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2012

10

Dec

Olga Kurylenko’s on the Beach of the Day


Olga Kurylenko is some pretty well liked Communist…because the cold war is over and we aren’t conditioned to think that every Russian worth fucking…you know…who isn’t on the Russian Ladies Hockey Team….is a spy…even though she’s not just Russian…but has been run through the mail order bride circuit…and has French and American citizenship…cuz thta’s what marrying strategically does for Soviet with a dream…..allowing us to focus on what’s important…which is the Cold War that water is having with her tits…Lovely nipples…


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2012

10

Dec

Stacey Keibler’s Muddy Bikini Pic of the Day


Stacey Keibler’s posted the ever classic Dead Sea covered in mud picture for either the scat fetishists…or for the general public to see how well traveled she is…especially now that she’s landed herself George Clooney, and is probably on a pilgrimage in the promised land….especially in the HOLIEST TIME OF YEAR ….in efforts to pray to the powers that one day her uterus will house the holy child the spills out of George Clooney’s penis…rather than spitting it out like he makes her do every time they bang…to make sure she doesn’t trap him as all bitches try to do…

Here is that glorious picture….I feel like I see baby Jesus in her bikini top….

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2012

10

Dec

Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day


Besides the stretch marks on her ass…it amazes me that Padma Lakshmi, the Indian celebrity chef, total fucking babe who married a 90 year old….is actually 42 years old….and a mom….it just blows my fucking mind….because I am married to a 43 year old…and I don’t think she ever looked like this…even when she was 12….leading me to be reminded that I’ve been robbed of pretty much all good things in life….and that maybe…I shoulda traveled to other cultures…before settling with fat white trash…in what might as well is a trailer park….but enough about me…this Padma girl is glorious…and I hate saying that…because it goes against everything I know……she’s 42…what the fuck


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2012

10

Dec

Stella Hudgens is Flexible of the Day


Stella Hudgens is the teen sister of Vanessa Hudgen…who you may remember as the hairy 18 year old who took nude pictures of herself….and leaked those nude pics only to say they were taken when she was 17 so that anyone with a severe fear of getting arrested for child pornography would take them down…even though I think a bush like that takes at least 18 years to grow out…and even though the real crime in child pornography is the production of it…leading me to think she should be the one who gets arrested…not that it matters..because what matters is that her younger sister is taking her lead, and like most younger sisters who are less famous and jealous, is stepping up her game…she’s alredy out practicing next level stripper routines, and posting the shit as a preview of what’s to come….and by the looks of it…her flexibility…may cuz some relatively criminal fantasies in some of you….while I’ll just wait til she’s 20 and really delivering the erotica….because I’m patient like that…and figure there’s so much other nudity out there…we’ll just let this one blossom…and there’s nothing wrong with checkin’ in on it while it does…

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2012

10

Dec

Cheryl Cole Showing Off Tit of the Day

Cheryl Cole is some prison tatted, gutter looking girl from the working class UK, who managed to not become a stripper as everyone in her high school class expected, but who instead got a gig in a manufactured pop band, and who has since been able to leverage that into marrying a successful soccer player, and thus living the good life for the rest of her life….you know attending red carpet events instead of paternity tests…kinda thing….but luckily you can take the girl out of the projects but you can’t take the projects out of the girl…so part of her needs to show off tit to feel like she hasn’t sold the fuck out…even though she’s sold the fuck out…and because she’s sexy as hell…I am into that…


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2012

10

Dec

Carmen Electra Performs Like It is the 90s of the Day


Carmen Electra decided to perform at someone’s birthday this past weekend…now I am not sure whether she was hired to perform as some kind of sick joke mocking her for being willing to get up on stage at 45 and pull this shit it….or if someone legitimately wanted to see Carmen Electra perform…or if this was actually just for fun…you know to be playful amongst friends…and the paparazzi just happened to be there…I just know it happened…and her fit body…looks fucking amazing…and despite hating girls over 30…I think I may be in love…and that’s not just because I liked her when she was relevant in the 90s…it is because this girl knows how to fucking move….a star stripper…who keeps her clothes on…I’m a fan…

Here’s teh video….and it is amazing


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2012

10

Dec

On the 6th Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me…..of the Day

SOME EVERYDAY ENERGY TO KEEP UP WITH THE HOLIDAY PERVERTS…..…from hanging outside changing rooms and at the bottom of escalators in hopes of seeing up skirts…to hanging in bars filled with single or recently divorced women who don’t want to be alone for the holidays….to crashing corporate Christmas parties…for the free booze….you need this this holiday season…


Modeled by the ever amazing and Beautiful and lovely girls who are my friends and not my hooker ARIEL REBEL and VERONICA VICE


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2012

10

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I may not have got a girl pregnant this weekend…but I sure as hell tried…not because I like making babies…but because I like legally changing my name and flying to third world countries to avoid the repercussions. It is the holiday season people …a time for family…and deadbead dad-ing…cuz sometimes being a drunkenstepfather is not enough…

Here are some links…

Scary Snowman Prank Hahahahaha – VIDEO
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the Misfortune of Others Will Help Us All Through Monday
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Lindsay Lohan is a Full on Groupie
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Oh You Know, Just Dogs Driving Cars. Wait, What?
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Miss Mosh, Yaow!
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Claudia Galanti is Sexy in a Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Covers Harper’s Bazaar Arabia (Photo Gallery)
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The 25 Worst “Must-Have” Christmas Toys Ever
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Free Cam Shows For a Cold Monday Morning (NSFW)
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Slut is Getting Off With the Dildo
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Olivia Wilde Vol 2
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Ashley C is Sexy in White Lingerie (NSFW)
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Twisted Sister Heavy Metal Christmas – VIDEO
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Visit Our Holiday Gift Guide To Win
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2012

07

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I almost ran a chick over the other day…and her reaction was to give me the finger…I guess she doesn’t respect drunk drivers….so I did what any normal guy who just got the finger would do…I pulled over…followed her to the coffee shop she was walking to…to give her a hug and tell her it was all ok….

TIS THE FUCKING SEASON

But unfortunately…she screamed for help before I had a chance to press my erection up against her…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Stephen Baldwin Blue Steel’d The Shit Out of His Mugshot
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So the Nurse That Answered the Prank Phone Call to the Hospital Where Kate Middle Was Staying Killed Herself Out of Embarressment and Now they Resigned…of the Day
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Two Drunks on a Scooter
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Vanessa Hudgens Boring in Harper’s Bazaar
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Reporter is Annoyed..
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS – VIDEO
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Annnnnnnnd This Mom and Daughter Have Been Starring in Porn Together…
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Kelly Brooke is Sexy in Lingerie, As Always
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Chrissy is Showing Off Bikinis
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Norwegian Badass is More Bad Ass Than You
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Sherra is Oh So Sexy (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows to Make the Most of Your Weekend With
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Well, Megan Fox’s Career is Over…
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And Gisele Bundchen Will Be Bikini Body Ready By Tomorrow
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The Latest List of Alleged Zumba Whorehouse Johns is Here!
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There’s Worse Things You Could Be Than An Accidental Peeping Tom (NSFW)
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Scarlett Johansson for Dolce & Gabbana (Photo Gallery)
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Tessa Fowler Completely Nude Video (NSFW)
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Nina Agdal Knows How to Rock a Bikini
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Sofia Vergara See Thru Cleavage to her Black Bra (SITE NSFW)
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Courtney Stodden is Sluttin It Up, As Always
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Highway Fun
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Mommy Kissing Santa Cuz She’s a Slut
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Sara Underwoood Topless for Playboy Doing Yogo
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Scarlett Johansson for Dolce Gabbana
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The Best Movies Released Christmas Day
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Now That’s One Unforgettable View (NSFW)
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Two Words: Assless Dress (NSFW)
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Some Prestty Impressive Street Art, Wow
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Vintage Big Mac Commercial is Pretty Amazing
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Claudia Galanti is Looking Fantastic at the Beach
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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24 OF THE HOTTEST SIDE BOOB PICS YOU’LL EVER SEE… (NSFW)
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And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Pop Your Booty When You’re an Old Lady – VIDEO
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Lylith Lavey and Mackenzee Pierce Make Yoga a Lot More Sexy – VIDEO
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity (NSFW)
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I Don’t Know Who Helen Flanagan is But I’m Starting to Think I Should
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There Can Never Be Too Many Busty Web Cam Sluts (NSFW)
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Nicole Scherzinger, Just Because
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Funny Dog Howl
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Kate Upton’s Vogue Cover Even Though She’s Fat
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Epic Tea Time
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Christy Mack Awesome Blowjob
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Amateur Anal
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Hot Amateur Webcam Fuck
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Cops Jerking Off Dudes
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I LIKE NAKED CELEBRITIES!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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2012

07

Dec

Paris Hilton is Not Dead Even and in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Even if you think Paris Hilton is dead….she’s not….she’s with Everyone who is anyone, or who wants to be anyone, or who was once someone thanks to her grandfather…is is Miami…as I’ve said before…

I am not in Miami..because I am no one…and I like it that way…but unfortunately Paris Hilton hasn’t really embraced her falling off to insignificance as gracefully…I am sure she hates every single Kardashian episode or article more than any of us do…which should make her on our site…but it doesn’t…because she hates them cuz she wants to be them….since she’s the bootleg version of them….not that it matters…what matters is she’s in Miami to get noticed…and in trying to get noticed…hoping for a second wind…she’s pulling out her tits…and the worst thing about this…you know the greatest fucking tragedy is that I think she looks fucking hot…ass and titties I’d play connect the dots with her herpes scab like I was Peewee Herman…whatever that means…

Here are the pics…

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