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2013

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

#VICED by Newest stepGIRL VERONICA VICE

I am going to the top…girls are sending me all kinds of hot pics everyday….they all want to be #stepGIRLS because they know it matters…..even though I’m a married man…a loyal, respectful married man….

My best friend in internet love FOETUS la PLANTAIN who I met in a chat room many years ago when he was pretending to be an 18 year old girl who was new in town to lure teenage boys…while I was pretending to be an 18 year old girl who was into other 18 year old girls….posted this reminder of what was….

But that is the past.. it’s a new beginning…..we are on the rise….join the movement….

Here are the links….click em….you nuts….

Michael Lohan Just Got Paid To Say Lindsay Both Is And Isn’t A Prostitute
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Jennifer Lawrence Basically Calls Out Lindsay Lohan For Being An Idiot – What a Cyberbully – VIDEO
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This Lacey Banghard Story is Funny
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Sam Jackson Sings Taylor Swift…Really?
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Impossible Half Court Shot
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Carrie Underwood ALlure
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Kate Moss
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Kate Upton’s Busts Are Never A Bust
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Side Angel Camel Toe? Sure, I’ll Take It!
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Belen Rodriguez And Her Pussy Upskirt Remind Me To Jerk Off
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Dahlia Dark Makes DD Cups Look Small (NSFD)
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Chrissy Has One Hot Body, Wow (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Always Make a Tough Day a Little Easier
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2 Students Caught Banging on Camera at ‘Safer Sex Ball’
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Horny Girlfriend is Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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DEXTER IS BACK! Here’s the Scoop!
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These 3 Lesbians Are Fisters (NSFW)
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Myleene Klass Shares her Wet Cameltoe (NSFW)
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One Direction Are Just a Big Bunch of Gay Baiters
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Charlize Theron Fully a Lesbian – I Had No Idea….With her Murdering Mom….
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Fast Feet Gamer
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Jessica Simpson Gets a Sitcom About Being Fat
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Shakira is Pregnant and Not Completely Disgusting
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Amanda Bynes got Her Cheek Pierced
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The Hottest Girls on Primetime TV
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Vera Vaughn Has a Great Rack (NSFW)
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Steak and Tits Make for the Best Lunch, No? (SITE NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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80’s Dating Montages Are Always Good For a Laugh – VIDEO
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Emma Rigby Looks Great in a Bikini
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Adriana Lima Fitness Modeling
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Oldest Cat Video Ever
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Rihanna for Complex Again – Don’t Mind if I DO….
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Sophia Knight is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SITE NSFW AND SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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Hard Body Hotties – a Gallery (SEMI NSFW)
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BAD GIRLS CLUB FIGHTTTTT! – VIDEO
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Alice and Her Friend Are Fucking
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Barbara Palvin at Some Event….
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80s Dating Montage
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Baby’s First Avacado
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A New Dose Of Lady Gaga’s Bared Breasts
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Micaela Schaefer Dismissed From Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Berlin
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She’s Having Fun With Her Pussy (NSFW)
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Monkey Sees Reflection for First Time
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Morena Baccarin Hot for Golden Globes
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Bikini Models Beach Body
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Megan Fox for Esquire
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Brunette Teen Gives on Cam Blowjob
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Teen Pussy Eating
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Blonde Teen Masturbates in her Dorm
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Teen Couple 69 on Cam
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Amateur GIrl Sucks Off Her Boyfriend
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2013

16

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in Lingerie in Lingerie of the Day

What the fuck is going on here….it looks like her ass cheeks are trying to eat her fucking asshole or something…weird and indented that I can only really blame her being a mom for….because this shit shouldn’t happen to anyone except maybe an elderly man….but definitely not to a bikini and lingerie model who makes millions of dollars with her half nakedness….I am totally thrown off by this curve ball….I am confused, scared, alone…hold me.

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Posted in:Alessandra Amrbosio

2013

16

Jan

Lucy Mecklenburgh Hot in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I am going to make a bet that you’ve never heard of Lucy Mecklenburgh …no matter how weird, perverted, socially awkward and addicted to television you are…..because she’s on that level of mattering to a broader audience despite having such a rockin’ body…a body so good I’d like to be it’s friend and carry its books home after class…a body I would like to play doctor with and give enemas to with my tongue….a body that shouldn’t be allowed in pants…cuz that is against the rules of our friendship…it crosses the only way out of that bikini is more naked….True story.


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Posted in:Lucy Mecklenburgh

2013

16

Jan

Melissa Debling Naked for Zoo of the Day


OMG a Glamour Model in a Lad Mag is showing her tits….Scandalous…call the press…this is huge fucking news because these lad mags don’t find these chicks and circulate them from magazine to magazine…doing the same topless poses cuz it makes them famous for showing their tits…and gets them paid…without doing porn…or working a real job….and often times ends with a famous soccer player husband….retirement plan….but how can you hate when they look like this…all glorious….especially coming out of the UK where you’d expect them to be soot covered, toothless, with cold sores eating mashed potatoes out of the box….cheerio.

There’s just so much to say about Glamour Models that I haven’t already said, but I’m keeping that locked in my vault, saving it for a rainy day, waiting for the perfect time, to say exactly the same thing I say every single day about them….cuz there’s really not that much to say about glamour models….

Posted in:Melissa Debling|NSFW

2013

16

Jan

Lindsey Vonn Showing Her Skier Body for Outside of the Day

I have had the unfortunate job of living at a ski hill for at least one season operating the chair lift because I live in fucking Canada and that was the only work I could get in my small shitty town that I originally moved to when I met my fat wife off the internet based on pics that weren’t even of her….I got catfished people…only instead of making a documentary and TV show about it…I got married….

At that ski hill….I saw one or two hot bitches on the regular…who would change into their suits at the lodge…..all cold and hard nippled…but the the real stars of the race team…the Lindsey Vonn’s of the hill were built like school busses with tree trunk legs, shitty asses and faces I didn’t notice cuz I was too busy scoping them out for dicks…

Kinda how I feel about this half naked shoot of Lindsey Vonn for Outside magazine..I mean she races as a girl…but it could be some Venus Williams, Lady Bug (RIP BRANDIS), She’s The Man (RIP BYNES), Miss Universe has a dick…shit…and you fucking love the ambiguity…you freak.

Posted in:Lindsey Vonn

2013

16

Jan

Shanina Shaik for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Looks like Victoria’s Secret has found her good side and that happens to be her backside…this is an entire catalog of ass shots…I wonder what is going on on her frontside that they were trying to cover up…was it bruises from a Rihanna like boyfriend…you know it is the trend these days…or maybe she’s just got a nasty belly button or a dick…

Who knows…who cares….her ass is glorious enough for me to stare at for at least a minute and at most 72 hours straight….

Posted in:Shanina Shaik

2013

16

Jan

Erika Christensen Needs to Paddleboard Harder of the Day

Someone seems to be on the Kate Upton diet…I don’t even know who Erika Christensen is but I assume she’s related to that dude who played in Star Wars….and only in Star Wars..cuz the rest of his career was spent trapping and ruining Rachel Bilson….but I could be wrong….I didn’t bother looking her up, cuz I try not to give fat chicks the time of day…

What I am sure about is that this girl needs to Stand-Up Paddleboard into the fucking sunset…for days upon days….with nothing but fish and rain water to live off of….like this was Life of Pi…cuz really…she’s chubz and no one wants to look at that…except maybe all you tit obsessed perverts who don’t care about a sloppy joe…as long as it’s got a D cup….

This guy right here….is not that dude….

Here’s the Video

Posted in:Erika Christensen

2013

16

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Alright of the Day

Irina Shayk is pretty much the best body there is…..a Russian unknown model turned SI cover girl in some KGB operation to defend Ronaldo’s homosexuality using her as an amazing front….who also has an amazing back (you see what I did there)….well now she’s getting all kinds of big model jobs like she never had to wait in line for rationed bread….and I’m totally down with staring at her…while mourning the fact that she’s a pornstar that never was….because watching this amazing thing fuck…would probably be glorious to everyone but Ronaldo…who resents her for not having testicles….every night they spend together fronting he’s straight.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2013

16

Jan

Michelle Keegan’s Great Big Tits in a White Bikini of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some young Soap Star from the worst show I was ever forced to watch in the 80s called Cornation Street about some working class ghetto ass nicotine stained neighborhood in the UK…..where I guess she played the 25 year old stripper who escorts on the side…because tits like this need to be put on fucking blast in a big fucking way….and that’s why I want to give her a pat on the back…or on the bum like we were a pro baseball team….only with more penetration…because she’s out there…in a bikini…showing us just how valuable the hormones in the food some sick chemist implemented in the 70s to produce women with tits like this….and I know this pervert and amazing government program is legit…cuz I don’t know any girls under 25 who don’t have a c-cup….

It’s also nice to see her in a white bikini…you know cuz white bikinis get slippery….when wet….and dripping off my fucking face after finding them on the floor of her hotel room I would totally have taken if I was a maintenance man hired to unclog but my life isn’t that significant…luckily we can all have dreams…


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Posted in:Michelle Keegan

2013

16

Jan

Jamie Lynn Sigler Great Tits Bad Face of the Day

Here’s a new feature I’ve decided to start and will probbaly forget I started…meaning it may be the first and last in the series…called “Great Tits Bad Face”….and our first GTBF girl is Jamie Lynn Sigler…from the Sopranos….who has since done nothing but fuck the fat dude from Entourage….which translates into…she’s done nothing since the Sopranos….but get older….and build out some wonky, disproportionate, bug eyed face….but the good news is…she’s got great tits…and they can save her from anything….

That has been our first installment of Great Tits Bad Face…..


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Posted in:Jamie Lynn Sigler