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2013

11

Mar

Ebonee Davis Titties for Terry Richardson of the Day

Terry Richardson posted some pics of this Ebonee Davis model on his website and I have no idea who she is…but she’s got 75,000 followers on twitter…which I guess means she does something….like all the other no name girls on my twitter with tons of followers….and that something…that magical secret to her success is that she probably gets naked….at least we know she did once for Terry Richardson…and thank god for that…cuz these tits are fucking amazing….all pierced and big….on her small model frame….making me wish black girls didn’t hate me…so that I got the chance to make hip hop beats on her vagina with my tongue….I hear they like that.

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Posted in:Ebonee Davis|NSFW

2013

11

Mar

Katherine Webb’s Diving Show Promo Pic of the Day


This diving show offends me…I think it’s just another example of how horrible pop culture and mainstream media has become…it’s like they are turning to Olympics and their ratings to determine what the next dancing with the stars is…and the whole thing would make me real made if I cared enough…or more importantly…if they didn’t have girls prancing around in their bikinis…to distract me of how awful this is..

Katherine Webb is a pageant girl…and this is how she’s makin’ a name for herself….in a bikini….good job.

Posted in:Katherine Webb

2013

11

Mar

Zippora Seven is Naked for Derek Henderson of the DAy

I follow Zippora Seven on instagram – because she’s awesome….you know some 20 year old babe from New Zealand just trying to make it in America through getting naked for photographers…and being all hipster and fashionista about the shit…rather than trashy hooker cam girl about the shit…which for some reason, I like better….maybe cuz trashy hooker cam girls, although naked just don’t have a modeling agency and aren’t published in magazines like Vogue…making them lower grade than this….and maybe, just maybe, cam girls are bottom of the fuckin barrel…while this girl…is doin’ it for easy livin’….cuz naked for fashion is better than working….

She’s also been getitng naked for fashion since she was 16 and it was illegal…thanks to her hippie parents who named her Zippora for that…

Here are the pics…

Posted in:NSFW|Zippora Seven

2013

11

Mar

Helen Flanagan Showing Off Some Titty in Video of the Day

Her name is Helen Flanagan…she’s a UK soap actress turned Glamour model…which is usually the opposite of how it is supposed to go down…she quit her gig on the most depressing yet longest running show on UK TV to do thinks like this youtube video….where she shows off her tits…cuz being in the UK and having tits like this…means using them in the lowest, cheapest, most amazing way….and thank god for this…..I mean seriously, I think if the queen had hangers like this she’d be on the cover of those LAD MAGS topless..it is just their way…

This video is awesome…

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2013

11

Mar

Sara Sampaio in Lingerie of the Day

Sara Sampaio is straight from the slums of Portugal…where her fisherman family…fish….and where her 21 year old ass was exported to America to live the American dream….like so many Portugese fisherman before her….but instead of opening a chicken place…like those portuguese before her….you know celebrating being the armpit of Europe through roasted meat….she has got half naked for major brands….like Victoria’s Secret….because unlike all those other Portuguese people before her…she doesn’t have a fully grown out mustache….and I am happy about that…cuz staring at her half naked…is better than not staring at her half naked….insightful…I know.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2013

11

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s stepGIRL can be found on INSTAGRAM

Daylight saving time kicked my ass…I don’t need to save daylight…but the government thinks I do…and they make control everything…maybe I’m just beat up because I am dying on the inside….thanks to hard living and a diet built around ramen noodles and canned beans and whiskey….I’m a modern day cowboy without all that brokeback mountain shit….searching the fields of life for the pussy…always coming up empty handed… Here are some stepLINKS for the most tired morning of the year….

Kim Kardashian Washes her Face in Blood Because She is the Illuminati
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Adriana Lima on a Bike Giving Boners.
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Michael Cera and Sarah Silverman Team Up for Youtube
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15 Year Old Sings Rihanna
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This Week in WTF Pics
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Burning Everyday Things with teh Sun
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Climber Survives a 100 Foot Fall
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Free Cam Girls Getting Naked Like Cam Girls….Cuz It’s Easier Than Stripping…at a Strip Club
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Find today’s stepGIRL….on Instagram @PORCELAINROSE_

Since it is International Woman’s Day…we must celebrate women…even though as far as I’m concerned, everyday celebrates women or at least their titties and vagina….the same titties and vaginas that make being a woman easy in terms of opening doors…filled with opportunity….as long as they flaunt them titties and vaginas to the right rich dude….

I am going to dedicate my masturbating and/or sex for the next 6-8 months to women…as I have the last 40 fucking years…because this idiotic feminist day means nothing to me….but I can only assume was invented by Palmolive of Tampax or Tide to sell product…

It’s the weekend, I love pussy. Happy Pussy Day Pussy…

Reese Witherspoon, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore Horrible Bikini Party
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The Russian Richard Simmons
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High School Basketball Player Brings Down the Hoop
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30 Things You Didn’t Know ABout Jennifer Lawrence
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Britney Spears’ Big Old Titties
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Awesome Pics of Cute Camer Chicks
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I Want to Have Sex With Selena Gomez In this Photoshoot
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Woman Leaves Her Husband for 19 Rats
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Top Homeland Security Refusasl!
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Taylor Swift Fashion Shoot for You to Masturbate To
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Dunkin Donuts Robber Gets Free Coffee – VIDEO
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Some Awesome Paulina Gretzky Upskirt Action
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Burt Wonderstone Video Interviews….with the Cast…If You Care..
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Justin Bieber Gone Nuts
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Jessica Anne Marie is the Kind of Girl You’ll Want to Fuck
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Eva Mendes Walking in her Period Clothes is Still Hot
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Hot Bitches in FHM Spain
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Drunk Dad Drum Kit
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Eva Longoria Petting a Cat of the Day
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Some Dude Shocking his Tongue – Weird
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Stacy Keibler in her Bikini to Celebrate Gettin Dumped
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Beyonce and Jessica Biel are a Lesbian Fantasy I Never Had
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Electric Fence Experiment Ends As Expected
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Girl Masturbates Watching Star Trek…Right…
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I can Watch This Girl Atomic Wedgie Herself All Day
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Annoying Whining Girl You Will Want to Chris Brown
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Drag Car Flips Over
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I Like Kelly Cunningham Nude
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27 Pics of Girls in a Tight Dress
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Dude Gets Jerked Off by a Hooker on Streetview
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Hit Asses in Thongs
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Some Naked Playboy Girl in Video
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Teen Lesbians Fuck Each Other with Dildos
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What Are the Ugliest Cars Ever Made?
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Lauren Conrad in Redbook….Boring…Useless..But I Bet You Can Masturbate To It
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Gio Ott Modeling
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Holly Madison Names Her Kid Something Insane…..
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The 15 Best Pics in the Vanity Fair Oscar Party Photobooth
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Hot Jennifer Love Hewitt GIFS
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Amateur Bathroom Strip
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Burning Everyday Things with the Sun
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Dog Refuses Medicine
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Tied, Bound and Gangbanged
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Young Slut Licks Whipped Cream Off a Cock – Classy
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2 Handed Anal Fisting – AWESOME!
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Girl Vs a Fucking Machine
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Wonder if this Bukake is her High or Low Point
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Russian Porn is Hilarious
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Strictly English Caning
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Young Anal
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Fat Latina Booty
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2 Girls in Front of the Mirror
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Mar

Chrissy Teigan Naked Spray Tan for Instagram of the DAy

Chrissy Teigan is my best friend on social media….and I even signed up to her food blog…because that’s just how tight we are….you see I write her insanity about being a gold digger cuz she’s marrying some Grammy award winning piano playing singer….and she ignores me…but once said something about loving the site…because let’s face it…everyone does….even if she ignores me every time I reach out….

I just assume it’s like we’re an old married couple who have never met..I talk, she ignores…I masturbate to other girls…but still follow her shit…cuz I feel obligated…even if her jokes aren’t that funny…and her focus should be spent on getting naked….something she finally delivered on today…..cuz she posted a pic of her mixed race ass gold digging wannabe comedian ass getting a spray tan…and sharing said spray tan with her followers…cuz she’s open about her life like that…and because she more importantly….she loves any and all attention…that’s what happens to girls who only do SI…but never make the cover of SI….they work harder on building their own brand….which is made easier when financed by some dude she groupied right.

Who cares….oh right…I do….she’s lovely….

Posted in:Chrissy Teigan

2013

08

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are Fun On Set of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima, a couple Brazilian old timers…have come together, yet again, thanks to the management at Victoria’s Secret…who think it is funny to listen to their Portuguese banter on set….or maybe they just like the way their South American asses compliment each other….but whatever the reason it’s all keep all those pesky white girls out of this one…today is fisherman friday….right…cuz all portuguese speaking people are fishermen…even then Brazilian ones….right? And all South Africans have AIDS thanks to losing their virginity to the black farmhand and/or blood diamond. And all the Eastern European ones are communists. And all the Americans get paid too much cuz they already have their citizenship and don’t need to eat shit for a greencard…

Whatever the reason behind this glorious union….shit remains a glorious union….of ass


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Posted in:Adriana Lima|Alessandra Ambrosio

2013

08

Mar

The Best Danielle Fishel for Maxim Video You Will See Today of the Day

I fucking hate Maxim. Just last week they sent me an asshole Lawyer’s letter asking me to take down all the maxim pics I have ever posted since 2010…because before 2010…Maxim used to pay me 1000 dollars a month to link their bullshit cuz I was a bigger site than them….I even spoke to their Lawyer…who is so backwards running after their pics…instead of just being like every other site who doesn’t care if you use their pics as long as you big them up..cuz it’s fucking marketing….you fucking cocksuckers…

So I refuse to post Maxim content or the low level D List chicks they are doing shoots with…unless it is in the form of an amazing youtube video by a serious fucking creep cuz finally…Maxim shoots have some fucking substance…

Fuck you Maxim…and Topanga…despite her fan base…has always been a chubby weird looking freak…so if you’re into this just cuz she has tits…I totally expected you to be…Childhood fantasies should die off with your dreams and aspirations you failure.

Posted in:Danielle Fishel