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2013

22

Jan

Barbara Palvin’s Fun Valentine’s Day Instagram Pic of the Day

Barbara Palvin posted these Victoria’s Secret Valentine’s Day pics to instagram earlier this morning…and I woke up to them…and though…as much as I hate Victoria’s Secret for not giving me money to promote their women…cuz pics of half naked girls is not my kind of currency…although it is a decent hobby….and as much as I hate standardized catalog pics even when they are of girls in lingerie….and as much as Barbara Palvin is a lot of Hungarian hype….thanks to Bieber….and PR Teams….cuz we all know the only Hungarian he likes is Salami Usher violates him with as payment for giving him all his dreams…….she looks pretty fucking good half naked….

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2013

22

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My favorite thing about food poisoning…you know from eating my great diet in only the finest of establishments…is getting away with shitting on my wife while she’s sleeping…instead of her getting all mad at me…..not cuz I am into scat…just because I’m passive aggressive…

Here are my shit filled morning links…

Oh You Know, Just a Parrot Singing Songs in the Shower – VIDEO
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Tattoo Fail of the Day
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Here’s James Franco’s Shitty Ass Poem About Obama
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And Today in Crazy Dare Devil Shit – VIDEO
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Best Dressed Celeb Babes of the Last Week
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India Reynolds Couldn’t Be Any Cuter (NSFW)
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25 Infomercial Products That Don’t Suck
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Free Cam Shows, Cause the Best Things in Life Are Free (NSFW)
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Perfect 19 Year Old Web Cam Slut, Who Can Ask For Anything More
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Here’s a First Look: ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’
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I Wanna Be All Over Penny (NSFW)
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Just a Man Wrestling a Shark, No Biggie – VIDEO
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2013

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about presidents is BLACK BUSH and that it is a great accessory for your vagina like a pant suit…so I can call your pussy Hilary Clinton….

Happy Inaugeration…..I watched Zeigeist…I trust no one.

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Bill Clinton’s Sex Predator Photobomb at the Inauguration is Pretty Impressive
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Ashley Simpson’s New Song and Video Are Predictably Awful – VIDEO
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Scarlett Johansson Bores Me in Vogue
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Parrot Sings Russian Songs
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Taylor Swift Looks Like Tons of Fun
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Lupe Fiasco Gets Kicked Off Stage
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Playing Soccer on a Floating Village, No Biggie – VIDEO
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An LA Clippers Player Has Been Being Naughty on Twitter and Here’s the Story
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Everyone Won’t Stop Talking About Katherine Webb
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These Handbras Will Make Your Day Better (NSFW)
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Penny Mathis is Easy on the Eyes (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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Emma Stone Bores Me In We
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Awesome Birtney Braless
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J.Lo in a Bikini on a Yacht
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Bull Dog Sleep Barking
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This Diagram Pretty Much Explains the Sandy Hook Shooting Conspiracy
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Brittany Spears: No Ring, No Bra, No Problems!
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And Now: The World’s Largest Ass
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Now That is One Giant Dildo (NSFW)
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Some Selena Gomez Photos You May Have Missed
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Katie Price is on a Topless Honeymoon (NSFW)
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LOL Dogs Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Katrina Bowden with her Maxim Cover
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Lion Love
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Camel Wrestling
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Some Crazy Skiing
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Jourdan Dunn Topless in Vogue Spain (NSFW)
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First Time Squirt Makes This Girl Cry (NSFW)
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Michelle Keegan Shows Us a Peek at her Peach Panties (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Have Some Drew Barrymore (SCROLL DOWN)
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Kim Kardashian is Doing Some Shit or Another
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The Hottest Female Tennis Players Ever
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PINK for Shape USA
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Melting the Chocolate Bunny
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Kylie is Gonna Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Brighten Your Day With This Piece of Winter Ass (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Traffic Bikini Girl Dance Video – VIDEO
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How About Some Olivia Munn
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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MIKAYLA MENDEZ BRINGS THE WOW (NSFW)
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Lookin Down Brooke Burke’s Shirt of the Day
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Mourning Dead Trees!
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Light Falls on Wrestler
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Valerie Mason Will Get Us Through Monday
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15-Year-Old Boy Arrested For Killing His ENTIRE Family (Mom, Dad, And Three Siblings) With AR-15 Style Semiautomatic Rifle And Assault Weapons
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Melanie is Having Some Self Fisting Fun (NSFW)
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Jesus Digs Pornstars, Who Knew? (NSFW)
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Brooke Burke Hot Workout Body
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Emmy Rossum Helps Us Finish Things Off
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Mylene Klass Pussy in a Bikini
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Traffic Bikini Girl Dance
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Man Wrestles Shark
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Katie Holmes Does Advertising
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Fighter Jets Flying Low
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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MILF Gives Fun Blowjob
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Worst White Girl Twerking Ever
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Two Sisters Play With Each Other
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Horrible Busty Shower Tease – That I Like….
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Girl Gets Fucked at a Party
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German Footjob
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CELEBRITY SEX!
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AMATEUR SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2013

21

Jan

Katie Price Topless on the Beach of the DAy

So apparently OG Glamour model Jordan…who really wasn’t OG at all…Since these trashy topless models have been around forever and aren’t really going anywhere…she was just part of one of the most recent revivals of the “art” of getting stupid implants and letting people take pics of them….because they are so freakish and fun….go remarried….and she honeymooned the only way she should….showing off her stupid as fuck implants that have made her a multi millionaire numerous times over….tanning topless….even if having tits this fake…even when topless….is like wearing a shirt…or at least a novelty set of tits from the costume store….but I’ll still mark it NSFW…cuz they are weird and shouldnt be stared at directly…

All this to say…I miss Peter Andre or whatever the last ex husband was…that gay was hilarious….

Remember people, topless or not, Jordan doesn’t matter.


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2013

21

Jan

If Jenna Jameson has a Nip Slip Does it Matter? of the Day

Jenna Jameson was my homie on twitter for a little while…I’d tease her dead mother…she’d go along with it….I’d offer her mouth sex…she’d go along with it….then one day I called her babies porn babies….the sperm who broke through the battered uterus….and she decided to hate me….people with kids are so sensitive about their kids….

Friend or foe, she was in Vegas having a nipple slip that I don’t think counts as a nipple slip since google leads me to countless videos of her taking dick.

But I’ll post it anyway…..


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Posted in:Jenna Jameson|NSFW

2013

21

Jan

W Magazine’s Best Performances Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t read W Magazine, but apparently they have some Oscar issue where they take semi-erotic pics of the Oscar Nominees, which makes sense since we all like erotic, and the Oscars are in february….it just makes totaly logical sense…so much sense that I wonder why every magazine isn’t doing an Oscar issue…because Hollywood is the most important thing in America….idiots.

…Emma Stone….is on the cover….in her bra…if you care…and you do….

Here’s the list of girls.

MARION COTILLARD IN RUST AND BONE
CARMEN EJOGO IN SPARKLE
DREE HEMINGWAY IN STARLET
ELLE FANNING IN GINGER & ROSA
KERRY WASHINGTON IN DJANGO UNCHAINED
AMY ADAMS IN THE MASTER
FREIDA PINTO IN TRISHNA
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IN ANNA KARENINA
JESSICA CHASTAIN IN ZERO DARK THIRTY
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD IN SMASHED
DREAMA WALKER IN COMPLIANCE
NICOLE KIDMAN IN THE PAPERBOY

Here are the pics….

Posted in:Oscars

2013

21

Jan

Erin Heatherton’s Bikini Spy Pics of the Day

Erin Heatherton is some low level ex girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio, Victoria’s Secret model they are pushing hard, who is now being spied on my the paparazzi, like it isn’t totally staged by Victoria’s Secret to increase her stock, but what they should be doing is releasing their sex tape, cuz all I care about is seeing girls get penetrated…..but I don’t mind being reminded of my amazing peeping tom that isn’t official peeping tom cuz I was never arrested for it…even if I broke my leg because of it….past….cuz a topless chick or a changing chick is sometimes better from a tree branch….unfortunately this birds got her top on….


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2013

21

Jan

Barbara Palvin for Cosmo Hungary of the Day

Barbara Palvin is the heavily marketed 19 year old Victoria’s Secret model they kidnapped from Hungary with a promise of the American dream, a green card, and that they won’t kill off her family provided she delivers the half nakedness on camera….at least that’s how I like to think their world works…and evil underbelly of trading tits…

She’s posing for her local Cosmo…looking all tall and elegant and lovely….like someone who’s really made it and who we’ve been watching make it from the start….and I’m not just saying that cuz Bieber had sex with her….cuz I don’t believe Beiber has sex with girl….or cuz she’s lead Selena Gomez to badly sing what she probably considers an oldie “Cry me a River – By Justin Timberlake”….in what I like to think of as a continuation of them toying with the youth of America…pretending that their was actually something more than a marketing plan behind their teen love…

Whether it is real or not…this Palvin Character is a solid upgrade….and I am glad she’s part of it….cuz it means we get to look at more of her….

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2013

21

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ass in Leggings of the Day

OMG Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is in leggings….the most fun piece of clothing to make a comeback since the leotard….and it is as amazing as you would expect it to be….her entire ass just out there like she’s naked….only not naked….making it socially acceptable…even though her naked….is what society should be based on….you know the foundation of humanity or some shit….yes she’s just that good.


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2013

21

Jan

Ana Ivanovic Tennis Nipples of the Day

Ana Ivanovic is a tennis player….a female tennis player unlike that Williams sister who like the movie Ladybug (RIP BRANDIS)…..is clearly a genetically modified player who barely passes the hormonal level of a woman….but who daddy had the insight to make a woman with a blade in the garage when she was a kid….in order to live out his tennis dreams….

Ana Ivanovic is a tennis player….like many female tennis player…all fit…and elegant…and lovely…making you wish you were a country club WASP…..who grunts like she’s getting fucking blasted hard….and flashes her panty ass all day….when not showing off a sweaty cameltoe vagina….or rocking hard nipples like in this pic from the Australian open….

All this to say…women’s tennis is my favorite….a highly erotic experience….


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