2012
16
Nov
What the world needs now more than ever is a little hipster Miley in some short red pants with boots and a tube top showing off her little tits and stomach…..while making duck faces like a 15 year old she may or may not be genetically modified to be thanks to disney….and by the world I mean my masturbation…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2012
16
Nov
We’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits before…but that doesn’t mean we’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits nearly enough…you see we aren’t married to her…or forced to deal with her shit…that after a few months or years gets real fucking tedious…making all tits…from the fat chick at the McDonalds you’re getting lunch at…to the neighbor…to any girl who isn’t Lara Stone’s tits more appealing…..so we are pure…and honest Lara Stone titty observers….making me ready for more…..
Posted in:Lara Stone|NSFW
2012
16
Nov
I don’t watch the X-Factor…so as far as I’m concerned Britney is still the crazy fat slob shaving her head and flashing her cunt…breaking out of her cage/bear trap that her handlers had her in…by getting knocked up by a genius opportunist’s sperm….because this medicated, controlled, Britney is just depressing….so I ignore she exists…but that was until today…when this hard nipple pic dropped in my inbox…cuz a hard nippled mom…no matter what her mental illness or depressing life may be…is still a tit worth looking at….
Posted in:Britney Spears
2012
16
Nov
It’s cold as fuck here – so I figure why not post some aspirational pictures of an erotic pantsless winter….
I know more dreadful catalog type pics of skinny models you’ve never heard of like Kristy Kaurova from Russia…who is making moves by photographing well…you know escaping a life of gymnastics and/or mail order bride and/or rationed bread and/or weight lifter and/or beating the Americans into Space and/or who the fuck cares about Russia…this is globalization motherfuckers…we are all God’s people…of the same species and our difference don’t change are anatomy…and our anatomy…at least this Kristy Kaurova model’s anatomy makes me want to rub my flacid anatomy against her inner thigh….I’m romantic like that….but more importantly….I’m into world peace like that….
Posted in:Kristy Kaurova
2012
16
Nov
As a reformed hater of Glamour models…I can say I really respect India Reynolds and appreciate her hard work…
You see because just a few months ago…I used to laugh at these Glamour Models…thinking all they wanted to be was actual models…but due to lack of a good face or height…they were forced to do these low level shoots for men’s magazines…
But then I realized…that these girls…are not aspiring models at all…if anything they are closer to strippers…but even stripping probably wouldn’t have been their career of choice…but instead hosting, or bar tending, or waitressing….but thanks to perks and opportunities and fame…they’ve become thrown their reservations aside and become nude models…showing off their rockin’ tits…and sex appeal that is far more interesting that actual models…and far more appealing that strippers or hookers anyone has access to….and the whole thing has made them famous…They are the Samantha Fox of the 2000s….shit’s always existed…but for some reason it brings hope of a better tomorrow….where new busty girls follow their lead…giving us an endless supply of busty topless girls we’d otherwise never see topless….
Posted in:India Reynolds|NSFW
2012
16
Nov
Jeff Tse is some photographer….who has shot for a bunch of magazines from Harper’s to Allure to Teen and your favorite masturbation fodder – Seventeen….and now he shot this Lucy girl….who is some fantastic bodied unknown model…who is playing her fucking cards right by getting half naked for a photographer who has a bit of a track record…especially when her body looks like this…she’s good.
Posted in:Jeff Tse
2012
16
Nov
When you go to the trouble and the expense of buying fake tits of this magnitude…being in lingerie is kinda what you are meant to do…or destined to do…or the only thing you can do to make it all make sense…otherwise…there would be one massively confused riff in the universe….meaning a classy young lady like this Melissa Debling who I don’t know, recognize or want to bother googling or even searching this site to find out more on….should be banned from wearing anything but lingerie….I mean why save it for photoshoots like this…when it could and should be her everyday outfit…to the bank, funerals, grocery stores…you know make them titties matter girl….
Here are the pics…of what look tacky, trashy, and low level pig of a stripper..the way I like it…she’s not hot..but she’s got tits…which save her….
Garbage…
Posted in:Melissa Debling
2012
16
Nov
Yvonne Strahovski is some 30 year old Polish / Australian actress who has been in Chuck and Dexter and I guess that’s about it…..I mean that was until today…because today…she’s also been featured as the cover girl for our favorite magazine – Complex…and we aren’t just saying that because they are the only magazine who believed in us before we let them down miserably….back in 2007…we are saying that cuz they are up to speed on what’s good…and based on her pics…I see a lovely…bright…semi-erotic…definite nude scene in her future….and that makes me happy…an emotion that is new to me…but surprisingly quite pleasurable….but maybe that’s cuz she’s a babe…or maybe it’s cuz she’s Australian and I love Australians…Doesn’t matter here are the pics…
Posted in:Yvonne Strahovski
2012
16
Nov
The Painted Lady: Jena Malone on Nowness.com.
“Perched in a dreamy rose garden, a seductive and melancholic Jena Malone narrates this poetic 19th-century-inspired short by filmmaker and author Liz Goldwyn. Part of a series of works devoted to demystifying the sex industry, The Painted Lady casts the future Hunger Games: Catching Fire star—who made her name in Donnie Darko and Saved!—as a young woman who recalls an encounter with a lushly powdered call girl. As Malone’s distinctive voice glides over the hazy footage, intercut shots transform her baby-faced ingénue into a defiant, colorfully made-up femme fatale against a floral backdrop.”
I couldn’t have said it better myself….this is Jenna Malone….who is now 27 ….who looks a bit too much like monster Rumor Willis for my liking…..in some art film shot 6 years ago…where she’s topless and smoking…like all aspiring actors should be….even when flat chested…and that is something you need to see….this glorious Friday…
Posted in:Jenna Malone|NSFW
2012
16
Nov
People hate that I put up catalog shoots for lingerie companies, bikini companies, of unknown models half naked…because I like to celebrate models getting paid a decent day rate that makes it worth taking time off their waitressing jobs….promoting for companies who don’t pay me…more than I like posting on celebrity trash that are barely hot….and that the media shoves down our fucking throats…trying to make us think they matter..when in the grand scheme of things…they fucking don’t matter at all….but I guess you could argue that nothing fucking matters, we are insignificant and it is the end of the world…if not officially…it might as well be…since we are just little blips on the radar that are alive for a split second in the history of humanity…but that would be fucking depressing…so look at these Australians modeling funny bikinis and bathings suits instead…cuz they make our short time here more fun.
Posted in:stepFASHION
