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2013

28

Jan

Erin Heatherton Not Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Every once in a while someone talented in one business decides to cross over into another…and ruin whatever credibility she built up in one….by failing at the other…instead of sticking with what she’s good at….this is like Lohan the actor releasing music….Jordan the basketball player taking up baseball…only the bikini model…turned non-bikini model version….and it’s safe to say “send this body back to where she came from”….not that trashy low level photoshoots with fake autographs on them aren’t a step up from getting paid millions to barely cover her vagina…oh right…yeah they totally aren’t a step up from what we are used to….bummer.

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2013

28

Jan

Camille Rowe for 3 Suisses Swimwear of the Day

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Camille Rowe is a model who normally poses topless…but I figure if you can’t get her topless you might as well get her in a bikini…even if that bikini is barely erotic…except maybe for the one hard nipple pic – that escaped being edited out by not being a Victoria’s Secret tame as hell shoot…but instead being some sporty bootleg ROXY/Billabong looking shit that is hardly the kind of bikini shoot I could really jerk off to….

I mean I get that these models need to go corporate to pay for their lavish lifestyles when men and the client isn’t paying…but as a corporation hiring her, they should have a responsibility to be true to her as an artist….and artist who normally gets topless.

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2013

28

Jan

Emma Greenwall and Stephanie Fantauzzi Naked in Shameless of the Day

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I don’t watch Shameless….because I am too busy doing more important things like staring at my wife while she sleeps contemplating whether tonight will finally be the night it all ends for her….it’s far more exciting….and aspirational thinking and better for the soul than seeing some drunk deadbeat dad and his slut kids doing white trash things….cuz I live that shit and prefer to not spend my spare time on it….not to mention I don’t have a TV, but I do have the internet and thus access to the good parts….like Emma Greenwall and Stephanie Fantauzzi nude….

Here’s that Emma chick….

Here’s that Stephanie Chick

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2013

28

Jan

Severina Vuckovic Bikini Photoshoot for Old Times of the Day

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These pics are from August…but when it comes to Croatian superstar bikini pics…they usually take a good 6 months to matter….and even after those 6 months…they don’t really matter…they are just a good reminder or excuse to post the
SEX TAPE SHE ONCE STARRED IN …..that didn’t make her Kardashian famous…cuz Croatian singers don’t matter….but that should have led to a porn career cuz she’s pretty good at sex tapes…..

TO SEE HER SEX TAPE
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2013

28

Jan

Sophie Turner in a Bikini of the Day

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Sophie Turner is an interesting case of low level model with a dream….a dream that didn’t include her Law Degree she was in school for….a law degree most low level models wish they were capable of getting….but were just too retarded to pull off…..

So as instead of working that gig….she decided to focus on getting half naked and showing off her fake tits and fat ass….unsure of where that could take her into her 30s….she decided to risk it….cuz sometimes the logical 1,000,000 dollars a year you’re already lined up to make as a lawyer….for the rest of your working life….is not as appealing as the 1,000,000 dollars you’ll make in your entire modeling career…if some hip hop act pick you up and get you pregnant…

She’s gone back to law because I guess, like us, she’s figured out that she’s never had a paying modeling job and it was a dumb strategy….but she still has the urge…the craving…the desire to be wanted…so she produces pics of herself in a bikini and that’s ok with me….cuz she’s got a body.

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2013

28

Jan

Ellen Hollman Naked for Spartacus of the Day

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You may remember Ellen Hollman as Maayke in Malcolm in the Middle….and Melinda Murray in Victorious….and Kate in True Love….and who the fuck cares she’s naked in Spartacus….which is a nice transition from G rated teen shit to R rated TV shit that’s essentially just soft core porn…it’s a litmus test of just how serious and willing a girl is to really make it….

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2013

28

Jan

Miley Gets Hot for Cosmo of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is in the latest Cosmo and she looks fucking awesome…but I may just be saying that because I think I love her…at least in pictures cuz unlike all you haters calling her a dyke with her dyke hair…I am a contemporary thinker who is down with the youth, their styles and the time in some finger on the pulse shit…and I also know first hand…thanks to alopecia and one of my first girlfriends that no one but me wanted thanks to alopecia…. that cumming on a girl with a bald head’s bald head is a glorious fucking experience,…even if in Miley’s case it’s just half of her head…

The reality is that even if she was dyking out or holding hands with another girl at the farmer’s market buying organ vegan food….wearing a prosthetic cock like she was Chaz Bono….I’d still be into this cuz she’s built exactly how I like em built….and when in picture we don’t have to deal with all her miserable and horrible flaws….miserable and horrible flaws I’d be more than happy to K-Fed.

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2013

28

Jan

Kate Moss Bush for LOVE Magazine of the Day

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I love Kate Moss….so I am so happy to see that unlike most 40 year old models…she’s still bringing it….and by it I mean her bush..to magazines….and I fucking love bush…under any and all circumstances…it is an essential accessory to the vagina….that girls have lost sight of….it is like a top hat…that makes the vagina a far classier experience…especially in Kate Moss’ case…she needs all the class she can get….even if I see her as an angel sent from heaven…that bush, despite being trimmed and shaved over the last 20 years….has seen some serious shit….those hair follicles are so well traveled and experienced…with some real questionable people….that I just want to know what they smell and taste like….partially for sexual reasons…but mainly for science…

All this to say….welcome back Kate Moss…even though as far as I’m concerned you never went away…

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2013

28

Jan

Cara Delevingne Titties for LOVE Magazine of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is a hot new model who I assume has been around for a while…but who is really making moves now….unless you consider being in Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, being the face of Burberry, H&M and walking fashion shows for major design houses making moves….which I don’t cuz making moves to me means showing her tits for magazines…I don’t care what ads this 20 year old has been in prior to today….I just care about seeing her tits today…even if tits aren’t that taboo or naughty or even worth freaking out over….I still am old school about this shit and love staring at em….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2013

28

Jan

Miranda Kerr Instagram’s a Bikini Pic of the Day

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I didn’t feel that one post on Miranda Kerr was enough today…so here she is in some bikini pics she posted to social media…cuz she’s a bikini model…and she does bikini far better than non bikini models…even when she’s doing it for free…or in what I like to call charity….like seeing a rockband perform at some dive bar…just in efforts to keep it real…in a “we don’t just do it for the money” kind of hustle…

I like to think that whenever I see a babe in a bikini who doesn’t have a modeling contract…when all drunk and bending over….totally giving me boners…I just can’t fully get into it cuz she’s not a professional…it’s like fucking a girl who isn’t a hooker….and expecting the same kind of performance….

Sure…some of the worst sex of my life have been with hookers…and some of the worst pics of babes in bikini has been brought to me by a corporation…but that exchange of money…makes it a more legit experience…

All this to say, I love Miranda Kerr in a bikini…but I love all girls in bikinis…you don’t need to get paid millions to make me jerk off to you….

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