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2012

16

Nov

Melissa Debling’s Gutter Lingerie Shoot of the Day

When you go to the trouble and the expense of buying fake tits of this magnitude…being in lingerie is kinda what you are meant to do…or destined to do…or the only thing you can do to make it all make sense…otherwise…there would be one massively confused riff in the universe….meaning a classy young lady like this Melissa Debling who I don’t know, recognize or want to bother googling or even searching this site to find out more on….should be banned from wearing anything but lingerie….I mean why save it for photoshoots like this…when it could and should be her everyday outfit…to the bank, funerals, grocery stores…you know make them titties matter girl….

Here are the pics…of what look tacky, trashy, and low level pig of a stripper..the way I like it…she’s not hot..but she’s got tits…which save her….

Garbage…


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Posted in:Melissa Debling

2012

16

Nov

Yvonne Strahovski for Complex of the Day

Yvonne Strahovski is some 30 year old Polish / Australian actress who has been in Chuck and Dexter and I guess that’s about it…..I mean that was until today…because today…she’s also been featured as the cover girl for our favorite magazine – Complex…and we aren’t just saying that because they are the only magazine who believed in us before we let them down miserably….back in 2007…we are saying that cuz they are up to speed on what’s good…and based on her pics…I see a lovely…bright…semi-erotic…definite nude scene in her future….and that makes me happy…an emotion that is new to me…but surprisingly quite pleasurable….but maybe that’s cuz she’s a babe…or maybe it’s cuz she’s Australian and I love Australians…Doesn’t matter here are the pics…


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Posted in:Yvonne Strahovski

2012

16

Nov

Jenna Malone is Topless in Some Art Film Shit of the Day

The Painted Lady: Jena Malone on Nowness.com.

“Perched in a dreamy rose garden, a seductive and melancholic Jena Malone narrates this poetic 19th-century-inspired short by filmmaker and author Liz Goldwyn. Part of a series of works devoted to demystifying the sex industry, The Painted Lady casts the future Hunger Games: Catching Fire star—who made her name in Donnie Darko and Saved!—as a young woman who recalls an encounter with a lushly powdered call girl. As Malone’s distinctive voice glides over the hazy footage, intercut shots transform her baby-faced ingénue into a defiant, colorfully made-up femme fatale against a floral backdrop.”

I couldn’t have said it better myself….this is Jenna Malone….who is now 27 ….who looks a bit too much like monster Rumor Willis for my liking…..in some art film shot 6 years ago…where she’s topless and smoking…like all aspiring actors should be….even when flat chested…and that is something you need to see….this glorious Friday…

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2012

16

Nov

We Are Handsome’s Swimwear Shoot of the Day

People hate that I put up catalog shoots for lingerie companies, bikini companies, of unknown models half naked…because I like to celebrate models getting paid a decent day rate that makes it worth taking time off their waitressing jobs….promoting for companies who don’t pay me…more than I like posting on celebrity trash that are barely hot….and that the media shoves down our fucking throats…trying to make us think they matter..when in the grand scheme of things…they fucking don’t matter at all….but I guess you could argue that nothing fucking matters, we are insignificant and it is the end of the world…if not officially…it might as well be…since we are just little blips on the radar that are alive for a split second in the history of humanity…but that would be fucking depressing…so look at these Australians modeling funny bikinis and bathings suits instead…cuz they make our short time here more fun.

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2012

16

Nov

Heidi Montag is Still in Staged Bikini Pics for the Paparazzi of the Day

If you’re wondering what Heidi Montag has been up to …. and I know you haven’t been….because she barely exists in the grand scheme of things…but she’s trying…trying so fucking hard…just to get people to pay even just a little attention to her….even though her celebrity has run its course…but if you’re the one weirdo who cares…she’s been staging bikini pics for the paparazzi in hopes that sites write about her….and I’m a sucker for bikini pics…so here they are to start the miserable day.


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2012

16

Nov

Mornign Hangover Dump of the Day

I talk to a lot of girls who think I am a creep..who haven’t realized that I may play a creep on the internet and in social media…but the real creeps are the repressed weirdos they are going home with…I am actually the most normal guy in the game…and that’s some real scary shit…

Here are some morning links…

Driving in Russia – A Compilation – VIDEO
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Rihanna And Fist Brown Made A Song Together, Because They’re Not Getting Nearly Enough Attention
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Nicolette is Sexy in Lingerie (SEMI NSFW)
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Justin Bieber Was Trying to Kill Himself and The Only Thing That Sucks About That is That He Didn’t
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Marilyn Monroe Throwback Gallery (SEMI NSFW)
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Some Ashley Greene Just Because
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Yvonne Strahovski: The “Hot Complex” Interview, Photo Gallery, And Video
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday to You (NSFW)
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This Girlfriend Gets Dirty in the Shower (NSFW)
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WATCH: Conan Reviews and Mocks ‘Hitman Absolution’
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How About Some Ali Milan (NSFW)
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This Guy is a Mouth Juggler. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Buy This Amazing Bracelet…..
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2012

15

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I think I should join a gym…to stare at all the hot…tight bodied girls in spandex…and other times I remember that the hot chicks in spandex are out doing blow while the girls in gyms are all the fat cat ladies hoping they’ll drop some of their extra 40 lbs….to land a husband….cuz they don’t realize that there are some fucking desperate dudes out there…who will take them as is…just as long as they let them have sex with them…cuz the world is filled with fucking losers….and that’s why I try to stay as far from the gym as possible, and as close to the coke whores as possible…

Here are the stepLINKS

Kristen Stewart Was Practically Naked at the Twilight Premiere Part 2
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The First Line on the First Page of Every Cell Phone Manual Reads:
“If Robert De Niro calls your ass, you either call him the hell back”
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100 Hottest Supermodels of All Fuckign Time
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Taylor Swift Skinny and Covered Up in Harper’s Bazaar
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YoYo Master Fail
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Nintendo is Ruining the Youth
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Jessica Jane Clement Tops List of 50 Sexiest British Glamour Models of All Time
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Leighton Meester is Working It For Flaunt
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Kim Kardashian is an Attention Whore of the Day
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Megan Daniels is Sexy By the Pool (NSFW)
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Audrey is All Laid Out and I Like It ((SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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MICHEAL LOHAN WAS ON MAURY POVIVH FOR A PATERNITY TEST AND GUESS WHAT?
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Carrie Fisher Talks Star Wars
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Bus Drifting!
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Lady Gaga Looks Horrible in South America
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Mannequin Prank
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Let’s Have Some Fun With Mandy Marie (SEMI NSFW)
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The Top 10 Most Redneck Thanksgivings of All Time
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This Nerdy Girl is a Squirter (NSFW)
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Some Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Leah C – Head of Boobie Blog Security (NSFW)
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First Look at Nadine Velazquez Nude in Flight (NSFW)
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Kirsty Gallacher Red Carpet Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Vogue’s Best Dressed List
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Babes at the TV Guide Hotlist Party
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Pitbull on a Treadmill
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Orangutan Wants Baby
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A Little Hayden Panty Airs, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Denise Richards Still Has a Pretty Rocking Body
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Who Doesn’t Love Stripper Asses Though (NSFW)
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The Best New TV Shows of 2012 That You May Not Be Watching Yet
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Angel Has One Sexy Beauty (NSFW)
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I’d Love to Go Snowboarding With These Babes (NSFW)
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Meme Mash Up of the Day
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I Don’t Care if Kate Beckinsale Smokes I Still Love Her
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Heaven is in Bed, Between These Girls (NSFW)
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Well Helloooooooo Paulina (NSFW)
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Aurora Colorado “Dark Knight” Shooter James Holmes Tries To Commit Suicide By Cracking His Head Open On Jail Cell Wall!!!
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Nesty and Sophie Get It On
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Emergency Room Data Reveals The Top Causes of Dick Injuries (NSFW)
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Supermodel Mommy Matchup: Miranda Kerr vs Alessandra Ambrosio
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These Busty Cousins Are Getting Trashy on the Web Cam
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Car Explodes – Driver is Boss
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Red Bull Does Not Give You WIngs
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Reese Witherspoon in Tights
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Amateur Teen Girl Fucked Hard….
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Faye Reagan Gets Fucked Hard
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Some Babe in Some Artistic Nudes
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Some Blonde Lesbians
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

15

Nov

Leighton Meester Sexes it Up for Flaunt of the Day

For an ex foot fetishist…I would expect more out of her…..

For those of you who don’t know anything about Leighton Meester…and I hope you don’t know anything about Leighton Meester….since me knowing about Leighton Meester is humiliating enough for all of us….

She was born in a halfway house to criminal parents…who instilled the important moral and ethical lesson of prostitution into her….which lead to her living in NYC….looking for her break…when along came a pornographer who cast her in some foot fetish videos that helped pay her rent…while still leaving her schedule open to sleep her way to the top….which she pretty much pulled off…getting cast in a major show….and now she’s doing model shoots in magazines that are a bit sexed up…but not sexed up enough for what I’d want out of a fetish model…you know tap into your roots and historical experience girl….foot jobs for everyone for fashion or some shit….

And unfortunately…I kinda dig her….but I like all broken women…it’s my thing….

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2012

15

Nov

Beyonce Mom Cleavage for Social Media of the Day

I guess she’s taking on a little advice from Rihanna…you know getting up on this showcase your tits for Social Media…while hiding the rest of your horrible body…cuz there’s obviously a little jealousy up in here…knowing how many records Rihanna sells and how much money Rihanna makes…even if that money’s going back to her pimp Jay-Z which in-turn is 50% Beyonce’s…cuz Beyonce’s already stupid rich and money doesn’t matter…it just reminds her that Rihanna’s got more going on…and more importantly…that Rihanna’s got more to give…cuz RIhanna hasn’t kept any babies she’s been knocked up with yet….and everyone knows…moms are never as good as their slutty, younger, counterparts….but I still apppreciate Beyonce’s effort…A for Effort….cuz reality is…she could just be real housewiving it….kickin’ it without putting her titties out there….

Posted in:Beyonce

2012

15

Nov

Miley Cyrus Braless and Lovely Cone Titties of the Day

I really like Miley Cyrus lately…and I have no idea why…but I like to think it is because I don’t know her and will never know her…because if she did, I would likely hate her bratty fucking ways….but I also like to think it is cuz she’s got a nice lean body that she doesn’t mind showing off…even if her little titties are all cone-like….you know like pee stings on a pre-pubescent…probably caused by some Disney genetic modification they call “Peter Pan-ing” their young casts so that they have a longer shelf life after investing all that money in them….and something you’d normally want to wear padded bras with…to false marketing…unless of course you’re someone like Miley…who has been prostituted so long she doesn’t even know the concept of privacy, shame or any of that normal person stuff….my kind of girl….now that the bra is off….the next logical step is to get that annoying shirt out of the way….good girl.


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