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2012

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Paul McCartney Does Kurt Cobain for Nirvana of the Day

In the event you were under a rock, there was a Hurrican Sandy concert to raise money for the 200 dead and destruction caused by the Hurricane, that featured every top British act from the 60s- Paul McCartney, Rolling Stones, Pink Floydd, Led Zepplin I don’t fucking know the line up…I just know some celebs were manning the phones, and I called a dozen times, not to donate but for phone sex, and didn’t get one….

The biggest news, was that Paul McCartney was going to play Kurt Cobain in a Nirvana reunion….andI don’t really care who plays Kurt Cobain, I just woulda rather seen Courtney Love shitting on stage like she was G.G. Allin, you know cuz the guilt of having Kurt Cobain killed for her own career has driven her to rock fucking bottom….and rock fucking bottom is more fun to watch than a 70 year old music legend singing 90s grunge…but I guess it’s kinda cool…even if I was only into one Nirvana song and that was because it was a Leadbelly song…and slave music from the 30s speaks to me more than teen angst from Seattle in the early 90s…but anyway you look at it, this performance ooozes talent…here’s the video.

TIS THE SEASON

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On the 9th Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me….

Vapes from Vapetropolis to smoke your “tobacco” products / medicinal marijuana in without offending people who can’t handle their weed, like me…you know us psychopaths they made that Reefer Madness exploitation movie abou..Cuz a stoner weed head girl is always more willing to do anal…give her the tools to come back home with you to get you anal…

Everything is amazing when Super Modeled by…THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE

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2012

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am still recovering from all the useless drivel conversations and status updates and newstories I was exposed to about 12/12/12 12:12:12 like it fucking matters….

I’m exhausted…

Here are some morning links…while I recover from my 12/12/12 12:12:12 hangover…

If You Know Me At All, You Know How Much I Love Funny Videos Involving PUGS – VIDEO
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They Had Me at SPARKLE COOCH!
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Now THAT’S How All Chicks Should DOUCHE
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The Only Thing Better Than a FAIL is a DOUBLE FAIL – VIDEO
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And Today in Celebrity Red Neck Hick Divorces…GUESS WHO!
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Maryna Linchuck So You Can Pretend You Wouldn’t Bang Her – BIKINI SHOTS
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The Lone Ranger Has a New Trailer
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25 Photos of Sexy Flight Attendants
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Free Cam Shows Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Perfect Tits and a Dildo, Match Made in Heaven (NSFW)
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Woman Busted with Cocaine-Filled Breast Implants Had Fresh Scars
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Well Hello Monica Monroe (NSFW)
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Mad Libs Christmas Carols is Kinda Amazing – VIDEO
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stepLINKS of the Day

How annoying is the 12/12/12 everyone is posting on the internet today….because everyone is the fucking same and follow the fucking leader….only there is no actual leader…just a bunch of assholes in a fucking row….

Kinda makes me wish the Mayans were right and today was the actual end of the world….

But since it’s not the end of the world…check out our GIFT GUIDE!

Then check out these stepLINKS….

Samuel L. Jackson and Jamie Fox Kissing is Weird….Hollywood Makes Brothers turn Soft.
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Matthew McConaughey Should Probably Just Go Collect His Oscar For Next Year Now, Holy Shit
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Google’s 2012 in Review…
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Lea Michele Pantsless for Marie Claire
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Kid Imitating Police Siren is Nuts
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The 25 Hottest Sideline Reporters Right Now
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Tamara Ecclestone Is Exploding Out Of Her Top
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Man Of Steel Has A 2nd Trailer
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Watching an Episode of Dexter is Like Taking a Dump and Here’s Why
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The Things I Would Do to Get Some Alone Time With Valerie (NSFW)
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How Dull Would Life Be If Sluts Stopped Getting Naked on the Internet Though?
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WTF Photo of the Day is Leaving Me With a Lot of Unanswered Questions
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And Now, a Tribute to the MICRO BIKINI (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest GIFs of 2012
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Amateur is Rubbing One Out, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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The Spice Girls are Wrecks
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Some Babe Shakes it like a Bunny….Weird Video
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Neil Patrick Harris and Puppets for the Freaks
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Russian Highways Look Fun
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Lindsay Lohan is a Pathetic Spoiled Brat of the Day
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Neil Patrick Harris is Pretty Much the Only Child Star That’s Not Completely Fucked Up and I Don’t How He Did It – VIDEO
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Some Convicted Murderer Was Planning to Murder and Castrate Justin Bieber. Seriously, This Could Have Happen
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Janessa Brazil is Doing Yoga and I Love It (NSFW)
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Ashley Tisdale is Rocking Short Shorts (SITE NSFW)
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Stripping on a Public Bus, No Biggie (NSFW)
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Amanda Seyfried Gives Us a Peek at Her Perky Nipple (NSFW)
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Which One of the Current Day Spice Girls Would You Bang First? – GALLERY
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Olivia Wilde Got Cleavage
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Andy Dick Roast on Howard Stern
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Elle Fanning – Tween Erotica for Fashion
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Jack Russell Pulls Baby
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Paul McCartney to Replace Kurt Cobain in Nirvana Reunion. Wait, What?
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The Most Overrated Books of All Time
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Abigail is One Hot Piece of Ass (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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GIRLS OF THE YEAR: LARISSA RIQUELME (NSFW)
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Victoria’s Secret Models Sing Deck the Halls – VIDEO
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Marry Me Miranda Kerr
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Fatty Stuck in the Surf (SITE NSFW)
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Okay, Okay, One More Looking Good Sweetheart
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Manny and Anastasia Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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When Pornstars Sing: Lupe Fuentes Makes Some Party Music
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Sexy Ladies Who Attended “Django Unchained” Premiere
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Dirty Russian Cam Girl, Gotta Love It
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Arabs Have a Double Fail!
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Oblivion Trailer
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Why the World Didn’t End Yesterday
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Maria Sharapova’s Ass at Wimbledon for Old Times
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Ashton Kutcher is Reading Mila Kunis’ Texts
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Live On Air Proposal for you Romantics
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Charlie Brown School of Dance
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Lesbian Armpit Licking Fetish Video
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White Guy on Round Black Ass
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Chinese Babe or Babes – They All Look the Same
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Best in Rim Jobs!
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I LIKE NAKED CELEBRITIES!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Vanessa Hudgens Showing Her Flexibility of the Day

Just the other day, TWEEN STELLA HUDGENS POSTED PICS OF HER FLEXBILITY AT SOME STRIPPER CLASS …that I assume they are pretending is for Fitness, despite the only time I ever saw this circus shit live was at the porn awards, performed by hard fucking core pornstar Belladonna, leading me to think it’s not quite a classy activity….but more one for those who like to get naked to get ahead…

So I guess it is only natural that Vanessa Hudgens, barely famous in her own right, squash out her baby sister’s moment of glory, by posting her rendition of the pics…sibling rivalry where she showed that she is just as flexible, in what my fantasies are calling a potentially hot sisters in group sex video that I hope this constant competitive one-upping leads to..

You know since Vanessa Hudgnes is already a solid kiddy porn producer…after realeasing some 17 year old girl bush fetish pics back when she was 17….

It is only expected that there’s more to come…and with pics like this…I anxiously await….cuz I got nothing better to do….

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Ashley Tisdale’s Hot Ass Distract from her Terrible Face of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is notorious for not being hot….but more importantly, for having people think she’s hot, when clearly her asymmetrical face, botched nose job, and 30 year old, pretending to be 25 wrinkles that her Disney Peter Pan serum didn’t fix….tell a different fucking story…..one that starts with her realizing her shortcomings…and hitting the gym to work on something she can control…cuz there comes a time in every man’s life when they will chose a hot body over a hot face…cuz when you’re fucking a bitch from behind, she doesn’t even have a fucking face…if you know waht I mean…and based on these leggings pics..I’m gonna assume Tisdale knows exaclty what I mean…


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Cindy Crawford Still Gives Me Boners of the Day

Madison Magazine has reminded me what I used to masturbate to Cindy Crawford in the 90s….cuz I’d masturbate to her now….if my penis was able to perform such tasks…but hard living and a disgusting wife has made us our very own circus performer…one that can’t perform tricks…unless being impotent is a trick…but I feel like if I really focus and forget all the smut I’ve digested over the years leading to someone who can’t really get into anything….Cindy Crawford may be the one to save me….yep…she’s fully clothed and I felt something move….you see cuz that’s her fucking super power…

I’m into it, even if I generally like more exposed Uterus in my retired model pics.

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2012

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Lady Gaga’s Topless Hotel Pic by Terry Richardson of the Day

I feel like I’ve posted this already…Lady Gaga hires Terry Richardson to follow her around…and she ends up doing “artistic” topless pics and half naked videos with him…you know to be edgy…and the whole thing…bores the fuck out of me…even if it involves a half naked girl…who is probably not a girl…because based on her face…she’s got a fucking dick…but for the sake of this post she just looks that way…cuz she was born that way…

She’s SHE’S TOPLESS ALL THE TIME …cuz that’s how she stays relevant…and seen as innovative by her loser fans that relate to her because she is a loser too…and the whole thing would be better if she was attached to a sex machine…

I mean you wanna pretend you’re dominatrix and S&M…fucking be dominatrix and S&M and make it fucking count…

She’s the fucking worst…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

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Carmen Electra Working The Camera with ther Implants of the Day

Here is a some pics of Carmen Electra in her hotel room….having her pics taken by the paparazzi…a fact that in and of itself says that this shit is staged…cuz the last time the paparazzi was allowed anywhere near a hotel room of a star…it was Britney Spears during her crazy cry for attention I’m Bi-Polar phase…and he was having sex with her…

So she’s in her workout gear, all made up, and dying her shoe like a stripper putting on a weak stage show, a career that was probably better suited for Carmen Electra, but her timing was good and she won at fucking life…

But seeing her do this, like she’s not 100 fucking years old….is just awkward as fuck.


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2012

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Hayden Panettiere Busts Out Her Bikini for Esquire of the Day

When you get breast implants, you gotta show them fuckers off, it’s like something you’ve been insecure about all these years, you know cuz of your broad shoulders and how your A-cup tits didn’t balance you out….is all of a sudden thrown out the fucking window….because you got implants…something tht makes you want to dance, celebrate, and throw a fucking party for…in the form of making everyone you know feel how real they are….because like a new car…they aren’t actually part of you…but just an accessory that make you feel like a more sexual object…

I’ve seen girl with implants so many times before, and they are the first to get into bikinis to show them off….so these Esquire pics make sense….but they’d be more fun if she was juggling or doing some other circus act she looks naturally born for….but maybe I’m too demanding…my expectations too high…

Here are the pics…

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