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2012

15

Nov

Morning Hangover of the Day

Sometimes the freedom of masturbating on the freeway on the way to work is something that can’t be beat…until you notice the school bus next to you has 8 kids filming you for Youtube and that you’re about to go viral…before getting pulled over by the cops…the bus driver called cuz they felt you were being inappropriate…

Sometimes…I’m happy I don’t have a car, work or the temptation of me, my dick, and the open road ahead….it saves me and my family from pain and suffering.

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And Now, The Most Epic Beer Commercial EVER – VIDEO
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Quote of the Day: I Hate Cocaine – Dina Lohan
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Lindsay Knight Has One Sweet Ass (SEMI NSFW)
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Michelle Schall Knows How to Rock a Bikini
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Karate Fails – A Compilation – VIDEO
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Audrey is All Laid Out And I Like It (SEMI NSFW)
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RICKY GERVAIS IS TAKING OVER NETFLIX
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Alessandra Ambrosio Looked Hot at GQ’s 2012 Men of the Year Awards Party
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Geek Girl is Masterbating in an Airplane (NSFW)
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50 Cent is Selling Headphones and Pimpin’ on QVC Ladies
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I’d Like to Take a Piece of Crystal Home For Keeps (NSFW)
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO (DUH)
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2012

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

This is a picture I took for my instagram…of one of the girls I seduced off instagram to let me touch her…because I’m so charming…and irresistible….

Instagram is a giant caption this contest for the internet on pics of people I don’t have to be friends with…where I can troll, annoy, and creep out all girls…

But sometimes…I win over the babes…..

Maybe it’s got something to do with my 20% off All Orders at Karmaloop Sale that ends at midnight Use code: WEDNESDAY that you should take advantage of….cuz all girls like well dressed guys who save money…Or maybe it has to do with my muscles…

Whatever it has to do with…I am into it…

Here are tonight’s stepLINKS…

Rihanna’s Wax Figure is Worth Fucking
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Hot Girl Riding a Sky Diver
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Kimberly is Down on All Fours (SEMI NSFW)
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Madonna Did a Striptease for Cash
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Driving in Russia the Compilation…
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Babes at the GQ Man of the Year Event – Including – A Whole Lot of Hookers – Serious Fucking Hookers – I LOVE HOOKERS
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And Now, that BEST Review of a Restaurant You Will Read EVER – Fuck You Guy Fieri – Or N’Sync – Or Whoever this Is….
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And Now, Cinema’s Greatest SLAPS – VIDEO
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Outtakes From Terry Richardson and Anja Rubiks Photo Shoot for Vogue Paris
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Tamara Ecclestone is Cleavagy and Photoshopped
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Rihanna is a Bangable Wax Sculpture
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Rube Goldberg Machine – In the Craziest Red Bull Drinking Machine
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OZ the Great and Powerful Trailer with Mila Kunis
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Oiled Up Teen is Riding a Dildo (NSFW)
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33 of the Hottest Olga Kurlenko Pics of All Time
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Soccer Trick Shots
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Keira Knightely Topless in Allure
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Thru Dress with NO BRA (NSFW)
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Scared St Bernard
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Megan is Sexy in Black Lingerie (NSFW)
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More of Prinzzess Felicity Jade (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Will Take You to Heaven (NSFW)
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These Windows 95 Tips Offer a Terrifying Flashback to the 1990s
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Ashley Greene for Seventeen
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The Science of Morning Wood
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Snooki’s New Teeth
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Sophie Reade Topless for Today’s NUTS
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Elmo Probably Isn’t a Pedophile Everyone Can Relax Now
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Behind the Scene with Jodie Gasson (NSFW)
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Jaime Lee Kirchner See Through for Esquire (SITE NSFW)
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Thru Dress with NO BRA (NSFW)
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Emma Stone is Just Plain Sexy
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Rihanna, Jenna Dewan, Jennie Garth Ravish in Red at GQ Men of the Year Awards
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Some Ashley Tisdale
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Octogon Gir Brittany Has One Sweet Ass (SITE NSFW) – VIDEO
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Breanne and Anissa Get It On (NSFW)
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How About Some 69 Titty Sucking (NSFW)
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Girls Versus Pizza – A Gallery
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Ready to Puke? Here’s How Hot Dogs Are Made – VIDEO
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Leryn Franco is in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Get A Lod of This Trashy Blonde Janny (NSFW)
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Streets Is Watching: Google Says Government Surveillance Is On The Rise
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Denise and Mandy Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Jenny McCarthy Had Sex With A Tree While On Ecstasy
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GQ Men of the Year Party Favorites: Teresa Palmer, Alessandra Ambrosio, Julianne Hough & Camilla Belle
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Now THOSE Are Some Huge Web Cam Tits (NSFW)
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Cats Flushing Toilets the Music Video
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Long Board Wipeouts
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Kristen Stewart Looks Like a Lesbian
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Yurizan Beltran’s First Anal Ever
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Macy B Morena Hot as Fuck for Sex Art
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Julia Bond – Doctor Doppelfucker
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Hot Fucking Babe in Gold Latex Gets DPed
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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Get Kinky….
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2012

14

Nov

Penelope Cruz in the 2013 Campari Calendar of the Day

Lady in fucking red…holy shit….turns out that I am down with any alcohol company who doesn’t advertise on this site because they are snobs and too busy spending 100s of thousands of dollars on Penelope Cruz, the Oscar winning Spanish actress you may or may not have heard of, but have probably seen her fucking nose, at some point or another….because that’s the signature feature that she’s helped big nosed women come to terms with over the years….as the media told us she was beautiful…

I know this cuz I used to fuck a girl with a big fucking nose…I’m talking offensively big…and she was convinced she looked like Penelope Cruz….when really…she looked like a girl with a big fucking nose…but that didn’t stop her from getting with the likes of me…when really she should have been with far less attractive men…but Penelope Cruz got her through it…like she is getting through me…with this hot…red…glamour shoot for Campari….

I want to dirty up this high quality, high production loveliness with my genitals….and she is not even naked or not a 40 year old mom….

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2012

14

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Trashy Slut Attempt at Art of the Day

There’s a pretty silly “indy” internet film coming out called The Canyons that is starring Lohan and a pornstar named James Deen that I guess is her attempt at honing her art…or her craft…to break free from all the negative press and to be taken seriously as an actress instead of a Disney puppet that has fallen off…

I get that the “style” of the movie is meant to be porno quality….low level…shit acting…but I think that’s just their way of addressing their shit actors and porn stars…..

Serious bad fucking strategy….nail in the coffin level move on her part if getting back in the scene was on her fucking todo list…

What a waste of great implants.

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2012

14

Nov

Madonna Does Gangnam Style to Stay Relevant of the Day

The internet is ruining lives and humiliating people….Things like this make a mockery of everything that society has to offer…and the fucked up thing is that people get excited about this viral video shit going mainstream…internet MEMEs are taking over the world…and that is a big reason why the general population is substantially more handicapable…this is the shit they find important…and the proof is in the Youtube Views of everything Gangnam style….

I guess this is an example of just how hard Madonna has fallen off…bringing this guy to her concert…that’s weak….

Video Via – my friend Mark Ebner …who is also concerned with pop culture….

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2012

14

Nov

Helen Hunt Full Frontal Nude Scene in The Sessions of the Day

Helen Hunt is in a new movie about a paralyzed due to Polio poet who is a virgin and decides to hire her to have sex with him…it is called The Sessions, but I call it 40 year old virgin, the Oscar winning edition…

Luckily, like all hookers…or “sex surrogates” as they call her in the movie…she gets naked, shows her old lady hangers…and some bush…cuz I’m guessing if this 40 year old version is paralyzed due to Polio…it takes place in an era before the bikini wax…

The scary thing in all this is that these pics some Pirate took…totally turns me on….

I blame Mad About You circa 1994….or maybe I blame the fact that Helen Hunt Has got bush..cuz bush is dead with today’s youth…but as an old as fuck dude…I Remember…I’ll Never Forget…

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2012

14

Nov

Gabriela Rabelo Lovely for Macy’s Lingerie of the Day

This Brazilian Model Is Awesome…even in shitty underwear shoots for Macy’s that remind me of jerking off to the Sears catalog in an era before the Internet….only with a lot less anxiety…because my foster mom won’t get mad and make me do borderline criminal things to me…to punish me when she gets home from working at the diner when she finds her Sears Catalog desecrated, violated, raped by someone who isn’t even her biological son…

I really hate lingerie catalog shoots….and I always have…with their edited nipples and mall family portrait quality….but it is the Holidays and time for all the stores to push this shit like it is crack cocaine to all the useless husbands who don’t know what to buy their wives they hate…..but this Gabriela Rabelo makes this Macy’s shit worth lookin’ at….

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2012

14

Nov

Anna Draganska Modeling Lingerie Amazingly of the Day

Anna Draganska is Polish…but unlike most poles…she’s not in the circus due to great juggling skills and/or bear training skills…..she’s not a gymnast…or an Olympic weight lifter….she’s not in line for rationed bread…and she’s not in a catalog for mail order brides…..

I admit, my knowledge of anyone eastern European or Russian is from an era when they were all behind the Iron Curtain during the Cold War..and as an ignorant man, I don’t feel the need to update my preconceived notions…but I do feel a need to stare at her half naked pics….cuz Communist USSR survivors…who were probably born after communism…and are actually daughters of billionaires…can be pretty fucking spectacular to look at….

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2012

14

Nov

Rozanna Purcell in Shiny Lingerie for the Sun of the Day

She is Miss Universe Ireland 2010 and now she’s miss girl who’s shiny cheap looking panties I want to masturbate on to see my sperm drip off of….but would fear that my sperm would dissolve the shit…and not due to it’s toxicity thanks to hard drinking and bad living…but do to the cheap as fuck lookin quality of the fabric…you know some “don’t get this wet” it will turn into something horrible and poisonous like sulphuric acid and that should be recalled from China….if it wasn’t jacked up against this Miss Universe Ireland 2010 Rozanna Purcell’s hot body…

But I will say, the cheap panties work for me, they remind me of all I’ve ever known on the caliber of woman I have bedded, and I like how they make her a little less pageant and a lot more pornstar…

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2012

14

Nov

Babes who Matter at the CFDA/ VOGUE Fashion Fund Event of the Day

Events…all events…that I see pictures of celebrities at…no matter how low level that celebrity is…remind me of how insignificant I am…because I was never sent an invite…even though I wouldn’t have gone…not because I am too cool to attend events…but because I don’t like leaving my house…or as I like to call it…my pile of filth…the coffin in which I self destruct…but it’d still be nice to get the invite…you know to be a little less like every birthday party in elementary school I didn’t make the cut for….something I am used to…and a lot more like that stamp of approval I need for my self esteem….from society….and the people who really matter like leaches and latch ons…and scenesters…and social climbers…who aim to attach themselves to…cuz they think you are relelvant or the next big thing…cuz you are at the right place with all the right people according to themn…..I need these vapid empty people in fashion to like me…for me to feel like I matter….I’m being sarcastic….I’m just happy lookin at the pics from the comfort of my soiled couch…next to my unshowered, cheese smelling, wife.


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