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2013

02

Apr

Lucy Pinder Awesome Tits in NUTS of the DAy

Lucy Pinder is some big titty Glamour Model, showing her big titties, I don’t think there’s much more to her, or really much more to say about her, because that’s ultimately what her skill-set is, and even if she was a genius, or fantastic at Drawing, singing, dancing, or knitting, I wouldn’t care, cuz she’s given the public what we want, and these tits are what define her and all she’s good for….and the good news is that she’s pretty good at it.

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2013

02

Apr

Nina Agdal is a Bunch of Lingerie Pics of the Day

I’d rather be fucking bikini models or a girl in a bikini than posting pics of them like they fucking matter. I mean there are so many girls who are less Downs Syndrome like this willing to sit on my face…because they like to have fun….but yet I’m posting this low level trash, celebrating a body, that is like so many other bodies, who are less Downs Syndome than Nina Agdal.

Sure her management and SI hype her up, gives her work that leads to shitty bikini companies hiring her, and not all girls with hot bodies get gigs doing this bullshit, but really I prefer the unemployed babe with a body like this, cuz she’s far more eager, desperate, and willing to sit on my face and even if she’s not, at least I can take it to the massage parlour for a handie….

Seriously, hot fit, amazing bodied girls are out there, and some may bang you, cuz not all girls have standards, or realize they are built like this, the key is to get them before that stamp of approval, that stamp of approval makes them think they are worth more.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

02

Apr

Lindsay Lohan’s Beat the Fuck Up in a Bikini of the DAy

Here is Lindsay Lohan in probably the least flattering bikini pic of her career. Almost as bad as Vanessa Hudgens in Spring Breakers. Which is a serious LOW point for Lohan and her awesome tits.

🙁

She’s lookin’ wrecked

🙂

I love girls who look wrecked.

98% of girls I have had sex with have been bruised the fuck up, lookin’ unhealthy as shit, all fucking weirdly shaped from self destruction, and if you hose them down with perfume, and ignore the fear of having your face eaten off by them, and just ride it out and hope they don’t steal your wallet and find out where you live, shit is actually a lot of fun, like a mini-adventure!


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

02

Apr

Emma Watson for GQ of the DAy

Emma Watson is posing for GQ and she’s dressed like a 90s club girl, or stripper and I wonder if this is something her creepy fans appreciate because they can jerk off to it, or if they are more into her at 12 years old in a private school outfit. Not that her fans are all perverts and pedophiles, I am sure a handful of them are decent socially awkward freaks, who never jerked off to her before she turned 18, but knew when she was 14 that she was the one for them to obsess over.

The good news is I don’t really care about her fans, their pedophile and wizard loving ways, shit is about me, and this GQ shoot, all push up bra and short squirt, promote and inspire boners, and that’s what it’s all about.

Posted in:Emma Watson

2013

02

Apr

Michelle Keegan Cumshot for Social Media of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some UK soap star who you probably don’t care about, but I am not entirely a fan of, but into her hustle, cuz she’s been promoting herself pretty aggressively, posing half naked with her big titties….so I don’t follow her on twitter, or care about her happenings, but I have POSTED her A FEW TIMES BEFORE ….but today, that may all change, I may make the move and follow her on Twitter, because she posts shit like this pic, of her with what looks enough like cum on her face, for her fans to jerk off to, even if it isn’t cum.

Now, I didn’t go so far as to look into what this mystery substance is, I don’t like your fantasy being ruined by reality, and I don’t really care, but it is safe to say that whatever it is, her posting this pic, makes her a contender in girls with big tits, you can now pretend take loads to her face, and girls with big tits, who are kinda awesome.

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2013

02

Apr

Vanessa Hudgnen’s $$$EX of the Day

So Vanessa Hudgens has finally made it in the world as the tramp she always wanted to be, you know back when she was posting nude pics to the internet, Spring Breakers was just a way for her to legitimize that, and the only thing that confuses me in the whole thing, is that if she’s so fucking horny, why doesn’t she work out a bit, cuz seeing her belly hang over her bikini is alright for a random drunk girl by the pool at 4 am you’re willing to fuck cuz you want to fuck, but not for a celebrity, especially not while filming a movie in a bikini.

That said, she’s launched a song with some dubstep sounding EDM producer called YLA, called $$$EX, milking the Spring Breakers shit, cuz it’s the only thing she’s done that has any “hype” around it, with people she wants hype from….and yesterday they released this video, that may or may not feature Hudgens, but that is pushing the horrible song, Harlem Shake Styles.

Possibly the worst, but girls in bikinis aren’t so bad, even when they are bad.

Please don’t buy this song or encourage this movement.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens|Videos

2013

02

Apr

Interview with Wonder Women XXX’s Kimberly Kane for Orgy University of the Day

I had the chance to interview, Kimberly Kane, who is getting a lot of hype for being in Wonder Woman XXX , but who I was talking to about Orgy University, a movie that she directed, that is loosely based on Carrie and that you can see an EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE CLIP OF HERE .

Here’s the interview with Kimberly Kane, who really doesn’t seem to like me very much.


How did you get into the industry

I got into the industry through a friend. She was going to a set to pick up a check. I went with her and felt really comfortable and right at home. The director asked me if I’d ever do a scene and I said yes. I got tested and did my first scene.


We’re you at all concerned about what friends and family would think of your choice

Not really, my mother was a dancer and she also produced a few softcore/arthouse movies so I grew up around very sex positive people so it wasn’t a surprise that I chose the profession that I did.


What was your favorite part of being in front of the Camera?

I’m still in front of the camera and my favorite part is the chemistry you have with your fellow performer and doing a really great scene.


What inspired you to get behind the scenes?

I have a big imagination and I had the opportunity to direct and I took it. It’s another great part of the job.


I watched a teaser of your latest , I was into it, how would you describe your style?

My style is ALT which mean to me, an alternative to the normal porn you see all the time. I make porn that has a dark vibe and is very stylish without loosing the most important part, sexual intensity.


Who would you say your influences from mainstream movies are?

I don’t watch a ton of movies, I get a lot of influence from photography. I like Nan Goldin, Nobuyoshi Araki, Larry Clark & Richard Kern to name a few.


Based on your experience, what is the flaw in porn movies today ?

We just don’t have the time to make a movie that has really developed stories. Most of our movies are shot in 1-3 days so some things get left out or you don’t get everything you want to make the movie fuller. But usually as long as the sex is good the critics can be forgiving.


What do you think the public wants out of a movie ?

Really chemistry, intensity, quality & production value.


How are you going to change the game?

I already am.


Your Wikipedia page says you are into role playing games and my readers are socially awkward Virgins, can you confirm this is truth and not just a strategy to prey on losers by telling them you are into the only thing they have going for them ?

You opinion about your readers and people who play games is rude and misguided. I play dnd with my friends. We played for along time, then we got an opportunity to make it into an online show called “I Hit It With My Axe” and people loved it. We stopped shooting the show a few years ago but continued to play and still do. I like getting together with friends and playing a game. Maybe you should try it sometime.


You’re lovely, lets get married under the sunset on our first date.

Pass

Wow. that hurts me at my core. Good thing I have no soul. Otherwise this rejection would lead to suicide.


Even if she rejected me, I win, cuz I get to watch her fuck, if I really want to Follow this link to see the exclusive clip

Posted in:Kimberly Kane|stepINTERVIEWS

2013

02

Apr

Rosario Dawson’s Awesome Full Frontal from Trance of the Day

Trance is a movie by Danny Boyle, who happens to be Rosario Dawson’s boyfriend, and who leaked that she had nude scenes in the movie, despite having already seen her nude, I mean her first role was in a see through bra at 16 in KIDS, but yeah, she’s also showing her pussy, a pussy Danny Boyle is dating, and a pussy Danny Boyle leaked to the press, because they wanna hype this movie up and you know what, when it involves pussy lip, I appreciate that marketing strategy.

I’m kinda likiking this pic, I’m gonna have to go see the movie, that’s what they want me to think, their strategy worked.

Posted in:Full Frontal|NSFW|Nude in Movies|Rosario Dawson

2013

02

Apr

Dority Mous by Terry Richardson of the Day

Every once in a while, Terry Richardson brings back his old softcore erotica, like earlier today with model Dortih Mous, who I don’t know, but who looks 15, skinny, and amazing.

She’s hip, she toned, she’s wearing flannel and she’s pulling her panties off, I mean, as simple as this shoot may be, it’s pretty fucking perfect to me. Hipsters, tits, a dream of fame and exposure and a willingness to do porno type things for it, I mean this is the foundation of all things awesome.

Posted in:Dority Mous|NSFW|Terry Richardson

2013

02

Apr

Darla Baker for Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

I have no idea who Darla Baker is, but I do know who Andrew Kuykendall is, we’re instagram buddies and he likes all my pug photos, because I guess it makes the girls he recruits think he’s a nice fun loving guy, and not a pervert luring girls to get nude for him, in a better strategy than what I have going for me, cuz I just throw that I’m a pervert out there, no artistry in that, and that’s probably why I end up with fat bitches and he ends up with Darla Baker, an otherwise not topless girl, topless.

Either way, I’m a fan, even if he had sex with one of my internet girlfriends, he’s going places, look out for him and this Darla Baker babe isn’t so bade either, nipples, pantyhose, heels, I’m sold.

Posted in:Darla Baker|NSFW