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2013

11

Feb

Katy Perry Tits at the Grammy Awards of the Day

Like all award shows that have happened the last 9 years, except for one American Music Awards, but they don’t count, cuz they are the trailer park version of an Awards show, the 2013 Grammy Awards shunned me….by not sending me an invite or asking me to present an award….or even honor me for all I have done for the music industry as one of the only motherfuckers around who has never pirated a song….I should be celebrated….

But instead, I sat on a couch, drank my face off, and tweeted just as hard and fast as I could….coming to a few conclusions…other than the obvious which is the Grammy Awards are a joke and celebrating Radio music is a joke….when they all make millions….but at least a lot of the new acts coming up have a little soul, roots, old bluegrass country, rock flavor…cuz it is time for real music to rise from the ashes again….

Those conclusions were that Katy Perry is probably pregnant, her tits looked so fertile….and it would only make sense….that Rihanna isn’t the first uneducated girl from a shanty town or housing project to cuddle up to a guy she had a fist fight with and in all honesty won…because getting beat by Chris Brown launched her career to new heights and I feel like he was in on it the entire time….and lastly that the chick from GIRLS doesn’t belong on TV no matter what pussy homo from a band she’s tricked into giving up his balls and dating her….oh and that Adele and Kelly Clarkson need to have a competitive eating competition…because it would just be funny.


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2013

11

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

stepGIRL BINAFOFINA rockin’ her custom DRUNKENSWEATSHOP stepSHIRT

The nice thing about never leaving the house…is that when you do have to for menial tasks like buying your wife a diaper cuz she’s drippy….or worse having to talk to the pharmacist about a rash she’s developed on her inner thighs and ass cheek because she’s too fucking lazy to get out of bed….seem like an adventure…a really horrible…long…drawn out but at least she’s not making me eat her out with it…I’m ready for her to die so I can move to Hollywood and become a famous blogger….adventure…

Here are some of the stepLINKS….

Watching an Octopus Do Pretty Much Anything Freaks Me the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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Worst Job Ever? Possibly
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Last Week in Playmate Instagrams
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How To: BLOW A BABY’S MIND – VIDEO
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Man’s Ego vs Woman’s Ego
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I’ll Take all the Emma Stone I Can Get
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The 25 Greatest Zombie Kill GIFs from “The Walking Dead”
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Free Cam Shows Because The Week Needs to Start Off on a High Note (NSFW)
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This Girl is a Self Fister (NSFW)
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Best Winter Storm Nemo Videos On Youtube
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I’d Love to Be All Tiffani (NSFW)
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OH HEY HOW ABOUT A BOW AND ARROW TOOTH PULL – VIDEO
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2013

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight’s stepGIRL can be found on INSTAGRAM @CAITMARKS Join Our #stepGIRLS Movement

Some amazing girl I never met or heard of…who will remain nameless has emailed me asking to take down her amazing bikini pics from her past….cuz they were her copyright images and she wants them down….and this is what I wrote to her…..

Hey baby!

Are you applying for a more serious job and running from your sexy half naked past – that’s unfortunate.

I hate how the mainstream world doesn’t appreciate or respect a girl just trying to make it the way with the least barriers of entry.

This is you, they should accept you for you, under any and all circumstances. And you shouldn’t have to try to erase your past like you were beyonce’s PR person after her Super Bowl performance.

You are a delicate flower and I appreciate all you are. I love you for you, I will never turn my back on you for wearing a bikini.

That said, I’m not hosting those images, they are on a third party image host, you’ll have to go after them, as they are just embedded on my site.

I will ask my beautiful forum admin, who like you, has racy images on the net she can’t erase no matter how hard she tries, I am sure she can help you fight the good yet unnecessary fight.

Don’t change

Now I am working on getting her to marry me…because that’s how the internet is supposed to work…she sends an email, I send one back, then we get married….not all fucking status quo love story like everyone else…..that shit is boring…and we don’t like boring…especially not on the weekend…

Here are some stepLINKS….

So The ‘Justice League’ Script Got Tossed and That Sound You Here is Nerds Weeping Everywhere
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IF DINA LOHAN’S HOUSE GOES INTO FORECLOSURE WE SHOULD ALL CHIP IN AND BUY IT AND USE THAT SHIT AS A TIME SHARE VACATION HOME
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Celebs Being Hot at NYFW
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Bikini Girl Fail
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Flute Playing Horse
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Jenny McCarthy Trying to Act Sexy on TV….Weird.
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Mila Kunis in INSTYLE
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Call Me Crazy, Stop Motion Animations Are Always Amazing – VIDEO
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The 50 Worst Pieces of Sex Advice on the Internet
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I Don’t Think Ashlie’s Jean Shorts Could Get Much Smaller (SEMI NSFW)
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Sophie Turner Hotness Helps Us End the Day Right
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I Am in Love With Penny Mathis (NSFW)
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Zheng Yifei is Our Asian Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough
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‘Die Hard’ the Musical is the Most Machine Gun Heavy Musical Ever
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Two Girls Against One Just Isn’t a Fair Fight (NSFW)
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WTF Photo Gallery of the Day
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Michelle Williams, Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz – Who Would You Rather?
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That’s The Wrong DVD…. (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Christina Milian Nip Slip at the Beach
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These Sluts Are All a Squirter (NSFW)
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Zoolander Vs Models
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Olivia Wilde is a Babe
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Tel Aviv Parking Scam
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Jason Bateman Likes Fat Chicks
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UM I THINK NICOLE RICHIE GOT IMPLANTS (SITE NSFW)
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WTF Happened to Ethan Hawke?
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Will Ferrell’s Apartment is Nicer Than Yours
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Dillon Harper and Tori Lane Are Gettin It On
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Swing and a MISS – Now THAT’S a Photograph
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The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Sweet Brown Makes Her Local Commercial Debut! – VIDEO
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The 11 Craziest WhiteHouse.Gov Petitions to Date
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Bikini Girl FAIL – VIDEO
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Katherine Jenkins is Rocking a Bikini
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Not A Fan Of Blondes? Lindsay Marie Will Quickly Change Your Bias (NSFW)
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May God Bless the Vagina! (NSFW)
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TIffany Washes her Car Then Herself (NSFW)
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28 Pictures To Help You Appreciate The Beauty Of Redheads
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Sexy Valentine’s Day Gifts For Your Lady: Do’s & Dont’s (NSFW)
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Alesha Dixon Needs To Get An Award For Having Great Legs
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Mila Has Some Massive Tits
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Mmmmmmmm Charlize Theron
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Karaoke Master….
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Throwing With the Other Hand
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Michelle Keegan’s Tight Pants
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Emma Stone in Vanity Fair
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BONUS

The Pirate Bay Documentary Released Today In FUll
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Teen in High Socks Gets Creeped On By Some Pervert
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Girl Gives Clothed Condom Demo
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Cumshot Compilation
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Babe on Balcony Flashing Box
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Locker Room Blowjob
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Amateur Deep Throat
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

08

Feb

Nicole Richie Hard Nipple Implants of the Day

Do you remember Nicole Richie? I know she barely matters…but many years ago I hung out with Nicole Richie and she fucking hated me….it was back when she had just had her gastric bipass, after her Simple Life TV Show,

Since then, she has blocked me on her social media and a lasting friendship with an unwanted adopted by a rich guy drug addict pig with a bad attitude cuz she always felt inadequate about not being wanted by her own mom thing….wasn’t formed….

But that doesn’t mean we can’t stare at her hard nipple implants, it is what she wants us to do, cuz if you remember her fat years, her tits weren’t even this big, or this round, if anything they were some uneven fucking mess…

I am glad that she’s spent some of her fake daddy’s money on sorting that out…and I support that….even if it is the only decent thing she’s ever done…..you know being a pile of shit and all….

I know – her implants are nothing new…but her hard nipples in a black shirt are….and here’s the pic of the monkey faced troll rockin’ em…

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2013

08

Feb

Helen Flanagan Does Twitter Right of the Day


Helen Flanagan from some shitty UK Soap Opera that she quit….even though it is likely a gig girls freak out about getting…..has taken a liking to all the male attention she’s getting…while rocking an idiotic Megan Fox Marilyn Monroe forearm tattoo…that you shouldn’t be looking at…cuz you have her big fucking tits on display….

I guess it is her attempt at taking charge of her own career….going the route that I like….from TV to Glamour model in all it’s amazing slutty glory….but kinda backwards when most girls get naked to get TV gigs……..but not Helen Flanagan…Helen Flanagan beats to her own amazing big breasted drum and knows her placem in the world…. and that place is half naked….soon to be in sex tapes…

This could be part of some kind of breakdown….attention seeking cuz daddy didn’t hug her enough….showing off her huge tits…cuz she knows that is what we want…but whatever it is…. I like it….

Here are some pics she put to twitter.

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2013

08

Feb

Hipster Friendly Pornstar Jessie Andrews for Fashion of the Day


Jessie Andrews is the new Sasha Grey of porn, you know hipster friendly, wild and crazy, rocking a bush, that the fashion world has taken in and eaten up cuz unlike us, they don’t care that she looks 13 when she chokes on dick, they like that other fashion magazines think she’s fashionable….and fashion is one huge pile of followers who buy into whatever they are told while pretending they are originals on the front line…

What it comes down to….is that…she’s GUTTER PORN CHICK WHO FUCKS ON CAMERA …whether the fashion industry likes it

Why she is different than any other pornstar….maybe cuz she parties with hipsters…maybe cuz she’s got small tits…maybe cuz she has bush….who fucking knows….she’s naked in a fashion magazine of the day…

So edgy…..

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2013

08

Feb

Miranda Kerr is Amazing for PURPLE of the Day

Miranda Kerr is amazing….and here she is for PURPLE Magazine showing a little bikini model mom butt that I would love to sniff, tastes, eat and make love to until she can’t control her bowels, which according to my gay friend will take 8 years twice a day…..but I’m sure her vagina is just as good too…despite the whole baby thing….

All this to say…I’m a fan.

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2013

08

Feb

Katherine Jenkins in a Bikini of the Day


She’s a 32 year old classical singer and Opera singer…and Opera has never been so interesting….now that it’s not fat and making offensive sounds…but instead in a bikini showing off fatty tits and a bit of a belly I won’t hold against her cuz when it comes to Opera, you uncultured fuck, the SUMO WRESTLING of singing, this is an anorexic look…and I dig it…but I guess in terms of other girls on the beach she is fat and remember it’s not over til the fat lady sings…or in this case until she puts on her shirt.


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2013

08

Feb

Petra Nemcova Titties of the Day

I want to Tsunami all over her….with my dick…only instead of trapping her in a tree while her fiance gets washed away…so I can have her allfor myself….I’m hoping my Tsunami ends with her pregnant…and lock her down forever….She’s amazing.

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2013

08

Feb

Kellie Shirley Showing Panties of the Day


Kellie Shirley is some UK Soap Star and she showed up to an event showing off some pantyhose, reminding me that pantyhose fetishes are hilarious. not because pantyhose are a great, function, fun way to make a girl look like a sausage popping out of its casing, or because pantyhose always smell weird at the end of the day after being pulled off and on for girls to pee, while suffocating in tight shoes that don’t breath, but cuz they hide cellulite and are easy to rip holes in….

I don’t care about Kellie Shirley, I just like that this happened.


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