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2013

16

Jan

Michelle Keegan’s Great Big Tits in a White Bikini of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some young Soap Star from the worst show I was ever forced to watch in the 80s called Cornation Street about some working class ghetto ass nicotine stained neighborhood in the UK…..where I guess she played the 25 year old stripper who escorts on the side…because tits like this need to be put on fucking blast in a big fucking way….and that’s why I want to give her a pat on the back…or on the bum like we were a pro baseball team….only with more penetration…because she’s out there…in a bikini…showing us just how valuable the hormones in the food some sick chemist implemented in the 70s to produce women with tits like this….and I know this pervert and amazing government program is legit…cuz I don’t know any girls under 25 who don’t have a c-cup….

It’s also nice to see her in a white bikini…you know cuz white bikinis get slippery….when wet….and dripping off my fucking face after finding them on the floor of her hotel room I would totally have taken if I was a maintenance man hired to unclog but my life isn’t that significant…luckily we can all have dreams…


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2013

16

Jan

Jamie Lynn Sigler Great Tits Bad Face of the Day

Here’s a new feature I’ve decided to start and will probbaly forget I started…meaning it may be the first and last in the series…called “Great Tits Bad Face”….and our first GTBF girl is Jamie Lynn Sigler…from the Sopranos….who has since done nothing but fuck the fat dude from Entourage….which translates into…she’s done nothing since the Sopranos….but get older….and build out some wonky, disproportionate, bug eyed face….but the good news is…she’s got great tits…and they can save her from anything….

That has been our first installment of Great Tits Bad Face…..


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Posted in:Jamie Lynn Sigler

2013

16

Jan

Nicole Scherzinger Promo Shots of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger gets a lot of hate for being a man…and I figure if she looks like this…with a rockin body and fake tits…as long as she keeps the duct tape on….and a pair of leather supportive panties….who can be the fucking wiser….you know there comes a time in every man’s life where they say….”will fucking this tranny make me gay” and the answer is…no man…if you think she’s a girl…and convince yourself she’s a girl just take the fucking blowjob and pretend she’s not jerking off at the same time….cuz they say people with dicks know all the right moves when it comes to dicks….thanks to years of playing with their own dicks..

This is some weird promo shots for a song she’s put out…and I have no idea why I am posting it….

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2013

16

Jan

White Girl Twerk VIdeo of the Day

I have no idea what this video is about…but it made me laugh…sure it’s from a Drake concert in June and the commentary is just so mean spirited and racist towards white people…but seeing some white chick on Molly, grinding some dude dressed like a circus clown, when there is no music playing, is pretty fucking jokes and I like jokes….especially bad ones….like this.

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

Jan

Eva Longoria Red Carpet Nipple of the Day

Eva Longoria is showing her nipple, even though I’d rather see her Mexican turned White….Self Hating Cunt…that she let massive 7 foot tall basketball players from france inside…just to see if it is still in one piece…but then I’m reminded that like all Mexican girls…no matter how much she hates being Mexican or how many Mexicans she hires to boss around to feel white…she’s built to have a dozen kids and fuck Donkeys on stage….so maybe…just maybe her nipple is enough for this bad of a hangover…not that gross vagina ever makes me throw up…even if it probably should…

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2013

16

Jan

Some Throwback Kate Upton That Once Was SI Photoshoot of the Day


I cry sometimes when I am lying in bed….just trying to figure out this Kate Upton thing….cuz it fucks with my head…seriously…I get that all good things come to an end…but really this soon in her young life…shit has fallen off this bad…it makes no sense to me that between the ages of 18 and 20 she’s become a fucking porky fucking pig who looks like a 30 year old mom who has thrown in the towel cuz she’s found a rich husband to support her….you’d think she’d do everything in her power to make this high last at least 5 more years…you know by not eating….but instead she’s just left us with tribute videos for us to remember when Kate Upton looked like this?….and not the Anna Nicole Smith, god rest her soul, she’s become….

UPDATE – Someone just sent me this GQ pic…I’m still not sold on it…it’s just smoke and mirrors and exlax for 3 days before her shoot people…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

16

Jan

American Girls Show their Pride for DrunkenSweatshop…..of the Day

Oh Say Can You See…a couple of Hot American Babes….serving their country right….all in exchange for a stepSHIRt…..

These amazing stepGIRLS can be found on instagram koos_ and

Now it is your turn to show your american pride like these babes….by getting a DRUNKENSWEATSHOP AMERICAN FLAG STEPSHIRT

Posted in:drunkensweatshop

2013

16

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s stepGIRL can be found on twitter Her NSFW pics can be found on stepSMUT

I feel it is time for me to do something good in the world. You know all this sucking off the resources and not giving anything back is getting me down…but more importantly making me nervous thinking my legacy will be one of smut…the footprint I leave on this world…a hate filled blog that’s really just meant to make people laugh at other people’s expense…so the only thing I thought I could do was work with the elderly….I woulda done homeless but they smell too bad….so last night I went and pitched my new idea to a local old folks home….I figured it’d make for good viral content too….two birds with one stone….but they ended up asking me to leave pretty aggressively….cuz I guess watching interracial porn with their stroke survivors isn’t something they want in their schedule…even though they are only human and have needs and wants of human contact without access to internet porn….those old folks homes really are evil ….bastards.

Here are some links….

So THAT’S What a 430 Pound Catfish Looks Like – VIDEO
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Drunk Loudmouth Girl Starts Fight In Diner
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Ashley Sky is Just Plain Sexy (NSFW)
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Congrats on the New Car, Idiot!!! – VIDEO
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She’s Only Been Around for a Week and I Already Hate Katherine Webb
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Rooney Mara is Vogue’s February 2013 Cover Girl (Photo Gallery)
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Sofia Vergara Talked About Her Upcoming Threesome Scene with Sharon Stone
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Free Cam Shows Will Help Us Get Over the Mid Week Hump (NSFW)
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Blonde Slut and a Dildo (NSFW)
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This Monkey is Addicted to Porn Hahahahaah
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I’d Like to Be All Over Ashley (NSFW)
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Fresh Prince of Bel Air X Google Translate – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

My authenticity was questioned in the soical media world today….girls were calling me out for posting fan signs like I haven’t been doing it since the 2000s….so here is an original fan sign from the 2000s for old times…cuz we been doing this since those new clowns were in diapers….

I need to drink more. That needs to happen. With naked women. Now.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Megan Fox is Crazier Than Any of Us Realized
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Lance Armstrong Admits To Oprah That He Doped Up, Because NOBODY Lies To Oprah!
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Megan Fox Esquire
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Carrie Underwood Sucks In Allure
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Insane Bike Stunt
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Bikini Model Workout Fail
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15 Sexy Sidekicks in Action Movies
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Here’s Some Emma Rigby Bikini Pictures
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Selena Gomez Seems To Be Doing Fine
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It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday! (NSFW)
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Mindy Robinson is My Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Life Better (NSFW)
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Shawn Holley Is Still Lindsay Lohan’s Lawyer….For Now
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WATCH: Thousands of New Yorkers Drop Their Pants on the Subway
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Cutest Magic Trick
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Roony Mara For Vogue
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Adriana Lima Getting a Manicure in Shorts
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Para Sledding – Cool
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A Healthy Dose of WTF To Help You Through The Day
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This Chick Just Keeps Pulling Stuff Out of Her Ass (NSFW)
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Guess Who’s Bangin Dita Von Tease?
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Michael Bluth is Banged Up and Pathetic in New ‘Arrested Development’
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Ashley and Danni Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Belen Rodriguez Lippy Upskirt (NSFW)
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And That’s Why You Don’t Go Streaking Where Bulls Are (SITE NSFW)
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Eva Longoria Red Carpet Nip Slip (NSFW)
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Lucy Liu is Flawless
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Some Celebrity instagram Shots From the Golden Globes
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The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
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Laurie is a Sexy Girl Next Door Type (NSFW)
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The Mailbox Was So Awesome (NSFW)
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If Bacon Were a Place, It Would Look Like This
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The Taiwanese CGI New Made a Lance Armstrong Video and As Predicted, It’s Amazing – VIDEO
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Presented Without Commentary: Maria Menounos doing yoga
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Art Doesn;t Have to Be Shitty and Boring and Here’s the Proof (SITE NSFW)
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Cosplay Gallery Amazingness
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K-Mart Shopper Shot And Ran Over By Goon In Parking Lot [Video]
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Jamie Lynn is Naked, Check It Out (NSFW)
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Crabs Going Extinct Thanks To Bare Pussies & Cocks! (NSFW)
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Victoria Justice at InStyle And Warner Bros. Golden Globe After Party
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These Sluts Both Have Mega Boobs (NSFW)
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Beyoncé’s Documentary Has a Preview
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Coco Cheating Las Vegas Moose Diesel Photo
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Clipping Nails in Space – Cool
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Awesome New Car
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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3 Babes 1 Dude
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Katie Morgan is so Elegant
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Hot Cam Girl Lesbos
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Worst Voyeur Video Ever
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Nurse Milking….
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Brazilian Booty Anal
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Amazing Creampie Panties
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Jan

Megan Fox Hot Esquire Pics of the Day

I saw these Megan Fox for Esquire pics earlier and I didn’t jump on them like a 14 year old kid seeing a girl who is not his mom or sister in a bikini for the first time….cuz this isn’t her first time…in fact…fit, photoshopped, new face or not….she’s had a kid with her longterm boyfriend….and that just fucking bores me as much as it grosses me out…she’s a wasted opportunity…who dug herself into some kinda of horrible hole she’s trying to climb out of…but it’s just not working for me…cuz I know….that across the board…hot, plastic surgery, fit or not…she’s a fucking fail…but you probably like her cuz you can’t let go of the past…and more importantly cuz you’re pathetic….Cuddles…

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