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2012

20

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Funny Face for Fake Legal Issues That May End Up in Jail of the Day

I wish this Lindsay Lohan lawsuit shit was a hell of a lot more erotic…but instead shit is just weird….even depressing…and I figure if I want a convict to masturbate to…I might as well just hire one off the street who is way less maintenance than this white collar crime bullshit…I like my unstable women a little less hollywood and a lot more down on their fucking luck to find their next hit…not to order their next meal at their 5 star hotel’s room service.

Lohan coulda been saved…but I am pretty sure – she’s fallen off so hard she can’t get back up…ever….all while wasting the tax payers money with spoiled brat bullshit.

But I’ll still believe there’s hope cuz I am a Lohan believer….and I know like a phoenix she will rise from the ashes and win an academy award…that or die of an overdose alone in her hotel room…either way…I mourn her or at least what she was…..

This is just a cry for media attention…and I’m buying into it – cuz I have a crush on her.

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2012

20

Nov

Ke$ha Performs on the Today Show of the Day

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Katy Perry’s horrible bodied, talentless, sidekick who she brought up to fame with her….was on the Today Show where she performed horribly, as that’s kinda her thing…but more importantly showed off her really obscure looking bod in a leotard like she was Gaga, Augilera, Madonna, every fucking pop tart trash who doesn’t belong on stage in a one piece….broadcasting the weirdness of their ass….in fishnets…like this was a fucking fetish party…when in reality…it is just proof that we’re all fucking doomed that this is the shit our kids get down to….Good thing I don’t have kids…

The worst…even in pics of her looking like she’s getting fisted….

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2012

20

Nov

Lara Stone Naked for i-D’s WInter Issue of the Day

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LARA STONE is some busty model who poses topless for fashion on the regular….and I think she’s quite lovely…to look at…because she has tried to sue me for posting pics of her and her fat husband, comedian David Williams, on their honeymoon…which is pretty fucking shitty…

But not as shitty as her horrible ass but no one is perfect…and for the sake of starting at her naked… she is good enough…..maybe even better than good enough….cuz she’s got huge and amazing tits …..and gets paid a lot to do this shit….and I’m all for staring at the cunt of a cunt….

Posted in:Lara Stone|NSFW

2012

20

Nov

Constance Jablonski Bikinis for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Constance Jablonski is some model who is 21, from France, and poses topless, which is conveniently considered wearing a shirt, or at least being dressed decent, in France, because France has it all figured out…from wine and cheese, to titties to bush…it makes me wonder why I’m not frenching a french who is so sexually liberated and free that we have anal on the first date…but then I remember it is because I married a french woman…who may not be from France..but who is the gutter, Canadian, descendent of France…who has lost any sense of eroticim, elegance, but has maintained their love of food….right into her XXL stretch pants….but at least I have constant pics of Constance…to remind me of all that I don’t have…it helps keep moral down and me inspired to hate on all things wonderful….

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2012

20

Nov

Lacey Banghard Ridiculously Busty and Topless for the Latest Nuts of the Day

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This is an amazing photoshoot…of a top heavy Glamour Model….appropriately named Banghard…even though from my experience…the over sexed, jacked on mail attention kind of girls…are the ones who don’t bang hard at all…they just lay there and figure you’re lucky to be getting up in them….while the average at best girls…or even the hot girls who work in offices but are more conservative and not posing naked for a living…are the ones who really bang hard….making pics of a Glamour Model naked….better than actually being in a room with a Glamour model…Sure I love glorified strippers willing to get naked for money and fame and notoriety as much as the next guy….but I’m more into their work…than getting to know them as people…cuz these tits are fucking bananas….and not in a racial National Geographic African tribe slur kind of way…I mean fucking next level nutty.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW

2012

20

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Models at the Victoria’s Secret Show Fitting of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio and the other Victoria’s Secret “Angels”..who big evil corporate Victoria’s Secret have made famous, relevant, important, despite being glorified catalog models, all as part of a global and successful marketing campaign that’s going into it’s third decade of underwear marketing….has released some backstage, fitting pics, from their fashion show…that will air as an infomercial…to get people in the holiday buying spirit in the next few days….and despite already having seen these girls…in these outfits…cuz the blitz has already gone down promoting the event….I’ll always take a second to stare at more pics of the shit…..cuz like you…I love seeing these girls half naked….even if they bore me and it is repetitive…

To See The “Angels” at an in Store Event
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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Candice Swanepoel|Doutzen Kroes

2012

20

Nov

Miley Cyrus’ Subtle Yet Implied Lesbianism of the Day

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Miley Cyrus has the lesbian haircut…she wears the lesbian combat boots…her fiance seems like a bottom who she probably wears the lesbian dolphin shaped strap on for…cuz it’s not gay for him if a girl is fucking him up the ass with a phallus that doesn’t look like a cock…and it makes him K-Fedding the richest twat under 22 bearable for him….

So it is only natural that she’d start playing up pics of her and her girl cuddling…licking her lips….and implying they just scissored themselves raw….at least that’s what I see going on in this pic…but then again…I’m twisted and the only thing innocent in life is me when the cops come knocking…

She’s also about to drop an album…so this is phase one of a 10 phase program that involves her sleazing up to get people talking….

I’m ready for it.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

20

Nov

Cecilia Bonelli in Sweet Lady Underwear of the Day

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I think it’s time for me to move to Argentina…cuz the women…are pretty much amazing…far less masculine than the Brazilians….and more importantly…less portuguese….

Cecilia Bonelli is a model…obviously dating a football(soccer) player….and more importantly….pregnant with his baby…cuz she’s a good Catholic girl who doesn’t use contraceptive….

I guess all that matters about her is that she’s modeling lingerie…prior to destroying herself, her womb and in 6 months, her vagina….cuz her ass has a great personality.

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2012

20

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood Flashing Garth Brooks Poster of the Dy

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Sara Jean Underwood is no virgin….obviously…that didn’t come out right…what I was trying to say is that she’s no stranger to showing her tits for attention…because that’s the only fucking reason she exists on our radar…she did playboy, we’ve all seen her naked….I can tell you the depth and fucking proportion of her clit to labia ratio….I’ve seen her tits pre implants, post implants…she’s all over the fucking place…yet she plays up her social media…likes she’s not a fucking nude model turned TV host on a show that is barely on TV…so it barely fucking counts as being a host…

Like Sasha Grey not sucking dick, then not sucking dick….modeling naked…then being coy and playful about it….is against the fucking rules…

Seeing pics like this pisses me off.

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2012

20

Nov

Or Grossman is an Israeli Model in Bathing Suits for WWIII of the Day

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So the third world war is going to be breaking out pretty soon thanks to Israel defending its honor by blowing up some Arab leader….leading to bombing, dead civilians, and the US jumping in on the shit….

What better way to celebrate the end of humanity one month before it was predicted that to showcase a model who is straight from the belly of the beast….Israeli Or Grossman…who I hope doesn’t get blown the fuck up…cuz she’s the bomb .

I kinda love that I just wrote that….

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