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2013

22

Jan

Daisy Fuentes Rockin’ Swimsuit on the Beach

Daisy Fuentes is an icon to the Miami Cuban community….she is one of the few who has made it in American hosting such important things like America’s Funniest People….which as far as the Cubans are concerned is the equivalent of winning a fucking oscar…because they are a simple people…and just happy to not be in cuba…that when they see one of their own on that magical TV…it’s blows them the fuck away….almost as much as Coca Cola….or real Ketchup….and all the other things they’ve been deprived of being Cuban…

She’s the Sofia Vergara of America….only less successful, because as you know Cuba is no Colombia….She’s 46, she’s been at this for a long time, she’s posing in a bathing suit like it was the 90s, and she looks good doing it…as much as I hate encouraging old lady to produce bathing suit erotica….

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2013

22

Jan

Miranda Kerr is Fun of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is so cute and fun and posing with balloons like she’s on set at a tampon commercial…but is probably actually just spoiling her brat kid Orlando Bloom made inside her when not on set at Pirates of the Caribbean….because kids of actors and models are always totally wrecked, given everything and raised in excess with other brats raised in excess that lead to awesome drug addictions and scandals and good times I’d say I was looking forward to….but in reality…I probably won’t be alive then…and the public probably won’t care about where either Miranda Kerr or Orlando Bloom or their kid is….and really all I look forward to when it comes to Miranda Kerr is some nude fashion shoots….so I can study her vagina lips….whether wrecked by childbirth or not…I’m willing to look close…you know really dig in there and get my hands dirty….

Here she is at the airport:

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2013

22

Jan

Lady Gaga Ass Grabbing on Stage Cuz She’s So Scandalous of the Day

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Lady Gaga is so scandalous….grabbing one of her back up dancer’s asses like it has cooties for effect…you know look how much she represents the gay, lesbian and transgendered market she’s exploited….by faking herself into being an “Artist Visionary” on some other level…that other fake losers with no concept of what’s up bought into…and now this…all racy and awkward….ass taps that are more intense on the football field between plays….

She’s the worst…but here she is wearing pasties…looking like Barbara Streisand…or some kind of dinosaur…just to solidfy my hate…

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2013

22

Jan

Bregje Heinen Modeling Swimwear of the Day

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With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..

But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…she’s actually quite lovely…at least when shot professionally…and photoshopped professionally….while wearing bathing suits…which luckily for her…is the only Bregje I know…cuz before today…I doubt I’ve heard of her….but can’t be too sure cuz I remember nothing…

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2013

22

Jan

Juno Temple Naked in Afternoon Delight of the Day

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Juno Temple has been naked in a bunch of movies….so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works….

I don’t really know who Juno Temple is…or where she’s from or any of that….but I do know I’ve seen her naked in movies before and that makes me like her by default……..unfortunately….the same logic doesn’t work with my wife…cuz I’ve seen her naked…and I fucking hate her…nut Juno…despite an idiotic name….is young, busty, and fit…but more importantly working it…unlike my wife who is eating, not showering, slowly dying….

The movie is called Afternoon Delight and the FBI is probably happy I’m posting this clip from it….even if I think of it as marketing…

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2013

22

Jan

This Week’s Shameless Nudity of the Day

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I love the storyline of Shameless…I don’t watch the show…it bores me…but the idea of a dead beat drunk dad with annoying kids who fuck and get naked….speaks to me….in fact I should be writing this show…..

I also think William H Macy is less annoying than most actors….but I hate this Emmy Rossum clown….who was a nobody until her agent got her this gig…and now she’s all snobby and thinks she an actual celebrity or a premiere actor…to justify getting naked on some cable show….you know because no one, not even porn chicks like to admit they are talentless hacks who just get airtime cuz they fuck on camera…

That said…here are two of the nude scenes from this weeks show…in a feature I call HBOobs….the boobs on the boobtube that has become boobs LCD screen…..thanks to modern technology cable, piracy and streaming…..

Emmy Rossum….with her riveting performance…..such a rich storyline….

Emma Greenwell…who I have never heard of but don’t mind watching bend over….

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2013

22

Jan

Kelly Brook Modeling Lingerie of the Day

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No idea what these Kelly Brooke lingerie modeling is from but it is kinda what she does on a regular basis so it doesn’t really matter….big girls don’t cry…but they do show off their big tits for money if they are smart….like Kelly Brook busty and willing to show off that busty cuz it makes her money and gets her rich men to knock her up that she later aborts and pretends to miscarry cuz saying she rid her uterus of a pollution that would kill all she built for her career isn’t very good for her image….

That’s not the point…the point is she’s using her tits to peddle some shit…and that shit doesn’t matter as much as the fact that she’s using her tits to peddle it….I’m not really a Kelly Brook fan…but I am a man…sure barely a man….but a man nonetheless and thus down with staring at whatever half naked thing is thrown at me….for whatever reason…whether to make money…sell product…or feed me….I am into it….

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2013

22

Jan

Hilary Rhoda Hot For Vogue Spain of the Day

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Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…but she’s not obese like Kate Upton…..and 98 percent of your population…she’s one of the good ones…the last standing skinny ones….who at 25 doesn’t look like she needs a motor scooter to get her through the aisles at Walmart while buying chips, cookies, diabetes medication and affordable elastic waistband pants before stopping at McDonald’s on the way out….but instead she’s all hot in Vogue Spain…maybe more people should take her amazing lead…..

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2013

22

Jan

Jojo and Her Sex Doll of the Day

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It turns out that Jojo Levesque, someone who was famous for a minute a while ago….and more interestingly considered a jailbait piece of meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….is a lot like you….because she touches inanimate objects sexually too.

That must make you feel a little more secure with yourself about that creepy mannequin collection in your basement…I know it has for me….

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2013

22

Jan

AJ Michalka in White Bikini of the Day

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AJ Michalka is some Disney childstar who has a band or something in entertainment with a girl who may or may not be her twin sister….but who definitely is her sister….and who helps with the sister fantasy I’ve recently been so into…

I appreciate that she’s posing in a bikini, because let’s face it…bikinis are lots of fun….but I thought child stars were more damaged than that….you know they aren’t supposed to just enjoy their money in a relaxed, resort vacation kinda way, they are supposed to crave celebrity and do anything in their power to get it…

This is not nearly broken girl with broken dreams enough for me….they need to take a cue from THESE AMAZING SISTERS ….you know with a little nipple sucking….to get us to that place we want to be…..

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