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2013

14

Mar

Helen Flanagan for Instagram of the Day

Last week…..at least I think it was last week…I posted the video that goes along with these pics….of Helen Flanagan doing some sexy Jockey viral video shit for a betting site….well Helen Flanagan has gone on to post some of the pics from the shoot….that focus on what’s important about her craft…and that is her boobs…

The interesting thing about this busty UK starlet, is that she only exists because she was on a Soap Opera…something all the Glamour models wish they would land….but instead of riding out a cushy career on TV…she quit and decided to become a Glamour model…because I guess her dad didn’t hug her enough growing up…and her tits…her tits just wanted to be celebrated more than they were on TV…

Her whole career path is insane, but not as insane as the fact that I am writing about it….

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2013

14

Mar

Martha Hunt for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Martha….is one of the least attractive names the English language has to offer…I am sure there are worse…but just saying it makes me feel like I am simulating throwing up on myself while drunk with a mouth full of dog shit…..I am also sure there are worse names in other languages and cultures…but when you put it on a thin, tall, half naked blonde chick who the Victoria’s Secret monsters have got their hands on first…it suddenly sounds like angels singing from heaven….it’s like jerking off to phone sex girl with a nice voice pretending she’s not actually 400 lbs and eating donuts while pretending to finger herself..and that the sounds of a lubricated pussy is in fact a lubricated pussy and not her just slapping her greasy belly button….you know Martha…when it looks like this…is the prettiest name around…

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2013

14

Mar

Mario Chalmers Calls Out Groupies of the Day

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This is a pretty funny story that almost reminds me of how I deal with all my fans…except that I don’t have fans…and if I do they are likely too busy murdering small animals in the field outside their trailer park for both dinner and their taxidermy hobby….

But Miami Heat champion Mario Chalmers got called out on twitter by some groupie hookers….and he responded to those groupies and it made me laugh….

Now I don’t cover sports, but I do like to laugh at fame whores, you know the gold diggers that want that life so bad…as much as I laugh at famous whores…and this made me laugh…if only all groupie trash was called out….it’d make the world a better place….

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2013

14

Mar

Alice Goodwin in the X-Rated Issue of Zoo of the Day

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These are some pretty hardcore pics of this Glamour Model…I mean normally they stick to being topless and “cute” and not topless and pornstars…but I guess it is juer her getting in character for the shoot…or maybe it is just her natural instinct being a girl who is one step away from being a porn star…or at least a stripper…who will eventually do porn cuz stripping sucks and you’re already getting naked….who is in magazines that are one step away from being porn mags…but that keep panties on so that they aren’t considered porn mags….but instead LAD MAGS…and ultimately, these pics are hot, even if she’s not all that awesome…but with all these glamour models…her tits carry her through it…because they are awesome and big…when you’re built like this it’s easy.

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2013

14

Mar

Taylor Swift’s Kicks off New Tour with Some Concert Slutiness of the Day

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Taylor Swift, a girl who you may have heard of, because she’s bigger than god…in fact I think more people care that she kicked off her “Red Tour” in Omaha yesterday, than they do about the new pope…you know…cuz she’s both bigger than Jesus and probably has more money than him…

Well she’s taking the right direction in her costumes as it turns out in her quest to be taken seriously, because everyone laughs at her serial relationships that are really just hook ups she’s wheeling, but pretends are relationships thanks to her PR team trying to make her vagina filling actions sincere and honest and ethical and moral…cuz they don’t want to tarnish her image…it makes far too much money and works…..

Because slutty fetish gear, showing off her thin legs, even for someone who isn’t a fan….is awesome….

Can’t wait til the empire bursts as they always do….when she realizes she’s got enough money and can drop the act….

It’s already starting. Ultimately, because all girls are sluts at their core…and if you don’t believe me….it’s a scientific fact.

Here’s a video – Don’t Blame Me for the Song….

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2013

14

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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UFC is in town this week…which means the ring girls – Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste are in town too…I spent half my night walking the streets…calling their names…hoping they’d want to hang out and show me their muscles and by muscles I mean breasts….but so far I’ve come up empty handed…but at least I’ve come…

I don’t know what that means…here are some morning links..

Gwyneth Paltrow is Starving Her Kids…
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Fitness Bikini Competition
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Seinfeld Did the Tonight Show
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Shia Show Us Your Titties Bro
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The 25 Most Iconic Moments in Bikini Movie History – I think I got that Title Wrong.
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Veronica Mars May Be Made into a Movie…which Leaves Me Wondering…Who Cares?
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Today in Clumsy Penguin Videos
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Check Out Ass Number 3
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Drunk man Has Sex on Boat, Punches Girlfriend’s Day…and Bites Captain…AKA He’s Awesome
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Rosie Jones Eating Pizza
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Thinning Hair Can Be Reversed
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See More CAm Girls in Action – 24/7 – All Free !!
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2013

14

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

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I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I don’t know where I am…but here are some babes to look at while I sleep this off…because nothing is better than a failed masturbation session when comin’ home drunk…to babes far more substantial than the one in your bed…and the one you just paid 10 dollars to play with your penis in the bar bathroom….

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2013

13

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am pretty bummed that the new pope isn’t a babe….because I would have loved to post her bikini pics, upskirt shots, nipple slips…and mock her pervert probably gay, little boy loving cuz you can’t get in trouble when “GOD” rules over all….but unfortunately, that’s against the rules….Catholics gone nuts….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Justin Bieber Fans Want to Kill to Kill Olivia Wilde
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Courtney Stodden Is Pretty Amazing
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20 Awesome Self Shooters!
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Street Performer Does The Final Countdown
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Girls Doing Yoga – is Amazing
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The 25 Most Memorable Moments in MTV SPring Break History
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You Will Want Sex From Jenna
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Kat Graham in her Sports Bra is Pretty Alright!
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Hooters Ball Girl Screws Up
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Rashida Jones
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Kimberly Garner’s Got a Wicked fucking CamelToe
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Forging Batarangs…
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Katherine McPhee Giving Boners
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Igor Step…..Some Dubstep on Classical Guitar….
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Lookin Down Jennie Garth’s Shirt Isn’t So Bad
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Chair Throwing Riot
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Courtney Stodden’s Huge Nipple SLip
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Old Man Kicks Snake
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Dinner is Served! Best Picture Ever…..
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Sports Illustrated Posted Nude Pics of Their Models….
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A Real Look at How Men Will Use Google Glass
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Sex in the Shower!
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A Lot of Hot Pics of Rosie Jones
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Reasons Why Dave Grohl is Pretty Awesome
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I Would Like to Fuck these Shorts Off Amanda Seyfried
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Kelly Brook in a See Through Dress
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Claudia Romani Incredible Upskirt
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This Dude Probably Shit His Pants
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Big Hawaiian Tits!
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America’s Most Underrated Cities!
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Truck Slaps a Pedestrian
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More Pics of Doutzen in her Thong
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Her Name is Jodie Gasson and She’s Fucking Hot
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Zooey Deschanel is the Worst in InStyle
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Lielani Downing Roller Blading in a Bikini Top Like it was 2000
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Dog Snores Like Daffy Duck
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Hey Girl Nice Ass
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Fart Lighting Gone Wrong is the Best Video Ever…
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There is no such thing as Porn Addiction
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Lady Gaga is Rollin’ Around in a 24k Gold Wheel Chair like She Was Larry Flynt
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Tamara Ecclestone in a Bikini
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I Want to Have Sex With Candice Swanepoel Even When She’s at the Airport!
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Selena Gomez Showing Some Leg…
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Lindsay Lohan Courtroom Drama Gives Me Boners
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Tiger Woods’ Wife Elin Nordegren in a Bikini celebrating her next gold digging adventure!
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Creepy Guy Boogie
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The 10 Most Shocking Roles Played by Child Stars
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Hot Girls Inked Up
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Dueling Bull Dogs
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Brandi Glanville Bikini
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Grapes To Raisins Timelapse
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Alana Blanchard’s a Fuckin Babe…
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Ne-Yo and Celine Dion Collab -Weird
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Perky Babe Abused in a Grocery Store
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Cam Girl Amazing Bottle Insertion
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Below Average People in a Threesome
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Lesbians in the Pool
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Horrible Gangbang
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Ebony Sluts – Lollypoppin’
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Teens Masturbating Side By Side
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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2013

13

Mar

Lady Gaga in her 24k Gold Larry Flynt Wheel Chair of the Day

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I don’t normally find Lady Gaga hot…if anything, I think she looks like a tranny freak, that was sent here to trick ugly people into thinking she is on their side, and not out for their money…

You know, a beast who just wanted to be pretty and popular all her life, using the uglies of the world to make her a star, because she is one of them…the icon or idol to the freaks….all while being totally full of shit, over the top, doing whatever she can to divert from her horrible features…from saggy face…to permanent open mouth, to a sloppy body….she’s fucking annoying…some might even say…the fucking worst..

But there’s really something hot about a bitch in a wheel chair…and that something is that they can’t out run me….

So here’s Gaga being overly dramatic from her “injury” that forced her to cancel her tour, in a custom Larry Flynt Wheel Chair, because she’s not as obnoxious enough as it is…

She’s the worst….

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2013

13

Mar

Isla Fisher Hot White Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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The first time I saw a white bikini in action and fell in love with all it had to offer was probably 15 year ago…and it involved my friends sister getting out of the pool…standing over me to offer me a drink for a solid 5 minutes….fully exposed, trimmed pussy where I could see her fucking labia and luxurious bush… as if she was fucking naked….because the shit was totally through…..and she had no idea….

So now, everytime I see a white bikini, I get excited for the same kind of experience…and although I am older, desensitized, not as perverted or eager to see pussy cuz I see so much of it daily….I still look closely when a white bikini pops up…and here’s Isla Fisher, some actress I don’t know, showing some ass crack, which in Greece is the main vagina…but here just a tease of what I’m missing and that’s the shot from the front…

Still hot though..wouldn’t mind being the dude behind her sniffin’ her ass…true story.

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