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2012

10

Oct

Jemina Kirke From Girls Topless and Pregnant for Vice of the Day

My lovely friends who I kinda hate but have to like even though they have gone mainstream along with hipsterism and in doing so have turned their back on me thanks to dollar signs and MTV financing….have done a pretty amazing…but not in an erotic way…shoot with hipster, artist, Bad Company Drummer Daughter, socialite, New Yorker, who is on the HBO Show Girls that I hear is Sex and The City for hipster ugly chicks, but that I refuse to watch….because it is about ugly chicks…and to me ugly chicks don’t exist and hearing about their fake sex lifes is totally uninteresting….

I am a firm believer that pregnancy represent prison and body destruction and freaky alien shit as a thing grows inside a pussy before ravaging it, so I don’t find this kind of behavior hot, erotic or the natural process of a woman….I find it horrible, scary and worse than a horror movie….I try not to be mean – cuz I like all girls who get naked when they don’ have to…but sometimes people make it impossible for me…

Here’s Jemina Kirke from girls topless and preggers for VICE. This is a grimey fucking shoot and she looks disgusting and that is amazing…


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2012

10

Oct

Some Topless Model Named Kristina Tsvetkova Shot by John Ciamillo of the Day

I have no idea when this photoshoot was shot….I just know it involves some 22 year old topless chick with a Russian sounding name…topless…and really who she is and what she does doesn’t matter…she’s interchangeable like all the communist escapees girls who have turned to the sex trade, only instead of paying them by the hour to let you fuck them in your penthouse apartment as her KGB pimp waits in a town car outside….she charges you by the day to take pics of her topless….and then she fucks you in your penthouse apartment for free…and the whole thing is quite fucking lovely…but not as lovely as her tits in this shoot…and who knows…maybe she did it for free

Posted in:Kristina Tsvetkova

2012

10

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Remember….I’m not your real dad….so that makes all this ok….at least that’s what I tell all the girls I romance on social networking…because I am an internet lover not a hater…..and here are some morning links while I wash off this skype sex….

And Now, The Worst Parking Attempt Ever – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Ciara Price is a Super Sexy Blonde (SEMI NSFW)
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Incredible Leopard Kill Caught On Camera – VIDEO
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Evelyn Garcia Needs to Take It All Off (SEMI NSFW)
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Gues Who May Play Ms Marvel in Avengers 2?
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Watch Alessandra Ambrosio Do the “Gangnam Style” Dance
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Cam Show Girls That Will Make Your Day Better (NSFW)
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This Girl Has a Very Special Talent – VIDEO (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest GIFs of Animals Being Dicks
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I’d Like to Take Home a Piece of Courtney Sherber (NSFW)
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And Now, The Worst Bike Jump Ever – VIDEO
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Sexy Games, For Your Pleasure
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2012

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

All that matters in life is finding a girl who will lick your ass under any and all circumstances….

Here are some LINKS….

Hulk Hogan Confirms It’s Bubba The Love Sponge’s Wife Heather Clem In Sex Tape
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The Time Tom Cruise Got Spanked By a Cross Dressing Club Hostess
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Nun Caught Sealing Beer
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Eva Mendes Hot Photoshop
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Russian Breaks a Brick Over His Head
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Miranda Kerr Covers Cosmo South Africa
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Here’s a Fail Compilation With a Fantastic Karate Ending – VIDEO
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20 Accidentally Sexual Church Signs. Whoops!
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Nikki is Super Sexy By the Pool
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Jenny McCarthy Shows Off Some Red Hot Cleavage
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I’d Like to Be All Over Rosalia, That’s For Sure
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Roxanne Celeste is Wearing Thigh Highs and I Love It (SEMI NSFW)
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Check Out These FREE Web Cam Babes, You’ll Be Glad You Did (NSFW)
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Hayden Porter Wants to Get Your Motor Running, Literally and Figuratively!! (SEMI NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Miss Universe See Through Wet Bikini
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Probably Has A Bleached Asshole
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WATCH: Big Bird Plays the Victim Card in New Obama for America Ad – VIDEO
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Worst Bike Jump Ever
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Leiila Lopes / Miss Universe in a White Bikini
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Worst Parking Attempt
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Bad Ass Jet Ski Backflip
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Guess What These Horny Naked Triplets Are Up To? (NSFW)
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Win or Lose, You’re a Champion With Your Sexy Games (NSFW)
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Amber Lynn is Super Sexy in the Show (NSFW)
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Brittny Gastineau See Through (SITE NSFW)
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Nun Caught Stealing FOUR LOKO On Camera – VIDEO
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Parkour-Ish Fail. Kinda. – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Hot Asian Babe Versus Gamer – VIDEO
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Tulisa Contostavlos White Panties Upskirt Thru Nylons (NSFW)
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Stacey Kiebler is Casual Hot
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Anastacia Photoshoot
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Yam Concepcion for FHM Philippines
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Selena Gomez Brings Out The Tits
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Braless Paris “Nipples” Hilton Goes To Turkey
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Cool Frisbee Tricks
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‘Arrested Development’ Reunion: Behind-the-Scenes Pics
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Selena Gomez Busty Spring Break Portraits
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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George Clooney Gives a Homeless Man Money
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Quite Possibly The Most Awesome Set Of Breast You Will Ever Lay Your Eyes Upon
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Nipples Be Free! a Gallery (NSFW)
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Florida Crazies: Man Dies After Guzzling Down “Dozens Of Roaches And Worms” In Roach-Eating Contest [Video]
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Gabriella is Vampy and I Like It
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Cam Girl Masturbates In Cornell Law & Engineering Libraries (NSFW)
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Some Ashley Benson Just Because
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Orgasms on Webcam (NSFW)
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That Time Jenny McCarthy Made Out With Playboy Playmates
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Tulisa Contostavlos Upskirt
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Dogs Go Crazy Over Balloon
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Hot Asian Vs Gamer
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Sarah Ann Macklin in British GQ
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Self Fisting Anal Babe
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Today’s Awesome Random Porn
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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2012

09

Oct

Kelly Brook for Nuts of the Day

I don’t work for NUTS, but I should be their resident Glamour Model Titty taster at all their photoshoots because I think I’d be really good at that.

They have recruited, old tired, holding onto what she’s got because it is almost over..Kelly Brook…..and I would not mind tasting her titties cuz they are probably better than her abortion she pretended was a miscarriage….because it is good for business….but you know what she looks fucking awesome…


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2012

09

Oct

Michelle Ryan in Lingerie for Cabaret of the Day

Michelle Ryan is some Doctor Who actress who was also the Bionic Woman in 2007 and who is now kinda chubby for some Cabaret stage show….where she wears lingerie….and you’d think she woulda been doing squats 6 months before this happened….but she’s still half naked and that is worth looking at as far as I am concerned…even if it isn’t amazing….I figure any of you Dr Who fans, who are as crazy as Harry Potter fans…and as crazy as Dungeons and Dragons and World of Warcraft….and all that other geek shit….

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2012

09

Oct

Emily Blunt in Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

Here are some pictures of Emily Blunt for you virgin losers who lives in your mom’s basement and chronically masturbate all day….so much that you have vats filled with your semen that you plan on carving a wife out of….until you can afford a real doll of your own after making millions after all your video gaming and free time from all your social awkwardness help you create the next Facebook….you know how it is….

Well she’s been reported to be Ms Marvel in Avengers 2 – the next billion dollar piece of shit movie you will all be seeing…and she’s in Harper’s Bazaar Australia.

Posted in:Emily Blunt

2012

09

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Nipple in The Canyons Trailer of the Day

Lindsay Lohan showed off some nipple for a split second in the trailer for The Canyons, some movie she got cast to play the whore in….and here’s the trailer….

The movie is about some sex crazed kids in their 20s, starring Lohan and pornster James Deen, which pretty much tells us how shit this movie is going to be, low budget, badly shot, and all the work Lohan can get….

The really interesting thing in all this is that I heard Lohan and James Deen shot a sex tape while filming this movie…and that there will lots of sex in his movie…so I’m just waiting for the highlight reel and more importantly for the sex tape to drop…cuz I think it is time we see Lohan fuck. She’s been around too long to keep that from us….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

09

Oct

Robyn Lawley Fat Bikini Model of the Day


The rumor is that Fat models are people too…I don’t believe it….

I wouldn’t know because when I see fat girls, including my wife, my brain kinda turns off and they become invisible, unless it is 3 am and I have a boner that needs tending to, in which case my survival mode kicks in and I’m ready to face fuck as long as none of my friends see me go home with the bitch…

But as I love of all half nakedness for money, even when it shouldn’t really be something bitch should be confident enough to pull off, I am gonna endorse her body as much as her doing this endorses obesity and diabetes to all the young girls in a “Love your body” campaign that is indirectly making everyone fat and unhealthy….instead of encouraging healt and fitness….

Posted in:Robyn Lawley

2012

09

Oct

Isabeli Fontana Tight Dress for El Paris of the Day


Isabeli Fontana is a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system, you know hypcorisy where billion dollar companies are above the fucking law when they should be locked up like he perverts they are…..she’s also been in SI….and was lised in the top 20 top earning models…making her the kind of model you’d wan to marry….at least that I’d want to marry….

Here she is in some photoshoot wearing a tight dress…all amazing…

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