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2013

08

Apr

Nicole Richie Bikinis With Jessica Alba of the Day

I guess these hollywood cunts with kids like to stick together on luxury weekend getaways. This is how the other half live people. Just garbage and in Nicole Richie’s case, literally garbage, that her own mother wanted nothing to do with, other than to dumpster, before Lionel Richie pulled her out of the backstage, semen and heroin needle trash, to keep her as his own, like when someone finds a stray dog and guilt forces them to step up.

I’m talking a troll of a girl, who was destined to be either dead at 5 after her mom drowned her accidentally while high, or a stripper/street whore in a questionable venue, but instead she’s rockin’ out in St Barts with Jessica Alba…flying private…owning clothing lines….staring on TV shows about fashion…and the whole thing is fucking nuts.

The good news is, all the money she makes and success she has, she’ll always know even her own momma didn’t want her, and sometimes, that eats away at a soul…..Yay! She deserves torment from her inner demons.

Here she is in a bikini, with Alba, showing off fake tits, and socialite moms trying to stay hot despite being moms bodies…..and it’s not all that great…but you’ll probably like it.


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2013

08

Apr

Jessica Alba’s Looking Ok in a Bikini for a Mom of the Day

I don’t like celebrating women who spat in the face of their fans and her sex appeal to reproduce for selfish reasons, like locking her husband in. I am more into celebrating women who squirt in the face of their fans for money, but that’s got nothing to do with this post.

I don’t like saying shit like “she’s still got it” cuz she’d be hotter if she never had the kids.

So this whole older, sloppier, her skin hangs off the back of her thighs, her tits sag a little more than when she was in her 20s and not a fucking mom of two, doesn’t get a “PASS” from me, like it does from all the other sites, those pervert virgins would cum if they say a 300 pound bitch in a bikini.

I don’t celebrate – look how much she bounced back and how she’s almost as good as she was – shit.

I say, bitch, at least you’re not fat, and at least you’re in a bikini, cuz that shit is better to look at than clothes, but you are a fraction of what you were, reminding us all that breeding kills women.

Here are a few of the pics I’m not allowed to post.

To see a shit ton of ALba bikini pics from this St Barts Trip go HERE and HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2013

08

Apr

Amanda Seyfried is Dramatic for Untitled Project of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is so dramatic when she tries.

Here she is doing the whole fashion model thing for some magazine I’ve never heard of called the Untitled Project.

Shit is on some high production kick, which is a far cry from most of the pictures we’ve seen of her shot by the paparazzi that usually involve her in what would be clothes she wears on her period, unshowered and disgusting, because I guess she’s got a ton of money, no one to impress, and probably doesn’t really give a fuck, knowing that people will pay her to doll her up, so why do it for free. Which makes her pretty fucking boring to keep track of, you know not the kind of girl you’d want to stalk, or go through her garbage for masturbation purposes.

By this rejected Oscar nominee, who was outperformed by Anne Hathaway, still does some interesting shit career-wise, like balancing disney and mainstream movies, with movies she is naked in eating out Julianne Moore. Diversity that gives her street cred, that makes her matter, and that celebrates her great tits and hot body, which is really what it is all about.

This shoot may not be great, but I like me some Seyfried every once in a while, and it’s my site, so deal.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2013

08

Apr

Danni Minogue’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Danni Minogue is Kylie Minogue’s sister who never got quite as famous, always in the shadow, who never had breast cancer, but who probably could have had a great career in porn, partially thanks to her breast implants, but I guess life just didn’t work out that way for her, and instead she models shit, and is now posting pics that clearly she finds hot of herself in Barbados in a bikini, that I am totally into looking at, not because I know who Danni Minogue is, but because I like bikinis on anyone, especially Australians, whether they are famous or have famous siblings or not. I mean this whole self produced bikini photoshoot is promising to me, a sign that if other people won’t take pics of her in a bikini, she’s do it for her fucking self, which is the attention craving gateway to sex tape. I am into it.

Posted in:Danni Minogue

2013

08

Apr

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini of the Day

The only thing I like about LeAnn Rimes is that she’s proved that the record industry is a pile of marketing bullshit, and that the lies they feed us about their personalities, is just lies they are told to tell the public to help feed an image. She reminds us that it’s all marketing bullshit, and that the second it’s all said and done, and bitch can be her fucking self for a change, her true colors shine through.

She’s not a Christian, despite her Christmas albums and all the wholesome middle american average people who bought into her shit. She’s a vapid, hollywood, money grubbing, soul-less cunt, who wrecks homes, fucks a lot and has fake tits.

She’s no different than a hooker or a stripper, and that’s a good thing as far as I’m concerned, not only because it just reminds me how idiotic these people who thought she was anything but a hooker when she was coming up are.

Don’t believe everything you are fed. They just want to sell albums people and she’s their puppet…a puppet on all fours in a white bikini with a tight enough body to stare at….



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2013

08

Apr

Miley Cyrus Flashes Panties Smoking Weed of the Day

I am into this new Hip Hop Miley. She’s recording songs with Snoop. She has all the top Hip Hop producers making beats for her. She’s got people like French Montana up on her Disney Dick, and now she’s on a balcony, flashing her panty ass, smoking joints, wearing a Trinidad James t-shirt. This is some rich kid identity crisis gone nuts, in a good way….and not because I like hip hop, or even really know anything about this music, other than seeing hot college girls twerk to the shit in clubs I got to randomly while half dead, but because I like broken girls who are money making machines robbed of their child hood, and confused as to what is really up. I mean Hip Hop has always been the WWF, a fake storyline that sells record for white execs, but throwing in a poptart like Miley, just solidifies that everything is mainstream now, thanks to the internet, there is not underground or underbelly. and as long as there’s a fit, tight, millionaire ass being flashed in my face in pics, video or person…I’m into it…you see there was nothing worse than when mainstream was The Gap, bad alternative music, and girls staying clothed and not twerking or smoking spliffs cuz that shit was deemed bad…

The world has gone slutty, more fun, and I’m into it. Not that you care what I think.

Here’s the Miley Ass Flash and some


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

08

Apr

Bikini Video of the DAy

Like women, tits, vaginas, not all bikini videos are created equally. Sometimes, they are awkward, not very erotic or appealing, sometimes they are fat or hairy, and sometimes they have dicks.

This shit is ridiculous, no idea where it is from, but it reminds me why I do drugs.

Posted in:Videos

2013

08

Apr

#SNPF Panty Flashes VOTE of the Day

#SNPF is a Drunkenstepfatherdotcom instagram movement that I also like to think of as an excuse to get girls to send us pics of their panties because girls are competitive.

The rules are simple, post a pic of you panties, tag #SNPF @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and you are entered to win an all expensed paid trip to my dick…and or a 2 star resort in CUBA.

Here is last week’s VOTE

The winner is chosen by you, the one guy who reads the site and clicks refresh all day.

Here are the entries this week. VOTE 1 through 5.

#SNPF 1

#SNPF 2

#SNPF 3

#SNPF 4

#SNPF 5

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2013

08

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It was my birthday, despite your wishes, and my wife’s wishes, I didn’t die.

But I can’t say the same for the hooker I was with, that bitch was foaming at the mouth, making weird gurgling noises, and talking in tongues when I left her, but it had nothing to do with me…it was all that crack.

Highlight of my birthday was trying to recruit a fat bitch dressed like a referee, who was trying to up on the wall handstand twerk, to let me blow a pack of candles out from her pussy.

Other highlight of the weekend, all the giving up across the board.

Last hight of the weekend, the double dicks street art, that I think was a sign from heaven.

Here are some links, I’m still drinking. Let’s do this birthday shit again next year.

Teen Mom has a Sex Tape
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This Ho Can Fish With Her Twat
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25 Posters of Teen Heart Throbs – That Are Hilarious
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37 Pics of Babes in front of the Mirror
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Elk Plays in a Puddle
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Dog Starts Humping on Live News Report – I can Relate
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A Evil Dead Mega Post
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Bikini Contest!
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A Whole Lot of WTF
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The Human Chair Prank
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6 Year Old Drummer Plays Metallica
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Slingshot Condom Applicator
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Stop Hairloss Now
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

THIS IS SO GOOD target=”_blank”> that EMINENCE_MG is into being a stepGIRL!

Here are some links….a shit ton of links…cuz it is the weekend and I plan on passing out drunk…possibly dying drunk….hopefully with my dick in a mouth drunk….so this should keep you occupied…and if it doesn’t you can always just watch this amazing, young, eager cam girls masturbating and fucking and inserting random shit in themselves cuz they don’t want real jobs.

It’s also my Birthday this weekend and expect you to get me a gift by doing one or all of these 3 things.

1- ADD ME TO FACEBOOK SO WE CAN BE FRIENDS AND I CAN MASTURBATE TO YOUR BIKINI PICS
2- FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM SO YOU CAN MASTURBATE TO ALL OUR STEPGIRLS AND MISADVENTURES
3- BUY A SWEATSHOP STEPSHIRT TO WEAR ME ON YOUR CHEST
4 – Make me famous, bitch.
5- Email me nudes.

Here are those birthday links…

Halle Berry is Pregnant at 46 – Who Cares
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Angelina Jolie Dresses Like her Vagina – An Evil Warlock
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Hayden Panettiere Hot for Glamour
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Best Midget Wrestling Move Ever
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She’s OK Until She Takes Off Her Bikini – Then She Suddenly Becomes – AMAZING
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Elisabeth Moss in GQ for Mad Men Premiere
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Lindsay Arnold’s Got Some Booty in Leggings of the Day
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109 Three Pointers in 5 Minutes
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Hot Bitches Taking Pics of Themselves in Front of the Mirror
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Today in Upskirt Panty Flashes
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Faye Reagan’s Lookin Good in these Pics
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Britney Spears Has Some Fat Legs in Leggings
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Will and Jada Smith have and Open Relationship Because He’s Gay
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Amazing Ski Jump Remix – LOLZ
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Lindsay Lohan in Bed With Charlie Sheen for Scary Movie 5
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…
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20 Hot Pics of Lindsay Ellingson
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A Whole Bunch of Hot Asian Chicks
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Lacey Banghard is a Topless Glamour Model on the Beach
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I’m Still Loving These Heidi Klum Huge Tits on the Beach Saving Lives Pics
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I Don’t Know Who Jennie Latou is – But She Looks Good in her Underwear…
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Tiffani Thiessen’s New Career Low
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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale Shopping Together
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This Picture is Inspired By Lindsay Lohan Naked Sky Diving
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March Madness Hotties Tournament – The Final 4 Hotties
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There is Going to be a Gossip Girl Movie Staring Blake Lively’s Huge Married Head….and that Foot Fetish Gutter Bitch
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The Rapping Weatherman
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Top 10 Romantic Getaways
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Victoria Justice Has Got Some Cleavage
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The Mantis Mating
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Very Fit Couple Working Out
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Lindsay Lohan Braless in Brazil
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Selena Gomez is the New Taylor Swift – All Singing About Her Shitty Romance
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is a Nobody in a Bikini
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Courtney Stodden is Naked with Corpses
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40 Pics of Hot Chicks in Bikinis
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50 Instagram Pics of Some Import Model
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Demotivational Picture of the Day Called “Opportunities”
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Some Fat Titty Bitch from Twitter
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The best Underboob Pics Today
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Brooklyn Decker Sucks Harder than her Downs Syndrome in this Photoshoot
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I Like Shake Weight Workouts
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The Email Guitar is Insane
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Hot Tits on Webcam – NSFW
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A Bunch of Celebs – Naked in the Tub
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Josie Maran Sloppy Ass in a Bikini
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I’m Into This Pic of Lohan Getting Railed From Behind – At Least That’s What My Imagination is Telling Me
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Sarah Jessica Parker – Horse Head Big Titties
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Taylor Swift Shopping is Some Boring as Fuck Shit
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I Like Pippa Middleton’s Ass in a Bikini
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Olivia Munn and Julianne Hough Getting their Nails Did – Together
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Tom Cruise and Some Bitch at his Shitty Movie Premiere
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First Date Ends Badly
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The Fine Art of Coffee Portraits
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The Best Way to Enjoy Mad Men
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Fergie’s Huge Tits on the Beach in Rio are Pretty Funny
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Ivanka Trump Boring as Fuck in Some Magazine Spread that Doesn’t Focus on her Tits
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Hot Bitches Bending at the Waist.
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Funniest Boat Rescue Ever
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Michael Buble’s Makes a 15 Year Old Sing and Has Hot Wife – I Feel Like I’ve Seen this Video Before.
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Emma Watson for GQ
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Ain’t Nothin But a Violin Thing
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Girlfriend Naked and Rubbing One Out in the Car
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Amateur Babe – Does Greek
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Black Slave Sucks off Old White Owner in Some Weird Porn Fetish Shit
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A Perfect Set of Natural Tits
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Casting Couch Virgin Creampie
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Amateur Girl Hungry for Sperm
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Insertion Video of the Day
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Some Babe Getting Eaten Out
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Guy Gets a Blowjob While Fast Asleep – By His Sister
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Girl Likes a Special Kind of Icing on her Cake….
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Nasty Chick in a 69
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Lesbians Using a Poopy Ass Dildo
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Japanese Enema and SHaving
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Dirty Sex Tourism in the Philippines….
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Amateur Wife Squirts and Farts at the Same Time – Not My Kind of Talent
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The Most Disgusting Blowjob Video Ever
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Save Your Sex Life and Stop Hair loss in it’s Tracks.
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