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2013

29

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Top for Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, that’s the shit I do like.

This pic is straight from the slums of her instagram I assume the Victoria’s Secret staff run. It’s a throwback behind the scenes bikini pic, and with love, comes acceptance of all she does, even if it doesn’t have nipple.

She’s perfect.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2013

29

Mar

Ieva Laguna Hot in Bathing Suits for Free People of the Day

Ieva Laguna is 22, has done Vogue 4 times, and was in the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion show. She’s now doing some shit for a brand called Free People, that involves her in a bikini, looking all fucking lovely and shit. Romantic, like out of a 60s photo album you found in your basement of your parents on summer vacation, that you were able to jerk off to, cuz your mom doesn’t look like that anymore, it was practically like thinking about fucking another person, those hard nipples, that bikini, those old cars and the instagram effects before instagram….only less creeepy and filled with a hot currently 22 year old, not one that has weathered into a muff gut, wrinkly dried up pig.

I’m into this Latvian babe. Latvia got all kinds of good pussy and that’s about all Latvia has.

Posted in:Ieva Laguna

2013

29

Mar

Hayden Panettiere Gives Up Now That She’s Engaged of the Day

I am not someone who thinks that up until today, Hayden Panettiere has been putting all that much energy into her look, her fitness, her overall sexiness. Unlike her mother, who is like a typical Soap Opera cat woman with too much surgery, Hayden’t stuck to just implants. But I will say, she’s never been overly fat. Overly muscular yes. But never fat.

So hearing her be engaged, now seeing her down a bag of Oreos, that unless
this is product placement, you know a paid ad spot, and I am sure it is, cuz Celebs don’t endorse shit without a paycheck. It is safe to say now that she’s getting hitched, it is all downhill.

Stay tuned for dumpy Hayden in 12-24 months. That’s my prediction.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

29

Mar

Fabiana Semprebom in a Bikini of the Day

Fabiana Semprebom is some Brazilian model and she’s in some catalog shots for some bikini company – wearing a bikini – shocking.

She walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2010, as they like to import their pussy from Brazil, since it is better than the other main Brazilian export, Tranny Aids.

She never got the gig as an Angel, so at 28, she’ll never be the next Lima or Gisele, but at least she’s getting work in equally inspiring pics…like these, because a life without Fabiana Semprebom, is a life not worth living, even if I only heard about her yesterday. I just can’t go back to that life.

Posted in:Fabiana Semprebom

2013

29

Mar

Adriana Lima’s Hot Dress at Some Event of the Day

Adriana Lima may have taken the Catholic Latina route. You know figured she was at the top of her game, made all the money she needed to make, developed enough of a celebrity, that it was time to settle and have kids, and not really bother bouncing back all that well, because she knew at the end she was still Adriana Lima to the people, and they’d like her anyway she came. You know, instead of waiting to be 40 to retire and have a family. I guess that’s what finding love and being a slab of meat for a decade does to a bitch

But she wore this tight dress to an event, and I think there’s still hope for her. The baby expelled from her vagina hasn’t fully destroyed her, at least not when she’s strapped in, and I guess that’s a good thing….

In unrelated Adriana Lima news, here’s a pic of her kissing her baby daddy/ husband/ whatever he is….which may not be a good thing to you. Cuz seeing bitches you jerk off to in love is a downer.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Adriana Lima

2013

29

Mar

Half Naked Russian Babe in the Best Video Ever of the Day

Only in Russia. I don’t know if you’re on the internet enough to know about these Russia videos. Basically, everything weird and equally hilarious, from doing back flips off houses, to dash cam videos, are from Russia. So much insanity, that Youtube should make a Russia channel, so that we can just watch all the insanity.

Today in Russian crazy viral video news, is a half naked woman on all fours, on a car, driving down the street, in what I can assume is a result of no longer being communist and the freedom making everyone gone nuts, couples with hot as fuck mail order bride type women who like money, and it all equals to amazing.

THis is best video I’ve seen all year.

Posted in:Russia

2013

29

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s stepGIRL EFREEEX3

I went to a college party – at a college bar – with college kids – and it was hysterical.

I forgot how amazing drunk 18 year old girls in short skirts were. Especially now that they’ve grown up watching the internet.

Everyone was twerking, so many asses, mainly on tight bodied white girls with titties built on hormones in the dairy.

I do believe in the future….. Shit’s gone nuts.

Here are some links….

Ireland Baldwin in Yoga Pants
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Uncle Vernon – Dead
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Parking Fails Compilation
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Don’t Tell These Girls How Clothes Are Supposed to WOrk
CLICK HERE

Sexy Brazilians Dancing
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Cool Camera Tricks
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Bumbling Burglar
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Miranda Kerr Hot in Vogue Australia
CLICK HERE

Muse Lip Syncing on Italian TV
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Dance Like Nobody is Watching
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift Does TV
CLICK HERE

Dita Von Teese in Lingerie
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

It’s 5 am, it’s friday, you should calling in sick soon, I’m drunk, Fuck You. Here’s some pussy to look at, since it is better than looking at other things.

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Posted in:LNBC|NSFW

2013

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

With the caliber of women I land and often times pay for, I usually give them free HIV tests with my mouth and/or dick. I call it the free HIV Taste Test. It’s a real great pick-up line at the bars I go to. “I want to taste test you for STDS”….makes the bitches go nuts. Follow Drunkenstepfatherdotcom on Instagram to keep up with our antics.

Here are some stepLINKS….


Petra Benova in a Bikini – Feeling Up Her Friend with a Great Ass – Sounds Good to Me
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Maria Shriver’s Christmas Lights Still Up in March
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31 Pics of My Internet GF Anastasia Ashley in her Bikini
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Amy Smart’s Fat as Fuck Pokies
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Girl Apologizes to her Wisdom Teeth For Killing Them
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Yesterday Was International Cleavage Day! Here’s Some Awesome Cleavage Pics
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Vomit Bombs are my New Favorite Thing
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Charlene Hart is My Kind of Porn Chick
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25 Breakout Actors You Need to Know
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Jason Bateman in GQ
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Pug Video of the Day
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Vanessa Hudgens Flashing Black Bra And Little Titties
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Ashlie is a Babe Pullin at her Panties
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Kristen Stewart Big Cleavage Pic
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The 20 Hottest Girls ‘Poptarting’
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The Hangover as a Horror Movie
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Lindsay Lohan is a Homewrecker
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Myleene Klass in a Bikini For a Photoshoot in Thailand
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Aubrey Plaza for Complex
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The Best Marshmallow Art
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Easter Picture Dump
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Beth Flaunts Boobs at the Day
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Clip of Shiri Appleby with Cum on Her Tits
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Priest Earns 300k Selling Meth 0 Opens a Porn Shop
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True Facts About the Naked Mole Rat
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A Whole Lot of those Britney Bikini Pics
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Magdalena Frackowiak in Lingerie for Victoria’s Secret
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Which Ass Would You Rather Fuck
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Singer Gets Scared on Stage
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Insane Lollipop Street Artist
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Hot Sweaty Workout
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The Blake Lively Bikini Pic Will Turn You On
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Actresses without Teeth Pretty Fucking Funny
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Britney Spears No Bra in a Black Dress
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Matt McConaughey in Details
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I Love Amanda Bynes Self Help
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Highest Flying Push Up Insanity
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High School Basketball Player – Star
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Maria Menounos Awesome Booty in Jeans
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How About Lindsay Lohan in Leggings Arriving in Brazil? Don’t Mind if I DO.
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Motorcycle Stunt Ends in Pain
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Jeri Ryan Ass in a Tight Dress
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Dude – Looking at Ali Larter Bra-Less in Awe
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Really Weird Mom / Daughter Youtube Dance Party
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Top 20 Headcases In Sports
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Man Sleeps with a Tiger
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Redhead Makes Herself Cum
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Animal Sex Fail
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Nudist Handjob
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Some Double Fisting
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Cum Shot Compilation
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Big Tits Fuck in the Snow on a Picnic Table by a Guy in a NOFX shirt
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Bikini Pic of the Day

Ireland Baldwin isn’t 18, but she’s gonna be a babe when she grows up, in 6 fucking months, when she turns 18, not to mention already legal in Canada, unless she wants to strip or do porn or buy smokes, but not all that perverted to lust after cuz in 6 months, she’ll look and act the fucking same, it’s not like some fucking revelation filled with wrinkles, maturity and life experience is gonna happen. Not to mention kids get their periods at 7, fuck by 12, and have seen more porn than you have since they were raised on the fucking internet, making those 6 months almost just formality….

Her parents Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger…I’ve already fought with Alec Baldwin on social media for reserving a date sometime next year with her, because Alec Baldwin doesn’t like me on Social Media. We’ve gone back and forth a few times, the latest over his daughter, a daughter who he publicly shat on during his Divorce, leading to the hope of daddy issues, because I love Daddy issues, especially when they look like this.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin