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2013

29

Jan

Megan Fox Horrible Ad for Brahma Beer of the Day

You know your career has gone to a good place when you’re hired to be in a beer commercial for a Brazilian beer company..

I guess she could rationalize it as being part of their Carnivale campaign which is the biggest of the year…..it’s their Super Bowl….and she could rationalize that Brazil isn’t some third world country…it’s a massive…major…internation power…

But we know the truth…and that is that she needs money….and if this was pre-baby….at her peak….she’d never jump onto a job like this…even if they offered her 10s of millions….because everything changes…when you get desperate…

That said…there’s a real lack of nudity in this…I thought Brazil’s Carnivale was full of half nakedness….what a let down.

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2013

29

Jan

Kate Upton Does a Campaign of the Day

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I don’t know why high or even mid range fashion has taken a liking to Kate Upton…I figure she’s more appropriate for WalMart or any discount bargain basement company….you know with her beer belly and all….She’d be perfect for Nascar, or beer companies or really anyone who isn’t trying to promote a middle of the road, hot chick from highschool turned old and married, lifestyle.

I assume they just like the attention she gets for having big tits…you know cuz tits get hits…but as far as I’m concerned she’s a pig…and a great looking pig who I am not against being in photoshoots…but a pig…who should know her place in the world when it comes to photoshoots….I can’t blame her for taking jobs, I can only blame her for not saying no to the cake…every fucking day….

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2013

29

Jan

Sasha Grey for February’s GQ Spain of the Day

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I think Sasha Grey is funny….she’s an overrated pornstar who turned her back on porn cuz she got one acting job where she played a pornstar or hooker….in what is just a product of her thinking she is a bigger deal than she is and that there is more to her than choking on dick on camera….when really there isn’t….she always tried to intellectualize her porn career, say it was performance art, and do anything she could do justify that she was just a bottom feeder taking a bottom feeder route to get known…when ultimately the objective was always mainstream….so seeing her get any exposure whether in obscure editions of GQ or not…just makes laugh…cuz I know as she sits there ass in the air….fully clothed….her only fan base…is her porn fan base….and they are being totally let down by her…..she fucked on camera, that’s who she is….so this mainstream exposure is totally undeserved….keep the gutter slut with no self respect in the gutter is what I say…not to mention her face is handicapped lookin….but you wouldn’t know that cuz you’ve only seen in covered in cum…the way it was meant to be seen.

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2013

29

Jan

Olivia Wilde in the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue of the Day

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Olivia Wilde is awesome…but only because her actual last name is Cockburn.

Here she is in some Vanity Fair photoshoot for the Hollywood edition, because despite being from England, this name changer for obvious reasons….Cockburn… is all Hollywood now….

She’s doing this throwback, burlesque, old Glamour shoot…and here’s the animated GIF…that is worth lookin’ at…even if the whole pile of shit…since hollywood isn’t glamour, it’s ghetto trash, that’s just masked with lots of corporate sponsorship money….it’s all a fucking facade motherfuckers…it’s all Disney Land….but behind the scenes and under the makeup is just broken souls, drug abuse, and garbage….

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2013

29

Jan

Rihanna’s Top Secret Ad Campaign of the Day

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I am going to assume this is a shot from a Superbowl Ad that Rihanna is a part of…because she instagramed the pic, and wrote “Top Secret Ad Campaign”….and I guess that means it could be for anything…except maybe for battered wife associations that encourage women to leave their abusers…since Rihanna’s not really a good spokesperson for that….or really anything Christian, anti-drug, or anti-sex….which makes her perfectly well rounded for me!

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2013

29

Jan

Nicole Neal Ass for Twitter of the Day

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This just in….Glamour Models no one really know or care about…are just as slutty on social media as they are in their jobs…because that’s just the kind of girls they are…..and that’s pretty amazing…cuz that’s the only kind of girls the world needs.

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2013

29

Jan

Hulk Hogan Loves His Daughter Too Much and It is Amazing of the Day

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Hulk Hogan, who is rumored to fuck his daughter…or at least jerk off to her, while he’s not fucking girls who look a lot like her…you know in a genetic attraction situation that happens all the time….a dad loves his daughter cuz he made like some scientist in the basement…and now society tells him he can’t fuck her…but they can’t break that love apart…not as he doesn’t touch her and just jerks off to the camera’s he’s got set up in her bathroom and bedroom….

When not filming sex tapes, he’s been photographed rubbing her erotically…and you’d think he’d pull back a bit when posting a pic celebrating her legs…..on twitter…that obviously people ripped him a new asshole for…cuz let’s face it…he’s known or at least the ongoing joke is that he lusts after his baby girl….

This was his reaction…to the uprising….

I think it’s safe to say the more positive things he has to do….is he was talking about was trying to get Brooke Pregnant…in his mind….while taking a bath…

Come on people, can’t a guy like his daughter….a little too much….

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2013

29

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski at Her Carl Jr’s Fitting of the DAy

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Emily Ratajkowski is perfect. I have already written her ten Valentines Day cards…but I have no where to send them….so I just keep them in a box…in the hopes that one day we meet…so that I can give her the jar of semen she’s made me produce….along with all the love letters of written her….it’s bound to impress her and make her fall in love with me…so that we can live a Disney Fairytale love story…with a double wedding…so that I can stare at her body all day….

This strategy is not designed to creep her out…it’s not even designed…it is just what my soul is telling me to do to show her the passion I have for her…you know how much I care…..for her amazing body….a body so good….practically perfect… that I don’t understand why it isn’t top of the charts famous….when so much gutter shit like Kate Upton’s gunt is…

Emily Ratajkowski….I choo choo choose you…..be mine.

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2013

29

Jan

Rosie Jones and Friends in Nuts Super Boob Issue of the Day

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Hilarious…I just like the fact that NUTS puts out an issue called the Super Boob Issue….it’s journalism at its best…it’s like a huge fuck you to any journalism school they were probably kicked out of….by saying all it takes is tits to run a successful publication in this day and age…cuz tits get hits and people will always care about tits…all we have to do is celebrate tits all the fucking time with the same girls with great tits…and we will make millions with advertisers who don’t fear tits…and they do….

It’s like they got it all figured out…and the forumla is so fucking simple….makes me feel like a bit of an idiot….

Here are some highlights from their Super Boobs issue…yes…it is called their Super Boobs issue….Ridiculous…but hey…look at those tits…

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2013

29

Jan

McKayla Maroney is Headed in the Right Direction of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Gold medal winning meme…who is not 18, but I figure if she’s old enough to represent your country and win for your country and make millions in sponsorship from your country….

She’s old enough for you to look at sexually…not to mention I’m in Canaada where 14-16 is legal, but I don’t recommend it…cuz dirty, unprotected sex loving 20 somethings who have learned the ropes, been beat down a few times, open minded to anal and other things the youth fear, despite it being the best form of Birth Control…and god doesn’t take away your V-Card if you do it….

You see, I don’t like the under 18s at all…except maybe when they are walking around in the summer in booty shorts and I can’t tell they are under 18 until their dads give me dirty looks knowing they do the same to their friend’s daughters….

But I do like an athlete turned actor, faced with so much attention, starting to hit social media with videos dressed like a tart….cuz I know what’s gonna come when the general interest in her disappears…and so do you…cuz it always fucking does

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