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2013

05

Mar

Emily Ratajkowski in her Bikini of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is a babe who I am fully supportive of…not in the way I’d like to be supporting her…you know her tits with my mouth…but supportive none the less…because I believe she has what it takes to be the next big thing in modeling….all busty, young, big lipped, tall, lean, fit and amazing….which is more than we can say for a lot of the models out there making movies…and that’s why I do my part to endorse her every chance I get…cuz I believe she is the future….unfortunately not the future of my married life…cuz I could see myself waking up to her every morning and eating her ass for breakfast in bed every morning….but I’ll just pretend….while staring at her pic…trying to communicate telepathically with her….you know cuz she’s the kind of girl I look into her eye when masturbating to her pics…hoping to steal her soul….like she has stolen mine….Amazing.

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2013

05

Mar

Rihanna’s Model Pose in a Tight Dress of the Day

Rihanna launched a clothing line…because that’s the life of a celebrity…you know serial “entrepreneurs” involved in any type of business they want….because all they have to do is attach their name to the shit…and collect royalty checks while actual business people run it…I mean her involvement is nothing more than spending the money it makes on her lavish lifestyle…and pretending to wear the clothes cuz it makes her money…This should offend any actual fashion designer trying to make it – Rihanna just did it better than you…with no training….sucks to be you.

Here’s a video about her launch via the UK….

The funniest thing is that she showed up an hour late because she doesn’t give a fuck about the line and has nothing to do with the line….or setting up the show….even when they ask her about it she’s dropping bullshit lines and catch phrases she was told to say….cuz she’d rather be home napping…but part of the deal is this make believe shit…

I am only into it cuz she’s not wearing a bra…..Here’s the collection via the Telegraph….

Next stop for Rihanna getting choked out by her baby daddy….on their wedding day…..

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2013

05

Mar

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini for US Weekly of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian is part of the cancer on society that is the Kardashians….a gang of rich kids from an uninteresting family who are made to look interesting even thought they do absolutely nothing for society that take up space and consume….

For some reason, I don’t understand, people flock to their bullshit..because I guess it is on TV and people are bored as shit….but I would have thought as society developed we’d be over this blip in pop culture that is celebrating garbage just because it has money and goes to exclusive events…

I mean how can seeing rich people live the rich life….pretending to be busy when really just lazy slops be interesting? Cuz of an interracial marriage or two? Cuz of out of wedlock babies? I mean they are garbage and people need to recognize that….even if they are bored, depressed and in the middle of no where….change the channel…there are better things to watch with more substance than this…even Honey Boo Boo is a step up…..

But here’s the “hot one” in her bikini for US Weekly….even though she’s not that hot….I feel like these magazines work for these assholes..


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2013

05

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Giving Boners in Romantic Pictures of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this half naked picture of her in St Barts against the sunset in what would make for a good final shot in a movie…or even a post card…all romantic and artistic and boring….cuz all I really want to see is her in some better light….naked or half naked….modeling the way she’s paid millions to fucking model…

This shadow cast on her body in all it’s suggestive beauty takes away from what matters and that’s seeing her fucking body…mainly her vagina definition….I don’t need to see an outline of her….I mean she’s out there for Victoria’s Secret…now show me the low quality panties people pay too much for….and not this nonsense….photo school drop out crap….

I don’t know how they do it in South Africa….I mean other than legless men in the Olympics Killing models…but in America…we like are Selfies far more slutty….

Step it up…and stomp the yard bro. She can do better.

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2013

05

Mar

Kate Upton Posts her Doppelganger of the Day

Her name is Ania….according to her a href=”https://twitter.com/Huliganjettaa” target=”_blank”> TWITTER . she is from Vancouver via Russia thanks to lax immigration laws….she is a mail order bride in training and Kate Upton liked this pictures she posted of herself doing the Kate Upton enough to tweet it saying “Amazing”…..

Now I am not a fan of Kate Upton or her sloppiness, but I am into girls who think they got more to offer than Kate Upton….pretty much going into catty girl on girl “I’m as hot as you, even though I’m not Kate Upton” battles with Kate Upton…only for Kate Upton to support them in their quest of being the next Kate Upton…because as Kate Upton, she’s already won and it is all in good fun, and the chances this bitch make it to the next round of being more than just someone tweeted by Kate Upton….dressed as Kate Upton are slim to none….and by the time it does happen, Kate Upton will be 300 pounds, sitting on 20 million dollars, eating all the burgers her heart desires….

This new Kate Upton is not that hot…but she’s got some tit…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

05

Mar

Lucy Pinder is a Stacked Religious Experience for Loaded of the Day

Here’s a “real” scandalous photoshoot for the recent issue of Loaded Magazine….starring Lucy Pinder….shitting on religion…for attention…

Scandalous, if you think religion and nudity is really that scandalous…I mean it isn’t the 80s and this isn’t a Madonna concert…and kids these days have no respect for religion….don’t fear religion…like laughing at it….and make fun ofit…because it goes against all things they’ve learned in their evil lives…girls are masturbating with crucifix’s for jokes, dressing like slutty nuns….

I guess cuz going to hell isn’t a real option anymore…because this life is hell. I guess this is to honor the recent pope retirement….

Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW

2013

05

Mar

Amy Hood in Some Jonathan Leder Erotica of the Day

Jonathan Leder is some photographer I follow on instagram and he shoots all these 60s and 70s inspired erotica with serious babes….from Emily Ratajkowski to others who have gone onto be in Playboy and shit like that…making him almost a talent scout for girls you will masturbate to in the future….or even masturbate to now…cuz he’s pics are usually better than what the mainstream media delivers….even if it’s not the 70s and erotica is a dying art form….despite the fact that people like me love it more than any throat fucking porn….cuz throat fucking porn, although fun to live out at home, turns off the actual babes from getting involved….while erotica is something hot girls can be into if put in the right setting…with the right photographer who makes it happen…

I don’t know about you…but starting the day…even at 11:30 EST….with a little erotica while hungover….to some 60s Parisian Lounge music, even if it’s a little obvious, is amazing.

The model’s name is Amy Hood and I like her.

Posted in:Amy Hood|NSFW

2013

05

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Hot Booty stepGIRL in a Sweatshop stepSHIRT via our INSTAGRAM

The only fitness I get is when a girl in leggings is walking on the sidewalk in front of me and I either want to stay on pace with her to see her ass cheeks jiggle as she walks…or I am trying to catch up with her for that very same reason…..

Today, I almost had a heart attack cuz the girl in leggings half a block away from me was a fucking speed walker…I almost caught up to her…but my cardio couldn’t handle it…I had to stop to catch my breath as that booty slowly got smaller and smaller in the horizon….,making me realize I should start a pervert workout class….you know do it everyday so that I can keep up with hot ass…the program would be like greyhounds on a rabbit…only the rabbit’s a hot ass in leggings….and the greyhounds a gang of fat perverts….

Unfortunately for that dream, I’m too lazy….here are the morning links…

Rihanna is Braless at her Clothing Line Launch….Cuz Celebs…They Can Do Anything they put their mind to….from music, to movies, to clothing, to perfume, to drinks, to getting beat up by their BFs….
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Taylor Swift Doesn’t Talk About her Vagina Enough…But She Sure Talks About Alot of Other Bullshit
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Glamour Model Billie Faiers Has Ridiculous Tatas….
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9 Pics of Girls With Tramp Stamps
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Humans Yelling Like Goats
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Start Your Day with Naked Yoga
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Bikini Dance Off Video…..
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Nicki Minaj Wants To Be Taken Seriously Guys….Even Though She Dresses like a Clown…
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24 Hottest Pics of Erin Heatherton
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25 Best Short Athletes Ever
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Mad Men Season 6 Teaser!
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Average Party – The Official Trailer
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The Perfect Bartender via Las Vegas….Up on some Tom Cruise in Cocktail Shit
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Mila Kunis Dressed Like She’s Going to Prom
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A Man and His Awesome Balancing Act….
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I Like girls on Webcam Always
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2013

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day


stepGIRLS get noticed…and this babe can be found on INSTAGRAM ….and she’s lovely as fuck…

I have a horrible addiction to gutter stripclubs….I am talking stripclubs that aren’t done up…that haven’t been renovated since the 80s….and that haven’t hired new strippers since they renovated….because the hurting girls in a hurting place filled with hurting people….speaks to me…it feels like home…even if the lap dances smell like shit…and leave stains on your pants….it’s my kind of heaven….

Here are the stepLINKS….

I Like Lookin’ Down Rihanna’s Shirt – Even If She’s an Idiot….
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Bieber’s Birthday Fail – But I Would Bang His New GF
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Chloe Sevigny Tries to Be Sexy For Fashion…
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Most Strikes in 1 Minute
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28 Hot Gym Girls Thanks to the Internet!
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Death Metal Babies
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I am Into Britney Spears on ALl Fours!
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Guy Falls off Ski Lift
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Crazy New York Times Game of Thrones AD
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Cat Deeley Doin The Freddy Kruger
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Russian Ref Fights Hockey Player
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Using a Snake to Catch a Rabbit…VIDEO
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10 Awesome Plastic Surgery Fails
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25 Pick-Up Lines that Could Work
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Girls Aloud Concert Turns Me On
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Kourtney Kardashian Shows Off Her Bikini Mom Body
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Vanessa Hudgens Riding Dirty in Cosmo
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Redneck Jumps his Pick-Up Truck Like a Mental Case
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Mia Wasikowska Talks About Masturbating in Public….Showers….Amazing…
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Do You Agree With This HOttest Girls on Primetime TV List?
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More of Audrey Tautou’s Nipple
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In Honor of Celebrity Apprentice – Here’s Brande Roderick NUDE!
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Kelly Brook Practices Blow Jobs With Rubber Cock
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Busty Housewife with Tanlines in a Sex Tape (NSFW)
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Heidi Klum’s Awesome Mom Tits Are on American TV
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Michelle Keegan Grabbin Her Ass
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Courtney Stodden Slutty Trashy Porno Inspired Stripper Photoshoot
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Britney Spears, Ass In Face Position. I’d Still Want To Bury My Face In There
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Mad Men Gets Sued By a 100 Year Old Angry Model
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Pitcher Tackle!
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Firewood Robot!!!!
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Kardashian’s Pimp Their Kidd Out To Will Smith’s Kid
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Toni Garrn and Sigrid Agren Topless in a Magazine from October….
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Get Out The Lube. Some Inappropriate Pics Of Kendall Jenner
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Glamour Model Lucy Collett as a Secretary….
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This Girl Has an Abnormally Big Clit
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Little Kid Gets Hit By a Car!
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Check Out This Awesome Greased Up Fat Ass
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Dirty Tattooed Webcam Whore – Sounds Perfect to Me
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Some Sluts Getting a Good Workout!
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Strip Jeopardy on Playboy Radio
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Vika Yakubovskaya May Have and Insane Name…But It Matches Her Insane Tits…Hot Red Head ALert
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Kate Beckinsale and Her Daughter do the Harlem Shake
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Her Name is Mia Malkova and Her Booty is Ridiculous…
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Angry Woman Steals Skateboard!
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Here’s a Pornstar’s Guide to Anal
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The Dumbest Pics You’ll See on the Internet Today
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Atomic Kitten Panties!
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Sheer Top
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Christian Bale May Be Batman in Justice League….
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The Beatles in 1 One Minute
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Super Fast Bike Will Revolutionize Transport
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Her Name is Akina and She’s a Japanese Bust Babe
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Jay and Silent Bob Have an Animated Show!
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Creampie Fail
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Creepy Titty Suction
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Do Orgies Still Exist?
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Tied Up Girl Gets Licked
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Redhead Masturbates
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Farmer’s Daughter Foot Job
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Inked Up Girl Gives a Crooked Dick Head
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

04

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Romantic Vacation of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is in love…and she’s decided to hire the paparazzi to document that love on some Mexican romantic getaway for the weekend…because her life is so hard…you know and she just needs some down time…cuz sitting on set of Scary Movie 5 all day…is just so fucking draining…I mean some days she probably has to wake up at 6 am to be picked up by her driver and taken to a location where she has her own dressing room….with a bed…and couch and all the modern amenities a spoiled cunt needs…including gym, catered food, and other people to be dancing monkeys for her….where she proceeds to say her line…usually under 5 a day….100 times each for the best take….a total of an hour or two of work…where her low level actor salary of 300,000 dollars in 2-3 months….almost seems like not enough money for such a big name…

Well her boyfriend…who she is on vacation with is not only someone who cares about what a girl’s face looks like….but he is also named Christopher French…appropriate…cuz he probably spent the whole weekend frenching her ass….cuz let’s face it….that ass cancels out any monster mash face….any day….

Young romance…so erotic….we get it Ashley…you want attention cuz the last 3 weeks your “girlfriends” have been getting all the love cuz they booked a movie you weren’t cut out for and you’re jealous…Good play.


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