2013
29
Jan
I don’t even know who this Amber Anderson is….but I know that I like her….I’ve never heard of her before and either has the internet…I just googled her…and all I found was some black hip hop model and video star…leaving this Amber Anderson some big booty shorts to fill….so that when you google her name, she becomes the number 1…cuz all I know is right now, in this moment, she’s my number 1…..but I have ADD and will forget she exists in another minute. Who is this again?
Posted in:Amber Anderson
2013
29
Jan
Not quite a girl, not yet a woman is what’s going on here….she’s 18…almost 19…but you probably remember her as the 10 year old who acted like a 40 year old at least in interviews…who was marketed as some prodigy in acting…which I didn’t know could exist…since acting, despite what the industry tells you, is a fucking joke and requires no real talent whatsoever, but they don’t want you to know that all it takes is an ego, or insecure freak, or a kid with money hungry parents who think they shat out gold when they birthed their brat…..who doesn’t fear humiliating himself on camera or in a room full of people…while taking themselves seriously reading someone else’s lines….not that that has anything to do with this post…what this post is about is that she got hit with the Haley Joel Osment childstar curse of what was once a cute thing pedophiles cut out pics from magazines of…has turned into this low level sex appeal….maybe she needs less clothes on to make me see the light…but right now…she’s boring…for Glamour…and these are the pics.
Posted in:Dakota Fanning
2013
29
Jan
I am sure these are old pics of Kate Upton that Zoo Magazine just bootlegged for an article on the greatness that is Kate Upton…because in the UK, a land filled with gremlins you can’t feed after midnight, she is am American bombshell….that all their working class chimney sweepers get hard for while looking at their toothless wives as they eat their beans and porridge…or whatever it is they eat in the UK…..
I mean seriously…I can see her fucking belly hanging over her weird fat chick lingerie…and I know this has already been photoshopped…it’s just fucking awkward…and embarrassing.
Posted in:Kate Upton
2013
29
Jan
I am a huge fan of Amanda Seyfried…whether she’s clothed or not…and not because I find her exciting…if anything I find her boring with her unshowered, unkempt, borderline disgusting, lazy, medicated hustle….even if a girl who is willing to face the paparazzi looking like shit…you know fresh out of bed after a bender…but still fuckable…..is hotter than any Kim Kardashian type who has an on staff hair and make up person to smoke and mirror all you idiots into thinking she’s hot…
I just like the way she’s played her career…she does the Disney shit, the blockbuster shit, the indy lesbian nude scene shit….it what is a perfect balance….for her perfect little body…I’d like to K-Fed.
That said, this is her getting into a car after the SAG awards rockin’ a thong….
Posted in:Amanda Seyfried
2013
29
Jan
Edita Vilkeviciute is some Victoria’s Secret model in some non-Victoria’s Secret catalogue shoot for a company called Mango….and I’m posting it because I like to take every chance I get to promote brands who don’t pay me….as long as they use models I want to fuck…it is a hobby of mine…you know give exposure to billionaires who don’t fucking bother with me….all cuz I want to fuck the girls they brought into wear the shitty sweatshop made clothes….even if I can just use the top right search bar…or click her highlighted name under this post to see her naked….or maybe…just maybe…it’s an excuse to link TO HER ON THE BEACH FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET HALF NAKED without giving those monsters at Victoria’s Secret the satisfaction of winning again…..even though they always win.
Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute
2013
29
Jan
There’s something pretty special about all these Glamour models, who go of course, and side track their budding careers as intellectuals, PhD’s, doctors and lawyers and world leaders….to get naked in pictures for you gang of unappreciative perverts…it is like they are strippers who never were, celebrities who never will be…but famous enough for their egos regardless…all cuz they get naked in a magazine…that in the grand scheme of things really doesn’t matter…but is all about the tits…so it gets noticed…and I’m not complaining…I figure the more they make showing your tits a exclusive or prestigious thing…the more tits I’ll get to see….works for me….
Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Alexandra
2013
29
Jan
stepGIRL @DIMALAUREN brining the bath
time MARIO….
Free Hookers…..that’s my new life philosophy….my new motto…fuck throwin the 5 dollars at for a back alley good time….when so many girls equally broken and less disgusting than hookers are down to do it for free….
Free Hookers….it’s a way of life….
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Jewelz Elizabeth is a Canadian Cutie (NSFW)
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FYI: Hulk Hogan Is Still Creepy
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Jennifer Lawrence Ripped Her Dress, Made Everyone Google Her Old MTV Promo
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Alex Zerega Has What It Takes (NSFW)
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Taylor Swift Needs to Stop Dressing Like a fucking Six Year Old
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How to: Lose a Tooth Like a Boss – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
28
Jan
get a stepSHIRT
I am thinking about starting a service for tucking sad and lonely girls into bed at night…you know the college crowd who miss home or their real dads….I figure if I call myself the DrunkenStepfather….I better start being the drunkenstepfather…..plus if they end up falling asleep I’ll be in an advantageous position to steal their dirty panties…I am full of shitty business ideas…but I am not full of shitty links…all of these are PERFECT….
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Taylor Swift Showing off Some Legs
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Bikini and Milk Anyone? – VIDEO
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Katy Perry and Her Wax Figure that has Less Acne
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
28
Jan
Teresa Palmer is some 26 year old babe from Australia who has been making the move over to Hollywood since 2007…and has starred in some pretty insignificant movies…but now she’s finally broke through and will be tstarring in the Zombie version of Twilight called “warm bodies’….and now she’s doing the proper press route needed for her name to hit the public in the face while her movie’s marketing is getting so much play….cuz that’s just how publicist work…and unlike the socialites before her….she’s taking a new spin on an old trick….that involves showing a little panty…cuz panty is harmless and honorable cry for attention…but this innovator’s throwing in some tampon string…cuz not being pregnant is also honorable….
I liked it so much – I made a gif.
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Posted in:Teresa Palmer
2013
28
Jan
When I hear there’s a wardrobe malfunction…my first response is anger caused by the amount of hate I have for that expression and whoever came up with it at the Janet Jackson Superbowl titty flash….my second response is to hate anyone who is keeping it alive by using it in their articles and posts about these kinds of things….and the third is “where are the fucking pics, can I see ass hole or pussy lip…”….
Today’s Jennifer Lawrence ripped dress that was called a Wardrobe Malfunction by everyone I hate….had the potential of being fucking exciting….because ever she’s admitted she has a fat dumpy ass capable of causing damage…but instead the top and bottom split reveling nothing but a little thigh and/or knee…..in what the dress was supposed to do….what a waste.
Spoiler alert – Jennifer Lawrence wins.
Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence
