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2012

21

Nov

LIndsay Lohan Bloated Botox Fake Tit Porn Face of the Day

I love Lindsay Lohan…and I know Lindsay Lohan is trying her best with the insanity she’s been given…to have a normal and successful life…and I know there is no real plan or intent to be a weird failure…cliche child star…who was prostituted by her parents and now confused as to which way to turn….I know she actually thinks Liz and Dick will be her big break….her welcome back to the world of acting…and I know her fake lips, botox face, that makes her look like a weird, used, washed up, stripper, or low level pornstar face…is actually her thinking she looks good…but it’s all too fucking clowny…

Now, I’m a fan of Lohan, her tits, her ass, her skillset…even her personality…she’s funny and a good time…just a victim of her elements…but shit…whatever she’s done to her face…looks like it belongs in a fucking circus….gettting out of a small car with 12 of her friends…a car we can all hope she’s not driving….

Here she is at some Premiere for Liz and Dick last night..some shit she is staging legal issues to get more coverage for….when all she really needs to do is juggle and make animals out of balloons…with my liz and dick….


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2012

21

Nov

Michea Crawford in Elle Macpherson Lingerie of the Day

Michea Crawford is some babe who lived in Montreal at one point in time…before moving to NYC on her quest to being some kind of hot model…

I don’t think I’ve ever met her…..reminding me of another lost opportunity….one in which I coulda become her best friend ever…helping her take over the world….carrying her purse to gigs…doing whatever it took to get her trust so that I could make my move to touch her breast tenderly while she’s had one too many drinks….

I could have wrote love songs or love poems…and gazed in her eyes…and whispered sweet nothings to her….we could have got matching tattoos…and held hands in the rain…we could have had a family and kids..and spent the rest of our lives together…our love eternal….

But too late for that now…I don’t know much about her…other than that she’s got potential to be fucking famous…and here she is in catalog shots for Elle Macpherson lingerie…even though I hate catalog shots for any lingerie….I still like looking at babes half naked….especially one I could potentially run into on the street one day when she’s visiting her old digs….giving me the opportunity…to have her sign my tit….we’re all allowed to have dreams people…it’s fucking thanksgiving…and I give thanks to having dreams….

Posted in:Michea Crawford

2012

21

Nov

Aurelia Gliwski in Lingerie of the Day

Her name is Aurelia Gliwski….no idea where she’s from….

She’s a low level 28 year old model who no one has ever heard of…but still making more money than any of us…cuz all she needs is a campaign like this every couple of months that pays her 10,000 dollars to get half naked…and shit’s far better than working an actual job…think of all the free time she has to get high, drunk, suck dick, play, party, travel, etc…..cuz she only needs to work 10 days a fucking year….

You see cuz everyone focuses on the top models…the supermodels…the 300,000 dollar per campaign models…but the world is filled with hot babes willing to get naked in hopes of being a top model super model…while making more than a decent salary doing it….and you’ve likely never heard of her…and either have I…

But you likely don’t care about her….because you don’t believe we are all god’s children…you believe the media endorsed garbage is better than the less promoted cuz it has marketing budget behind it…it is the American way….give thanks….

While I prefer the girls who want to one day be that top model…nearing the end of the road as 30 approaches…who still get low level model gigs and live the model life…but more importantly who give me hope that they are willing to fuck with me to get to the top….when in reality…they don’t….m

Posted in:Aurelia Gliwski

2012

21

Nov

Lauren Cohan in a See Through Shirt for Ladygunn Magazine of the Day

I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know the shit matters…and that not just in the real world…but in the comic book world…shit’s fucking huge….so I can only assume…countless of you creeps love this 30 year old star of the shit…and will probably get a lot of use…and give a lot of thanks for this photoshoot for some obscure magazine….that involves no bra….reminding you of all the pussy you never had…while reminding me off the 19 year old at the bowling alley in a tank top last night…all bent over…and nipple flashing…what a slag….cuz braless is fashionable….a trend that is forever…at least according to me…and I know what I’m talking about….

Posted in:Lauren Cohan

2012

21

Nov

Lina Posada Posing in Bikinis of the Day

This Lina Posada barely exists….she has no web presence….no wikipedia page…just a few obscure fans tracking her every lingerie shoot on Tumblr and facebook…..so I don’t know where this shoot is from…what it is for…when it happened…I just know that it did…and give thanks that it did …cuz it is thanksgiving and I give thanks to everything…but more importantly…cuz this no name…who may very well CGI…cuz I can’t seem to find any trace of human or anything about her….has a rockin’ ass….and she’s being used to almost her full potential…all this is missing is a little penetration…


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2012

21

Nov

Denisa Dvorakova for Who Cares…in Bathing Suits of the Day

Denisa Dvorakova won a model search a couple of years ago…she’s Czech like so many horrible people who deserve what is coming to them that I know…all hard faced….skinny…tall…and posing in swimwear….for some catalog shit…that doesn’t really matter…or inspire us to be better people…but it does remind us how shitty our lives are…cuz we aren’t on the beach staring at ass like this while sipping cocktails…in paradise feeling like we’ve made it and like we really grasp what living is….while instead we are defrosting a can of beans and a smoked ham we got on sale for Thanksgiving dinner….cuz we are ghetto and not fabulous like that…

I give thanks for this bitch…from her Eastern European home reminds me of where I’ve failed….it gives me perspective and allows me to keep on going…

Posted in:Denisa Dvorakova

2012

21

Nov

A Bunch of Models Naked for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

I love me my nude models…especially when they are fashion models from other countries…doing everything they can to get big enough to work in NYC….you know with Visa sponsorship from major agencies and brands…so that they don’t have to be mail ordered….you know better to whore yourself for fashion shoots than to actually whore yourself…it’s safer this way…

The models are:

Anna De Rijk, Hanna Wähmer, Romee Strijd, Sara Blomqvist, Pau Bertolini & Larissa Hofmann

I’ve never heard of any of them…but I give thanks to them being naked enough for me…

Posted in:NSFW|stepFASHION

2012

21

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


It is Thanksgiving for some of you…the loneliest time of year for a lot of you….whether you don’t have family, hate your family, or are just reminded of how much better your siblings, cousins, neighbors are doing than you….

It is a time where single girls wish they were married…and more importantly…a great time to post your phone number on the internet to sex with strangers….

My new favorite thing to do….especially when I tell the creeps I am a 14 year old girl and they are now sex offenders….

It is the mIRC chat room of today’s generation….

Good times!


Police Officer Steals a Bunch of Weed, No Biggie
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Kunt Kartrashian Is Going To Bahrain….. To Learn About The Middle East Crisis
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Sarah Marie is a Fitness Goddess (NSFW)
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This Old Slut is Sure Obsessed With Those Sponges – VIDEO
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Alli is Super Sexy By the Pool (NSFW)
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Jesus Christ Mitt Romney is a Fucking Mess
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Bryan Cranston Talks About Witnessing a Suicide, Jesus
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Jennifer Lawrence Says She Got Into a Car Crash Because of Honey Boo Boo (Video)
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Free Cam Shows, Gotta Check Em Out (NSFW)
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This Slut is Getting Herself Off on Video, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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Did Shaq Tell Kobe To Pay Off His Rape Accuser?
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India Reynolds is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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This Bear Cub Rescue Will Warm Your Cold Black Heart – VIDEO
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2012

20

Nov

RonysPhotobooth Covers Selena Gomez Adidas Event for DrunkenStepfather of the Day

Arguably the best photographer in LA…if not the world, RonysPhotobooth ….a
good friend of ours here at DrunkenStepfather…despite our constant teasing of his friends….

Well he sent one of his crew to a media event DrunkenStepfather was finally invited to…and not only showed up to…but brought the best fucking photographers in the city to….because we may be ghetto, but we’re fucking awesome….

I feel kinda bad that everyone went to the trouble to go to this announcement…that Selena Gomez just signed a 3 year deal as guest designer for Adidas…..

I was hoping the event, that we weren’t given much info about, was going to be for a crotchless panty collection….not that Beiber is out of the picture and she can finally have sex…

Either way, thanks to the crew at RonysPhotobooth for being so lovely….and I’m looking forward to more fun times like these…even if they weren’t fun for anyone involved….

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

20

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I may have a flawed personality…but there is so much more than that wrong with me that I wouldn’t know where to start….especially since I am extremely busy staring at titty pics of amateur girls who may or may not be your wives, mothers, girlfriends, cuz they are something to someone.. it might as well be you…..and while I do that…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Jennifer Lopez Gets Her Ass Sniffed
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Mila Kunis Farted
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The Most Amazingly Busty News Anchor
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Selena Gomez is Adidas’ New Designer
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Cop Steals Pot
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Angelina Jolie Getting Felt Up By Ewan McGregor
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Joanna Krupa is a Bit of a Mess But at Least Her Tits Are Holding Up
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Madonna is Photoshopped to Highhell and Looks Almost Bangable In Her New Perfume Ad. Almost.
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This Old Slut Sure Loves Her Sponges – VIDEO
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The 25 Best Alfred Hitchcock Movies
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I Don’t Know Who Chloe Melas is But She Looks Fantastic in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift Is Dating An 18-Year Old From One Direction, Getting Death Threats
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Olivia Munn Takes it in the Mouth
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Kate Upton Proves What I Have Been Saying All Aong – She’s a Fucking Monster.
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Crazy Bitch Loves her Sponges
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indy Robinson is Covered But Just Barely (NSFW)
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Amanda Stretch is Easy on the Eyes (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, a Gift From ME to You (NSFW)
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It Isn’t a Day in Celeb News If Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Getting Arrested For Some Thing or Another
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Freakish Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova: Real or Phony?
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Creepy Mustache Man
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Anne Hathaway Wants a Baby
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Makeshift Classical Orchestra
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I’d Love to Wake Up to Kendall Rayanne in the Morning (NSFW)
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Skinny College Girl Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Funny People Show Up for Variety’s Night of Seth Macfarlane (Photo Gallery)
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Lucy V in the Shower with a Friend
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Cameron Diaz is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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Lara Stone Nude in Two Magazines (NSFW)
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Katie Price Massive Breasts with No Bra & See Thru Shirt
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Mariah Carey is Losing It
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Let’s All Stalk the Victoria’s Secret Angels This Christmas – VIDEO
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NUTS is Having a Big Boobs Special Issue and Here It Is (NSFW)
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More Internet Crazies Reacting to Hostess Going Out of Business
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Molly Bennetts Skirt is Way Too Short
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Who Says Math Isn’t Sexy (NSFW)
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Meanwhile, In Russia…. – VIDEO
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The Greatest News Anchor Ever, Based On Her Cleavage Alone – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Paulina’s Body is Tight That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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What The Hell? Russian Woman Keeps Her Husband’s Dead Body In Her Apartment For Three Years
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Lexi Swallow is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Note to Self: Don’t Inject Olive Oil Into Your Dong For A Bigger Peen (NSFW)
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And More Victoria’s Secret Hotness, Just Can’t Get Enough
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Annnnnnnnnd Here’s Megan Fox in a Bra
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How to Make Twinkies Now that Twinkies are No More – You Fat Fuck
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Hollywood Reporter’s Beauty Issue is Pretty Ugly
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Musical Bonus – Daft Punk vs the 1950s Dance
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Mother Fucking Brother Fucks Sinster Fucks Amazing
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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The Romantic Side of a Glory Hole
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Get This Underwear to Make People Want to Fuck
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