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2013

30

Apr

Jesinta Campbell is Hot for Menstyle of the Day

Jesinta Campbell is some Australia Celebrity Apprentice contestant and as someone who likes Australia, at least according to the girls from Australia I follow on instagram, because they are babes in bikinis, I figure I should post her life changing pics of her posing in her underwear for some Menstyle magazine, because girls in lingerie are the only reason men would ever really want style, otherwise, you’d all dress like me, in soiled sweat pants, stained shirts, smelling like shit, cuz I’ve given up, and thrown in the fucking towel, suckin’ at life in the best way possible, all while staring anything that has a vagina….like this Jesinta, what kind of name is Jesinta, but I guess that doesn’t matter when I’m staring at her in lingerie.

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2013

30

Apr

Melissa Satta Bikini Jacked Up Her Ass of the Day

Melissa Satta is some rich bitch who is American, but was raised in Europe, who is engaged to some black guy from Ghana who is a pro soccer player and who bought her a multi-million dollar engagement ring, because either her ass is that good, or her ass is just that high maintenance, that she needs that kind of nonsense to feel valuable, proving that she’s just a high maintenance cunt and I hate her.

But I don’t mind that she likes jacking her bikini up her ass, because people take pictures of her attention seeking cunt self, which validates her thanks to her dad being too busy for her when she was growing up, at least that’s what I am going to assume until I forget who the fuck Melissa Satta is, which will be in about 5 minutes from now.


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2013

30

Apr

Christina Milian for Cosmo for Latinas of the Day

Mom Christina Milian is in a bathing suit for Cosmo for Latinas, like she’s not a mom, like she’s still got that body, in a magazine that actually exists, even if it seems racist, like Latinas are their own breed that need content on the latest loud and tacky dresses to where to church, to tips on cutting your husband’s dick off if you think he cheats, cuz unlike the other Cosmo for white people, Latina women are a little more insan which is probably why a full bodied single mom bitch like Milan is someone they’d feature in their bullshit racist shit….

Here are the pics..

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2013

30

Apr

Myleene Klass See Through Leggings of the Day

Myleene Klass is wearing leggings that are one size too small, it happens all the time now that leggings are the norm, and I see it on girls of all ages, even in their 60s, in underwear they are wearing to hold it all in as hard as they can, and I love it every single time, it’s one of those why even wear pants at all, oh right, cuz you have no idea the pants you’re wearing are fucking see through. This shit is better than a girl getting her period in a pair of white pants in high school. Classic.


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2013

30

Apr

Stella Hudgens Does the Teen Runaway for the Perverts of the Day

I know girls know exactly what they are doing when it comes to taking pictures of themselves. Even the young ones have it all figured out. They know the pose, they know the angle, they aren’t all innocent and having innocent fun like people pretend they are, I was 16 once and I was getting high and fucking and I am sure some of you were too, and that was in an era before the internet, and accessible porn, and all those fetishes, more importantly in a world that wasn’t Hollywood, where my sister was known for being some Disney starlet with nude pics that got her all kinds of attention.

Meaning, she’s totally aware of what’s going on, and that’s why she’s dressed like a teenage runaway you met at the bus station looking for place to sleep, shower and get some food, and totally willing to do anything…and I mean anything for you to get it.

So if that’s your thing, a fetish that is a little more fringe than just being a teen in a bikini, you know with more layers and complexity, here’s Stella…..the little Hudgens that could.

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2013

30

Apr

Kendall Jenner in Greece Not Doin’ Greek Bikini Pics of the Day

Kendall Jenner is showing off her 17 body in a bikini because all she wants in life is to be a Victoria’s Secret model. She’s tall, she’s fit and has a team of people who can probably convince Victoria’s Secret into giving her the job as an 18th birthday present, since Victoria’s Secret doesn’t fuck with underage girls as models anymore, even though they used to. Pornographers.

You see, cuz rich people, get everything they want. It used to be a BMW for her 16th birthday, now that shit is amateur, even the middle class kids get those now.

I just like knowing how damaged she will be by 25. Because you know things like these always break.

Not to mention, ask any bitch at 25 if she had a hot body at 17, most will say yes, making these pics, not very impressive and not just because she is the figurehead for an evil Kardashian empire now that the old fat one fell off harder than the time she shut down an all you can eat breakfast buffet….More Waffles.

Here are the instagram self produced smut.

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2013

30

Apr

Mornign Hangover Dump of the Day

Failed pickup line of the day….

Not to sound creepy, but we should totally meet in my basement.

Here are some morning life changing links for you to love and cherish and raise as if they were your own.

Gay Sex on Set of Spiderman 2
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Everyday Girls SHowing Off Their Backs…
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The World Needs more Ozzy the Weasel
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This is Why You Don’t Stick Your Dick in Crazy
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How To Not Break BRicks
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I am a Fan of the Willie Nelson Hobbit 2 Audition
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Some Rugged, Big Titty, Model Flashing Vagain
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Harley Davidson Bikini Contest
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Ashley Benson in a Blue Dress at the Mexican Film Fest
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6 Year Old Drummer Does Van Halen
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The Future King and Queen of England Playing Harry Potter
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Some Girl Seriously Stretching Out her Labia
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NETFLIX OF PORN – Why Didn’t I Think of That?
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2013

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL rockin’ part of the Ocean Gang

My favorite thing about married couples is how hungry the husband is for new tits when he is allowed to socialize with his friends, instead of doing some bullshit Murder Mystery dinner with other couples.

Everytime I am with a married friend, who is allowed off his chain, it is always “let’s go to strippers” and he’s always the first one in the lap dance booth, because he chose to deprive himself of life and pussy….

Only to have his wife text him the entire fucking night, ruining his one taste of freedom, sending him back to the prison, smelling of stripper perfume.

It makes me laugh because I just live like I’m not married, she’s too fat to count as a human….

Drinking time – Here are the stepLINKS…

All The Slutty Sinning Democrats at the White House Correspondents Dinner
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Teem Mom Got A Million Dollars for her Sex Tape
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This Gymnast Has Moves….
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Rosario Dawson GQ
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Old Hag Rita Rusic in Some Bikini Pics
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A Couple of Babes Posing Together
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Hilarious Video of a Couple Stealing Gas
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Bikini Coleslaw Wrestling
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Oh Shit – A Bunch of Cute Girls From the Internet
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Chrissy Tiegan’s Broken Dress for the Internet
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Your Weekly Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics
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Demi Moore in a See Through
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Beastie Boys Memoir in the Works
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Tamara Ecclestone Hard Pokies for Playboy
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Debby Ryan Fakes an Upskirt
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Some Minka Kelly and her Boyfriend
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Katy Perry Hides Her Tits
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Samara Weaving in her Bikini
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A Man and his Pet Croc
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British Road Rage is Funny
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500 Yard Drive
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Rihanna Rockin’ Out Hard at the Strip Club
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Jordan Carver Succeeds at Twitter
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Hot Busty Nude Model – Nude Modeling
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Intense Mirror Orgasm
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Valerie Irene’s Got Some Huge Stupid Tits
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2011’s Playmate of the Year, With and Without Makeup
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Some Plastic Surgery Pam Anderson Pics
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Dogs are Awesome
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Saffi Karina
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Explosion Video of the Day
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Looking Down Lauren Graham’s Shirt
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Some Kendall Jenner Bikini Pics
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I Think Rihanna Just Took A Dump On Stage
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The 32 Sexiest Jessica Alba Pictures of All Time
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Faye Reagan and Klaudia Dyking Out
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Today in Naked Baking
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Emma Stone’s Revlon Ads Suck
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Slip and Slide Rodeo is Hilariou
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Today in Random Internet Pics
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Today in Rihanna Throwback Bikinis Pics
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Yawns are Contagious – Video
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Ass Fuck Time. Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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Steven Spielberg’s Obama
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Standing Box Jump
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girls Interrupted While Taking a Shower Together
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Dude Uses a Firecracker in his Ass as a Butt Plug – Awesome Talent
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Homemade Sex Tape
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Check Out this Greased Up Tight Body Getting Fucked
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Young Lesbians Going at it
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Car Trailer Hitch Fucking
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Milf Fucks Both Holes
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Hot Couple of the Day
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Legless Dude Fucks Some CHick – Weird
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Mom and Dad Get Carried Away in Their Homemade Porn
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The Worst Voyeur Sex Ever
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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2013

29

Apr

LOLZ of the Day

This is my kind of couple. A modern day Bonnie and Clyde. Just them, the road, and gas stations along the way that they need to heist. Powered by crack cocaine, with a uterus filled with dead babies. This hooker delivers. I think I am in love.

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2013

29

Apr

Holland Roden Nipple Slip Outside Chateau Marmont of the Day

No day is complete without a picture of Holland Roden’s nipple slip outside Chateau Marmont….not that a Holland Roden nipple slip has ever happened before, and not that I know who Holland Roden is, and not because I think Holland Roden is hot…but because before seeing this dirty windowed picture of her 24 year old nipples…I wasn’t living, it was all just a shell, going through the motions, just waiting for this moment to arrive. This is the rebirth, like she is the Messiah and it all just suddenly makes sense and is clear….I guess now we can go kill ourselves, this was the peak….

Or not. she’s from MTV’s Teen Wolf show, and who the fuck cares, seriously. Go celebrate something important, not this nonsense.


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