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2013

22

Feb

DrunkenSweatshop StepSHIRTS of the Day

Modeled by ALCMAC614

Don’t forget to stepSHIRT into the future….it is better to stepSHIRT than to stepSHART….stepSHIRTS may be made for guys….but are far hotter on Girls….Get up on the movement….you clowns….

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2013

22

Feb

Olivia Wilde Showing Shoulder in some Ad Campaign of the Day

Olivia Wilde would get stoned to death in some arab village for showing this much skin….you know almost 90 percent of her perfectly toned shoulder….but here in North America…this shit is light weight…and even in the UK….or as I like to call it…the motherland of blue collar titty models thanks to shitty diets and big titties….this is unacceptable for a leech of a celebrity….trying to make it in America….under some fake name…cuz she didn’t thnk Cockburn was appropriate for her brand….but I guess for her really easy to please fans…she’s rocking a tight dress and you can stare at her from the back…which is probably exciting for you…while I need more fisting to really feel like these pics were a success….

Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2013

22

Feb

Victoria Justice and Her Stage Mom and Sister of the Day

I don’t know who Victoria Justice is…I just know I always feel uncomfortable when I see these Stage moms in action…you know forcing their daughters who they thing are the prettiest little things into acting at a young age…to feed their own egos…and live out their own dreams….exploiting them to pay the fucking bills and live the good life…teaching them that sacrificing their childhood is worth it….and breaking them at their core once old enough to realize just how hard their own parents, the people they trust fucked them….which is not as deep, or long, or romantic as how much I would like to fuck them….you see cuz her young tight body celebrating her birthday with her family…is lovely as fuck…and by lovely I mean ….I have a boner and I never get boners and she’s not even naked….and I’m totally desensitized and usually need really weird shit to give me boners as that’s what the world has come to…..a dark place I can’t wait for Victoria Justice to participate when she realizes it is more fun that this smiling Disney staff shit she’s been trained to be.

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2013

22

Feb

Isabeli Fontana in her Lingerie of the Day

You know what I like…..any chance to post pics of models in their lingerie even if I don’t find the pictures interesting or the model hot…not that that would ever happen with this Isabeli Fontana babe…she’s Brazilian and amazing…and I would be into her doing anything…even the most vile of things…from getting shit on by HIV positive prison inmates….to fisting stray animals…..she’s the kind of body I could handle in any and all situations…even the grossest of the fucking gross….Amazing….

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana

2013

22

Feb

Ashley Benson Dominating the Springbreakers of the Day

Ashley Benson for the win…and I am not saying that cuz I like white blonde chicks better than her little monkey looking co-stars….in fact I like little monkey looking co-stars….especially when they are getting naked and staging relationships with homosexuals to get ahead….to break free from the foundation Disney’s made for them…but for some reason…these shots of Ashley Benson on her promo tour for their movie are good enough for me to want to have unprotected sex with….even if she’s only naked while clothed….but looking like she just fucked the night away and that she’s starting her day with a nice glow….because I want to get this pregnant….

That said – I like the cleavage on the girl on the left….hello!


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2013

22

Feb

Katerine Webb in her Bathing Suit for that Diving Show of the Day

At first I was pretty angry that a show called Celebrity Diving was actual a show….then I saw that they have the same show in other countries and it’s apparently a fucking hit….but still couldn’t get over how such a weak idea in an industry that lacks ideas….but that could theoretically actually produce amazing TV….comes up with shit like this….before remembering not to care about these things I can’t control…cuz they don’t really matter at all….sure they influence a huge percentage of people…but not me…and that’s what counts….then I realized the show meant low levels in bikinis and bathing suits with Cameltoes and hard nipples…. all wet and bending and shit…and realized I am an idiot….this show is actually genius….pornography that’s under the radar….good work TV…you’ve done it again….


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Posted in:Katherine Webb

2013

22

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence for Dior of the Day

It is the Oscars on Sunday….and I won’t be there…because I wasn’t nominated for anything this year…or really ever….which is a good thing…since it is the only thing I have in common with Lindsay Lohan…and it gives us something to talk about the next time I lure her into hanging out with me….which may only be when the world has totally forgotten about her….but luckily that’s how I like all my women….

Jennifer Lawrence is the big star of the show, everone is watching her, and the people at Dior Miss Dior Handbags jumped up on this shit hard and fast…like a rapist who heard the police coming.

She’s dressed 50s glam, something we know she’s not, she’s covering her tits, and these pics are a waste of your time….and that’s why I am posting them…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2013

22

Feb

Some Miley Cyrus Tongue of the Day

There’s something a lot of fun about Miley Cyrus and it has nothing to do with the fact that she looks like Justin Bieber….he’s not my type….

It has everything to do with her being this massive star, with so many fans, who is built like something I’d love to have sex with, or at least look at naked for 6-12 days….without taking my eyes off her….coupled with having had no childhood and a rebellion that’s just about to hit….while stranded in her castle on the hill, unable to leave…

It’s the recipe for what some call disaster, and that I call heaven….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

22

Feb

Daisy Watts for Zoo is the Glamour Model of the Day

Daisy Watts is today’s Glamour Model showing her tit for her art form that isn’t really art…but more a willingness to show titty for the good life…cuz male attention is nice and it’s way better than working as a bar tender, or secretary in an office, like the other girls who aren’t willing to get naked for photographers….who work for Glamour Magazines…and give them the male attention I can assume their dad’s never did….because the kind of girl who decides to be a nude model….is a special level of insecure I love…and that’s why I do this Glamour Model of the Day posts..but think the other reason I do them is for the titties….cuz bitches may love cake…but I love me some tittiess….

Posted in:Daisy Watts|NSFW

2013

22

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Erotic Coloring Book available at DrunkenSweatshop

My new move is to get girls I know are the designated driver drunk…basically I figure with all the strict drinking and driving laws – they have no choice but to listen to me….their hero who is just trying to save their life….when I make them sleep over at the end of the night….cuz saying “don’t worry my wife won’t hear anything thanks to her sleep apnea machine”….wasn’t really working for me prior to this genius strategy…..

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