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2012

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Sara Underwood Doing Nerd Shit for Attention of the Day

I get her hustle…but I hate her hustle….I like to think I hate this exploiting nerd shit for nerds because I am a fighter of equal rights of all people…and I always side with the underdog…their social ineptitude and lack of friends, street smarts, and sex life…make them easy targets for a playboy model to market herself to….you know like a telemarketing type scam against trusting elderly who have no mental capacity to say no to the scammer….only the nerd version….I guess she figures she’s done the posing nude thing, now she can be playful, dress in costume, and get more money and more fans that will last, if only these idiots believe she’s actually into their shit, which they do…cuz they hope that she is more than they hope for brain washing software that actually works to be released so that they can get laid…

You get what I’m saying, it’s an easy target…and she’s a fucking loser for jumping on board…

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2012

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Elisandra Tomacheski Catalog Lingerie Pics for Nordstrom of the Day

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Prior to today…I didn’t think it was possible that there could be a lingerie shoot for a lingerie company that was more boring, tedious, and repetitive than the catalog shoots Victoria’s Secret releases…you know with edited out vagina lip and nipples…but it turns out the Nordstrom pulled it off…with relatively hot model Elisandra Tomacheski, who like 80 percent of Victoria’s Secret talent is from Brazil…but who just lacks a whole lot of hard nipple and thonged ass to really make this shoot interesting to our desensitized minds….and that’s pretty fucking unfortunate….because I should get excited by all girls half naked…and the fact that these evil corporations have the ability to make me not get excited by them…remind me why I hate them….

Here are the pics of Elisandra Tomacheski….in the least erotic lingerie in the history of lingerie…ever…what a waste of a hot fucking body…

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2012

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Cheryl Cole and Kimberly Walsh Imply Lesbianism of the Day

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Nothing like a low level pop star…who was likely a hooker prior to being cast as the lead in a fabricated band…but who is now the ex wife of a soccer star…and TV presenter…cuz life just worked out for her…thanks to being hot….crying for attention like a college girl at a frat party….kissing her BFF to give all the boys boners….it’s a good way to establish her worth….and her presence….and next time she should do it with more tongue…and more importantly…with her friends…”downtown” lips….it makes for better photos….

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2012

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Rihanna’s Strategic Nude Pics for GQ of the Day

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The main thing I like about Rihanna is that she does these sleazy fashion shoots…where she’s sexed up and half naked…and it feels pretty authentic…like she likes being topless in pictures…like she wants people jerking off to her…like being at the fucking top is just more reason for her to show more skin to more eyeballs..cuz that is what gets her off…

I mean she doesn’t need to be doing this, she could already own the entire island of Barbados she’s from and make herself Queen….where all the locals worship her….she’s that fucking rich….but she wants to do it…and I know this because when she’s not being featured in magazines…she’s shooting pics herself for social media…

Maybe she was molested as a child….Maybe I don’t care…and either should she….

She’s won at life and I like the way she’s giving back….

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2012

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Keira Knightley Strategic Topless for Allure UK of the Day

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Keira Knightley is posing strategically topless for Allure UK…because I guess it makes sense to feature her topless for en editorial on her…you know all artistic…representing how the magazine is peeling the layers of her character to get us to her core….in what makes absolutely no sense whatsoever…and that I just made up as an excuse for the nude pics…..when really it’s all designed to get them some fucking attention…to sell copies…cuz no one buys magazines anymore….cuz shooting her in a fucking snow-suit won’t get people to notice…but shooting her topless makes the world go nuts…

The world is filled with perverts…sex sells…but only some of us are punished for it…

Not that I’m complaining about this…I like bare back as much as the next guy…..

I’m just complaining that I’m considered a porn site cuz I post pics these assholes take….when these assholes make millions off the same pics.

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2012

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Jaime Lee Kirchner for Esquire of the Day

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If you have been wondering what Jaime Lee Kirchner….one of the actors of the movie RENT….has been up to the last 6 years…and I know you have….I don’t have the answers for you…but I will say that she is modeling in Esquire…showing some nipple…like it was a porn mag…cuz nipples are fashionable…and more important…totally advertiser friendly…when you have to compete on the internet for hits…cuz tits get hits…it’s pretty much the only reason I’m alive…and the only reason I do posts on people as insignificant as Jaime Lee Kirchner…..

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2012

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Rosie Jones Topless Outtakes of the Day

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Rosie Jones may not have the best face in the game…and she may not even have the best body…or the best tits…but they are pretty fucking lovely….and fighting a pretty good fight for the fucking title…all thanks to her willingness to embrace her skill set….and realize that she might as well showcase, broadcast and exploit the shit as hard as she can…because it will make her more money than anything else she puts her mind to..

There is nothing more annoying than seeing a babe…or at least a girl with a rockin’ body working a shitty job…instead of embracing her “talent” and doing something life changing like this.

I am some Tony Robbins motherfucker when it comes to convincing girls to getting naked for success….I should make an infomercial….

Here are some topless outtakes from a recent shoot….

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Tamara Ecclestone Billionaire Titties in Loaded of the Day

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Tamara Ecclestone is a billionaire…or at least the heir to a billionaire…cuz her dad is a billionaire…making her richer than Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian and luckily equally tacky, attention starved and low level…I mean sure she doesn’t have a sex tape, but she’s from the UK, they are more sophisticated than that, they prefer to keep their smut less about penetration and more about showcasing their fake tits…in the low quality photoshoots the blue collar commoners can masturbate to when they aren’t sweeping chimneys…and the whole thing is funny…because she’s a fucking billionaire…and showcasing her fakers….is totally something she does not have to be doing…making it as much amazing as it is ridiculous.

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2012

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Leryn Franco’s Olympic Ass on the Beach of the Day

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Leryn Franco is some Olympic track and field star from some country I am not gonna bother googling…who also does some modeling….and more importantly…sun tanning…on the beach in some amazing bikini bottoms…that showcase her abilities or at least potential capabilities as a javelin catcher….and by javelin…I mean cock.

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2012

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Brittney Palmer for Maxim of the Day

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Brittney Palmer is going to be in Montreal, the city I am unfortunately prisoner to an obese french whoman who pays my rent in exchange for eternal love, devotion, and commitment…that I don’t really give her…but only cuz I am not good at anything I set my mind to. It is all part of being a failure.

Anyway, I emailed her and her people to have a little make out session – but she didn’t get back to me…maybe I came on too strong when I sent pics of me in bondage gear and a strap on.

She was in Maxim, She’s the new, non-ethnic Arianny Celeste and I’m pretty sure her body is going places…unfortunately none of those places are my face.

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