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2013

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Mar

stepINFOMERCIAL: The Top 4 Hair Loss Myths of the Day

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If you are a guy, and you probably are, but I am not about to check…then you are probably self-conscious about one or two things….the main one being going bald…because the other one doesn’t matter so much if you do go bald…as you’ll probably too self-conscious to ever take your pants off.

Personally, I was obsessed with going bald in my 30s, …being a short, fat guy, I thought that if I lost my luxurious hair, I’d REALLY have nothing going for me….

Luckily, for me, I was able to stop my hair loss….

Here are the Top Four Myths as to why you are losing your hair:

1- Poor Circulation – so increasing blood flow to your scalp doesn’t help your hair grow.

2- Clogged Follicles – when your hair follicles are clogged, you get ingrown hair….so opening up the pores on your head is pointless.

3- Poor Nutrition – People who are healthy and take supplements still lose their hair. Supplements can’t save you.

4- Stress – the only stress to the body that has been linked to hair loss is from major surgery or cancer. Day to day stress does not make you lose your hair unless it is severe or traumatic.

The real reason why you’re losing your hair is DHT a byproduct of Testosterone. The same hormone that causes you to grow body hair and have a sex drive can attack your scalp and cause your hair to become thinner, shorter, weaker and eventually kills the hair follicle leading to baldness.

Alex Khadavi, MD, a US based dermatologist has come up with a natural answer to Thinning Hair, Revivogen… Revivogen uses natural ingredients proven to stop DHT at its tracks so your hair can grow as it would normally. For $99, you can get a 3 month supply of REVIVOGEN and put it to test. If within 90 days you are not completely satisfied with Revivogen you can return the products for a full refund…

I know that when I saw my crown thinning, and I felt like I was going to start looking like the creepy school principal pervert, spending 1 dollar a day on a possible solution would have been something I jumped on.

Find out more at the HERE

revivogen is offer stepfather readers a free shampoo and conditioner ($44 value) if you buy the proven scalp therapy that works!!!

Here is a Alessandra Ambrosio who probably prefers guys with full head of hair…..because all girls do….

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2013

12

Mar

Sexy Skin in the Babe Round-Up of the Day

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Here are the top Babe galleries from around the internet that I’ve found today….if you’re like me…you’ll like it….cuz you can never have too many babes to look at half naked…even if your life involves only one fat miserable one…who you married and now are locked into….

It is 5 am…I am wasted…click on the pics…to see more of the girl…simple and amazing concept…enjoy…back with a wicked hangover in a few hours…I hate my life…but love it.

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2013

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Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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My internet was down most of the day…because the people I steal my connection from want to bring down this site…at least that’s my theory….but I am back….unfortunately for you…and for this guy….

I really try to like you. What is really up with your racist comment against Black people. Did one screw your sister/mother? Did one steal your job? Did one rob you or spit in your face?

Seriously ….through all the snark. I’d really like to know your problem with Black men.

Love you site – but the racist shit…for views????

I just wanted to clarify that I’m not racist…I don’t even hate everything….I wrote a post calling Chris Brown a Dancing Monkey, which was obviously a bad choice of words, cuz people will find racism in anything you say…

Chris Brown is a clown…whether black, white or asian…and he dances on camera….for attention and money….making him a dancing monkey…whether black, white or asian…

It is a fucking expression…it wasn’t a color thing…get over it….it’s not racist…and I like black people…sometimes more than I should…cuz their boyfriends always get mad when I try fucking them….true story.

I don’t know why I responded to that…but I did…now here are some stepLINKS….

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The Top 4 Hairloss Myths
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The Latest on the SPringbreakers Straight from SxSW
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Her Name is Stephanie Christine and SHe’s Amazing
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25 Breakout Actresses You need to Know!
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Random People Dancing to Rammstein Las Vegas
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14 Second Double Knockout!
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The 29 Sexiest Olivia Wilde Pictures of All Time
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The Topanga Maxim Pics
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Melissa Clarke
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If Wild Animals Ate Fast Food
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Selena Gomez Checkin’ Out Ashley Benson Hard
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MMA Fighter Does a Backflip
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Britney Spears has an Awesome ass Flash
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Foot Fetish Star Leighton Meester in Leggings
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My Friend’s Ex-Girlfriend, Misa Campo, Doin’ Justin Timberlake Strip….
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Sarah Jessica Parker is a Scary Covergirl
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25 Signs You Have Grown Up
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Britney Spears Flashes Her Bare Ass In Public
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More Pics of Pornstars With and Without Make-Up
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Topless Cowgirl and Indian!
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Hot Girls in Yoga Pants – It Never Gets Old
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New Zealand Air Safety Video with Bear Grylls is Awesome….
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88 Year Old Granny Dances Awesome
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Her Name is Candace and She’s in a Skimpy Fucking Bikini
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Sophie Howard’s Big Titties in Bed
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A Video Showing You How Bad Some Parents have Failed
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Jessica ALba’s Got Good Style
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How Do You Blow $20 Million At 18 Years Old? Ask This Guy…
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I Want to Fuck Diane Kruger
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Hot Miley Cleavage
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The Shining Meets Dumb and Dumber – Pretty Funny
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Big Ol’ Titties
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More Horrible Pics of the Kardashian Blood Facial – Cuz She’ll Try Any Sorcery to one Day Be Sexy
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Hot Selena Gomez Springbreakers Poster
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This Chick Gives Me A Bonner. Eat That Ass? Yes Please!
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I Want to Make Babies in Hannah Hughes
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Girl Gets Fondled By Strangers During Public Sex
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Premature Ejaculation Like a Boss
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Awesome Titty Play
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Lesbian Foot Worship
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Big Boobs in a Homemade Video
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Girl Finishes Herself Off
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Some Awesome Cam Girls
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2013

11

Mar

Ashley Tisdale’s Rockin’ Ass on Vacation of the Day

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From this angle…..Ashley Tisdale is an angel sent from heaven…she should walk through life in assless chaps and a face mask…it’s what the public wants….needs…and it shows her in a positive light…one that isn’t distracted by things like a bad nose job….or wonkiness…

I am a fan of this Ashley Tisdale…the new Ashley Tisdale…the Tisdale for the people….or at least for dudes who like hot fit ass…

Good work.

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2013

11

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Awesome THong Ass on Set of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes posted this picture of her ass on Instagram…because either she finds it amazing to look at…like I do…or she’s offended that the paparazzi violated her bikini body privacy…even though as far as I’m concerned…she sold off that bikini body for millions of dollars a year…making it public domain to jerk off to….or at least stare at romantically….

Here’s a video that’s got more angles of this amazingness…

She’s a lot of fun.

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2013

11

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Blood Facial is Funny of the Day

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From getting pissed on by black men like she was an inter city urinal….to filming herself take loads from black men….like she wasn’t born and raised in upper crust beverly hills amongst the white….where OJ Simpson fucking her mother to make her sister Khloe was where she learned how to treat her pussy…..

From doing anything and everything she can for attention….like staging babies….tricking people into thinking her fat is just womanly…making 100 million dollars a year…all while ruining Kanye’s career….

She’s decided to get a facial in her witch craft that I assume helped make her who she is…you know some demon…sold her soul to the devil….shitting on society like the devil…that involved her smearing her HIV / HPV / HSV blood all over her disgusting self…and the pictures made me gag and thus I am forced to share it with you idiots….

I just hope the scent attracts sharks and/or bear and/or cannibals…resulting in her being eaten…putting us out of our misery…

It’s just too bad when they were getting her blood, which I assume wasn’t period blood, they didn’t drain her out….

I feel for the parasite growing inside her….

She’s so vain for such a fat, hairy, ugly, disgusting thing….

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2013

11

Mar

Chris Brown Milks Being an Assertive Boyfriend of the Day

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If I was in Chris Brown’s position, I’d be doing the exact same thing, not that I’d be in Chris Brown’s position, partially cuz I don’t beat up girls, or even really care enough to get angry at them, it requires too much work….but also because I’m not black and/or a dancing monkey (no racist)….

I know I was told by some people in Barbados that if Rihanna is a true Bajan (someone from Barbados)…then she most likely beat herself up and called the cops….now I can’t confirm or deny if Bajan women are that insane, I just base shit off what I am told….

I also know that this being beat shit got her so much fucking press, propelled her career to new heights, and even she doesn’t care that Chris Brown beat her up, cuz she wants to marry him and have his babies…

Leading me to think that Chris Brown was in on this with her all along, maybe that he was even getting a % of her sales, like her business partner and this is all one big lie for the media….but who knows..

TMZ reports:

Chris said, “You GOTTA say that one thing to her … Don’t make me have to tell you again, that’s my p***y baby! … so you better not give it away!” Chris rambled on … “So every person in this motherf**king building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that s**t to her, or she might f**k another n***

What I do know is that Chris Brown is loving the attention, and doing songs like this about owning pussy….because if that pussy strays…watch out…cuz his wrath will “chris brown” it…you know since Chris Browning is now considered a verb….

Either way….it’s funny to me…but not to my friends with 10 year old daughters who follow Rihanna and will end up letting their boyfriends beat them to be more like her…

The solution is simple – get her off the radio. Stop going to her shows. It’s up to you to show a battered wife who goes back to her abuser….who’s boss…

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2013

11

Mar

Pornstars Without Make-Up of the Day

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The whole concept of pornstars always annoys me…only because I don’t think a girl is a star just because she fucks on camera for 1000 dollars…if anything she is the opposite of a fucking star…she’s gutter trash and that’s why she’s mistreating herself….not that I am against porn, I just think these girls are fucking delusional…

I have also been to the porn awards a handful of times, and have seen a lot of these girls in action, including Puma Swede, who grabbed my balls and who is in fact a fucking monster looking woman… and they are 99 percent of the time disgusting looking, you just don’t realize it cuz you’re too busy jerking off to them getting face fucked like the nasty little trash they are….

Well MELISSA MAKEUP from instagram, a pornstar make-up artist I guess, has posted some before and after make-up pics of some porn chicks, proving that they aren’t all what you may have thought they were…if anything they are what you’d expect ghetto trash who get fucked up the ass for 1000 dollars on camera….would be…damaged, disgusting, not a “star”…in any fucking way….but we’ll all still jerk off to them and that’s ok…

It’s an interesting project this Melissa chick has undertaken…awesome look into her industry…because despite me laughing at the before pics, I think she’s more into just showing off how good she is….and we can all agree that based on the before pics…she’s a fucking god….the same kind of god Kim Kardashian monster probably uses….

Smoke and fucking mirrors…..sure some aren’t that bad….but you can assume their souls are…

PS – Melissa is also a fucking babe…but that could all be smoke and mirrors too..

Follow her on INSTAGRAM

The names of the pornstars are in the name of the picture….and some of these girls may not be pornstars…but instead just look like them…and if that’s the case…they are probably the better looking girls…who I accidentally downloaded without researching their work.

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2013

11

Mar

I am not Katherine Webb’s Stalker but He is Awesome of the Day

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Despite popular belief, I am not the stalker on set of her new show, that is actually her only show, because she’s only existed in the public eye for the last few weeks, from losing Beauty Pageants to being on the worst show ever….cuz I don’t leave the house….

But as a voyeur, I totally get where this guy is coming from, and if I was still into leaving the house, and if I still had the ability to climb fire escapes, I’d be right there doing the same hustle….

I mean dude brought binoculars to the stare at her through a fence on set…that’s some real commitment…not a…”hey just walking by” thing…and I think dude’s awesome….probably more awesome that this shitty fucking diving show.

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2013

11

Mar

Amanda Bynes Looks Hip Hop of the Day

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I think Amanda Bynes is great….whether she’s causing scandal crying for help…like a broken down child star who had no childhood but who is now rebelling….whether with drugs, alcohol or slutty pics….to her going through an identity crisis and trying to make herself into a light skinned black girl….all counter culture and hip hop…ready to join a twerk team and speak in ebonics….she’s just a mess I want to get involved with…ideally with my genitals.

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