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2013

25

Mar

Clara Alonso is a Good Model of the Day

Clara Alonso is a Spanish model who did the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008. A Victoria’s Secret immigrant model you’ve never heard of because I guess she didn’t make the cut for their evil empire to become one of the angels, because she probably didn’t pass their insane test, or maybe she was a spy trying to crack the code that is the billion dollar, shitty quality underwear brand….but she has gone on to do lingerie campaigns for other people, and more importantly, this shoot for GQ Russia, where she’s seducing me like a mail order bride, even though she’s not from Russia…she’s just does their magazines.

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2013

25

Mar

Doutzen Kroes in her Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a DJ whore, literally. She doesn’t just groupie on a DJ at the club, because he’s the life of the party, and all the quality girls are the ones in the DJ booth, or the VIP. You know, cuz being a Victoria’s Secret model is not enough celebrity for her to get into the VIP room, a place where I assume she got knocked up with her DJ husbands baby….a baby that didn’t ruin her sex appeal, because her job depends on it, a baby that didn’t get in the way of her raving out at ULTRA music festival.

Even if her RAVING, was more spending the day in her bikini, and the night supervising, in efforts to make sure her party man, isn’t partying too hard, with the next generation of groupies, who just like her, are throwing their vaginas at the DJ cuz they are rollin’ on MDMA and he’s the fucking star of the show…even though Doutzen’s body should be the star, this girl is a pro at this bikini shit.


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2013

25

Mar

Guinevere Van Seenus for “Natural Beauties” of the Day

Last week, I posted a couple of sets from this James Houston “Natural Beauties” campaign that I think is tied into some charity, because when you attach your softcore erotica photoshoot to a cause, it seems less perverted….

These girls, think they are showing their ass and titties for the better of man. Without realizing that the end result, that titty picture is the exact same as if she was posing like this for a cup of soup cuz she’s down on her luck and willng to do anything to live another day….

Her name is Guinevere and I assume she’s a model…but more importantly, I’ve seen her titties…

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2013

25

Mar

Gemma Arterton Cleavage for Byzantium of the Day

I have never heard of Gemma Arterton or Byzantium, but apparently, it is a movie, and she is in it, and these are the promo pics, and she’s in her lingerie, and that may be all we need to know.

I have actually done posts on her before so I lied, I have heard of her, And seen her tits, but I don’t remember that shit I did this morning, let alone posts I’ve done in the past, I’ve been at this too long, and all titties are starting to look the same…

Even if some titties deserve more love than I give them, like these Gemma Arterton titties…in movies with stupid names…

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2013

25

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I could go about broken dreams and failed attempts at blowjobs due to too much booze or I could focus on the positive, on the future


#snpf

Sunday night panty flash….an idea conceive by an an evil genius of Instagram

To give the bored and the lonely something to do while depressed at the new week about to start.

Weekend is over – show Jesus my panties. Sounds like a great idea – one that should go viral

Here are our best submissions, Instagram Gone Nuts

Here are some morning links and ladies, start practicing for next week’s #SNPF and follow me @drunkenstepfatherdotcom

Alice Eve in her Underwear for Star Trek Trailer – 8 Nerds Died Watching This
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Jenna Jameson Lookin’ Beautiful…If Death is Beautiful…Got
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I like this Topless Pic of Keira Knightely
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Tractor Snowmobile Hybrid Vehicle
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Emma Glover Has Fat Titties
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These Babes are Teaching Me Valuable Lessons
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25 Minute Bikini Competition…Ok
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Bikini Babe at a Brain Freeze Contest Fail
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Some Crazy NFL Players MIc’d Up on the Field – Hilarious
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2013

25

Mar

Top 10 Celeb Hair Fails of the Day

Celebrities are clowns…and sometimes they hide it…while other times they remind us of it…puppets used to make a lot of money for a lot of people…and here are some examples of horrible hair cuts, the top 10 hair failed hair cuts, to remind you of just how much these drones do what they are told for a dollar….whores…they’re all whores…

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Here’s the list.

10 – Beyonce Got Rained On and Her Black Girl Hair Didn’t Survive, but unfortunately she did, because she’s the devil woman.

9- Britney Got Extensions After She Shaved Her Head, But Not Washing Her Hair Cuz She’s a Ghetto Dirt Bag with No Hygiene they Blame on Being Bi-Polar So It’s All OK.

8- Christina Aguilera Has Always Been an Identity Crisis, but this Cher Side Show Bob Shit is Next Level. She Should Probably Revisit this to make her fat ass look skinnier…fat clown.

7- Amy Winehouse was the perfect woman and her death is a tragedy, but that doesn’t mean this wig, hat, insanity is a win…even if I’d love to fill my bath tub up with it and eat my way out.

6- Scarlett Johansson is overrated as fuck, and I think her lesbian Fem-Mullet, even if it is for a role, lets her average at best looks shine…this hair looks great in prison. Makes me want to scissor.

5- Christina Ricci in some personal pics taken after getting her tattoo on her breast reduced tit, looks like a dude in a Seattle grunge band in the 90s, or less lady-like….this hair is vile.

4- Kelly Osbourne may not be a celebrity…but she is a fucking clown and this 80s bowl cut is so high concept it makes her triple chin shine.

3- Fergie may be pregnant now, despite rumors of having testicles, but her attempting to be a Chola in the LA projects with those bangs, is some funny shit.

2- Kaley Cuoco doing some Grinch who stole Christmas, Dr Seuss weirness, may not have been her everyday look, but it was a fucking fail…possibly the cause of John Ritter’s death on set…Seriously, she’s got a penis on her head. Good look.

1- Juliette Lewis is just a rat, who even at 17, reminded me of a heroin overdose and herpes outbreak. Corn Rows are always idiotic, but for some reason, she

I am sure there are worse celebrity hairstyles out there, from Weird Al, to Axl Rose, Helena Bonham Carter, to Billy Ray Cyrus….but who gives a fuck about those people….or about this list now get to work.


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2013

25

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I love you girls…why do you always tempt me with your half nakedness…it makes me wish I could drink out of your nipples or at least your vaginas…even if non-alcoholic…because you’re lovely….and I’m drunk…making you even better than you probably think you already are…hookers be like what?

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2013

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

My new failed pick-up line is telling a girl I jerked off to her instagram pics 3 times, then offering to send her the jar of peanut butter you came in when doing it.

Turns out girls don’t like peanut butter.

Here are some stepLINKS

Jenny McCarthy in a Bikini to Celebrate / Mourn the Fact that She is Replacing Joy Behar on The View
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I Almost Posted These Gwenyth Paltrow Modeling Pics – Glad I Didn’t….
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Miranda Kerr Vogue Australia
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I Can’t Get Enough off this Kabooyow Chick
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Kellie Picker’s Booty is AMazing
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Some Great Ass Shots
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Brenda Song See Through to Bra Fun
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The GUy WHo Doesn’t Share His Ice Cream on TV is Amazing -IF My Gf Was That Busted, I Wouldn’t Share Either.
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Nina Agdal in her Bikini is Amaazing
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20 Hottest Pics of Katerina Graham
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Rihanna Got Busted for Weed on her Bus
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Sophie Monk’s Cameltoe at the Nail Salon
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Kelly Brook’s Got Huge Tits
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I Can’t Get Over the Fact Lena Duhham Did Playboy – Even if Her Name Says it all HAM
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The Worst Ways to Die
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Sexy Yoga Pants Get GIF Treatment
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The 13 Hottest Youtube Celebrities
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Georgia Jones is Sexy as FUck
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Dude’s Shedding Food is Fucking Gross
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Pulsating Titties
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Here a Moron Tries to Kill Himself
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Some Glamour Models Posing
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Let’s Revisit Irina Shayk Nude
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I Like the Cat SLiding Down Basketball Pole
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Bieber is Gonna Be in the Entourage Movie – Awesome. As If Entourage didn’t fucking suck enough.
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Rihanna is Fucking Dane Cook -Even Though He’s the Fucking Worst
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The MILF of the Day
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Tulisa Contonstavlos in Shorts
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Rebecca Ferdinando Braless
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I Kinda Want to Fuck This Pic of Taylor Swift
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A Whole Lot of “Perfectly Timed” Pics 0 Funny
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I Want to Cum All Over These Kate Winslet Glasses
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I Hate Marriage But Love Watching Assholes Propose
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Spielberg is Doing Jurassic Park 3D
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Julia Pereira is a Total Babe
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Ryan Phillippe is Banging Ashley Greene
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Do Not Mess With this Ninja Babe
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The Worst Fucking Sound Ever
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This Girl in a Diaper Doesn’t Turn Me On
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Pornstars Pranking Each Other!
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10 Child Stars WHo Didn’t Lose
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Timberlake May Host the Oscars
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Lana Del Rey in White Dress
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Interesting Man Talking About his Grandson’s Pee
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A Bunch of Pics of Girl’s Squeezing Each Other’s Tits or Just Rocking Tits
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You’ll Laugh When You See This Shot of a Balding Hollywood Star
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This Will Reverse Thinning Hair – It’s Worth Trying – Babes Will Thank You
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Big Boobed Hottie Shoves Sex Toys Up her Butthole
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Here’s a Wife Putting On a Good Fuck – I Love her Opening Words….What an Idiot
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Mouse Trap Titties – Weirdness
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Today in Asian Sex
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Ass Fuck on the Beach
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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2013

22

Mar

5 Question with Instagram Babe Sarah Stage of the Day

Everyone I know masturbates to girls on instagram, because the girls post hotness….but not all girls are created equally, despite what they try to make you believe with their trickery in poses and filters…some girls like @sarahstage are just fucking top of the charts amazing so I had to do a feature on her….cuz clearly she’s the fucking future…ideally of my love life…which involves a lot of masturbation and tears….or maybe it will be different this time, maybe she is the one, and our love will remain pure and filled with poetry. But I doubt it. It’s not my fault just look at her.

Name Sarah Stage
Location Valley of the Dolls
Occupation model and aspiring In ‘n’Out Burger spokesmodel
Instagram Handle @sarahstage
When did you start Instagram? A year ago
How many followers do you have? 105,000

4 Questions with with a href=”http://www.instagram.com/sarahstage” target=”_blank”> @sarahstage

1- Are do you like about Instagram?

I am obsessed with photography and picking different filters and looking at all of the fun stuff that people brag about on Instagram!

2- What is the craziest thing you will do on camera?

Take nude photos of myself after a spray tan

3- Will you hold my hand, look into my eyes and let me sing you love songs on our wedding night?

No but I’ll take you for a burger at In n Out

5- What are your 6 favorite instagram pics you have posted of all time

Pic of me as chola, My chihuahua jose dressed as a snowman, Pic of In n out burger and fries, Pic of me and Sasha Baron Cohen working at the oscars, Sleepover bubble bath night with my girlfriends, Pic of my bridal vampire party for Halloween, A pic that says fuck what people think

Final Thoughts? Last Words? Now’s Your Chance!

Sarah stage is my real name.

Wait, did I tell you that I love in n out burger??

Find her on TWITTER

Here are her favorite pics….mine are the naughtier ones…that coy little tease….

Posted in:Sarah Stage|stepINTERVIEW

2013

22

Mar

Ashley Sky Holding Her Titties of the Day

I have no idea who Ashley SKy is, but I do know that she has fake tits, and that Terry Richardson is taking pics of her, so either he’s using her to tap into his creative porno caliber pics, or she’s actually something mainstream and this is for a magazine…but really who fucking cares why he got this tall, awesome body naked, what matters is that she is naked…but not naked enough. I need more fucking nipple to make my day complete, but I’ll take it anyway…I’m always into being introduced to new girls I can try to masturbate to when bored.

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