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2013

18

Jan

Tiffani Thiessen Does Me in My Place of the Day

Tiffani Amber Thissen did a little shoot with the people at Me In My Place because I guess she wasn’t too busy eating pints of ice cream remembering what was….and I mean that in the nicest way…I haven’t heard this name in years…it’s like a blast from the past and after seeing her pose in her underwear…I am happy she even has a place and is not homeless as you’d expect….maybe Hollywood money is awesome…or maybe…just maybe she married rich…but I can’t be too sure…I would have to google her and that requires work…when instead I can just stare at her big old boobs…literally…

That’s not to say she’s not hot, doesn’t still have it going on, isn’t a lovely lady…it’s just to say her tits were celebrated in the late 90s, and here they are 15 years later….a natural phenomenon I generally don’t like seeing happen to women I once masturbated to….

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2013

18

Jan

Rachel Korine Topless in Spring Breakers of the Day

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Rachel Korine is Harmony Korine’s 26 year old wife….who has been in pretty much nothing….but is now the set of shitty tits in Spring Breakers, despite being too old to be a Spring Breaker, but not to old to lure a creepy filmmaker into marriage….you know being the young pussy that allowed him to re-connect with the youth in some pop tart version of his original movies of the 90s….and I’m not a Harmony Korine hater…I think his shit is semi interesting…even if sensationalized and obvious twisted….not from the mind of a real creep or freak…but of someone who wants to be one…cuz real creeps and freaks don’t get movie companies to feed him millions of dollars to make the latest Selena Gomez titles…but fake freaks is good enough for Hollywood…where everything is fake…especially the tits…except Rachel Korine’s tits…that would be better if they were….

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2013

18

Jan

Lady Gaga Signs a Fan’s Tit of the Day

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Lady Gaga signed a fan’s tit…in what was probably a staged situation to show the world just how wild and crazy she is….that’s her play….because exposed tits are crazy in America…and Lady Gaga embodies all things wild and crazy…cuz she’s an artist who I assume has a ridiculous team of people planning this…brainwashing insecure youth and making everyone money….

That said, I once made a professional figure skate sign my tits…in what I thought was a funny drunken joke at a bar….and that he thought was funny to…and that backfired when he tried sucking them….

Who cares..I’m only posting this cuz of the tits…tits that probably look better without Gaga in the pic….

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2013

18

Jan

Manti Te’o Movie Trailer of the Day

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I don’t even understand the Manti Te’o story….I’ve read the articles…but don’t really know how to read and I don’t watch the news…so it’s just some big weird dead girlfriend shit being compared to the movie Catfish….I even watched the Taiwanese Animation of it and I still don’t get it…so my friend sent me this video he made…and it still makes no sense…but the edit is funny…and that’s all that matters to me…

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2013

18

Jan

Scarlett Johansson in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Isn’t Sexy of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson is now a stage performer…and not the kid rocking a pole…like the stage performers we like best…and I guess it’s just some midlife crisis situation where she’s trying to prove she’s an actual actor and that acting is an actual art cuz memorizing lines for an entire play is a challenge…when normally she just remembers lines for one scene…or even one shot…in what is almost a joke of a career…that no actor will ever admit…cuz they are paid too much to say it’s a joke….but not as big of a joke as Scarlett Johansson’s tits…what’s going on here….she’s lost all she had going for her in the process of this career move….and it makes no sense to me…maybe we gotta ask Big Daddy….he’s got all the answers….cuz big stepDADDY….just doesn’t get what’s going on here…

I guess Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is officially a murder mystery….killing her tits – then hiding them – in the South.

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2013

18

Jan

Agyness Deyn for Interview Magazine of the Day

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I didn’t know that Interview Magazine was a 70s erotica magazine….where they pose their girls like they were in Playboy….I thought shit was about the interviews…not about masturbation material….but I guess they are just people who mastered the whole “fashion nipples” aren’t “porn nipples”….so that mainstream advertisers buy into their shit cuz it is cool – while I get labeled a porn site for posting their advertising funded nipples….when trying to get Mercedes to advertise here….

Either way, I appreciate nipples…whether they are fashion nipples or porn nipples or even everyday girl nipples…

So here are the pics…

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2013

18

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence Bad Ass Flash on Set of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is running around talking about her bikini ass….saying that the ass in the paparazzi pic wasn’t hers and it was photoshopped…saying it was a 90 year olds ass on her body….because she knows her ass is shit and she’s insecure about it and if you can’t beat them join them in the mocking….cuz she’s making millions and winning awards…so in her mind…shit ass or not….it’s better than your ass…..

She’s young, rich and has big enough tits….in a world filled with tit lovers….but as we’ve all learned over the years…big tits…doesn’t mean tight ass…no matter how young a girl is….especially when that girl isn’t a model…and as Kate Upton proves…even when that girl is a model…

So good ass or not…you’ll probably still jerk off to her.

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2013

18

Jan

Jourdan Dunn Hot Ass for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Jourdan Dunn is a black british model who I guess is the new Naomi Campbell ….a comparison I am sure she’s never had before…one she’s probably not annoyed of…one that is probably so played out that she’d prefer to be compared to a one of the slaves George Washington knocked up….or Oprah had she not been molested and turend to emotional eating….cuz at least it isn’t being called the next Naomi Campbell…you racists…they don’t all look the same.

None of that is the point of this post…the point of this post is that she’s showing off her awesome ass and titties for fashion…cuz fashion is actually code of softcore porn…

She makes me wish black girls liked me…but I guess I fail whenever I bring up Oprah, Slavery, tap dancing, watermelon….or all other ignorant shit….when in reality she’s probably more white than me…

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2013

18

Jan

India Reynolds, Lauren Goodger & Lacey Banghard for NUTS of the Day

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OMG This Glamour Model Shoot is so fucking different than all other Glamour Model shoots I’ve seen over the last decade….it’s like they are so creative with what they do with these photos….always so different….and pretty much throw me off every time…never the same…always different….cuz there is so much you can do with big old tits….I usually like to start with sucking them….

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2013

18

Jan

Rita Ora Big Titty Erotica of the Day

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Rita Ora is some busty fame whore popstar being marketed as the new Rihanna….I think by the same team as Rihanna….she’s from the UK and constantly showing off her big old tis…whether in bikini….or nip slip or whatever way possible…which is why I kinda like her….

She is also known as the girl who dated Rob Kardashian like she was Kanye and he was Kim….you know for mass exposure cuz they have a ridiculous following….

And I guess he’s revisiting one Kardashian family dinner when Khloe gave her a piggy back ride….in this music video….by riding an elephant with Snoop…

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