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2013

04

Mar

Liz McClarnon Ridiculous Cleavage for Atomic Kitten Show of the Day

Liz McClarnon is in a band called Atomic Kitten…who you probably have never heard of…but who were popular….at least in the UK in the late 90s….you know 15 years ago…and with 15 years for any chick….all members of the band have faded away and fallen apart…except maybe for this character Liz McClarnon….because lookin at her makes me think of a drunk…45 year old…recent divorcee at a wedding….who’s sadness and anger towards her ex….inspires her to get on stage…all tits hanging out and ass hanging out….cuz she doesn’t realize what the fuck she’s doing…traumatizing at least one person in the room….turning on at least one person in the room….and embarassing herself enough to never get invited anywhere again….only this Liz McClarnon is getting paid to do this and she looks fucking hot…old and hot…two words I rarely say ever….so take it in….it’s a rare occurrence……up on some Big Foot, Ancient ALiens Shit….

So pathetic…yet so awesome…and at least she’s having a great time doin it….while I have a great time watching it…

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2013

04

Mar

Shiri Appleby Pregnant Bikini Pic of the Day

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Shiri Appleby is some Fan Boy icon who I’ve never heard of…because I am not into Fan Boy shit….although I should be…considering I run a website and 99 percent of you idiots are virgin losers who love aliens, sci/fi, comics and all that shit that doesn’t get you laid…..not even pity sex comes your way cuz you fear girls….

She was the lead on Roswell….a show every virgin loser I knew at the time it was on TV was into….and a show I can proudly say I never saw…

Since her stint as being famous…I am sure she’s gone onto one too many nerd comic conventions….as well as guest starring on a show called Chicago Fires…at least that was probably a few months ago….because by the looks of her…the only thing she stars in is ready to drop fantasies that probably anger the people who actually know who she is…cuz they felt as she fell off the map….their chances would improve to get her….welll here’s the cold hard truth motherfuckers…and it is wearing a bikini….

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2013

04

Mar

Cheryl Burke’s Lookin’ LARGE in her Bikini of the Day

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Dancer to the stars….who is not my kind of dancer to the stars I like….you see cuz I feel all professional dancers who couldn’t make it as Vegas Show girls…or in the movies….all down on their luck in Hollywood….should be the kind of dancer to the stars who gets naked…hoping to lure at least one celeb into getting them pregnant….at private strip shows in the mansion coke parties in the hills…..making her a failure as far as I am concerned…and not just because her dancing body has become all doughy in her maternity leave….but not doughy enough for her to hide it….but instead celebrates it with her bikini…in what makes little to no sense…other than that bitch just doesn’t care…she’s made it places she never imagined and now she can be lazy about things….like her body cuz she’s a mom….and that’s just what mom’s do when they throw in the towel and appreciate the time off of the gym….gross…

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2013

04

Mar

Ellie Goulding in her Bikini of the Day

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I know very little about Ellie Goulding ….in fact I had to google who she was to see if she was worth posting…and even after discovering that she wasn’t worth posting despite a huge fan base cuz people love her…..I am still going to post her…cuz she’s doing one thing that I approve of….and that is wearing a bikini….and bikinis…as much as they may be disgusting on some hags….are still bikinis…and thus must be celebrated….even if the girl in the bikini isn’t even the girl I am posting on…but how would I know that….since I have no idea who the girl I am posting on is….but I do know one thing…and that is bikinis….or at least how to spot them….and that concludes this riveting investigative journalism post I’ve failed at.

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2013

04

Mar

Kendall Jenner is More Interesting Than Her Monster Family of the Day

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Some pervert sent me these pictures of Kendall Jenner….who is as far as I’m concerned still a Kardashian….only ethnic cleansed of her Armenian roots….but still polluted by her hooker, gold digging, stage mom’s ego….making her probably as big of a cancer as the rest of these assholes….who have no business being famous…but who are famous…cuz America is obsessed with rich people doing rich people things…like not really working….while living the good life…like a bunch of fucking brats…..and I guess some of you are obsessed with seeing them in bikinis…especially when they are 17 year old bikini models….you see cuz her job is to be half naked and you’re not at fault for liking it….if anything it is the company and her mom who are the ones sexualizing the youth…you’re just a victim of the media….at least that’s what you need to tell your lawyer when the Feds come after you…

Worst Family Ever….Here is the proof…

But if you Haven’t Had Enough of them and Don’t Want to Murder Them….You can look at pics of Kourtney Kardashian, mom of 2, in her bikini…..
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2013

04

Mar

Olivia Munn Bottom Feeding Cleavage of the Day

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Olivia Munn doesn’t interest me at all…but I have this picture of her bending over suggestively…showing off her cleavage that I can assume is fake….like the rest of her….you know the kind of twat who on her quest to be famous with average at best looks….pretended she was something she wasn’t, targeted the nerds like the popular girl at school trying to get the votes for Prom queen…with little to no sincerity….developing a fan base that opened doors for her….but luckily not too wide…cuz she’s struggling to make this acting thing work…and you know hate her or not…I am always into lookin at tit…even when it is clothed….

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2013

04

Mar

Miranda Kerr Topless and Censored for Instagram of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is a fucking jerk…she went to the trouble of posting this awesome pic of her topless in the ocean….living the life of luxury that girls dream of….but can’t pull off cuz they are ratchet, haggard, and not Miranda Kerr….all romantic, sun soaked with her titties out….but they edited the shit so that I can’t imagine breast feeding…which is something I love doing…what a fucking bummer….I’d say she’s gotta redeem herself….but the truth is…her titties are already all over the internet…you just gotta LOOK FOR IT making this cock teasing activity…not as bad as it initially made me…. I forgive her.

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2013

04

Mar

Toni Garrn Topless in St Bart for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Toni Garrn is in St Barts, shooting for Victoria’s Secret, and with St Barts being a part of France, topless on the beach is the norm….and in being a model….who has been topless in photoshoots before …cuz that’s how you become a big model…making the whole “getting topless” shit not that big of a deal….because it is not a big deal….you American Girls just don’t get that….and think the nipple is sacred…like you’re from some Muslim country or some shit….and your nipple is your ankle…

Maybe PG-13….Christian friendly Victoria’s Secret….is taking things to the next level….with a little more nipple they used to always photoshop out….we can only hope…cuz these girls are babes….babes trapped in a corporate cage…but babes never the less…

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2013

04

Mar

Edita Vilkeviciute on the Beach for Allure of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is a pretty famous model and she’s modeling some bathing suits for ALLURE…that may not be really showcasing her awesome TITS that she normally puts on blast for fashion….if anything they are covering her up like she was a middle aged mom at an all inclusive resort for spring break….all disappointed in her body and what has come of it….shy despite having thrown in the towel and given up….thanks to husband and kids…and a love for cake….only unlike that mom on Vacation…I know that this model…under her one piece….is not a mom on vacation who has given up…but a babe….making this mom who has given up fantasy far more fun to masturbate to…than an actual mom who has given up…if you know what I mean.

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2013

04

Mar

Emily Ratajkowski for Frendrick’s of Hollywood of the Day

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In the event you don’t read this site….Emily Ratajkowski….is a girl I write love letters to…love songs for….poems…and even have taken up the art of sculpture to express myself…because her tits…and body….just inspire and most importantly make me feel like we are connected at the soul….at least through her tits…cuz that’s all I can stare at….because I think they the window to her mind….

She’s a babe, she’s going to the top, she’s doing a campaign for Fredrick’s and she’ll be working for VS or SI by next year….unless I get her pregnant first and ruin her life…which is something I am trying but my envelopes full of sperm I try mailing to her…keep getting sent back to me…dry…..

She’ll be famous….That’s my prediction….get ready for it…cuz we’ve already seen her naked….good things are to come….