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2013

06

Mar

Claudia Romani in Her Bikini of the Day

Claudia Romani is proof the paparzzi are bored as fuck.

She’s some 30 year old trash with a hot body from Italy…who hasn’t done much but get a few gigs modeling in Europe….enough to afford moving to Miami to live the American dream…

She won some VH1 best bikini body of 2012 contest….which I assume means absolutely nothing to anyone but her….and has since been in her bikini every fucking day…something I endorse…but do not understand why sites are keeping track of her….

Her face is average at best…and shit, being FHM and Maxim in Italy 5 years ago is hardly enough reason to be followed around…she must be sleeping with the paparazzi for exposure….in “Please submit my pics to the blogs, I need attention” kind of way….

Cuz I keep seeing her everywhere….yet she’s a nobody…

I mean I follow way hotter miami chicks on Instagram who are always in their bikinis…maybe they paparazzi should start following them and turning them into pseudo celebs…famous for nothing….getting them perks like cutting the line at the club….

Who cares…….

That said…her ass is awesome….click the link to see it….in all its bikini glory….


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Posted in:Claudia Romani

2013

06

Mar

Hey Rihanna Let me Smell your Fingers of the Day

Rihanna is a fucking dirtbag and I love it…I guess when you’re life is on display and you lose all privacy, you might as well throw any attempt at it out the window…and prance around in your thong showing off your new custom 1000 dollar boots you got for free….you know for everyone to not get distracted by the craftmanship of said boots by things like pants or full bottomed underwear…..or when on a private jet…why not shove your hand down your pants into the depths of hell that is your vagina and take a pic for instagram….next stop in her fall into crazy will be pics of her “turtling” or “Groundhogging” shit when too lazy to go to the bathroom….just put it all out there…you sold your soul for this fame…now bask in it you twat….you twat I’d love to smell on your fingers…

I am a fan of her bad decision making. It will be fun to watch it implode.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

06

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So some black guy emailed me the other day freaking out and calling me a racist because I called some fat actress out for being fat and that the only people who would fuck her are black guys cuz black guys like fat white girls….I wrote the post years ago…..

Meaning….that black guy who emailed me the other day feaking out and calling me a racist for saying black guys like fat white gilrs…was googling this fat white girl to probably jerk off to….

Proving that….some stereotypes I make fun of are truths….

Here are some morning links…..

This is the Best Way to Learn About Space…More Importantly the Star Moon….
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Courtney Stodden Walking Around In Her Bra – Isn’t the Worst Thing in the World…Even if She is The Worst Thing in the World…
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Claudia Romani Has a Bad Face But a Rockin’ Ass
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Awkward But Awesome Sports Posters!
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Humpback Whale Humps a Canoe
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Xenia Deli Is My Kind of Half Naked Sandwich Meat
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These Cats are Jerks….
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Humans Yelling Like Goats Yelling Like Humans
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Girl Plays With Vibrator Til She Squirts – NSFW
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Today in Russian Videos
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A Whole Bunch of Lara Croft Cosplay Girls
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You Would Have Sex with Jennifer Lawrence Miss Dior Campaign
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Drake Made it Rain in a Stripclub – Here are the Pics
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I Like Watching Amateur Girls on Webcam for Free
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Last night’s cybersex fail was when a babe asked me to watch her masturbate and I wrote back saying :

I’m in Ed….

It was meant to say – I am in bed….where I sleep with my horrible, miserable wife….and can’t watch girls masturbate…but instead it went homosexual….

The good news is…girls love gay porn…and next thing you know she’s sending me videos of her making herself squirt….watching gay porn…

Turnin’ fails into wins since the 80s…

Here are the stepLINKS….

The Best Ashley Tisdale Ass Shot You’ll See Ever
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Sucking a Thick Bitch in a Bikini on Horse’s Back in the Ocean is Not Hot to Me
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25 Women Who Have Inspired Pop Songs…
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John Stamos is Helping the Black Keys with their New Album…
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Bikini Girl Falls Off the Slide
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A Compilation of Girls Falling
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Kimberly Garner Knows How to Dress…
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This Elevator Murder Experiment is Clever Marketing….and Awesome!
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The Ultimate Wake-Up Prank Compilation
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Some Kate Winslet Back in Harper’s Bazaar
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Kirsten Dunst’s Awesome Pokies at the Airport!
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Epic Water Baloon Fight
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Terrible Karate Supercut
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Debby Ryan in Leggings with some Nerd
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20 Hottest Pics of Eva Green
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Hey Creeps – Alexis Bledel is Gonna Be Back on TV – This Time Not Under 18
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This April O’Neil is Pretty Fucking Naked and Amazing
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Mila Kunis Pulls Off an Awesome Interview With a New Time Interviewer for BBC Radio 1….because Everyone Hates Being Asked the Same Bullshit Questions About the Movie they are Promoting….
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Jesus – These Rhian Sugden Pics are Next Level…
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Beiber Gets Booed – Finally The End is Near….
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The 32 Sexiest Pics of Bryce Dallas Howard
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More Selena Gomez On Set of Her Video Hotness
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Check Out These Tits in NUTS Book of Posters
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Charlize Theron Lookin Hot Enough in Leggings
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Anna Friel Sent Porn Pics To Her Dad
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Everyday Thigns You Didn’t Know Had Names
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The 90210 Wrap Party Seems Horrible
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Girl Masturbates on her Parents’ Front Porch….Interesting…
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Bikini Season is Only 3 Months Away – Here’s 27 Pics To Remind You
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I’m Pretty Into Selena Gomez in her One Piece..Showing Off Legs…Here’s More Pics of It
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You Probably Want to Fuck this Allison Williams’ Crooked Mouth
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How Newscasters Should Handle Mass Shootings….
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Rosie Jones Topless By the Pool – VIDEO
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39 of the Hottest Eva Mendes Pics
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Miley’s Mom in Some Tight Pants…>Doin’ the Miley
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Celebrities Who Have Posted Topless in Magazines
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Miss Teen Delaware Only Made 1500 Dollars for Her Porn
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Mylie Cyrus Blue Hair MakesMe Hope She’s Losing Her Mind…and that Her Fiance Cheating On Her Puts Her off the Deep End…
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Husky Puppy’s First Howl
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Sophia Bush in Some Stockings!
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Girl Pooping While On her Period – Why Does This Video Exist?
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Fuck The Boston Bruins. Fuck ‘Em Good
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Gisele is Some Amazing Babe in a Kitchen…..
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Iron Man 3 Trailer
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Awesome Basketball Trick Shot
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This Tan Lined Naked Model is Pretty Fun
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The Most Random Celebrity Hookups Ever
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I will Always Watch a Secretary Masturbate – Even If It is Staged
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Cool 3D Pop-Out Painting…I Think It’s a Bit of a Scam….
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100 Pics of Babes on the Runway
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Terrence Howard Talking About His Love Scene With Oprah’s Big Ol’ Titties Is Weird as Fuck…
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Pitbull on the Treadmill
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Max Hardcore and the Trainwrecks of Trainwrecks…
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Comically Huge Black Cock on a Young Girl
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Some Double Fisting
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Queen of INsertion
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Pakistani Nurse Sex Tape
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Young Person Sex Party
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Mar

Kate Hudson Photoshopped for Glamour of the Day

Kate Hudson is the devil woman…at least that’s what I assume at least one of the many dudes she has had sex with is thinking (Owen Wilson who tried to kill himself because of her)…..you know a typical entitled brat from Beverly Hills with Celebrity parents who were too busy being celebrities to give her a normal upbringing, forcing her flat chested, yet round ass into interesting places….like the bed of a 50 year old singer who knocked her up….when she was 20 or some shit…leading to more men, more babies, being a bloated coked up looking whore, to this…svelte and photoshopped for Glamour….

Clearly, I’m not a fan.

To read the interview – God knows why you’d want to FOLLOW THIS LINK

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2013

05

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Ass Shot of the Day

I can see past an average at best Ashley Tisdale….and her botched nose job…asymmetric face…all around overrated looks….as long as I’m staring at her ass…I don’t know if there’s scientific logic behind this…but for some reason all her inadequacies…flaws in both personality and looks just disappear when her fit stairmaster booty is in my motherfuckin’ face…So I am into her own Springbreak media tour…one to compete with the Springbreakers media tour her girls “Selena and Hudgens” are taking part in…cuz this one involves her half naked…with her boyfriend…in tropical paradise….meaning a whole lot of fuckin has been going on…even if this is period week…cuz that’s just want vacation life does to a girl who feels inadequate when her friends are doin’ so much better shit than her…

I am into it…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE AMAZING PICS OF HER IN HER AMAZING BIKINI LOOKING AMAZING
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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2013

05

Mar

Miss Teen Delaware Only Made 1500 Bucks Doing Porn of the Day

In hilarious news….Melissa King, the Miss Teen Delaware girl who did a porno to finance her Miss Teen USA International Contest…and who is denying being in the porn…despite the porn company having her on camera reading her release for…and stating her name for the camera…a porn trick to have proof they aren’t shooting under age girls…but instead 18 year old idiots who have a dream and go the easiest route to get to that dream…even when that route takes away their dream….but opens new opportunities now that everyone knows her name….but not opportunities that involve doing porn for that original company….because they said she was a shitty fuck….maybe cuz she had a deer in headlights look of fear on her face the whole time she was getting fucked….but I’d still watch her fuck on camera again…I am supportive like that and believe the first time is always the worst…

Oh and the joke in all this…or what people think the joke is…is that she got paid 1500 dollars to do the scene…which is pretty much industry standard, even on the high end of industry standard…and everyone is writing about how shocking that is…when I thought she did it for 500 dollars…cuz that’s all I pay the girls from Craigslist to be in my porno movies…

There’s a total confusion when it comes to porn, everyday girls think girls get paid millions and the girls who do it for 1000 bucks a scene think they are famous….when all they are are girls fucking on camera like so many girls who fuck on camera…

This Melissa King just has an edge cuz she had the foresight to get involved in a pageant, to create scandal and really make her porn choices count….and I commend her for that….


I broke this story thanks to my friend/insider in Delaware…I beat all the mainstream media including the local Delaware papers to it….I got no credit for it…but it was my Lewinsky…..So if you want to see her porn scene
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Posted in:Melissa King|Miss Teen Delaware

2013

05

Mar

Micehlle Obama is Dancing to Pitbull of the Day

As far as I am concerned…this is the new Harlem Shake…it is the new Twerk….is is the latest dance craze that perverts everywhere should be masturbating to….it is the Michelle Obama getting down with some big booty Hispanic chick on TV….to endorse making fat kids move….but all I’m seeing is sex….gyrating sex…..and I am so into it….Shake-a-dat-ass First Lady….so ready for the sex tape to drop…hopefully co-starring a little Hugo Chavez (RIP MOTHERFUCKER) pre-cancer politically leader gangbang….cuz isn’t that the whole point of the First Lady??? To lure in enemy leaders?!

Posted in:Michelle Obama

2013

05

Mar

Selena Gomez Awesome on Set of the Day

Selena Gomez is shooting a music video and she’s in a leotard….

I mean she kinda looks ridiculous…with all that big hair…and what looks like a little youthful body….but for a Mexican or hispanic…or someone with the last name Gomez….she hasn’t really got all that much booty….and I love fucking booty…especially considering she’s got some belly…which I guess could be babyfat from having the hormones of a 12 year old…Thanks to Disney…doin’ the Peter Pan…cuz it is the only way to maintain Child Stars in projects they invest in….until they rebel, run off and reinvent themselves like Selena Gomez is…and I’m totally into having front row seats…..

That said, how excited are you for her new album? I’m sure the music will be life changing garbage.


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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

05

Mar

Rosie Jones and Friends Are Hot in NUTS of the Day

Here are Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and India Reynolds posing together topless in NUTS because group topless modeling is exponentially better than topless modeling solo…cuz it comes with lesbian fantasies or at least fantasies of girls getting together for sleepovers where they run around naked and compare vaginas….something I like to think happens everyday at the gym in the locker room, every night girls pre-drink before going out, all the fucking time…cuz girls who aren’t bull dykes but know the ripples of each other’s labias…are girls I want to believe exist……making them the Glamour Models of the Day….

Posted in:Holly Peers|India Reynolds|NSFW|Rosie Jones