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2013

21

Feb

Joanne Beckham in the Worst Cleavage Pic of the Day

This is David Beckham’s sister…wearing what I guess is one of Posh Spice’s dresses…..you know squeezing into the shit that is 12 sizes too small…busting out in all kinds of weird directions that remind me of the trailer park in the summer….cuz white trash strippers always dress like this….and you know if her brother wasn’t a billionaire….in some marriage that is almost considered royalty in the UK….she’d probably be sitting by pool at some by the hour motel trying to get a tan while drinking malt liquor mixed with cough syrup….

It’s safe to say David Beckham got the athleticism in the family….cuz these thighs don’t lie…and they are telling a horrible story of loving cake…

I’d still fuck her and accompany her to all her fancy and luxurious events her last name get her invited to….


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2013

21

Feb

Kate Uptons Fat Chick Tits Promote Shoes of the Day

This campaign is so fucking appropriate because……FAT GIRLS LOVE SHOES!!!THEY FUCKING LOVE SHOES!!!!!! You see cuz Kate Upton, may not be a fat chick today, but that body is built for obesity and in time….when her metabolism slows down…you will all see what I’ve been saying since first seeing her saggy, hormones in the foot, sloppy tits and weird 40 year old mom hips….

In the event you were wondering….The reason fat girls love shoes is because it is the one thing on them that maintains a constant size…so if she’s a size 7 in college…she’ll likely be a size 7 at 40…..and when shopping for shoes she can get away with the “I’m the same size as I was 20 years ago”….which she cant do when trying on anything else…leaving out any depression that surrounds shopping…hence why fat chicks all have massive shoe collections…it is a fact….a fact as true as Kate Upton being a spokesperson for fat chicks everywhere….in this borderline erotic campaign..cuz luckily for her…she’s not a fat chick yet.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

21

Feb

Taylor Swift’s in a Tight Dress of the Day

It makes me laugh that Taylor Swift’s choice of dresses is making news…I mean it makes me wonder if we’ve lost all hope….or maybe things in our lives are just so boring and pathetic…that we have become mindless drones that fill our brains with useless fucking content and information like what dress Taylor Swift is wearing….like there aren’t fucking injustices in the world…or diseases to be cured…or corruption in the government…or fights that need to be fought…or adventured to take….but instead I am here…and you are here…looking at a skinny bitch who loves to get fucked by a lot of different people and covers her tracks by pretending they were in a “relationship”….so she doesn’t come across as being a slut…cuz it will ruin her vanilla image that behind closed doors is filled with anal….and in that comes a tighter fucking dress…cuz it’s time to have a little sex appeal….because everyone is watching….god knows why….so make the fucking most of it….when all I see is a cum stain on our society….but I feel that way about all these celebrities that are just distraction to the actual bad shit going on….


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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

21

Feb

Rihanna’s Birthday of Love Pics of the Day

I guess people who hate guys who beat women who are too weak to escape the abuse…even when they are public figures….and are setting a ghetto example straight from the welfare line….to their easy to influence fans….aren’t gonna be down with these pics Rihanna posted to her instagram…..while I just hope it ends in murder suicide….cuz I am a firm believer that this trash has gotta be thrown the fuck out….even if I’d totally love to fuck it….I just figure anyone this successful sending crooked mixed messages to the world…exploiting a physical fight the last 4 years….all for her personal gain…like a woman going through a divorce trying to get more alimony….it’s all fucking lies….

It’s all fucking lies and bullshit..so point and laugh while she counts her money and spliff’s up…..

Here is a video of her in a mesh skirt over her bikini ass from yesterday to make my Rihanna post of the day complete…


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Posted in:Rihanna

2013

21

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes girls send me pics of their panties…..

Sometimes girls send me pics of their panties…..

The highlight of the day today was not walking into the bathroom after my wife took a shit….in fact, that was the worst part of the day….even though I just got out of bed 3 minutes ago….it’s hard out there for a hard drinkin’ deadbeat.

Here are some morning links….

Hmmmmm That’s Not a Motorcross Bike – VIDEO
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Russia Has Run Officially Out Of Fucks To Give
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This is What Happens When You Let Lindsay Lohan Borrow A Designer Dress
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Ireland Baldwin Is Why Kim Basinger Should Never Stop Having Children Even If She’s Almost 60
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Hey Buddy, Your News Report is Sinking… – VIDEO
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TODAY! In Beaqver Facts!!!
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Dakota Fanning is Glamour’s March 2013 Cover Girl (Photo Gallery)
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The 25 Worst Movies That Won Oscars
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Free Cam Shows Make Your Thursday Morning Worth Living (NSFW)
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She Probably Shouldn’t Be Getting Herself Off in Her Parents Bedroom (NSFW)
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How to Eat Ketchup and 4 Other Life Changing Tips
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Michelle Mayden is a Slutty Blonde and I Like It (NSFW)
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The Science of Porn Addiction Explained – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I love a stepGIRL named DIMALAUREN

I love nudes…I like to pour a glass wine, light some candles or the fire, put on some romantic music, and go through all the nudes I’ve been sent over the years as I make love to myself…but the reality is…I need more nudes….I’m running out…or bored of the ones I have….but for some reason….the girls I want to see nude…you know like local girls I can run into….never wanna send them in….even when I know they have them…
leaving me out of the amazingness to me….not letting me take part in it I hate being left out…even though you’d think I’d be used to being left out by now…

Here are some stepLINKS


‘Thanks For The Giant Boobs, Katy Perry. Here’s The Shittiest Ring You’ve Ever Seen In Your Life.’
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The Best Police Report You Will Read Ever. Seriously, EVER. – MUST READ
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Rachel Weisz is Hot in Harper’s
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Michea Crawford in a Bikini
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Harlem Reacts to the Harlem Shake
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This High Jumper is Hysterical
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The Worst Hunting Partner Ever? Possibly – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Celebrity Geeks
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Micaela Schaefer is a Piece of Trash and I Like It
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Guess Who Was Named Ugliest Actress In Hollywood By British Dudes
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Atsuko Maeda Makes You Want To Visit Japan (NSFW)
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Well Hello Hillary Fisher (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Because the Week is Only Half Over and We Need a Little Motivation (NSFW)
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10 Real World Supervillains Invade the Comic Book World
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We Should All Feel Safer Knowing That These Two Dildos Own A Bunch Of Guns – VIDEO
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Loudmouth Tampa Fan Gets Choked Out By Security
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Hey Mom! Have You Seen the TV Remote? (NSFW)
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Rachel Weisz Covers Harper’s Bazaar UK (Photo Gallery)
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Dee Dee is at the Beach Again (NSFW)
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Rihanna Teams Up with Mac
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This Isn’t TV this is Real LIfe
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Lucy Lui for Shape Magazine
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Reporter’s Sinking Car
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Octomom Was Stripping Once Again (NSFW)
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Lesbian Porno Casting Couch (NSFW)
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Nicole Kidman Ocean Pokies (NSFW)
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If Clive Davis Wanted to Make Kelly Clarkson Cry, I Would Have Gladly Helped
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Lily Collins is Wasting Away, Jesus
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Some Miley Cyrus, Just Because
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How About Some Minka Kelly?
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The Top Female MMA Fighters in the Game
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WTF Photo of the Day (SITE NFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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HOW TO: Fix a Bad Tattoo – VIDEO
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Lada Kravchenko is a Sexy Model I’d Like to Get to Know
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Courtnie Quinlan Will Have Your Reaching Down Your Pants
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A Bunch of Girls at the Nude Beach (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Lily is a Stripping Genie (NSFW)
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FOUND! Emily, The Girl That Fills Out Dresses Ever So Nicely (77 Pics)
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Colombian Woman Destroys Husband’s Philandering Peen With Boiling Water After Mistress Was Discovered
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I’d Like to Be All Over Joysen (NSFW)
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Sexcereal: Don’t Start The Day Without It! (NSFW)
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MILFy Catwalkers: Jessica Alba vs Halle Berry vs Alessandra Ambrosio vs Ali Larter
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Annnnnnnnd She’s Deep Throating a Dildo (NSFW)
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Kandra Wilkinson Has Been Keeping a Pretty Low Profile Lately
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How Russian Dogs are Born
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Adele Makes that Grammy Look like a Micromachine
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The Science of Porn Addiction
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Some Chick Named Chloe Saxon Naked for Page 3
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Space Sandwich
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Get a Stronger Boner
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Pregnant Lactating Hooker
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Amateur Sex
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Good Daughter….
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Tight Body Tight Asshole
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Milf Masturbates in Shiny Hose
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Feb

Frida Gustavsson Grooms Herself for 25 Magazine of the Day

Frida Gustavsson is an awesome 19 year old model from Sweden who has been making a name for herself even though she’s only 19….reminding me of when I was 19….and not making millions in the fashion industry….that at 40…I still haven’t got it as together as her…or the handlers who own her, pressure her not to eat, get her booked for 10,000 dollars a day, and encourage her to do topless editorial cuz it increases her worth in the industry and I’m all for it…cuz I like topless pics…especially when they are grooming themselves like cats….

Today….a fetish was born….

Posted in:Frida Gustavsson|NSFW

2013

20

Feb

Calista Flockheart in a Bikini of the DAy

Harrison Ford’s wife Calista Flockheart brought out her skinny little body….that is now a middle aged slim fat mom…and not the Aly McBeal (the only job she’s ever had) body that got so much hate because she was conscious and didn’t eat…like girls are supposed to do to maintain some level of sex appeal….right?

Well she’s in a bikini and for some reason, bikinis are to me, what cake is to my fat wife…I just can’t turn away or stop looking…even when I probably should…not that I should ever look away from a half naked woman of any shape, level of fame, or form…that would be against my way of life….against all that I know…against everything that is real…


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Posted in:Calista Flockheart

2013

20

Feb

Michelle Williams for Another Magazine of the Day

Michelle Williams is doing some modeling…for Another magazine….and I wish it was another model….

I had the misfortune of watching one of her movies the other day….thanks to a vagina I was trying to have sex with…and I could not get over how swollen and under allergic reaction her face looking…making me wonder if Heath Ledger knocked her up one night thinking she was Jake Gyllenhaal….in one of her medicated stupor….but more importantly…why the industry gives her work….and now she’s moved into fashion modeling…and it’s fucking confusing…but what is more confusing is that I am posting this shit….

Posted in:Michelle Williams

2013

20

Feb

Anja Rubik Titties for Elle UK of the Day

Here’s model Anja Rubik doing a dance I love….no it’s not the commercialized version of the Harlem Shake…or the Lombada….it is the forbidden dance…..and it is not the Pogo or the Charleston…or break dancing….all doin’ the worm….this dance isn’t even reenacting the final scene from Dirty Dancing…my all time favorite movie….this dance is…TITTIES FOR FASHION……

She’s a top model, she’s showing her nipple, I love nipple, even when it is not on top models….so I am all about this Anja Rubik Elle UK shit..

Posted in:Anja Rubik|NSFW