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2013

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Mar

Kate Moss Reading 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

I have a crush on Kate Moss and her dirty little life of luxury…from her nude top modeling…to her questionable choices in what she has put in her vagina…..to this reading of 50 Shades of Grey….

I have never heard her speak before…I’ve just seen her big nipples and making this a glorious moment…I must celebrate as one of her most loyal of fans ….

Her raspy, heavy smoker’s voice…a throat glazed with semen…laceed with….cocaine, HSV, HPV, HIV……damaged in so many ways…like her vagina….reading 50 shades is genius…

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2013

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Mar

Hot Rihanna Nipple Ring Picture of the Day

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Rihanna is a real classy girl…you know the kind of girl you would think has a harvard education….who works with poor people helping them better their life….bettering the world….and not a pile of gutter classless trash that belongs in a trailer park or shanty equivalent…who lets her husband beat her…because she’s so damaged and knows she can’t do better…cuz she hates herself more than he hates her….you know Royalty…and not just some hooker who won the lottery and misuses her fame, power, money….spreading negativity…teaching our youth bad lessons….all while showing some nipple ring in a t-shirt…making all seem pretty ok….cuz ultimately, I don’t care about the future generation, or Rihaana and the lessons she teaches through her actions, but I do care about tits…and that’s something she tries to deliver on…and that is good enough for me….if you know what I mean, which you don’t.

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2013

14

Mar

Nicki Minaj Titties for Elle Magazine of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is in the recent issue of ELLE …and people seem to care….because she’s showing some of her fat titty….and because she’s not dressed like a circus performer….imitating Lady Gaga…makin’ a fool of herself for the kids…like she was Mr Rogers….but instead is packaging herself as TV host, more sophisticated, fashion forward…. HIP HOP VIDEO GIRL WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE DAT BOOTY TWERK

Here’s a video of her interviewing herself….ridiculous….

Here are the pics….

Boring….

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2013

14

Mar

Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit for French Montana of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is my new Lohan…..

For those of you who don’t know this site and who never visited the site….

I used to do this thing in the 2007-2008 called the Lohan Stalker posts…where I got my hand on Lohan’s number and I’d call her while drunk, often times leaving creepy voice mails about being connected at the soul, figuring it’d get me in the news when they finally arrested me….but they never did…instead Lohan became my text buddy and we ended up spending a night together in her hotel room…not having sex….

But she’s fallen off, she barely exists, she’s no fun to tease or play with and it’s time to move onto something new and more exciting….and I think Miley Cyrus…in her sheltered insanity is the only option….She’s a babe…and I can easily pretend we are soul mates…I just need her phone number to really make this work the way it is supposed to…and while I wait for it to be sent to me…here are some pics of her with rapper French Montana…from his instagram…showing a nice percentage of her tits….

I’m in love…

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2013

14

Mar

Beetle Juice Knocked Jake Gyllenhaal Out of the Day

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So the freak from Howard Stern Beetle Juice was getting interviewed by TMZ paparazzi where he apparently said he knocked Jake Gyllenhaal out….I guess on set of Bubble Boy ….I can’t be too sure because I don’t understand anything that he’s saying, other than that Jake Gyllenhaal is a prick…or gay….and I have to agree…

Some of you don’t know this, but Gyllenhaal is the only celebrity I almost had a physical altercation with when he was filming in Montreal Canada. He was dancing like a princesss in a restaurant with some groupies….and I walked up to him and asked if he killed Heath Ledger or something to that effect…I was drunk…and dude went nuts, got in my face, security pulled me away before it was actually a fight and he ended up pushing the girl I was with….aggressively…like a mental case….

It was a story that got on all the mainstream media. His legal team and the team at Disney came at me to change my story on the site….to which I said “I’ll just post the video instead”…and that was the end of the Jake Gyllenhaal story….

But after that experience, I agree that he’s a prick, likely gay, craves attention like a girl..while dancing like a girl, and is probably 140 lbs and as intimidating as a girl….and I know there’s no doubt that Beetle Juice could knock him out…probably with one bitch slap….and that’s the end of this post.

Post sent in by my friend Foetus La Plantain- the Drunken stepFORUM Member of the Month – and religious TMZ reader.

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2013

14

Mar

Zippora Seven in a Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Zippora Seven is not that famous of a model, but she is from New Zealand and I can assume that having more than 10 people knowing who you are makes you the most famous person in New Zealand….but I could be wrong….

The people who do know who she is, know that she’s famous for modeling nude when she was 16 which is illegal but not illegal enough to get the magazine publisher arrested for kiddie porn, but illegal enough to start scandal….because it’s fashion and art people, and fashion and art makes it ok….at least that was their loop hole….

But starting at 16 makes her a child prodigy in nude modeling…and ike all prodigies…she’s excelled at it…and kept the talent going…I mean it put her in the map…so why change something that works….you know really show the world her nude modeling expertise….

Here are her top 4 Topless shoots….

4- SOME UNKNOWN YET AMAZING NUDE SHOOT

3- NAKED FOR DEREK HENDERSON

2- NAKED FOR RUSSH MAGAZINE

1- NAKED FOR L’OFFICIEL UKRAINE

Here she is continuing with those titties in this unknown shoot…and she’s amazing…

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2013

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Mar

Bar Refaeli Instagram Gym Pic of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is pretty thick…so looking at her workout is definitely not as awesome as looking at CANDICE SWANEPOEL working out….but I’ll take it…because I love it when girls work on fitness, and themselves, to make them healthier, happier, and more attractive. I like hard bodies, but more importantly, I love seeing their sweaty asses squat…almost enough to join a gym to stare…something I have done in the past…and as it turns out….even the fatties trying to get fit are hot to watch in action…I guess there’s just something about gym clothes…or sweaty assholes….or girls grunting and lifting….or maybe it is just the germs all over the machinery that makes me wanna fuck….cuz it reminds me of everytime I fuck…who knows…what matters is that it’s good…

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2013

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Mar

Elsa Hosk is Fun of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is some relatively new Victoria’s Secret blood…that was either produced in their lab, or recruited from some third world country, and/or Sweden….where no one will do any real background research to see if she’s a real person….or if she’s just fantasy created by the billion dollar empire…but real or real doll…she’s lovely….from yesterday’s Victoria’s Secret party….

Here she is at the Victoria’s Secret Spring Break Party with some Boxing Gloves on…

To being on a boat…lookin amazing…..

To pics of her on Twitter in a bikini

I am in love….

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2013

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Mar

Kimberly Garner Bikini Babe of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is miracle, because despite being from the UK, she’s not a fucking grey skinned, working class gremlin you can’t feed after midnight…..like most of the women from the UK…I mean other than the busty, trashcan Glamour models…who I guess are the “sex appeal” the UK has to offer….but instead, she’s got a cute little beach body…that is being used for some campaign in barbados…while rockin’ a cameltoe cuz I guess that vagina is hungry and ready to eat up anything that comes its way…as long as it offers her a ladder wrung to climb…

She posted the pic to twitter….and I approve.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM HER BIKINI SHOOT
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2013

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Mar

Karlie Kloss Instagram Bikini of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is a bikini model…despite not having huge tits…and being amazingly skinny….just not skinny as this babe…but skinny enough for my liking…because skinny is a dying art form…thanks to all the shit in our food and all the shit food…hormones have gone nuts…and girls have gone curvy…and as much as I like big tits to play with and/or cum on…I am just far happier cumming on a thin frame…the way girls are supposed to be….

Fat is disgusting…and I know this first hand…as my wife is a diabetic I’m just waiting to have die off from her self destruction….so that I can go out and chase girls who look more like this…

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