2012
09
Oct
Sara Jean Underwood posted some cleavage to her twitter because she’s only on the map from doing Playboy and cleavage ain’t a fucking thing for her, I mean why else would she buy herself some fake tits….she’s a whore trying to make it in the mainstream the only way a whore knows how and I am totally into that, even though she should go back to getting naked for money, instead of this cock teasing shit….
Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood
2012
09
Oct
Salma Hayek may be Mexican, and thus a second rate citizen stealing your jobs….and she may be old, and those have no business being considered sexy, but she’s sure got some great fucking tits, that she is showing off nicely, like a good second rate citizen who is old in efforts to still matter…and it is working….
Posted in:Salma Hayek
2012
09
Oct
Sarah Harding is wearing her leggings the way all girls should wear their leggings and that is with underwear underneath it because underwear under leggings always make leggings see through…while no underwear under leggings make leggings act as pants…cuz for some reason leggings are only see through with underwear…modern science must have an explanation for it..
I don’t know how many times I’ve been walking behind a girl in a black pair of leggings totally unaware that her underwear is fully exposed in a way that she might as well not be wearing pants….because she either likes it or because she doesn’t have friends, family, boyfriends nice enough to tell her what’s going on….but I do know I love every single time it has happened….even in pictures of useless UK fabricated popstars pushing 30….
Posted in:Sarah Harding
2012
09
Oct
Diane Kruger is some bitch who is pushing 40 who is probably best known for being in a long term relatonship with Joshua Jackson that weenie from Dawson Creek…yes I just called someone a weenie…but only cuz that’s the best word to describe Joshua Jackson….
Or maybe she is know for her own stab at hollywood being in shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and the upcoming National Treasure 3 whatever else she has done before this glorious photoshoot of her pantsless for Marie Claire France….
What matters is that she is german and thus likes shitting on and being shit on….and that what makes her really matter…
Posted in:Diane Kruger
2012
09
Oct
This bald pussy loving model turned actor is more of a Fox than Megan Fox ever could be…which is my horrible play on words for the day…because I have limited mental capacity and more importantly…I am just humiliating myself in front of all my internet friends….
The truth is, I think Rosie Huntington-Whitely is lovely to look at…and not just because she made Megan Fox and her horrible attitude obsolete….but because she looks good half naked….
I am 90 percent these pics are recycled, because it is for FHM China and despite China being a mega power in the world dominance world…I feel like their men’s magazines are just accessing old pics…from the old pic database…but I’ll still look at Rosie Huntington-Whitely half naked…because I’m just that supportive of all her hard work….
Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
2012
09
Oct
Fuck you internet for always breaking my heart….I’m just a romantic looking for love on all the wrong twitter feeds….
Here are some morning links….
Stacey Keibler Tight Dress
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The Ultimate Bowling FAILS – a Compilation (VIDEO)
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Man After Watching This Ice Cream Scene, I’m Wondering Why I’m Not Watching the Good Wife – VIDEO
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Chloe Michelle is a Brunette Babe (SEMI NSFW)
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Leanna Decker is Red Head Hot (SEMI NSFW)
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Ahhhhhhh Everything is Done Better In Japan (VIDEO)
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Chris Brown Got Drunk And Made A Video About How Much He Loves Rihanna
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Nicole Kidman Photographed By Terry Richardson For Harper’s Bazaar US
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Web Cam Girls That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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These Two Sexy Friends Get Each Other Off – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Hundreds of Girls Fell in Love With Facebook Cancer Spammer
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Candace Sure Knows How to Rock a Two Piece
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Picnic Table Parkour FAIL – VIDEO
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Have Yourself Some Fun With These Super Sexy Games (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
08
Oct
As far as I’m concerned it is still thanksgiving and no thanksgiving miracles have happened yet….trying to ge girls naked in gravy jus hasn’t happned…and my wife keeps trying to eat my props…but I would like to give thanks to the woman outside my house who was breast feeding this morning…thinking she was discreet while I masturbated from afar…
Life isn’t all that bad….Here are some sepLINKS….
Gabrielle Anwar Looks Fantastic in a Bikini
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Bless Your Eyes With Some Angelyne
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Kate Upton 2013 SI Swimsuit Calendar
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Her name is Raquel Montoya and She’s Awesome in a Bikini
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Sofia Vergara’s Massive Jugs See Through Red Bra
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Ultimate Bowling Fails
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Nicolette Shea is a Babe I want to Fuck
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The 20 Most Gratuitous Girl-on-Girl Scenes in Movies
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Nicole Scherzinger Is A Hot Dinner Date
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Sarah Underwood is Good at Twitter
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I’d Like to Be All Over Jerry Lee
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Kimberly Stanfield is One Hot Canadian (SEMI NSFW)
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Cam Show Girls That W@ill Drive You Wild
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The Meaning Of True Love Just Threw Itself In A Coffin…AGAIN
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Lisa Dergan is a Downhome Texas Gal (SEMI NSFW)
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Kelly Brook Walks the Runway
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Dog Walking on a Ball
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Marine Surprises Brother..
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Philadelphia Wedding Brawl Leaves One Bride’s Uncle Dead
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This German Hottie is Up to No Good (NSFW)
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Sexy Games That Are Worth The Time You Will Spent (NSFW)
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David Blain’s Newest Stunt Really Isn’t All That Amazing and Here’s Why
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These Lego Sculptures Are Very Sexy, and Very NSFW
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Ohhh Cahrlize Theron Awesome Pokies (SITE NSFW)
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You Ain’t Disabled, You’re Just STUPID (SITE NSFW)
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And Now, a Wife Carrying Contest. Wait, What?
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Michelle Keegan Pure White Panties Upskirt
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Some Jessica Biel Action, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Field Guide to Chicks of the United States
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I’d Like to Be All Over Kelly Brooke
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Sluitty Pioc Dump of the Day
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Stacy Keibler’s Tight Dress
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Some Cable and TV nudity
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First World Problems Read By Third World People Doesn’t Make me Feel Bad
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Kids Taste Ice Cream First Time
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And MORE Jessica Biel
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This Babe’s Name is Faith and Let’s Face It, We ALL Need a Little More Faithy in Our Lives
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Gay Portuguese Model That Castrated His 65-Year-Old Lover Wore His Balls As AIDS Repellent. Wait, What?
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Denise Richards Clown Face
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I Would Shit On Jennifer Lopez If I Were German
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Crazy Leopard Kill
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Salma Blair’s House is Better than Yours
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Lesbian Garden Party Hotness (NSFW)
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Some ALT Pornstar Gallery Hotness (NSFW)
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Cheryl Cole is Looking Fantastic on Stage
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Ukraine Girl On Web Cam With Maximum Cleavage (NSFW)
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Taylor Swift Helps End Things Off
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Roxann Celeste is a Playboy Slut I Like
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A Shy Topless Candice Swanepoel
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Hot Tits
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US Pole Dacing Champ
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Scarlett Johansson’s Tits in a Dress
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Old Hags Talking Nonsense in Bikini…Weird….
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Share That Spunk Slut….
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Random Porn Videos for Today
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Shark Attacks Whale Porn
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
08
Oct
Kelly Osbourne reminds me that if I was ever a pork farmer…I’d totally dress the pig up in a bikini before slaugtering it because it would be so comical and amusing in an otherwise shit filled world…
I get that she’s lost a lot of weight…but that doesn’t mean seeing her half naked is something we need to celebrate…unless we were people who were forced to see her half naked before the fitness regime, like her boyfriend that is using her to get to her dad and his money, cuz when forced to chose fat Kelly or this Kelly, the choice is obvious….but the new Kelly is up against all the actual hot girls in bikinis….which happen to be something she is not…but the one thing she does have going for her…is a rockin’ trust fund…so I guess she’s not all bad…as long as she’s not in a bikini….
Posted in:Kelly Osbourne
2012
08
Oct
I have a question…How many of you have masturbated to the new cover pic for the X-Tina – I think she goes by Christina Aguilera now…cuz X-Tina was too erotic and lean for someone so fucking large……and disgusting….because I guess she’s addicted to emotionally eating cuz she can now that that world has embraced her fatness and accepted her as more than a poptart with implants and a big irritating singing voice…which is unfortunate…cuz I like social pressure on all girls to look awesome and think this is bad for the fight against diabetes as fat girls everywhere say “well I’m not as fat as Christina Aguilera so I can afford to have this slice of Pizza”….bad fucking news.
I am not sure if she’s a mermaid in this shit…but I am sure she’s not exploiting her one redeeming quality in her obesity….her tits….what a disaster.
Apparently if you play around with the conrrast of he pic….you can see her fat girl vagina lips….
Posted in:Christina Aguilera
