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2013

01

Apr

Kimberly Kane is Wonder Woman XXX of the Day

Vivid is releasing a movie that may make Virgin Losers everywhere explode, it is Wonder Woman XXX, like the comic book you used to masturbate to, only the porn version, so that instead of imagining the superhero on your dick while reading the comic or watching the re-runs like you have, you can see it in action.

The interesting thing in all this is that the costumer looks pretty top notch, unlike porn of the past, that would involve some stripper dress and duct tape that was ripped off the second they got into the motel room/back of the van….it’s almost like porn’s gone hollywood.

I am into that merge.

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2013

01

Apr

Cara Delvingne Titties for Fashion in Love #9 of the Day

Cara Delvingne is one of the hottest models on the rise. She’s getting booked for everything, she’s probably already dating Leonardo DiCaprio as new models often do but more importantly, she’s doing it right, you know paying her dues like s good model should, by showing her tits for fashion, even when she probably doesn’t, just to show the people at the magazines and in the industry that she’s ready to play fucking ball and I’m ready to stroke my limp dick imagining it was our wedding night and I did too much coke to satisfy her just married needs.

Posted in:Cara Delvingne|NSFW

2013

01

Apr

Happy Easter from Courtney Stodden of the Day

I can’t hate Courtney Stodden, even if I hate most things Hollywood, because she’s young and vibrant like the girl I feel in love with at the bus stop, in her amazing tight little leggings with her amazing tight little booty from the hormones in the dairy…but more importantly, she’s funny, she doesn’t take herself seriously, she’s got herself very low level famous, and she’s doing it by lookin and acting like a stripper, I mean that in itself makes her the best thing ever. Here’s her easter video.

She’s amazing….in all her throwback to strippers from the 90s glory.

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2013

01

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It was a long weekend, but everyday is the fucking weekend for me, so nothing different happened. Up late night, sleep all day, rejected from hot pussy, end up fucking with nasty pussy, cuz no bitch wanted to do an easter egg hunt out of my ass, but I figured if it involved chocolate, the fat bitches would flock to the shit like a herd of starving cattle…..

Here are some morning links…that aren’t a clever April Fools Joke…cuz I don’t like joke.

Her Name is Suelyn Medeiros and She’s Amazing in her Bunny Costume
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Thief Runs Into a Door Full Speed – Amazing
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The Creepiest Fucking Easter Bunnies Ever
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Hot Girl Shakes It
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A Dude from Glee is in Rehab – If I Was a Dude From Glee – I’d Be on Suicide Watch
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25 Memes of March
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A Corgi Sees Itself for the First Time
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Bridge Wedgie!!
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Sun Baby from Teletubbies is Worth a Fuck Now
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When Puppies Attack
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Some TItties at the GI Joe PRemiere
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Cybil Throwback Nipples!
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Happy Easter Pic Dump
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2013

29

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck You Easter – Via FOLLOW THIS LINK

Let’s hope this year’s Easter Miracle doesn’t come in the form of a fat chick dressed like an Easter Bunny, lookin’ more like a pig, all face full of chocolate…but instead in the form of a hot college coed who is drunk and doesn’t know any better looking to do an easter egg hunt in my asshole with her tongue. Apparently, dreams come true, even if none of mine never have….there’s always hope.

Happy easter fuckers.

Lindsay Lohan Drunk Under the Table at a Club in Brazil is Insane
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I Love Amanda Bynes Titties
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Isla Fisher in C Magazine
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Most Charming Guy with Tourettes
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Katarina Van Derham is a Fucking Hot Model
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Raven Bay Has Big Fucking Tits
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Friday Photobombs
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This Week in WTF
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A Homeless Dude and His CAterpillar Mustache
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Her Name is Michelle, She’s in a Bikini, You’ll Want to Fuck Her
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The 20 Hottest Easter Bunnies
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Emma Caulfield Nude in Don’t Panic It’s Organic…
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Kirsten Dunst Thought Kissing Brad Pit was Disgusting
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Adele has a 23,000 Dollar Game Room – When She Really Needs 23,000 dollars of Liposuction or a Gym
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Some Gremlin Chick Gets Tits on Taxpayer’s Dime
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Brandi Glanville’s Burnt Hand is Scary as Fuck
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Playboy’s Miss April is Worth Noticing
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Some Hot Busty Babe Stripping in Front of a Window
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The Hottest Women of Game of Thrones
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Stacy Kiebler’s Ass in Jeans and Other Pics
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Which Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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Emma Glover Topless for ZIP Magazine
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Anja Rubik is Hot in T Magazine
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Kung Fu Grandpa
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Jimmy Hendrix on a Traditional Korean Instrument….
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A Lot of Tits for Front
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Kate Upton Tits for Good Friday
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Blake Lively in Canada for Target
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Beer Pong Arcade
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Easter Meme Mash-Up
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Big Boobed Biker Girl Gets Nude
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Some Topless Glamour Models
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Easter Bunny or Vaccination
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This Picture is Amazing
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B.J. Novak Joins Amazing Spiderman 2 Cast
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How Ice Cream is Made in Thailand
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Don’t Piss on the Electric Fence
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Leaking Ass Dildo Play – Horrible
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Perfect Cooter on Webcam!
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Hot Oiled Up AMateur Sex
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Japanese Bride Masturbates
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Fuck a Punk
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Stripper Gets Fucked
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3 Ghetto Couples Fuck in the same Bet for 1 Dollar
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Creampie Swapping is Fuckin Hot
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Cara is an Exploited College Girl
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

29

Mar

LOLZ of the Day

This is the picture that made me laugh today. I never laugh and hate the idea of comedy, but when someone has fallen off this hard, a victim of her mom’s dreams of fame and the good life, having to crawl under a table at a club, is comedic gold. Lohan always brings the goods.

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2013

29

Mar

Ruby Aldridge Making Out with Red Hot Chili Peppers of the Day

Ruby Aldridge is Victoria’s Secret “angel” Lily Aldridge’s and fashion photographer Miles Aldridge’s baby sister. Her mom was a Playboy bunny in the 60s, her dad an artist for the Beatles Albums. Born and raised in LA amongst the rich kids, some of whom are the kids of the people she’s posing with from Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Prior to her becoming a model and prior to her sister becoming a major commercial model, I used to have an internet friendship with her, on facebook. She was lovely, until her and her sister’s career took off, then she disappeared, as most girls on their quest for fame do, but I don’t care, I’m not bitter, I’m just happy I finally get to see her little model tits, cuz really that’s all I care about when it comes to inter-personal relationships.

I have no idea if she is having sex with Anthony Kiedis, I just know this is for a photoshoot for Vogue Russia, which is still Vogue, and I’m actually happy with the direction her career has gone, cuz let’s face it, there’s nothing really worse than an LA model who doesn’t show her tits like a little slut for people in Canada to try to masturbate to, while reading old conversations we had on AIM that I saved in case she one day got famous.

Here are the pics. Lovely nipples on a lovely girl. I’m a fan.

Posted in:NSFW|Ruby Aldridge

2013

29

Mar

Elsa Hosk Lookin’ Good for Galore of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a model. From Sweden. I’ve POSTED HER PICS before. She’s done shit from Victoria’s Secret.

More interestingly – she’s done a lot of topless modeling in efforts to get to the level of fame shes’ at now. You know making big money and more importantly, getting non-nude work

Here are my favorite topless shoots she’s done – with awesome names done by me – you know, just doin’ my part.

6- ELSA HOSK TITTIES ON THE WATER

5- ELSA HOSK TITTIES IN THE BACKYARD ON THE PATIO PAVERS AND IN OVERALLS

4- ELSA HOSK BOXING TITTIES UNDERWATER

3- ELSA HOST TITTIES ON THE BALCONY AND TITTIES PUTTING ON JEANS AND TITTIES IN AN OLD LAWN CHAIR

2- ELSA HOSK TITTIES ON A SKATEBOARD and TITTIES IN AN OLD LAWN CHAIR AGAIN

1- ELSA HOSK TITTIES IN A HOT TUB OR POOL ON A HILL

Here are her pics of Galore, far more tame by still fucking hot, an Easter Miracle one might say.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2013

29

Mar

Rosie Jones Was Yesterday’s Page 3 Girl of the Day

Rosie Jones isn’t all that great, but she does one thing that is, and that’s posing topless, showing off her big natural tits, that I guess are worth celebrating, even if pig tits are everywhere thanks to the whole dairy industry hormones these girls all grew up on. I mean if they weren’t worth celebrating, why would she be making a career off them, cuz her success as a Glamour Model doesn’t step from her soft face, tall lean body and soft features…shit comes from her DDs….

These are some pics from yesterday’s page 3, to celebrate today’s death of Jesus, then resurrection of Jesus via hard boiled eggs and chocolate.

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2013

29

Mar

Adrianne Palicki is the Highlight of the G.I Joe Premiere of the Day

The highlight of the G.I. Premiere was not the wonderment that comes from trying to understand how they can milk this franchise again. It wasn’t from the fact that I just used the word wonderment, it wasn’t the fact that Bruce Willis got another gig despite being old and tired as fuck, or that The Rock still exists…. it was the fake tits that grace the chest of Adrianne Palicki, a bitch I’ve never heard of, but I’m now officially the president of her fan club, since no one else has signed up fro the job, or for her fan club, cuz she barely exists….but her titties do….


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