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2013

15

Jan

Rihanna Looking Topless for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna posted this instagram pic of what reminds me of a pornstar posting a pic right after shooting a gangbang…all greasy and cummed on…ravaged and dirty…erotic….and amazing….but Rihanna’s not a pornstar…she’s a popstar…all wholesome in her weed smoking and nipple flashing…a woman who forgives people for their sins like she was Jesus and who posts her smut alongside versus from the bible…in what could easily be mistaken for on the verge of a breakdown….

Yesterday was a big day for Rihanna…she got the approval of the media…something I assume she already had…but really responded well too..because these stars need constant affirmations cuz My friends over at complex, Gave Her 7 Covers ….and she posted them too….

I guess this is the Rihanna update we all needed to go on living and I’m proud to be that messenger who saves lives…that would otherwise be insignificant.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

15

Jan

Taylor Swift Pasty Bra Cup of the Day

OMG! Taylor Swift is such a harlot….You know first she’s publically dated a handful of dudes…some way older and known perverts…and other’s way younger….bouncing from cock to cock like some kind of daddy issued up pornstar trying to understand what love is….unfortunately to channel into horrible, juvenille, songs that rape our ears all while making her a billionaire….the world is crazy….

Now she’s out showing the world her stick on bra cup that she wore to the Golden Globes….you know giving us a peak into her dirty dark side that we all know exists under all the marketing hype…cuz all girls are the same….cock hungry…and so into giving boners..

I felt this moment was so important, that I’d animated gif it…..to hold onto it for all time….

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

15

Jan

Throwback Sofia Vergara Nipple of the Day

Here’s a clip from 1994, when Sofia Vergara was just 40, posing her smaller than now, but still big single mother trying to make it as hard as she can tits. Fun.

Apparently her tit falls out at some point…but I didn’t notice it becasue I was too busy trying to figure out what the hell I was watching, this low budget TV shit, that you can produce better quality productions on your iPhone, make me laugh, from the voice overs to the actual footage, is fucking genius, and should make a comeback because let’s face it…it’s a fucking joke in and of itself….kinda like this 90s hair….

Hispanic people are funny. That said, I am sure if you looked deep into the archives on the internet -even though she was struggling before the internet….there’d be a ton of her nudes….somewhere….cuz you don’t get famous keeping your clothes on especially when you’re a single mother!

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2013

15

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t give girls champagne facials, that’s too classy for my blood…I’m not Rich people…and either are the girls I get with….I have considered giving beer facials…but I’d rather drink the beer and just give them facials….

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Here are some morning links…

When Sports Commentators Get a Little Too Excited – VIDEO
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Oh to Be a Fly on the Wall When This Photo Was Taken
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Here’s a Clip From Lohan’s New Movie and It’s Predictably Shitty – VIDEO (Scroll Down)
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Joan Rivers: Master of Prop Comedy
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Sara Jean Underwood Drops Your Jaw in GIF Format (NSFW)
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Kaley Cuoco Covers Self Magazine (Photo Gallery)
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Rides Girl: Shelly Martinez
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Free Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure (NSFW)
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Chubby Girl Gets Daughty With a Vibrator (NSFW)
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20 GIFs of Kids Learning the Meaning of Fail
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I’d Like to Be All Over Tawnie (NSFW)
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Surprise Police Chase!!!! – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s Step Girl is @koos_ and we like her…..

The 2000th Follower on the @DrunkenStepfatherdotcom

Gets a free stepSHIRT!!

Here are the rest of the stepLINKS…

Seeing What May Possibly Be Alexander Skarsgard’s Penis Is Probably Enough to Make You Want to Blow Your Brains Out
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Stacy Keibler Is Breaking Records and Looking Good Doing It
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Keira Knightley’s Done Gone Done a Boring as Fuck Photoshoot
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Comfortable With Him Lingerie is the Worst Idea Ever
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Lena Dunham’s Fucking Disgusting
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Carlton Danced with Michael Jackson
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This Company Can Water Proof Your Phone, It’s Insane – VIDEO
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Hank Moody’s 15 Hottest Hook-Ups
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Sarah Hyland is Channelling Sofia Vergara
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Katherine Webb Leaks Her Own Press, Is Kinda Dumb
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Random Facebook Hotties Make Monday’s Enjoyable (NSFW)
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Leah Francis Makes Monday More Sexy (NSFW)
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Well Hello There Free Cam Girls (NSFW)
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Adn Here’s a MILF and a Dildo (NSFW)
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Alyssa Marie Schultz is Girlfriend Material (NSFW)
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Doorbell for Cat
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Paris Hilton Squatting
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Baby Panda Is So Cute
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Kaley Cuoco for Self Magazine
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Taylor Swift is a Sore Fucking Loser – VIDEO
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WATCH: Gary Busey is Still Crazy and Now Talking About Hobbits
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Courtney Cox and Her Overworked Face Cover Some Magazine or Another
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Lyla is Hosing Down Her Boobs (NSFW)
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Sluts + Fucking Machines = Good Times (NSFW)
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Taylor Swifts Golden Globe Pasties (SITE NSFW)
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Basically, I’d Like to Marry Kristen Wiig
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Taylor Swift Infographic is Pretty Funny
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The 50 Most Visually Stunning Offensive 4Chan Wallpapers
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Thandie Newton See Through at a Golden Globes Party
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Snowmobile Parachuting
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Anne Hathaway in a Magazize
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Beam Jump Fail – What a Retard
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Britney Spears Seethru Pic
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Check Out These Naked Football Sluts (NSFW)
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Dude, Who Designed Your Logo (SITE NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Trust Fall Fails Always Make Me Laugh – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Passed Out Girls (NSFW)
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This Tribute To Christine Hendricks Is Long Overdue (39 Pics)
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Rihanna is Down on All Fours
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How About Some Lesbian Fun on the Beach? (NSFW)
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Priest Traps Himself In Bondage Gear, Handcuffed Upside Down (NSFW)
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TA-DAAYUM! Irina Shayk Bikini Pics From Miami Beach!
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And Here’s a Busty Web Cam Ass Flash
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Bored Cats Plays Fetch
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Hot Chicks Fail
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Some Pam Anderson Old Dying Tits
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Courtney Cox Trying to Be Sexy
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1/8th Visible Boob
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Bosnian Front Flip
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Trombone Alpine Skiing is Hilarious
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Amazing Creampie Panties
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54 Hairy Polish Pussy
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Dirty Fucking Orgasm
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I Like Virginie Belle
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My Girl Veronica Vice’s First Pornos
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It is only Smells
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Jan

Demi Moore Old and Covered in Mud in Mexico of the Day


Viva Mexico and I am not just saying that I because I was born in Mexico….Viva fucking Mexico cuz Demi Moore is rubbing herself down in what may or may not be donkey shit….and what may or may not be Myan sewage…..and what may or not be traveler’s diarrhea…cuz she probably heard it was some spiritual ritual that will turn her into Peter Pan….or some fountain of youth ancient alien thing…..that she fucking needs cuz that plastic surgery is wearing off…

These pics are a month old…but all amazing…


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Posted in:Demi Moore

2013

14

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Babes Half Naked of the Day

Someone told me that I need to get over my love for Candice Swanepoel…because it is boring, repetitive, not funny…but is love supposed to be comedic…it love a joke….isn’t love supposed to be a beautiful and romantic thing that changes our life….and makes it a better place worth living…I’m talking about what Disney stories are made of…what makes us cry when it ends…and cry when it happens and cry all the fucking time…cuz it’s just that good for our souls…it’s not a joke…people…it’s not a joke….

That said…here’s Karlie Kloss, Cameron Russell, Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, …half naked…good times….

Posted in:Cameron Russell|Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton|Karlie Kloss|Miranda Kerr|Victoria's Secret

2013

14

Jan

Christina Milian Does the Gym of the Day

Christina Milian was at the gym working out…..and snapped off an instagram pic that would have been way more effective if it was shot in the lockerroom while taking a shower…or stretching…or all sweaty in spandex doing squats..all crotch soaked with vagina definition….but instead we get this….but she still inspires all you fat moms out there to get off your fat ases cuz all it takes is a little work to get your twerk…someone like me would be willing to get down to your instagram poics….which is something I know all of you moms dream of….I make marriages bearable….

Posted in:Christina Milian

2013

14

Jan

Gabrielle Union’s Got a Hot Dress of the Day

Gabrielle Union is rocking a pretty amazing dress..which is nice to see…because as a rape survivor, you’d think she’s avoid putting on outfits to tempt the sick fucks who do that whole rape thing, but they say rape has got nothing to do with suggestive outfits….and I guess she wasn’t a freak about the whole being raped thing…because otherwise she’d be the Jodie Foster/Rosie O’Donnell hustle….fearing the penis….and not the model who dates celebrities….and athletes who you may or may not know from such hits as Bring it On and Deliver Us from Eva….

She’s 40, she’s showing off tit, I’m into it, that’s all…


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Posted in:Gabrielle Union

2013

14

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski Doing More Photoshoots Naked of the Day

Photographer Jonathan Leder has tempted the girl I love with all my heart even though we’ve never met…but who I know is my soul mate…cuz why else would I want to be inside her so bad……to model nude…and normally I’d be mad about a homie doing that to me…you know getting the one girl who has made me believe in the institution of marriage and lifelong commitment…but the truth is that I need him to take pics like this…otherwise I don’t get to see her naked…you know since we’ve never met….

She’s the future…and already getting naked…I expect great things for her…especially since she’s young and lovely….with one of the best bodies in history….but unfortunatley for her…those great things involve raising my children….

She’s the best.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW