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2012

23

Nov

Nicole Bahls Nipple on the Beach of the Day

I don’t know anything about this Nicole Bahls character…but she’s apparently a model from Brazil…who is also on Reality shows…and who reminds me of the Brazilian Snooki…which is not a good thing to be….even if it is better than being the actual Snooki…cuz the actual Snooki is the fucking devil….but I do know she was on the beach in thong and a bikini the other day and her nipple popped out…which is a huge surprise considering her choices on bathing suits….you know she wears the kind that make you wonder why she’s wearing a bikini all…a questionable character who thinks the world needs to see her half naked…and I guess I’m ok with that….cuz I’m ok with all things half naked…even traumatic things…


Nicole Bahls is Hilarious in her Thong on the Beach
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2012

23

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


You shoulda seen the ratty ass motel room that had crabs in the unwashed sheets since the 70s when crabs still existed…that I had to rent last night…because I like celebrating all holidays alone…hard drinking…by hiring cheap gutter hookers to satisfy my sadness…and for some reason my fat wife doesn’t let me do it at home in our bed…she always gets in the way of fun….literally.

It’s black Friday…punch some old ladies in all the chaos…

Here are some morning links….

Trust Fall Prank/Win – VIDEO
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Olivier Martinez Beat The Shit Out of Gabriel Aubry On Thanksgiving Morning. I Hope Halle Berry is Happy With the Memories She’s Creating for Her Child
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I Don’t Believe in Ghosts But This is Interesting Nonetheless – VIDEO
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Audrey is a Cute, Casual Blonde, Just the Way I Love `Em (SEMI NSFW)
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I Know Russel Brand Claims to Be Sober But This Dude Has GOT to Be High to Wear This Get Up
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Taylor Swift`s Newest Photoshoot Looks Like a Fucking Macy`s Christmas Ad
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Anna is a Cute, Geeky Brunette, Check Her Out (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday
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This Video Was For Her Boyfriend`s Eyes Only. Whoops (NSFW)
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THANKSGIVING DAY HORROR: 2 Dead, 100 Hurt in 150-Car Pile-up
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CJ Miles Has a Great Rack (NSFW)
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Hostess Cake – 10 000 Calories: A TRIBUTE – VIDEO
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GET THESE FUCKING AWESOME FUCKING SKULLS
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2012

22

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Just be happy I didn’t re-post TOP TURKEY VIDEOS FOR THANKSGIVING like I did 2008….or these THANKSGIVING BIKINI VIDEOS like I did in 2011….but this is Thanksgiving…not the time for reminiscing….it’s all about the fucking future…not the slaughter of Indians of the past…or family trauma…or any of that shit…eat, fuck, drink, fuck, footballl fuck….

Happy thanksgiving…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Happy Thanksgiving! Here’s Courtney Stodden Naked Holding A Turkey
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Alicia Keys Ruins The Gummi Bears Theme Song – VIDEO
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Hipster Thanksgiving….
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Nicole Bahls is Hilarious in her Thong on the Beach
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Scarlett Johansson Kinda Hot on Letterman
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Some Thanksgiving Turkey Fun, Why Not?
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Carol Seleme is the Rides Girl of the Day
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Claudia Lee is Pure Class and I Like It
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I’d Like to Be All Over Sidney (NSFW)
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I Wish Liz Would Ride Me Like She Rides That Chopper (SEMI NSFW)
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Amanda is Miss November 2012 (SEMI NSFW)
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Make the Most of Your Days Off With These Free Cam Shows (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Natalie Suliman
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How Celebs are Celebrating Thanksgiving….
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Mall Base Jump….
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Man Gobbles at Turkeys and the Turkeys Gobble Back
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This Picture os Colin Ferrell is Officially the Gayest Thing I Have Ever Seen and I Have Seen a Lot of Gay Shit
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Nympho Sluts Get It On and You Get to Watch (NSFW)
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Scarlett Johansson Was on Davic Letterman
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Busty Blonde X Wet T-Shirt Contest (NSFW)
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WTF is Rihanna Wearing?
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Cameron Diaz Panty Upskirt Ooops (SITE NSFW)
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Nicole Bahls Had an Upskirt as Well (NSFW)
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Jennifer Lawrence’s Tits Look Great in This Bikini
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Scarlett Johansson is 28 and Her is 28 Sexy Photos of Her
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16 Movie In-Jokes You Probably Didn’t Notice
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I Like Any Slut That Wears See Through Clothes
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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MICHELLE JENNEKE PHOTOSHOOT – VIDEO
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Base Jumping at the Mall, No Biggie – VIDEO
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Who is Toni Garm and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her?
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Nadia Has One Tight Body (NSFW)
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Vixen Kara Allison is Curvey in All the Right Places
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Nicole Sweet and Cameron Cruz Get It On
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Swedish Woman Arrested For Having Sex With Human Bones
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Kimberly Garner is Looking Good in a Slinky Dress
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Gotta Love a Slut On a Webcam (NSFW)
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Babes and Boards….
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Shitty Turkey Rap
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GI Kitty – AWESOME Thanksgiving T-Shirt of the Day
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Thanksgiving Fetish Porn of the Day
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Students have Sex
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Get This Underwear to Make People Want to Fuck
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2012

22

Nov

Thanksgiving Miracle of the Day

Here is a funny video of a fat kid realizing what a set of awesome tits are…after getting his candy fix….and his face is fucking amazing…I give thanks for this…happy thanksgiving…

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2012

22

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence and Her Fake Looking Tits in Hawaii in a Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is looking thick and dumpy…with a fat sloppy ass…that lacks all personality…shape and fun…especially since it is still a teen…making me wonder if those tits are real from her fatness just being pushed up properly to look like are implants….or if they are actually implants…to help advance her career as she already has….by turning her back on academy award performances…for movie franchise cash money….shit….you know like a sell out opportunist hooker…

It really doesn’t matter…hat matters is that being in hunger games…should inspire her to be hungry a little…just cuz she can afford all that food doesn’t men she should eat it….cuz I see these hips not lying and heading to a dark place….

But the good news is that…she’s not too thick yet to be considered disgusting….here are the pics…that could end up going either way down the road..in terms of fatness…but for now are on the cusp….walking that fine line…and in a bikini…and I give thanks for that…even if it could be better…

Happy thanksgiving….


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2012

22

Nov

Sarah Hyland for Complex of the Day

Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….show called Modern Family….and now she’s sexing it up for Complex Magazine…a Magazine I love and support all the decisions they make in the girls they feature…even if I don’t think they are all that great…

I know there are more people in the world than me…and anyone who watches sitcoms…doesn’t have any taste anyway….and they are the majority….so this one is for them….and I guess every other miserable person with a penis who sees young flesh and that’s all they need…

Happy thanksgiving….


TO SEE THE ARTICLE / MORE PICS / VIDEOS/ ETC CUZ YOU CANT GET ENOUGH SARAH HYLAND…..
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2012

22

Nov

Angela Lindvall Topless for Some Photoshoot of the Day

Angela Lindvall is a model who poses topless on the regular….she’s 33 years old….and has been in this model shit for a long fucking time….she started up at 14…another statutory rape kinda story…all underage and taken advantage of for sex offenders disguised as the fashion industry…

She’s done Victoria’s Secret, SI, a bunch of campaigns…and unlike most of the other topless models out there she’s straight from the slums of Oklahoma…an actual American model…doing the shit these immigrant girls do for citizenship…and I find that nice to see…especially on Thanskgiving…Happy thanksgiving….happy topless modeling….

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2012

22

Nov

Isabeli Fontana Strategic Nudity for Marie Claire Spain December of the Day

Isabeli Fontana …is a bikini and lingerie model who started modeling bikinis and underwear when she was 16….and age you probably wouldn’t want to hire your neighbor’s kid to model lingerie for your personal photoshoot…because that’s the kind of thing that will get you arrested for being a sex offender…while it is the kind of thing that generates major corporate funding and sponsorship…when it’s done for a magazine…

I always found that weird…

But not as weird as a naked girl in pictures…not looking naked at all…cuz she’s strategically posing and might as well be wearing clothes…that upsets me….

Happy thanksgiving….

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2012

22

Nov

Pia Mia Perez Ass for Instagram of the Day

Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam born…jailbait in training…who has a huge following..especially considering she’s got a pretty useless IMDB…where she was in one movie called Santa Paws…a couple of years ago..that I assume never hit theories…but that I also assume is far more than anyone else born in Guam has pulled off in the entertainment industry…

Now as she blossoms into a young woman…she’s taking the right steps and making the right moves to get noticed…by sexualizing herself on social media like she was Miley, Lohan and all the other child stars before her…and I figure I might as well help her on her quest….because it is one I endorse….exhibitionist at 16…leads to sex icon at 19…so keep up the good work Pia Mia

Happy thanksgiving….

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2012

22

Nov

Courtney Stodden’s Old Weathered Vagina for Thanksgiving of the Day

Can it really be a happy thanksgiving when garbage like this exists…and more importantly…is celebrated and noticed by the general public….when it lands tabloid covers and makes irrelevance relevant by pretending it was married at 16…when clearing it’s pushing 40 and has been a stripper for the last 2 decades….

Courtney Stodden is the fucking devil…but I’m keeping shit thematic..and here she is for thanksgiving…promoting not eating turkey…something I doubt any of you are listening to…

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