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2013

22

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here’s another pic of stepGIRL AMS902 showing us her pole fitness moves half naked….that shit will come in handy if she develops a meth addiction has a kid out of wedlock and the deadbeat dad fucks off on them.

I went out drinking last night. Because that’s what I do every night and I generally don’t start a post saying that, because it is assumed that I am drunk most of the time, because it is the only joy and peace and goodwill towards men I find.

Well, last night I found a perfectly good piece of luggage early on in the night, that I figured was either worth money, or would come in handy when I need a prop for a dramatic break up with my wife. You know an “I’m leaving you cuz diabetes has eaten your toes and it makes me sick to look at you airing the scabs out”.

Turns out bars don’t like you walking around with luggage that smells like it was used to store body parts in a basement after a murder, cuz the place where I drink for free made me keep it outside.

That’s fucking racism. Like some back of the bus, concentration camp, for luggage shit.

I know, who cares about my luggage story, I realized that last night when I tried telling college girls about my plight and none of them gave me a hand job in the bathroom. Otherwise, this post would be about a handjob in the bathroom.

I ended up forgetting it and now I am angry. So when I went to grab a coffee I decided to have an altercation with a chick who was stressing out about being late. You know one of those “I’m so late – Grunt – I’m so late – Can’t she Hurry – Grunt”….so I played hero and said “Congratulations, I hope you get an abortion, cuz bringing him to term would be a tragedy for all of us”….

Here are some links.

Nina Moric Hot as Fuck in a Bikini
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Amanda Bynes has the Best Tweets
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Let’s Hope Madonna’s Secret Project is a Suicide Pact
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Penis Biting Zombie Prostitute – May Be the Hottest Story Ever
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30 Date Movies that Will Get You Laid
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Driving a Train Through a Tornado
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Ridiculous Karate Knockout
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This 7 Year Old Pro Sand Castle Builder is a Cool Campaign
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An Amazing Squash Shot from Squash TV – I know Exciting Right? The Commentator Loves It…
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This Woman on the Kiss Cam Is a Bitch..Far Too Ugly for This Attitude.Obviously staged. But Awesome.
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Bitches Like Hair
This Will Reverse Thinning Hair – It’s Worth Trying – Babes Will Thank You
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s stepGIRL AMS902 likes…kittens, lighthouses, tattoos, weed and stripper poles.

I am into the coked girl who is the first to jump into the hot tub naked at an orgy….I just don’t like when she represents herself like that. I like the lie. You know the secret hooker.

You know, the classy in public professional, who is dirty as fuck when it comes down to it cuz there’s something magical about a respectable, classy girl who is a hooker slut beneath the surface…give me a sex tape with a girl who doesn’t look like she’s in a sex tape…you know someone who is just a hooker slut.

THere’s more layers to her…layers I like to peel and explore with my dick.

Here are tonights stepLINKS…

Julia Pereira in a Bikini
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Pig Kim Kardashian Can’t Stop Eating – Finally Has an Excuse to Become the Obesity Girl She’s Been Fighting Off the Last Decade
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Jillian Michaels Awesome Fit Lesbian Booty
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Teaching a Puppy to Play Catch
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Rachel Roberts Has Good Pokies
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40 Ridiculous Lil Wayne Lyrics
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55 Pics of Girls Tugging on Clothing
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Bikini Booty Workout!
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Heidi Klum is a Hot Old Lady
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Jessica Pare Has Awful Teeth
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14 Pics Of Girls with Hand Bras
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Devin Justine Needs My Dick at Least That’s What I Tell Myself as I Stare at her Ass
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Amazing Slow and Steady Striptease
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Fake Fight Ends in Real Pain
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Dude Playing the Train Like a Drum Machine
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Ghetto Bitches Road Raging
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OJs Daughter is a Fucking Monster
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Greatest News Interview Ever
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Model Titties – Her Name is ANdrej Pejic and She Shows Her Nipples
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Some No Name Babe You Will want to Fuck
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Daniela Hantuchova is a Hot Tennis Player
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Awesome Cliff Jumping
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Today in Kate Moss PIcs
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Kim and Kanye are Naming Their Kid North
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Cindy Crawford as Wonder Woman – Amazing
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Lookin’ Bored
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Creepster Bunny
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Busty Chick Secretly Filmed on the Beach
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Some Big Lubed Up Tits
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Another Amazing News Interview EVER
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Nude Ski Jumping
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A World Without the Internet
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Some Weird Dance that Will Confuse you
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Suzanne Somers Throwback Tits
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Some Girl Named Pattycake and Her Lipstick Vibe
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50 Awesome Bathroom Graffitti Pics
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Selena Gomez is Cute for Reuters
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Lil Wayne Near Death Experience Done Taiwanese Animated
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Ryan Gosling Quits Action – For Now.
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I am Into Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Car Wash
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A couple of girls just licking each other’s nipples
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Naked Bride with a Shaved Pussy – I Can Deal
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The Fresh Pup of Bel Air
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Lindsay Arnold’s Got Nice Jean Shorts On
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I like Karen Mulder in a Bikini
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Here’s a Sand Castle Prodigy
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Kim Kardashian’s Belly Button Looks Like It Is Big Enough to Fuck
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Nude Celebs in Upcoming Movies
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Jason Bateman Wants to Be a Talk Show Host – Would YoU Watch It?
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Best Crosswind Airplane Landings
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Awesome Twerking at Walmart Video
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Sign Up To This Awesome Clothing Company for Awesome Deals
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Amateur Gets Fucked on Her Back
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Lesbian Ass Licking
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Cam Girl Rubs One Out
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20 Mins of the Best Teen Sex
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Fun AMateur Sex Video
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Cum Fuck Me Boat Party
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Teacher with a Thai Student
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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This Will Reverse Thinning Hair – It’s Worth Trying – Babes Will Thank You
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

Mar

Allison Brie Tones Down Her Titties for Wired of the Day

I’ve never seen Community, but I have seen HER DOING LESBIAN SHIT FOR GQ SHOT BY TERRY RICHARDSON ….obviously I don’t really know who she is or what she’s all about….but I do know that she’s hiding some titties, that may be big titties, for WIRED, a magazine that is for NERDS, even though the world is filled with nerds, thanks to Walstreet going to shit, and the millionaires and billionaires all being built off computer programming nerds…

Posted in:Allison Brie

2013

21

Mar

Amanda Bynes Turns Me On of the Day

Amanda Bynes is amazing. Possibly the future. If she lives. The kind of child star I am into. You know rob them of their childhood, forget they exist, leave them confused and wondering what the fuck it all means, only to have mini breakdowns, cries for attention, acting all nuts, with face piercings and total identity crisis, making her a candidate for a lot of entertaining things in the near future, unless she dies. In which case, at least we’ll always have “She’s the Man” to remember her legacy.

Here’s an amazing tweet she made – I guess she’s a Drake fan…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER
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Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

21

Mar

Ellie Goulding in a Bikini by the Pool in Miami of the Day

I’ve posted Ellie Goulding in her bikini before, and it was uneventful last time, and just as uneventful this time.

Maybe it is cuz I am not her fan and I don’t know who she is. Maybe it is cuz I don’t find her hipster ass hanging out of her jean shorts hot, even though tI think I do, or maybe it is that some things just don’t change…

But I am posting it anyway cuz I have nothing better going on….and really it is not all that bad.


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Posted in:Ellie Goulding

2013

21

Mar

Sasha Cohen Does Some Bikini Gymnastics of the Day

Sasha Cohen is some Olympic figure skater who loves being in her bikini. This time she’s spiced it up with some YOGA poses in her bikini. Which is convenient, cuz I’ve been masturbating to Yoga girls on Instagram for the last month. It is my new hardcore porn, because there’s something nice about a contained body in spandex doing poses that are unnatural but amazing…especially when fantasizing about fucking them in that pose…

So like this was figure skating on a Sunday when hungover, with all the panty flashing, camel toe and athleiticism, and I’d be willing to jerk off to it…fit, tight, bendy….awesome.

Time to join the Yoga for the health benefits, but more importantly to stare at farting, tight asses.

Posted in:Sasha Cohen

2013

21

Mar

Sarah Hyland Rocks a Push-Up Bra of the Day

Sarah Hyland is the 10 year old looking chick, who is actually over 18 from Modern Family and she is showing off the life lessons she has learned from Sofia Vergara, that include but aren’t limited to “TITS”.

So she’s strapped herself into a push up bra for some publicity event and her cleavage is up to her fucking neck….and I like it.

It reminds me of a Junior High dance, thanks to the Victoria’s Secret epidemic, where tweens everywhere want sheer thongs. I saw it on the news.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2013

21

Mar

Amanada Seyfried for Tatler Russia of the Day

I thought Tatler was a hardcore porn magazine, but it turns out I was wrong. It happens sometimes. Especially when it comes to porn magazines, since the last time I jerked off to one was 1996, in a magical era before the internet….

So I was pretty excited to see Amanda Seyfried showing the pic, I figured when you’re not nominated for an Oscar that Anne Hathaway won for being in the same movie with a less important role, you step up, break down, go to the extreme.

But it turns out that Seyfried remains boring as fuck, while still hot as fuck, in a career that I appreciate cuz she gets naked and fucks, when not doing Disney Movies. She’s everything Lohan was but better. That’s probably why Lohan hates her.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2013

21

Mar

Jonas Brother Has a Sex Tape with Blanda Eggenschwiler of the Day

Joe Jonas has a sex tape with Blanda Eggenschwiler…his girlfriend at least according to This Site ….

I bet on Kentucky derby that it’s just typical behavior for a overpaid manufactured lie. I remember when those 3 little queers pretended to be virgins, with purity rings, to sell records and market themselves as these wholesome people so Christian parents can buy their records.

It was pretty obvious that prior to this sex tape, they were using sex tapes on each other, while high on poppers back stage before their shows….and after their shows…with groupies….

The sex tape was made earlier this month in a room at Park Tower, a hotel in Buenos Aries, Argentina. Blanda, who describes herself as model from Switzerland, is traveling with the Jonas Brothers while they are on tour in South America.

At the beginning of the video, Joe and Blanda are sitting on the bed together. They are both drinking and smoking pot, and Blanda explains to Joe what she is going to do to him in detail.

They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys, including a large dildo, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries “Owww! Don’t do that anymore!” Blanda is the more dominant one in the video. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to “lick my p**** juice off of it,” and he complies.

The story may be a lie, but I’m posting it, cuz I want to see it. Not because I’ve always had a thing for Jonas Brothers, but because I have a thing for Sex Tapes.

I am also in Blanda Eggenschwiler climbing the ladder with her vagina…let’s hope this is real deal. I’m ready for it.

Here are some pics stolen from her instagram – she’s hot and I want to watch her get her fuck on.

Posted in:Blanda Eggenschwiler|Joe Jonas

2013

21

Mar

Girls Aloud Final Performance of the Day

Girls Alound have broken up….

I am going to assume no one really gives a fuck. I mean they were a one hit wonder band in the UK from a decade ago that I am going to guess very few people have actually heard.

The only real reason we know who they are is because Cheryl Cole, the hot as fuck one, the babe with prison tats, pulled a Beyonce.

She married a famous footballer and looked good while doing it, getting her in the tabloids and on some Simon Cowell tv shows, because they vacation in Barbados together.

They are old, tired, boring, but I’ll predict they’ll be back, one day in the future, when a group of Japanese kids find one of their old albums and re-invent them like they were Abba or the Beegees.

Bitches like this do anything for money. I mean, they are all essentially strippers who lucked out to begins with.

That said, if you’re not too sad to click this link… HERE ARE PICS OF THEIR LAST PERFORMANCE

I’d say it was the end of an era, but it’s really not. This break-up will have zero effect on the music or entertainment scene in any fucking way.

So long friends, may your journey be filled with hooking, in some capacity or another.

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Girls Aloud