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2012

20

Nov

Emily Osment in a Corset for Instagram of the Day


I think I am the only one who finds it funny to have a conspiracy theory about Emily Osment…you know that she’s Haley Joel Osment after his sex change…like this shit was Amanda Bynes in She’s a Man…or Rodney Dangerfield’s dainty Jonathan Brandis pre suicide in Ladybugs…pulling the broken child star out of the depths of hell…and re-packaging it as a cute girl…cuz no one cares about him anymore thanks to puberty and the only way to stunt that shit is hormone therapy….

It makes total sense to me…and here he is in a Corset…in what may be the least erotic pic I’ve seen of someone in a corset….I guess he hasn’t fully grasped how to move like a lady…

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2012

20

Nov

Rocio Guirao Diaz Models Lingerie of the Day


Her name is Rocio Guirao Diaz and she’s from Argentina…and probably only really known in Argentina….because I’ve never heard of her…but then again…all these girls…whether naked or half naked…unless seriously and aggressively shoved down my throat are forgettable…so maybe I have heard of her….maybe I’v even slept with her and just don’t remember it…because as a drunk…I don’t remember anything….but I probably just thought the girl I was banging was this hot…as I tend to do…becaus as a drunk…fat chicks seem less fat…their bodies soft and delicate and amazing to violate…while they are eager to be violated…cuz male attention only comes a couple of times a year after hard drinking…but the nice thing is that it doesn’t matter how vile the girls I bang are…what matters is how not-vile I think they are when I am banging them…cuz those beer goggles are my reality….

Here’s Rocio Guirao Diaz modeling lingerie….like she’s not the mom of 2…..

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2012

20

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I love menopause for the friction….

Here are some Morning Links….

Check Out These Fucking Awesome and Amazing Shirts
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A Backflip/Frontflip Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day – DEATH IS COMING FOR YOU
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Martina is Has Kind of a Less Trashy Heidi Montag Thing Going On and I Like It (NSFW)
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This Dog Just Really Isn’t That Interested – VIDEO
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Nicole Banks Has a Sexy Morning Stretch (SEMI NSFW)
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And Now Let’s Take A Moment To Respect Jennifer Love Hewitt As An Actress and By Actress I Mean Cleavage
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Here’s a Bunch of Press For HITCHCOCK aka MOVIE OF THE YEAR – VIDEO
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HOW TO: Make You’re Own Twinkies – VIDEO
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Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet Really Are the Best (NSFW)
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Busty Babe and a Banana Dildo – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Krysten Ritter
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Megan and Her Gith Body Are Sexy by the Pool (SEMI NSFW)
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And Today in Russian Highway Insanity – VIDEO
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2012

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

The world may be doomed. We may be fucked. We may not be fucking enough. We may not be making the money we want. We may be just a speck on humanity…insignificant, not respected, hated and ignored….

But at least we have the stepLINKS…

Jennifer Tilly Using her Tits Hysterically
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Jessica Simpson’s Skinny Jeans – Fat Everything Else – No Feet
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Jamie Sadlowski Destroys Golf Simulator
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White Boys Dancing
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Hayden Panettiere Fake Tits for Self
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Christina Aguilera Was At The Am- JESUS CHRIST!
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Rihanna’s 777 Tour Turned Into A Hilarious Nightmare – STREAKING VIDEO
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You’d Have To Work Pretty Hard To Get Your Cock In This Ass
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Anti Theft Breifcase Will Shut Those Fucking Theives Down
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25 Girls You Were Crushing On in 1997
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Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures In Men’s Fitness
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Ashley Benson Has a Pretty Great Rack
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I’d Like to Be All Over Kasey’s Tight Body (NSFW)
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This Chick Is Going To Have A Sex Tape Within The Year
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Nicole Banks is Looking Super Fine (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Monday a Little Better (NSFW)
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Old Masseuse Sexually Harassed
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Cliff Dive Fail
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage – Why Not.
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Rihanna Has Nipples And One Of Them Is Pierced
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Nicolette Novak Has Milky Ways (SEMI NSFW)
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Our Looking Good Sweetheart is One for the Books
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WATCH: 10 Shocking Videos of Black Friday Mob Violence
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This Skinny Slut is Lovin Up a Bottle (NSFW)
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Maybe I’m Going Blinde But Hayden Panty Airs Isn’t Looking Half Bad On This Magazine Cover
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Katee Life is Nude in a Lake (NSFW)
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Lauren Cohan See Through (SITE NSFW)
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Padma Lakshmi’s See Thru Playboy Shot
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Jennifer Tilly’s Irrelevant Cleavage
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Annnnnnnnnd Here’s Photos of Charlize Therons Shaved Head
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The Real Sleeping Beauty
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Homeless Guy Playing the Spoons
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Axe’s Bikini Raid….
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Olivia Munn Makes a Splash in Sexy New ‘Vanity Fair’ Shoot (PHOTOS)
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Stella Hudgens is Slutty Like Her Sister
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The Best Thanksgiving Movies to Watch Over the Weekend
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Katt Dylan Has Me Thinking Dirty Thoughts (NSFW)
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Who Doesn’t Love Putting Their Hands All Over Wet, Soapy Tits? (NSFW)
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Louis CK Will Shut You the Fuck Down – VIDEO
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Body Slam Pin Prank. Uh Uh – VIDEO
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I Don’t KNow Who Christina Perri is But I Should Be Stalking Her
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Slutt Pic Dump of the Day
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These Hotties Are Playing With a Taser – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Florida Christian School Teacher Caught With Pants Down Banging Her Live In Foreign Exchange Student Says “It’s My Midlife Crisis!” [Video]
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Taylor and Michelle Get It On (NSFW)
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No Hockey Leading To Higher Sex Toy Sales In Canada?
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Miranda Kerr is Bringing the Hotness As Always
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These Two Dirty Sluts Get It On (NSFW)
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Psy with MC Hammer
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The Best Way Through Security Check point
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Some Hitchcock Interviews….
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Nude Erotica with Babes Naked
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Lisa Ann Milf Getting Dirty
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Brother Fucks Sister and Mother
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

19

Nov

Rihanna’s Tits Look Awesome in Concert of the Day

Rihanna spent her marketing budget on renting a 777 jet from Delta and inviting 200 people from the media – myself excluded – cuz Rihanna doesn’t know good blogs when she sees them – probably cuz she doesn’t know how to read – it’s something that happens when you drop out of school at 12 to be a prostitute and puppet….

One of the stops on their 7 day whirlwind tour…that should end in a fiery plane crash for dramatic purposes…was Toronto…where she wore this shirt…that made them titties look ridiculous…and I figured why not jump in on this promo bullshit…cuz I got nothing better to do…but more importantly…cuz it involves cleavage….


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Here are some pics from her instagram….cuz she’s a social media whore…in a good way…

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2012

19

Nov

Courtney Cox Scary Dinosaur Back / Old Lady Bikini Pics of the Day

This is freaking me the fuck out…and you have to understand that I don’t fear skinny girls…if anything I support and endorse fitness/starvation / anything so that you don’t end up fat…but there comes a time where I guess being skinny is flawed, and as much as I hate admitting that…cuz LI love skin and bones…this fucking Spine is the shit nightmares are fucking made of…seriously…straight out of a horror movie….I don’t know what the cause of this is…but shit does not look fucking normal…and all I can think is how disturbing fucking her from behind would be…staring at that like it was an Alien creature ready to rip your fucking dick off…

I find this really fucking WEIRD….and I have fucked some really fucking weird, questionable things, but on the positive side of things…her ass isn’t bad for a 50 year old mom….so if you focus on that…it’s almost as though that freakish back isn’t there haunting the rest of her….


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2012

19

Nov

Judge Judy in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know what is worse…Judge Judy in a bikini…or the fact that I am masturbating to it…

This is from a recent appearance of Judge Judy on Katie Couric’s show…but it doesn’t matter why it happened…it just matters that it happened….

I would love to rub that dried up, loosed skin, menopause all over my face…but maybe that’s just cuz she annoys me so much on TV…with her attitude…that I want to punish her with a fine in the form of my genitals….

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2012

19

Nov

Behati Prinsloo and Candice Swanepoel are Model Friends of the Day


These are my kind of best friends ever…that I am sure are not actually best friends…but they play best friends in social media…because in reality they probably can’t stand each other, are jealous of each other and are competitive with each other, as all girls are…especially when they work for the same company modeling bikinis and lingerie…sure it makes sense to think they both feel like they won the lottery and their lives are just so fun and exciting that they can’t have a catty bone in their body…cuz they both have that stamp of approval…but society tells us another story…and historical research on women says they are smiling bulldozers…and the first chance one of them has to fuck the other’s fiance…they’ll take it…cuz it doesn’t matter where they are…or how much people like them…it matters that they are head to head competing….it’s nature’s way..

So they can pretend this is real all they want….they can play it up and pose together…but we know that when the instagram app is turned off…they are shit talking each other behind each other’s back…and they are judging each other’s bodies…poses…etc….cuz they actually fucking hate each other….since they are in the same game…

“OMG, Candice has a belly role that she always sucks in, and makes a stupid face when she models, but don’t tell her I said that”…..is the conversation when Candice leaves the room….you know it.

But they are hot…and I’m a fan of looking at their lies when their lies are half naked….

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Candice Swanepoel

2012

19

Nov

Maria Menounos in a Bikini for Men’s Fitness Magazine December of the Day

I don’t actually care about Maria Menounos…like she’s not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….TV they sold their souls out to be on….

But I don’t mind when I am reminded of this curvy, fit, lovely greek girl who I have appreciated staring at her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….especially when she’s modeling bikinis for Men’s Fitness…

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2012

19

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Back on a SUP of the Day

This is offensive…

But the good thing about it is that she’s no longer hiding the fact that she’s a pig of a woman…prior to today…she was strapped down and trying her hardest to look “hour glass”…with an aweseome waist to hip ratio that didn’t stem from laziness and over eating…

But today..it is clear…she has fallen off her smoke and mirror games as she struggles like a fat chick on a paddle board…and that to me…is a victory for mankind…

May she just keep getting fatter and fatter until one day exploding….like the sinner that she is.

Good times….baby got disgusting back….


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