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2012

14

Nov

Jenna Pietersen Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Jenna Pietersen is apparently some SI model from South Africa….who is not very famous, we’re talking under 3,000 twitter followers, who I may or may not love looking at in lingerie…who I may or may not have emailed asking her to be my girlfriend…without putting any strategy into my seduction process…cuz she’ll likely just think it’s some Nigerian scam or spam and delete my tender, loving, romantic words…..while I could have charmed her like I charm all the other models I have sex with in my life….but her rejection is ok…I can take it…and I deserve it for not playing the situation right….but I think I come out a winenr…cuz I don’t have to take her on a date to see her in lingerie…..she gives that to everyone for free….My kind of girl…which is pretty much why I want to sing her love songs til the end of fucking time….


She’s a Blogger…So If Masturbating to Her Pics Isn’t Enough for you Desensitized Perverts…You can also Masturbate to Her Writing…While I Don’t Masturbate to Her Cuz I Respect her as my Soul Mate
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2012

14

Nov

The Rest of Rihanna’s GQ Shoot of the Day

The other day I posted the December GQ Cover featuring Rihanna…cuz I am always first to the gate…and now I’m posting the rest of the pics…cuz I like or at least respect her…as much as I respect any hooker…which is not very much…but more than I respect girls who don’t slut out…when they should be slutting out…even if they don’t have to slut out…

To clarify….Rihanna doesn’t have to be posing half naked ever…but she does…while girls who should pose half naked to help pay off their debt, student loans, etc….don’t….because they are losers with morals who don’t want to cheapen themselves…while people like Rihanna….keep fucking winning….


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Posted in:Rihanna

2012

14

Nov

Nordstrom Hates Thongs but I love Danielle Knudson of the Day

It amazes me that in this smut filled world we live in…you know one filled with porn…and trashy celebrated rich kids with sex tapes….and cheating politicians, church leaders and perverts fucking everywhere…..that companies…still try to take the purist approach to selling lingerie as to not upset their overly conservative, Christian customers….

Because seeing Nordstrom….a major fucking retailer…crop out the thong ass of the model like they were trying to avoid being inappropriate…despite trying to sell the fucking thongs in the first place…is just fucking backwards thinking…

Especially when the model who’s amazing ass they are cropping out is…young, vibrant, amazing, Danielle Knudson , who I never heard of before today…but who I can say is probably my soul mate cuz I have a undying urge in my pants to get her fucking pregnant.

Posted in:Danielle Knudson

2012

14

Nov

Karen Nuernberg is Amazing for GQ Italia of the Day

Karen Nuernberg is a brazilian model who I wish was the model in the sex cult I have been trying to establish the last 20 years…that only allows hot models from other countries to be in it…and where initiation involves them choking me out while sitting on my fucking face…for 8 hours a day….a sex cult that all though seems genius in my sexual fantasies…and like the logical thing all girls should be a part of despite it having no upside at all…that I’m starting to lose confidence in ever happening…because I am shitty at organization, brain washing, abducting, and all that other good stuff that sex cults need…

Luckily, GQ Italia, is a little better at getting things done…cuz she may not be choking me out at my command, but she’s still half naked….and that’s as good as it gets with this Karen Nuernberg babe.

Posted in:Karen Nuernberg

2012

14

Nov

Denzel Washington and Nadine Velazquez Flight Sex Scene of the Day

This is like the Halle Berry / Billy Bob Thorton in Monsterballs, interracial sex scene…only this time it is actually interracial…because Denzel is Black and the Nadine Velazquez sounds hispanic or central american…while Billy Bob…as you’d expect with a name like Billy Bob was white and Halle Berry…also white…and I have no idea why I am talking about that movie…when this pirated clip from flight…all low quality…is in front of us….all big, round, amazing assed…with a set of implants…riding an old black man with a thong…shit’s like a slow night at the stripclub…on the wrong side of the tracks…only far better paid…and I figure it’s worth watching…cuz knowing Denzel…shit’s gonna be nominated for an Oscar…you see cuz every couple years they have to give out an award to someone who isn’t white…to make it look fair, legitimate, not staged and not racist….

The movie is called FLIGHT and now you’ve seen the best part….


TOO SEE PICS OF HER IN A TIGHT DRESS AT THE FLIGHT PREMIERE OCT 24
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Here are some pics of Nadine_Velasquez in Maxim and FHM back in 2007 and 2008 when she had her big and only break before today on a show called MY NAME IS EARL….and the League….She’s 33, married, American..and I am sure there are more pics of her floating around, but feel I’ve done my dude…showcasing her big screen ass from a movie still in theaters….I’m a hero like that….

Posted in:Denzel Washington|Nadine Velazquez|NSFW

2012

14

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes….we take pictures of hot bodied girls in lingere….that was sent to us by are partners at LELO ….

Sometimes…we don’t…

But we like when we do….and when we do…we post the PIC ON THE INTERNET

Cuz hot bodied half naked girls….make for boners….especially when they aren’t hookers….strippers….or my wife…and cleaning your fucking room….

Here are some morning links….

Never Before Have I Been So Enthralled With What a Truck Driver is Doing. Seriously – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Just a Regular Day With a Dog Walking On a Tightrope. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Anna Grigorenko is an International Hottie (SEMI NSFW)
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Amber Sym is a Bow Tie Beauty (SEMI NSFW)
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Leryn Franco is Rocking a Bikini
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The 25 Stupidest Ideas For Game Shows
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Wednesday! (NSFW)
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Perv Secretly Films Girl’s Pussy at Nudist Beach (NSFW)
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Nina Agdal’s Sexy Holiday Lingerie: PHOTOS
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I’d Like to Be All Over This Babe Madden (NSFW)
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Don’t Play the Trivia Wax Game – VIDEO
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2012

13

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Because when you save money….you can spend it on the important things in life…like hookers…strippers…drugs and alcohol….tipping webcam sluts…like an idiot…with no friends…but they make you feel like a man…who women want….

If clothes isn’t your thing, cuz you’re fat, pathetic, and anti social…then forget I said anything and click on the links below..there’s plenty for you to soil your already soiled pants to….creep….

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Bieber Can’t Decide Between Models or Gomez or Models Or Who fuckign Cares…I just like the Bikini Pics of the Pussy he Fucks
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Why Hello There Kristen Stewart’s Ass Cheeks
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David Petraeus Scandal Becomes Animation….
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Best Truck Driver Ever
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fall Asleep When Drinking With Friends – VIDEO
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Terry Richardson Photographs Model Cara Delevingne at His Studio
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Bella Thorne is Trouble and I Like It
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Here’s Another Dumb Trailer for Lohan’s New Shitty Movie – VIDEO
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Natalie is Cute in Sexy Flowered Panties (SITE NSFW)
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Jeannie is Keeping Fit and I Like It (SEMI NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan is a Trainwreck and I Won’t Lookaway Till She’s Dead – VIDEO
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Hilarious Basketball Fail….
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Dog on a Tight Rope
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Free Cam Shows, Make the Most of Them (NSFW)
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KABOOM! The 9 Worst Deep-Fried Turkey Fails of All Time
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Kimberly is Down on All Fours, Check It Out
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This Dildo is Going Deep, And Guess Where? (NSFW)
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Elle Fanning Had Better Have Been On Drugs Cause That’s The Only Way to Explain Those God Damned Shoes
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Holly Peers and India Reynolds for Nuts Magazine (NSFW)
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Khloe Kardashian’s Nipple Was Hosting the X Factor (SITE NSFW)
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I Would Fuck Ashley Tisdale In The Dark
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Once Asleep, Now Awake
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Joe Biden’s Carmen San Diego
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Looking Back on Carmen Electra – GALLERY
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Kendall Jenner is Leggy and Inappropriate
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If You’re Anything Like Me, You Wanna Be All Over This Ass (NSFW)
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Dead Musicians You Most Want to See Perform as Holograms
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These Sluts Are Giving Them Pussies a Workout, Wow (NSFW)
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WOULD YOU HIT IT? LUCKY LATISHA (NSFW)
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She’s probably preety good at handing long cock
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Death Metal Kitty is Our LOL Cat of the Day – VIDE0
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And That’s Why You Don’t Buy an iPad From the Gas Station – VIDEO
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Miley Cyrua Hates Her Fan or Something
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Badly Chosen Logos – A Gallery
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Rihanna Topless Showing Off Her Mocha Brown Nipples
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Father Gets Caught Sleeping With Son’s Girlfriend And Is Beaten To Death By His Children While Their Mother Covers It Up
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Heidy and Aliz Are Getting It On WOW (NSFW)
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So You Want To Live In A Porn Theater? (NSFW)
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Red Carpet Ladies at the Breaking Dawn 2 Premiere
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This Sweet Teen Has Some Huge Tits (NSFW)
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Penelope Cruz Looks Fantastic in Some New Ad Campaign
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Christina Hendricks’ Glorious Rack Attended Some Event
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Dogs are the Fucking Best….
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Bonafide T-Shirt Of the Day
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Kirsten Price, Sammie Rhodes, Melissa Jacobs – Soft As Fur Photoshoot I Want to Make Love To Myself To….
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Really Hot Nude Model Nude Modeling
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Lyla Storm Public Disgrace
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Naked Celebrities….
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Naked Amateurs…
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

13

Nov

Selena Gomez Smiling Calm After the Storm of the Day

We had a crisis yesterday when mainstream media reported the Bieber/Gomez spilt…..So I expressed myself with a Memorial Video …..then we were taken on a MEDIA BLITZ roller coaster where they reported Bieber was banging Barbara Palvin the lingerie/bikini model for Victoria’s Secret…..then they said they were back together…and I rejoiced….by making a celebration video of their love to express that joy…..even though I really don’t care about these brats, who they are fucking, when they are fucking, why they are fucking, or if it is all just a marketing campaign….

Even though, if I was Bieber – I’d be fucking low level groupie models who are 18 and just getting a taste of fame…instead of some barely attractive, ego, celebritant twat from Disney….who you know is a whole bag of bullshit spoiled brat behavior that comes with being young, rich with a ton of fans….while groupie models who are 18 and just starting up are way easier to handle…she’s new to it and hasn’t had time to grow into a cunt…and even if she has at least she’s hot bodied….while Gomez…kinda looks like a monkey….even in a hot little dress at the Glamour awards while all the other tweens in their 20s were at the Twilight premiere….I’d rather stare Barbara Palvin in Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot and I hate catalog shoots…..


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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

13

Nov

Candice Swanepoel for Juicy Couture for Terry Richardson of the Day

As you may or may not know…I fucking love Candice Swanepoel for her personality….it’s got nothing to do with her hot fit body in a thong bikini…a body she gets paid 100s of thousands of dollars to be in shitty campaigns for Juicy Couture like this….shot by Terry Richardson…who snuck into the shit….that I call shit…cuz it fully lacks any originality like all the shit going on out there….

Now I know there are hotter girls than this tall as fuck South African model….but they aren’t the ones in this stupid video…so it’d be stupid to talk about them….wouldn’t it…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

13

Nov

Ashley Green at the Twilight Premiere of the Day

OMG IT WAS THE EVENT OF THE FUCKING CENTURY…..

The Twilight Premiere…..and Ashley Green’s tits were there….cuz Twilight is the only reason she fucking exists….

I feel like more people cared about the Twilight Premiere than they did about the presidential election…this shit is bigger than fucking god…the kind of event publicists for all the low level stars were fighting to get into…media fucking hype for the worst fucking movie franchise of all fucking time…I’ve seen 5 minutes of one and it was fucking ghetto….

I am not looking forward to hearing about this garbage the next 3 months…but I am glad that it’s the last one in the franchise…because then we can go back on to living…normal…unpolluted by garbage lives…no wait…that won’t happen….hollywood will force feed garbage down our throat.


To see a bunch of pics…One Would Say the Master List of Twilight Red Carpet Pics of Girls Like Kristen Stewart – Showing Upper Thigh…and Other Low Levels Looking to get Noticed…..from the Red Carpet
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Posted in:Ashley Green