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2013

08

Apr

Ireland Baldwin’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a some 6 food 2, 17 year old, who you may remember from being on the receiving end of Alec Baldwin’s evil rant, where he called her a little pig, when she was 10, during his divorce with her mother, Kim Bassinger.

The problem with 17 year olds is that you really just know what is gonna happen when they turn 20. They may look decent now, but shit, as soon as the metabolism dies a slow and tragic death, they fill the fuck out.

The problem with girls who are 6 foot 2, is that they are 6 foot 2.

The good news is that you’re a pervert, she’s in a bikini, she’s illegal for you to lust after cuz you are in America, she’s legal for me to lust after cuz I am in Canada, making my perception a little more objective, and not blinded by her being some forbidden fruit, and the conclusion is, she takes a decent pic, she’ll be a model cuz of her connections, but she’d probably be better at joining the Volleyball team or some shit….

You’ll masturbate to her, and Alec Baldwin will love you for it, and by love yo, I mean pick fights with you, from his Twitter account, which is also his charity, that in and of itself is always kinda funny.

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2013

08

Apr

LOLZ of the Day

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Vladimir Putin was in Germany celebrating World War 2 or some shit, when a topless protester ran at him with her titties, and dude looked ready for it, hands out before security got in the way of a little hand-save titty grab, head tilted, lips pursed, dude was makin’ faces out of a porno movie, and LOLZ ensued making it the LOLZ of the Day

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2013

08

Apr

Nicole Richie Bikinis With Jessica Alba of the Day

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I guess these hollywood cunts with kids like to stick together on luxury weekend getaways. This is how the other half live people. Just garbage and in Nicole Richie’s case, literally garbage, that her own mother wanted nothing to do with, other than to dumpster, before Lionel Richie pulled her out of the backstage, semen and heroin needle trash, to keep her as his own, like when someone finds a stray dog and guilt forces them to step up.

I’m talking a troll of a girl, who was destined to be either dead at 5 after her mom drowned her accidentally while high, or a stripper/street whore in a questionable venue, but instead she’s rockin’ out in St Barts with Jessica Alba…flying private…owning clothing lines….staring on TV shows about fashion…and the whole thing is fucking nuts.

The good news is, all the money she makes and success she has, she’ll always know even her own momma didn’t want her, and sometimes, that eats away at a soul…..Yay! She deserves torment from her inner demons.

Here she is in a bikini, with Alba, showing off fake tits, and socialite moms trying to stay hot despite being moms bodies…..and it’s not all that great…but you’ll probably like it.

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2013

08

Apr

Jessica Alba’s Looking Ok in a Bikini for a Mom of the Day

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I don’t like celebrating women who spat in the face of their fans and her sex appeal to reproduce for selfish reasons, like locking her husband in. I am more into celebrating women who squirt in the face of their fans for money, but that’s got nothing to do with this post.

I don’t like saying shit like “she’s still got it” cuz she’d be hotter if she never had the kids.

So this whole older, sloppier, her skin hangs off the back of her thighs, her tits sag a little more than when she was in her 20s and not a fucking mom of two, doesn’t get a “PASS” from me, like it does from all the other sites, those pervert virgins would cum if they say a 300 pound bitch in a bikini.

I don’t celebrate – look how much she bounced back and how she’s almost as good as she was – shit.

I say, bitch, at least you’re not fat, and at least you’re in a bikini, cuz that shit is better to look at than clothes, but you are a fraction of what you were, reminding us all that breeding kills women.

Here are a few of the pics I’m not allowed to post.

To see a shit ton of ALba bikini pics from this St Barts Trip go HERE and HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2013

08

Apr

Amanda Seyfried is Dramatic for Untitled Project of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried is so dramatic when she tries.

Here she is doing the whole fashion model thing for some magazine I’ve never heard of called the Untitled Project.

Shit is on some high production kick, which is a far cry from most of the pictures we’ve seen of her shot by the paparazzi that usually involve her in what would be clothes she wears on her period, unshowered and disgusting, because I guess she’s got a ton of money, no one to impress, and probably doesn’t really give a fuck, knowing that people will pay her to doll her up, so why do it for free. Which makes her pretty fucking boring to keep track of, you know not the kind of girl you’d want to stalk, or go through her garbage for masturbation purposes.

By this rejected Oscar nominee, who was outperformed by Anne Hathaway, still does some interesting shit career-wise, like balancing disney and mainstream movies, with movies she is naked in eating out Julianne Moore. Diversity that gives her street cred, that makes her matter, and that celebrates her great tits and hot body, which is really what it is all about.

This shoot may not be great, but I like me some Seyfried every once in a while, and it’s my site, so deal.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2013

08

Apr

Danni Minogue’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Danni Minogue is Kylie Minogue’s sister who never got quite as famous, always in the shadow, who never had breast cancer, but who probably could have had a great career in porn, partially thanks to her breast implants, but I guess life just didn’t work out that way for her, and instead she models shit, and is now posting pics that clearly she finds hot of herself in Barbados in a bikini, that I am totally into looking at, not because I know who Danni Minogue is, but because I like bikinis on anyone, especially Australians, whether they are famous or have famous siblings or not. I mean this whole self produced bikini photoshoot is promising to me, a sign that if other people won’t take pics of her in a bikini, she’s do it for her fucking self, which is the attention craving gateway to sex tape. I am into it.

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2013

08

Apr

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini of the Day

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The only thing I like about LeAnn Rimes is that she’s proved that the record industry is a pile of marketing bullshit, and that the lies they feed us about their personalities, is just lies they are told to tell the public to help feed an image. She reminds us that it’s all marketing bullshit, and that the second it’s all said and done, and bitch can be her fucking self for a change, her true colors shine through.

She’s not a Christian, despite her Christmas albums and all the wholesome middle american average people who bought into her shit. She’s a vapid, hollywood, money grubbing, soul-less cunt, who wrecks homes, fucks a lot and has fake tits.

She’s no different than a hooker or a stripper, and that’s a good thing as far as I’m concerned, not only because it just reminds me how idiotic these people who thought she was anything but a hooker when she was coming up are.

Don’t believe everything you are fed. They just want to sell albums people and she’s their puppet…a puppet on all fours in a white bikini with a tight enough body to stare at….

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2013

08

Apr

Miley Cyrus Flashes Panties Smoking Weed of the Day

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I am into this new Hip Hop Miley. She’s recording songs with Snoop. She has all the top Hip Hop producers making beats for her. She’s got people like French Montana up on her Disney Dick, and now she’s on a balcony, flashing her panty ass, smoking joints, wearing a Trinidad James t-shirt. This is some rich kid identity crisis gone nuts, in a good way….and not because I like hip hop, or even really know anything about this music, other than seeing hot college girls twerk to the shit in clubs I got to randomly while half dead, but because I like broken girls who are money making machines robbed of their child hood, and confused as to what is really up. I mean Hip Hop has always been the WWF, a fake storyline that sells record for white execs, but throwing in a poptart like Miley, just solidifies that everything is mainstream now, thanks to the internet, there is not underground or underbelly. and as long as there’s a fit, tight, millionaire ass being flashed in my face in pics, video or person…I’m into it…you see there was nothing worse than when mainstream was The Gap, bad alternative music, and girls staying clothed and not twerking or smoking spliffs cuz that shit was deemed bad…

The world has gone slutty, more fun, and I’m into it. Not that you care what I think.

Here’s the Miley Ass Flash and some

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2013

08

Apr

Bikini Video of the DAy

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Like women, tits, vaginas, not all bikini videos are created equally. Sometimes, they are awkward, not very erotic or appealing, sometimes they are fat or hairy, and sometimes they have dicks.

This shit is ridiculous, no idea where it is from, but it reminds me why I do drugs.

Posted in:Videos

2013

08

Apr

#SNPF Panty Flashes VOTE of the Day

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#SNPF is a Drunkenstepfatherdotcom instagram movement that I also like to think of as an excuse to get girls to send us pics of their panties because girls are competitive.

The rules are simple, post a pic of you panties, tag #SNPF @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and you are entered to win an all expensed paid trip to my dick…and or a 2 star resort in CUBA.

Here is last week’s VOTE

The winner is chosen by you, the one guy who reads the site and clicks refresh all day.

Here are the entries this week. VOTE 1 through 5.

#SNPF 1