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2013

12

Jan

R.I.P. Motherfucker – The Aaron Swartz Edition of the Day

I have been banned from Reddit for the longest time…I think my site is also banned from Reddit….I’m talking since the beginning….but I do like what they do…..

I just heard one of the unofficial co-founders, Aaron Swartz just killed himself….and after doing some research on him….he was totally against online censorship…a fighter for the freedom of the internet….for people like you and me who use the internet and like the internet before the internet was being regulated…by the government.

I am hit with copyright law all the time, being shut down in the USA has been an ongoing fear or real life issue for me….I know people who have been woken up by the FBI….with guns in their faces…and I am just like…dude it’s just the internet….

Either, He was 26. He fought a good fight. He could have done so much more. This is a real tragedy. Suicide is never an option…if suicide is really what went on here…seems like he’d be someone the government would want to stop…just sayin…

Swartz was indicted in July 2011 by a federal grand jury for allegedly downloading millions of documents from JSTOR through the MIT network — using a laptop hidden in a basement network closet in MIT’s Building 16 — with the intent to distribute them.

Posted in:R.I.P. Motherfucker

2013

12

Jan

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Panty Upskirt of the day

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace, a character you probably don’t know and who I only know because I run this stupid site, is a prime example of someone who has fallen off pretty fucking fast…because there was a time…in the mid 2000s where her fake tits and antics…were kinda attractive…but then she turned 30…and now she’s pushing 35…and she’s all fat and haggard…cuz that’s what the party life after being on Big Brother UK does to a girl….that or the simple fact that girls from the UK aren’t hot…with their pasty skin, dumpy asses, bad diets, and shitty tit jobs….

Well she’s still flashing panties like it matters….and I guess it does matter….because I am posting it…even if it is a tribute to what was…

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2013

11

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

step Girls get noticed….modeled by ALC_MAC

Got some fan mail…

I really like coming to your site but for the love of god just take an extra second to look over your posts before you submit. Just about every post has a word left out or misspelled!

Best
Joe

So I responded:

Joe, if that’s your real name…

That’s the whole point silly

It’s called drunkenstepfather not professor stepfather and his grammatically correct fully edited blog that makes the English language fucking proud because I embody it.

I’m a high school drop out and English is my third language but I massacre them all equally.

I am an alcoholic and blog high, drunk or dying from my self destruction.

Maybe I should hire a team of journalists from reputable publications to takeover my news desk

Thanks for the email. How have I gone on these 9 years without you.

Maybe I should just give the site to you to run, since you are so good at giving strategic advice…tho

I’ll trade it for your wife


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Here are the stepLINKS…..

Here’s Why Megan Fox Failed at Twitter
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Kate Middleton’s Royal Portrait is a Royal Mess
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Kimmel’s Lie Witness is Funny
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Courtney Stodden Lookin Haggard
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Arrested Development New Episodes
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This Kid Nails It on the Xylophone
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Fucking Vegas
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Former Miss Universe Malaysia Finalist Felixia Yeap Is Now Working as an MMA Ring Girl
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Courtney Stodden is Still a Piece of Trash of the Day
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Cam Girl Gisele (NSFW)
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Nicole Neal is Sexy in Lingerie (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Make the Most of Your Weekend (NSFW)
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If Darth Vader Were Played By Arnold Schwarzenegger
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The 20 Most Disturbing Children’s Drawings
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Disney World Surprise Fail
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Naomi Watts Cleavage
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Beyonce in GQ
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Funny Talking Animals
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Hawk Snatches a Mouse
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Lesbians and a Strap On. You’re Welcome (NSFW)
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Some Jessica Alba, Just Because
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Ela Savanas is Naked and I Like It (NSFW)
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Claudia Galanti Boob Slip and See Through (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart X Gangnam Style (NSFW)
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace’s Panty Upskirt (NSFW)
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Taylor Swift is a Fucking Prude of the Day
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Motherhood Hasn’t Quite Ruined Sierra Miller
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Golden Globe Babes – Here’s a Half Decent Round Up
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Hey Nerds: The Best & Most Memorable Sonic The Hedgehog Zones
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Breanne is Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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One of These Things is Not Like the Others (SITE NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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It’s Not Vegas, It’s FUCKING Vegas – VIDEO
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JESUS CHRIST, HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED PARIS HILTONS GIANT FEET BEFORE?!
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Jessie Rogers’ Ass Is Undeniable (NSFW)
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Check Out Tiffany Star (NSFW)
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How Awesome Are These Super Mario Wedding Invitations
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Punjabi Breast Twerker!: Ever Seen A Chest Clap?? [Video]
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How About Some Lesbian 3 Way Action? (NSFW)
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Which Day Do People Watch The Most Porno? (NSFW)
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Xenia Deli: Will 2013 Be Her Sexy Breakout Year?
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Blonde Teen, a Dildo and Her Best Friend (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Some Nelly Furtado
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Rolls Royce Rally Car
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Claire Danes in Elle
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Jessica Alba hot in Instyle….
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Funny Horse Names Make for a Funny Horse Race
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Jessica Biel and Eva Amurri in a Hot Stripper Celeb Edit
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Interracial Anal Creampie for the Ladies
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80s Porn Staring Quagmire
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Before the Ballet has the Weirdest Male Porn Star Outfit Ever
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Quick Anal Fuck,…But All I See is Weird Close Up Kissing
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2013

11

Jan

Candice Swanepoel and Natasha Poly for Juicy of the Day


ps. I love Candice Swanepoel. Natasha Poly isn’t so bad either…but shit…that Candice Swanepoel…she’s going places…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Natasha Poly

2013

11

Jan

Academy Award Boobs of the Day

Silver Linings Playbook is the only nudity in a movie nominated for an Academy Award…excpet maybe for Ben Afleck’s soul in ARgo…or that girl in Beasts of the Southern Wild running around in her underwear..or that Indian kid in his sheer wet pants in Life of Pi….or…what the fuck are the other nominated movies…oh right Russel Crow’s singing in Les Mis…raw rugged and a whole lot of offensive as fuck…more offensive than a smut film….which I guess don’t count cuz there ain’t no shower scene like Silver Linings Playbook…..so this Brea Bee brings it as the only set of tits in all movies nominated…and that’s a fucking OMG Fact of the day. OMG.


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Posted in:Academy Awards|NSFW

2013

11

Jan

Rihanna Nipples See Through of the Day


Rihanna didn’t wear a bra…omg…she also got back with a boyfriend who beat her up…provided she didn’t beat herself up and blame him as revenge like a vindictive bitch….omg….and she’s got nipples…omg….and she’s famous despite being from the islands and having no talent…omg…..omg…omg…who gives a fuck.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

11

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Hot Ass for Instagram of the Day

It is hard not to fall in love with Candice Swanepoel….I saw this picture yesterday when she posted them….and it took me 24 fucking hours to get them on the site because I was too busy staring at the amazing ass that is Candice Swanepoel in her bikini for Social Media…but not just any bikini…one that is low cut, or high cut, or whatever the fuck this borderline thong shit is…that so many girls are wearing on the beach these days…making the world a brighter, shinier, more amazing place to live…

I love Candice Swanepoel, and I’ve never met her, but I know that if there is one thing out there I need to consider myself a success..it is to hold her hand….even just for a second…and I never get this way over anything…except maybe pugs…but shit people…do you see this ass…it’s so friendly and inviting, like an old comfy sweater, the hot fit ass version…that I want to slip inside and die…after singing it love poetry I wrote it….starving to death cuz it is all I’ll eat..

Next level performance on her part…it speaks to me at my soul….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

11

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage at the Critics Choice Awards of the Day

I give Jennifer Lawrence a lot of hate….I talk about how she’s signed up to some franchise like a sell out and now everyone loves her….she has mass appeal and big tits and it’s a fucking package deal…but I guess I didn’t give her credit or look into her career…for all I saw was Hunger Games garbage….but turns out she did a legit gig…and is nominated for an Oscar…and despite Oscar being a pile of lies from an phony industry…celebrating the phony people in it…all to make money while idiot fans / the general public watch like it’s a VIP event they can’t get into….it’s still counts for something beyond the Hunger Games hustle…so now I can kick back, push the hate aside, and stare at her tits like a normal fucking person…..because I’m not as angry at her….


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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2013

11

Jan

Barbara Palvin Boring for Terry Richardson of the Day

Barbara Palvin is the next big thing for Victoria’s Secret to reach the younger crowd, because she’s only 18….and not fat like Kate Upton…because Victoria’s Secret know….leave that other porker for the Men’s Magazines and SI….let’s keep our models fit as fuck….

They’re putting alot of muscle into her…and I don’t really understand how some young thing from Eastern Europe was discovered when everyone I know at 18 is popping pimples and doing Molly at house parties…but she was found…and they have already leaked a few scandals…which is leading to her getting work….and shooting with people like Terry RIchardson….who went ahead and posted these on his blog for me to steal and share with you…even though he’s supposed to be an amateur porn photographer….who pretends he’s a fashion photographer…and these aren’t porn at all..but I’ll still look at them…

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2013

11

Jan

Miranda Kerr’s Clothed and Kickin’ It Erotica of the Day

I don’t always need a girl to be half naked, or spread eagled to think of her in a sexual way, I just need her to be a girl…and breathing…and I am ready to violate her with my mind…she could be doing the most subtle thing like adjusting her pants, or scratching her inner thigh, or bending over to pick up something she dropped in the grocery store, and I’m already 40% of the way into a romance love scene staring the two of us….so seeing Miranda Kerr kickin it on the couch in a tight shirt is not hot to the non-pervert…but when you’re me….you know this picture is as dirty as your mind makes it…from throat fucking to orgies…anything is possible…just let your mind get carried away and like a Kid’s show taught you but you forgot….that’s the beauty of imagination boys and girls…we don’t need it served on a platter, we just need it to have a vagina.


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Posted in:Miranda Kerr