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2013

17

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just ran into two ghetto kids, probably around 18, in their pajamas, in the park, drinking from bottles of cheap rum, you know instead of going to school, so I did what every adult would do in the situation, and that’s join them and talk smack about girls for an hour.

I was going to take pics, but they didn’t want me to.

This was probably one of my high points.

Here are some morning links…

Amanda Bynes and Her Friend at the ATM but not doing ATM
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The NEw Man of Steel Trailer
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Elizabeth Banks in Marie Claire
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30 Person Backflip
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30 Cheese Dick Dudes you’d Call Doucebags
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31 Famous People Who Married Their Cousins
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Russian MMA is Violent
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25 Dumbest Predictions Movies Made About the Future
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Arianny Celeste Elevator Strip
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Women Driving Fails
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Cheerleading Fail Compilation
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It is Morning and You Need Free Cam Girls on Cam
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The whole world has gone to shit. I blame the internet.

I need to get drunk….Here are some stepLINKS….

Teen Mom Says James Deen has a Small Dick
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Beyonce’s Bedazzled Nipples are Fucking Weird
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Adele is Fat
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Here’s a Skyfall Cover
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A Whole Lot of Ripped as Fuck Girls
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Bella Thorne Does Coachella
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The 25 Most Sexual Sitcom Couples of All Time
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Fucked Up Mom Masturbates While Breast Feeding
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Made in Chelsea Upskirt!
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My New Best Friend Claudia Romani Wearing Clothes
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Elmo Makes a Sculpture for Jon Hamm
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Hot Busty Japanese Girl
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A Dude With Some Crazy Soccer Ball Skills
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Pedestrian Opens Fire on a Car in Russia
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Some Pornstar’s New Song Called “Make this Pussy Nut”
GO GO GO

Star Trek Interviews at CinemaCon
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23 Hottest Pics of Emma Watson
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The Hottest Pics of Miss Russia
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Amanda Seyfried Talking About her Boobs
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Amanda Seyfried Talks About Deep Throating
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Charlize Theron Likes Basketball
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It’s a Woman Driver! Gallery
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Horribly Violent and Gruesome Pics of the Terror at the Boston Marathon – WARNING GRAPHIC – But You Have a Right to See What These Assholes Did to America
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Olga Kurylenko Showing Off Some Thigh
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Mike Tyson /Charlie Sheen Erotica
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Lena Heady Topless from Aberdeen
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Some Pinup Chick WIth Massive Tits
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Kim Kardashian Looks Like She’s Covered in Cum
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Listen to Drake’s New Song
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25 Pics of Hot Redheads
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Topless Trampoline!
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20 Perfectly Timed WTF Pics
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Some Babe Named Maria Gets Naked
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Drunk Chick Faceplants in the Sand
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Usher Must be Happy Bieber is Keeping Trim for Him #HOMOS
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Underwater Bikini Twerk
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Jennifer Nicole Lee – Disgusting in a Bikini
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A Whole Lot of Hot Girls
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Jamie Foxx as Electro
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A Fucking Hot Naked Skinny Babe
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Boat Parkour Fail
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The Most Harmful Black Stereotype Ever
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A Whole Lot of Nipple Licking and Biting
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The Rock is Jacked
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Basketball Celebration Gone Wrong
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Young Girl Wants Cum in her Ice Cream
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Cumshot of the Day
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Here’s a Picture of a Woman Pushing Out her Uterus – It Will Creep You Out….
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This is Some Seriously Weird Vagina Stunt With Cucumber and Clothes Pins –
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Foreign Lesbian Porn with Subtitles to Make You Feel Cultured
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Presley D Fucked Hard
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Hot Girl Peeing in a Glass
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Girl Gets Fisted Til She Squirts
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Can Girl Makes Herself Cum
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Caitie Minx Has a Rockin Pussy
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Apr

Demi Lovato Thickness in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart.

You’d think Demi Lovato would try to get in shape at least a few months before getting into a bikini for the paparazzi to snap off pics of her…

I mean unless she’s into a barrel of a body, all rounded out and filled with cellulite, spilling over her bikini…

Maybe she saw Spring Breakers and in her medicated bi-polar, Selena Gomez hating state, because back in 2010 they had a falling out, thought that chunky in a bikini is the style of their generation thanks to growing up on High Fructose Corn Syrup and laziness….

Either way, it’s not hot to me….but you probably like it cuz being American, this body looks fit to you….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Demi Lovato

2013

16

Apr

Coachella Week 1 Celebrity Mega Post of the Day

Coachella is a commercial sponsored by McDonalds that all the mainstream, out of touch, clueless, spoiled brat celebrities attend because it is the “cool” thing to do when you’re in LA and rich.

I mean it is just a music festival, but it comes with so much garbage a round it, from corporate parties, to suburban lookin’ mall kids going nuts on MOLLY…..

But as much as I hate music festivals, especially ones that pretend to be cool, I do like seeing rich girls high as fuck at music festivals …..

So I’m glad someone put together this Mega POSTS OF BABES A COACHELLA because it reminds me that I didn’t miss out on shit….one more week to go…


TO SEE THE MEGAPOST OF CELEBIRTY PUSSY AT COACHELLA
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Coachella

2013

16

Apr

Glamour Model Seren Gibson’s Debut Titty Appearance of the Day

It’s a big day in this busty hooker with daddy issues’ life. This is having her debut performance in NUTS magazine, so that a whole new readership of people can fall in love with her like the old guy who pays her to suck her feet at the stripclub she worked at before being recruited to be a busty topless model…unless she’s the rare breed of busty topless models who just knew at a young age that they were beyond being a stripper and that their calling was to take those tits straight to the magazines avoiding that whole typical daddy issue cliche. You know the kind of waitress who is tired of shit tips and long hours who is just like “fuck it, let’s take these tits and get famous”…..something I encourage all girls, even flat chested ones, to do…cuz there’s just something about topless models that I like….and I”m thinking it starts with their nipples.

Her name is Seren Gibson and you may be seeing more from her…


Some Other Hooker Is in the Issue Naked Too
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Posted in:NSFW|Seren Gibson

2013

16

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Smaller Tits for Allure of the Day

There was a time when I was into Amanda Seyfried. I thought she was the hottest little body with decent sized tits to come out of hollywood. I liked that she looked dumpy for the paparazzi like a pothead with no real care in the world and nothing to prove. I liked that she did mainstream shitty movies, while keeping real by doing hardcore nude scenes in independent movies, you know to keep some level of street cred. I liked that Lohan hated her and her success….but now I’m bored of her, mainly because she got out performed by Anne Hathaway in a movie she had more on screen time in, making me think she’s a loser, and I hate losers, probably because they are the only people who sleep with me.

Well she was in Allure, she said her tits are smaller than they used to be, I guess cuz she’s got off the pill, or all that cocaine….she also talked about how sicking is like deepthroating a cock in the back of your throat…and I guess she’s not as bad as I say she is, but I had higher hopes for this twat….I guess we’ll see what she comes out with next…because it’s not too late, she can turn this around….I believe in a thing called Amanda Seyfried.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2013

16

Apr

Mariah Carey Blowdrying Her Hair Porn of the Day

Here’s a new fetish of mine – Mariah Carey in a tight dress pretending to do her own hair, even though you know this high maintenance diva has a hair stylist on staff and never leaves the house without her, because that’s just the way celebrities are.

But I guess it’s nice to pretend, I do it every time I have sex with my wife, you know by pretending it isn’t happening, or pretending that smell is just the garbage I forgot to bring out, filled with rotting meat and not unhygienic pussy I’m at least an inch deep in….

Either way, here’s the pic

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2013

16

Apr

Arianny Celeste Strips in an Elevator to Promote Shit of the DAy

Arianny Celeste is some high level stripper who doesn’t need to strip anymore because the UFC was her lottery ticket out of the strip club, but that doesn’t mean that instinctively she isn’t compelled to strip every now and then for old times, or for money like for this website or app company that paid her to be in their viral campaign that is an idiotic concept but that will probably get 1,000,000 views, because the internet is just that easy to win.

Despite her bad attitude, ego and silly celebrity based on holding cards up, she’s got a pretty fit as fuck body….and I’ll watch her strip even if it lacks throwing dollar bills at her.

Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2013

16

Apr

Rihanna Posted Boston Gore on her Instagram of the Day

I get that people are shocked by the bomb in Boston, it’s a horrible thing, innocent people were killed by some psycho or a group of psychos, and it disgusts me, makes me wonder about humanity, while making me not want to leave my house because the world is filled with crazies…

But I think there are ways to acknowledge the insanity, or pay your respects, especially when you are a poptart with a huge following, without posting a picture of a guy on top of what might be a a dead body, surrounded by blood.

I mean I don’t know the story behind the pic or the people in it, I just know posting blood and gore, even if it happened and is newsworthy and a tragedy, is pretty distasteful.

It’s not like I posted the pics of people with blown of limbs that were sent into me, because there just isn’t a point, we all know what happened.

She should stick to posting nudes, and so should I, but as far as I’m concerned, when twats do stupid shit, commenting on it, is what I do…

Someone should report her account, not that instagram would shut her down ever, she could post spread vagina pics and they’d be like “Rihanna uses our app OMG”

Fuck it. The real terrorists have already won. Those terrorists are Celebrities.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

16

Apr

Victoria Justice’s Shitty Leaked Pic of the Day

Last week, this picture of Victoria Justice was posted to her twitter and this is what she had to say about it….

“My phone was stolen & some1 (someone) leaked this. Wasn’t meant 2 (sic) be ‘sexy’, I took it as a joke cuz (because) I look like an 80s aerobics instructor. Hacking & stealing is not cool. Respect peoples (sic) personal property… I would never post a picture of myself like that. I’m not taking this lightly & I will find out who stole my private property.”

So basically, her phone gets stolen, and this is what gets posted to her social media? I am gonna assume that like all girls she has a password on her shit, and like all girls she’s got nudes on her shit, and that this week later statement is just trying to clear up her image because I guess she’s one of those starlets who isn’t allowed to be sexy in her Nickelodeon contract, but the second that shit is over, the flood gates of smut will come through.

You know she posted this, is pretending it was a hacker, and the reality is she’s in a fucking one piece, it’s not like she’s spread pussy or asshole.

Kids are soft these days. What happened to the days of real leaked pics. The internet and social media ruined them..

Posted in:Victoria Justice