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2013

22

Mar

Tara Reid Lives of the Day

There’s something really boring about seeing pics of Tara Reid where her shitty implant isn’t hanging out of her shirt, or her drunken medicated face isn’t melting off her head, in what looks like a “ready to die, this spring break party has gone on 15 years too long”….I mean, has she pulled it together, is she going to take a stab at acting again, is Tara Reid, who I assume is in her 40s now, ready to put down the cocaine and vodka and get conservative to make a few more million dollars to carry her into her retirement, a retirement we already assumed she has been on since she was 27….I mean so many question I don’t need answered, cuz ultimately, who gives a fuck about Tara Reid.

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2013

22

Mar

Jodie Marsh is Fun on Instagram of the Day

Glamour Model turned Bodybuilder turned Glamour Model Jodie Marsh…has a pretty fun instagram, if you’re like me and appreciate a Ronald McDonald clown lookin bitch, with clown tits, crying for attention cuz either she had no dad, or she had a dad who touched her in her naughty places, or she had a dad who was too busy to give her attention….leading to what you see here…a broken girl, with a fucking dream, I like to watch play out.

Seriously, she makes me want to join the gym.

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2013

22

Mar

Anrdressa Urach in a Green Outfit on TV of the Day

Andressa Urach is Miss Butt Brazil runner up, which means she has the second bess butt in brazil amongst slutty girls who may not be girls…but who are probably in the sex trade…and in need of some kind of stamp of approval…where they enter butt contests, fro what I can assume is a pretty shitty prize…while the more stable, secure, less slutty girls with amazing brazilian asses don’t bother entering the trash….

Well she was on some Brazilian TV, bending over, on their low budget production, as the pervert camera man got some good shots, and I figured why not post it…it’s fucking friday people…watch it.

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2013

22

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here’s another pic of stepGIRL AMS902 showing us her pole fitness moves half naked….that shit will come in handy if she develops a meth addiction has a kid out of wedlock and the deadbeat dad fucks off on them.

I went out drinking last night. Because that’s what I do every night and I generally don’t start a post saying that, because it is assumed that I am drunk most of the time, because it is the only joy and peace and goodwill towards men I find.

Well, last night I found a perfectly good piece of luggage early on in the night, that I figured was either worth money, or would come in handy when I need a prop for a dramatic break up with my wife. You know an “I’m leaving you cuz diabetes has eaten your toes and it makes me sick to look at you airing the scabs out”.

Turns out bars don’t like you walking around with luggage that smells like it was used to store body parts in a basement after a murder, cuz the place where I drink for free made me keep it outside.

That’s fucking racism. Like some back of the bus, concentration camp, for luggage shit.

I know, who cares about my luggage story, I realized that last night when I tried telling college girls about my plight and none of them gave me a hand job in the bathroom. Otherwise, this post would be about a handjob in the bathroom.

I ended up forgetting it and now I am angry. So when I went to grab a coffee I decided to have an altercation with a chick who was stressing out about being late. You know one of those “I’m so late – Grunt – I’m so late – Can’t she Hurry – Grunt”….so I played hero and said “Congratulations, I hope you get an abortion, cuz bringing him to term would be a tragedy for all of us”….

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Nina Moric Hot as Fuck in a Bikini
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Amanda Bynes has the Best Tweets
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Let’s Hope Madonna’s Secret Project is a Suicide Pact
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Penis Biting Zombie Prostitute – May Be the Hottest Story Ever
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30 Date Movies that Will Get You Laid
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Driving a Train Through a Tornado
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Ridiculous Karate Knockout
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This 7 Year Old Pro Sand Castle Builder is a Cool Campaign
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An Amazing Squash Shot from Squash TV – I know Exciting Right? The Commentator Loves It…
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This Woman on the Kiss Cam Is a Bitch..Far Too Ugly for This Attitude.Obviously staged. But Awesome.
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2013

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s stepGIRL AMS902 likes…kittens, lighthouses, tattoos, weed and stripper poles.

I am into the coked girl who is the first to jump into the hot tub naked at an orgy….I just don’t like when she represents herself like that. I like the lie. You know the secret hooker.

You know, the classy in public professional, who is dirty as fuck when it comes down to it cuz there’s something magical about a respectable, classy girl who is a hooker slut beneath the surface…give me a sex tape with a girl who doesn’t look like she’s in a sex tape…you know someone who is just a hooker slut.

THere’s more layers to her…layers I like to peel and explore with my dick.

Here are tonights stepLINKS…

Julia Pereira in a Bikini
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Pig Kim Kardashian Can’t Stop Eating – Finally Has an Excuse to Become the Obesity Girl She’s Been Fighting Off the Last Decade
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Jillian Michaels Awesome Fit Lesbian Booty
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Teaching a Puppy to Play Catch
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Rachel Roberts Has Good Pokies
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40 Ridiculous Lil Wayne Lyrics
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55 Pics of Girls Tugging on Clothing
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Bikini Booty Workout!
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Heidi Klum is a Hot Old Lady
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Jessica Pare Has Awful Teeth
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14 Pics Of Girls with Hand Bras
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Devin Justine Needs My Dick at Least That’s What I Tell Myself as I Stare at her Ass
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Amazing Slow and Steady Striptease
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Fake Fight Ends in Real Pain
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Dude Playing the Train Like a Drum Machine
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Ghetto Bitches Road Raging
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OJs Daughter is a Fucking Monster
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Greatest News Interview Ever
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Model Titties – Her Name is ANdrej Pejic and She Shows Her Nipples
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Some No Name Babe You Will want to Fuck
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Daniela Hantuchova is a Hot Tennis Player
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Awesome Cliff Jumping
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Today in Kate Moss PIcs
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Kim and Kanye are Naming Their Kid North
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Cindy Crawford as Wonder Woman – Amazing
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Lookin’ Bored
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Creepster Bunny
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Busty Chick Secretly Filmed on the Beach
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Some Big Lubed Up Tits
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Another Amazing News Interview EVER
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Nude Ski Jumping
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A World Without the Internet
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Some Weird Dance that Will Confuse you
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Suzanne Somers Throwback Tits
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Some Girl Named Pattycake and Her Lipstick Vibe
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50 Awesome Bathroom Graffitti Pics
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Selena Gomez is Cute for Reuters
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Lil Wayne Near Death Experience Done Taiwanese Animated
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Ryan Gosling Quits Action – For Now.
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I am Into Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Car Wash
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A couple of girls just licking each other’s nipples
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Naked Bride with a Shaved Pussy – I Can Deal
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The Fresh Pup of Bel Air
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Lindsay Arnold’s Got Nice Jean Shorts On
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I like Karen Mulder in a Bikini
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Here’s a Sand Castle Prodigy
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Kim Kardashian’s Belly Button Looks Like It Is Big Enough to Fuck
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Nude Celebs in Upcoming Movies
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Jason Bateman Wants to Be a Talk Show Host – Would YoU Watch It?
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Best Crosswind Airplane Landings
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Awesome Twerking at Walmart Video
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Sign Up To This Awesome Clothing Company for Awesome Deals
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Amateur Gets Fucked on Her Back
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Lesbian Ass Licking
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Cam Girl Rubs One Out
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20 Mins of the Best Teen Sex
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Fun AMateur Sex Video
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Cum Fuck Me Boat Party
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Teacher with a Thai Student
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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This Will Reverse Thinning Hair – It’s Worth Trying – Babes Will Thank You
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2013

21

Mar

Allison Brie Tones Down Her Titties for Wired of the Day

I’ve never seen Community, but I have seen HER DOING LESBIAN SHIT FOR GQ SHOT BY TERRY RICHARDSON ….obviously I don’t really know who she is or what she’s all about….but I do know that she’s hiding some titties, that may be big titties, for WIRED, a magazine that is for NERDS, even though the world is filled with nerds, thanks to Walstreet going to shit, and the millionaires and billionaires all being built off computer programming nerds…

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2013

21

Mar

Amanda Bynes Turns Me On of the Day

Amanda Bynes is amazing. Possibly the future. If she lives. The kind of child star I am into. You know rob them of their childhood, forget they exist, leave them confused and wondering what the fuck it all means, only to have mini breakdowns, cries for attention, acting all nuts, with face piercings and total identity crisis, making her a candidate for a lot of entertaining things in the near future, unless she dies. In which case, at least we’ll always have “She’s the Man” to remember her legacy.

Here’s an amazing tweet she made – I guess she’s a Drake fan…


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Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

21

Mar

Ellie Goulding in a Bikini by the Pool in Miami of the Day

I’ve posted Ellie Goulding in her bikini before, and it was uneventful last time, and just as uneventful this time.

Maybe it is cuz I am not her fan and I don’t know who she is. Maybe it is cuz I don’t find her hipster ass hanging out of her jean shorts hot, even though tI think I do, or maybe it is that some things just don’t change…

But I am posting it anyway cuz I have nothing better going on….and really it is not all that bad.


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2013

21

Mar

Sasha Cohen Does Some Bikini Gymnastics of the Day

Sasha Cohen is some Olympic figure skater who loves being in her bikini. This time she’s spiced it up with some YOGA poses in her bikini. Which is convenient, cuz I’ve been masturbating to Yoga girls on Instagram for the last month. It is my new hardcore porn, because there’s something nice about a contained body in spandex doing poses that are unnatural but amazing…especially when fantasizing about fucking them in that pose…

So like this was figure skating on a Sunday when hungover, with all the panty flashing, camel toe and athleiticism, and I’d be willing to jerk off to it…fit, tight, bendy….awesome.

Time to join the Yoga for the health benefits, but more importantly to stare at farting, tight asses.

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2013

21

Mar

Sarah Hyland Rocks a Push-Up Bra of the Day

Sarah Hyland is the 10 year old looking chick, who is actually over 18 from Modern Family and she is showing off the life lessons she has learned from Sofia Vergara, that include but aren’t limited to “TITS”.

So she’s strapped herself into a push up bra for some publicity event and her cleavage is up to her fucking neck….and I like it.

It reminds me of a Junior High dance, thanks to the Victoria’s Secret epidemic, where tweens everywhere want sheer thongs. I saw it on the news.

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