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2013

22

Apr

The Tamara Ecclestone Playboy Pics if You Care of the Day

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Playboy are insane, not because of their horrible choice in girls to feature in their magazines, I mean even their Playmates are on some gutter level, unlike the prestige and hotness they once had. I mean there was a time when celebs would line up to be in this shit, but those days are long gone….now, like all print magazines, they bottom feed.

Playboy are insane, because of their legal team, who I am sure will email me in an hour to takes these down.

Who knows, maybe they’ll even sue.

Which is funny, considering these Tamara Ecclestone, billionaire heiress naked is so not worth even noticing, the only semi-interesting thing about it is the psychology of a girl who has everything, getting naked on because the one thing she wants is attention and to be seen as a sex symbol, cuz you can’t buy that shit….

I’m just bummed you can only see a little lip, I like my pussy with spread asshole

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2013

22

Apr

Miley Cyrus Still Dominates Twitter in Short Shorts with Ass Cheeks of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a lot of fun, in her sheltered, entitled cunt, spoiled brat, raised in Hollywood, totally disconnected from reality or what’s actually up, with a staff of Dozens who dress her, tell her what to say, how to act and all that other shit that robs these kids of their souls and makes them go off the fucking deep end, sometimes with vagina flashes that are blamed on Bi-Polar disorder, because everyone respects crazy antics when it’s a mental health issue, and not when it’s some rich kid losing her mind because of a lost childhood…and the good news is that I don’t have to listen to any of that, I just look at the pics…pics of a girl who is wearing the shorts of the season, the ass hanging out like it was the 70s, in what will probably inspire a lot of masturbation this summer, when everyone from the age of 14-30 rock the shit, like they did last year…I’m ready for it, expecting it, and already used to it….but that doesn’t mean I have had enough of it….and here’s MILEY flashing some ass cheek in shorts the way I like it.

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2013

22

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Can Suck Her Own Dick of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is so bendy she can suck her own dick, I mean provided she had a dick, and wasn’t a top lingerie model with a couple of kids, who like so many other women, just do yoga, which happens to be porn to me, and can touch their fucking toes with their faces, in ways that shit is erotic and exotic and unhuman, especially married to a woman who can’t even wipe her own ass….

All making me question my existence, my choices and why I’m not in a Yoga class right now, daily, with all the moms trying as hard as they can to stay sexy. Not because they have million dollar modeling contracts like this one, but because they can’t live with the idea of losing their sex appeal while their husbands are fucking the maid, nanny, secretary, young and eager new sales girl on the team, etc. or more importantly, with all the 20 somethings, who just want to look good in leggings and choose yoga as their outlet…

I’m too lazy, so I’ll just look at pics rather than actually living it….good enough for me..and my lifestyle choices.

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2013

22

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Pics for Social Media of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger posted her bikini to VINE and it looks like she’s far more womanly than she was in the Pussycat Doll era, back when she was fucking ripped, so ripped people assumed she was a dude in lingerie with a voice of an angel and better dance moves than the rest – in what could have been the because drag show to happen in mainstream entertainment….

A drag show that based on her new found hip to waist ratio, that probably was never a drag show at all, meaning all those times you masturbated to her, were far less gay than you probably thought they were, but she’s still got a pretty hard face….

Well, here she is being liberal with her womanly body at low resolution, so you don’t have to be distracted by her beard.

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2013

22

Apr

Sophie Turner Cares About Boston of the Day

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Sophie Turner has taken an interesting and trashy approach to show her support for Boston, support she is only showing because it’s an opportunity to get people talking about her, you know because we all know girls who look like this are so fucked up, that they only care about themselves and the fact that they’ve failed at the whole getting famous shit and every day that goes by, makes the chances of that success few and far between. There’s not enough botox in the world to make her 30 year old face look like it was 20 again, if anything, it just makes her look like some coked out gutter pornstar trash who has taken too many loads to her face in hopes that this blowjob will lead to actual mainstream work.

I am almost offended that she’s jumping on any opportunity, but even more offended that she’s a fucking lawyer and that this is how she spends her downtime, producing low level, fully clothed porn, when clearly she should be taking double anal. What a waste of an attention whore, but she does have a great ass.

Keep up the philanthropic, show us you care, work, you amazing desperate girl.

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2013

22

Apr

Elyse Taylor for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Guess what? Victoria’s Secret photoshoots still fucking suck.

They took a perfectly good Australian model, who has proven to be totally willing to get NUDE FOR FASHION , I’m talking titties and Vagina out, and ruined her. They took someone’s full potential and cut the shit in half, in exchange for a corporate job that has a big marketing team behind them and that can make her a big model celebrity, because Victoria’s Secret, for whatever reason, is the model equivalent of landing that Government Job, with a great pension. It is what they all strive for, and only few get selected for, because people think being a Victoria’s Secret model is some top of the charts, you’re the hottest bitch around hustle, while I just see it as a waste of fucking photographer and model time, cuz these fucking pics are so fucking boring, uneventful. The same over the last 30 fucking years. Step it up even if it has proven to work. Even if the Christians don’t shit on you for being porno, I mean at the level Victoria’s Secret is at, they can afford to do some more hardcore pics and while we wait for that to never happen, here’s one of their new stars – Elyse Taylor. A babe wasting her talent for the corporate dream. Depressing.

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2013

22

Apr

Ashley Benson for Nylon Magazine of the DAy

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Ashley Benson was one of the chubby girls from Spring Breakers, who probably had no real business being in a bikini, other than that she was filling up their marketing requirements of being some Disney/child star willing to have a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, without actually showing her pussy….making her my favorite of the bunch, in what is probably the worst Threesome ever to be in a Movie, but then again I come from a hardcore porn background and expect more out of sex scenes…..

Well now she’s in Nylon, a magazine that was once a little more edgy and interesting, but that has turned into the new generations Seventeen, because I guess that’s where the ad dollars are, and if I cared, I’d be offended that people don’t stick true to their editorial voice all for a couple of bucks.

Cuz this shoot, would be better with a little more fashion porn in it. I mean bitch is a hipster, take advantage, show her bush. What the fuck Nylon!?

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2013

22

Apr

Ireland Baldwin in her Pajamas of the Day

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Hey Perverts. Alec Baldwin’s teen daughter, who is 6 months away from being legal, which means she probably doesn’t drink, get high or fuck. You know all wholesome and that’s why she’s just playing on the trampoline in her pajamas like a 7 year old, because that’s where her maturity level is, yet all you people are following her, and noticing her 6 foot 2 frame and its modeling, and celebrating her like she’s the next Miley, Taylor Momsen, Lohan, and all the other jailbait right before it turned 18 and fell off…and I am posting these to show you just how creepy you are for creeping on someone so innocent…right….cuz all rich girls are innocent…they are never more fucked up than pornstars….

Here’s a little doggy style crawl…

Here’s a little ass grab….

You all make me sick…with your preversions…

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2013

22

Apr

Rosie Jones Romantic Shoot for NUTS of the Day

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Here is Glamour model Rosie Jones posing in a photoshoot for NUTS magazine that reminds me of some romance shit, like when a 50 year old woman decides to compete with the porn her husband has chosen over her, by hitting up a cheesy photo studio in the mall, with fabric draped off the walls, a photo school drop out with a camera, and a woman who has lost her spirit, but who keeps on trying….only this is the Glamour Model, equally sad story, but with her whole life ahead of her, and a marriage that will probably be with a soccer player and far more luxurious….

Here are them there titty pics, all romantic and shit, like a strip club lap dance room, the picture version.

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2013

22

Apr

Lisa Gormley Titty Slip of the Day

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Her name is Lisa Gormley, she’s some Australian actress who you’ve probably never heard of, unless you are from Australia, which I kinda hope you are, because Australians, at least the women, are usually hot as fuck cuz they spend their days at the beach, but who don’t act hot as fuck like American girls, because they are cool as fuck cuz Australians like to party, making them the ideal human.

This Lisa Gormley, may not be quite what I’d expect from an Australian girl, I mean she’s a little fucking doughy, but I’m sure Australia has fat girls too, and I’m sure not all Australians are these 20 year old tight bodied babes, and really even if this Lisa Gormley isn’t all that awesome, she’s flashing her tit, which kinda makes her awesome by default…you see cuz where there’s an exposed titty in the ocean, I can ignore the dumpy ass, especially when in picture.

Here she is doing a good job as far as I’m concerned, but maybe I’m just happy she’s not TAN MOM ….anything is better than Tan Mom

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