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2012

02

Oct

Kreayshawn for Max Italy Oct of the Day

The most fascinating thing about Kreayshawn is not her TOPLESS PICS SHE LEAKED ….or even the fact that she’s ugly but still doing photoshoots…the fascinating thing is that her mom was some innovative anti establishment all girl punk rocker in an all girl punk rock band….who managed to breed this total candy coated vanilla…commercial success of a daughter…who probably represents all she pretended to be against back when she was doing the punk rock thing…that or this is how a kid rebels when her mom is some cool chick…they turn fucking pop….It’s like when the athlete’s son becomes a fashion designer, or the musician’s son becomes a pro tennis player….or when the banker’s son becomes a fucking hipster in a luxury loft in Brooklyn….only despite popular belief….Kreayshawn isn’t a dude…but she’s is pantsless in a shitty photoshoot and here are the pics…..I normally like my fashion shoots to have more nudity but in this case I like them to have more snow suits.

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2012

02

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Telling girls you only have unprotected sex is not a good strategy to get unprotected sex….getting them drunk is.

Even though herpes and HPV and crabs and hep and HIV and syph beat condoms everyday….people still think ruining sex by making it numb and awkward and plastified for the hope that this miracle condom will save them is the best option….

When your dick deep, you’ve already gone too far, might as well make it enjoyable.

Here are the stepLINKS…the morning verson….we call them the morning hangover dump….but they should be called the morning after heroin dump…cuz that’s always more relieving….

Oh You Know, Just a Regular Day BIKING DOWN A GLACIER
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Megan Elizabeth is Striking a Pose (SEMI NSFW)
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Actually Thinks He Won Maria Shriver Back By Making Her Look Stupid
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Well Hey There Lindsay Love (SEMI NSFW)
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Selena Gomez Tattooed A Bunch Of Roman Numerals On The Back Of Her Neck
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Cam Girls That Will Drive You Crazy, You Won’t Know What Hit You (NSFW)
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She Loses Her Lesbian Virginity and It’s All on Video (NSFW)
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The 20 Worst Portrait Tattoos: Freaks of Ink
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Jenny Takes a Shower and You Get to Watch (NSFW)
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Annnnnnnnnnd Heres the Hooters International Bikini Contes – VIDEO
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Sexy Games That Will Bring Out the Horny Geek in All Of You
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2012

01

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m drunk and trying to get phone sex….but I don’t have a phone.

Story of my life,

King of failing…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Gee, I Wonder If Kim Kardashian Knows The Paparazzi Are Nearby (Cleavage Shot)
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Honey Boo Boo Is Doing A Whole Lot Of Hollerin’ Today
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Vertical Tango….
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Giant Bikini Girl Destroys City
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Katherine McPhee in
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Captain Crashes Ship Into a Dock. No Biggie – VIDEO
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Tweet Dreams: Ashley Sky’s Hottest Twitpics
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Lacey Chabert’s 30 Year Old Cleavage
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Well Hey There Jayden Cole (NSFW)
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Tashia is One Hot Blonde
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Free Cam Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You
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Russian Lessons on Drinking Absinthe: Step 1, Act Like an Idiot
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A Crazed Zombie Fan Tried To Eat Danny Bonaduce’s Cheek
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This Girl is Giving Herself a Workout (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Make Your Day a Better
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Amber Alexandra is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Minka Kelly Pokies in a White Top (SITE NSFW)
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It’sa Sad Day for This Girl and Her Tits (NSFW)
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Here’s an Update on That Crazy Lohan Shit From the Weekend
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Epic Dance Moves
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Hooters Bikini International
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Malin Akerman Has
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Check Out This Babes Sexy Body Transformation
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Deer Takes Out a a Skateboarder! Whoa! – VIDEO
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Kate Moss Down Blouse with Slight Panties Peek
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Princess Charlene Needs to Run Away and Shack Up With Me
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Kim Kardashian VS Kendall Jenner – Who Wore It Better?
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Sophia Vergara Kinda Upskirt
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Roxy Deville Has a Perfect Set of Titties
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Big Tittied Lesbians Gets It On (NSFW)
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Ke$ha Had Sex With A Ghost. Wait, What?
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Heather Graham is Washed Up But I Love Her
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Juliet Has One Hot Rack, Wow (NSFW)
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Taylor Swift on the Cover os Some Magazine
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Police Abuse
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Deer Takes Out Skateboarder
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Randomm Porn of the Day
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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2012

01

Oct

Kelly Karloff in Lingerie for Karmaloop of the Day

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Her name is Kelly Karloff and she’s amazing. She’s been in FHM, she’s got lots of Fans on Facebook, but most importantly, she models lingerie for my homies over at KARMALOOP ….

I don’t know much about her, but I think we are in love, at least that’s what I tell myself as I write her love songs….an poems and plan our destination wedding where all our friends and family will come together and celebrate our undying love….

You know the kind of girl who I don’t need to know anything about because it all just feels so right….or at least looking at pics of her feels so right…cuz she’s fucking sexy….

Here are some of her pics

Be sure to SHOP KARMALOOP….for all your clothing and hot young new model in lingerie needs….

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2012

01

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Tits Pretend to Dragon Boat of the Day

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The Kardashian’s had to fake a Dragon Boat race for the sake of the worst fucking TV programming ever….shit so bad it shouldn’t even be a youtube channel…but for some reason the public eat it up…like she eats up baked goods and black cock…..

I know dragon boat racers, yes they exist, even though it’s a weird sport, these girls who do it are broad shoulder monsters….while Kim Kardashian is just a monster…and here are her monster tits….even though the rest of her is a waste of space.

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2012

01

Oct

Emily Ratajkowski Nude Compilation Video of the Day

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Here’s a weird edit some creep made of Emily Raajkowski….

Emily Ratajkowski is some model who may hate me and has blocked me on Instagram and Twitter…but I still like looking at her aspiring to be famous tits..tits that she doesn’t mind showing off because I guess she figures it’s better than sucking dick in back alley’s to pay the fucking rent…..not that she has to pay the rent…but I guess with a body like this it should be put on blast.

My friend told me her tits were fake. I used to hate fake tits. Now I don’t…cuz I fuckeed a whore with fake tits and realized when tits don’t morph into weird shapes when getting slammed…but stay firm and round…I cum faster…cuz I don’t get lost in the motion…like staring at a water feature in the park or some shit….

I don’t know if I make sense, but the good news is that I don’t have to.

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2012

01

Oct

Naomi Watts Pantsless of the Day

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To say these pictures of Naomi Watts pantsless are really fucking hot and that I can’t contain my erection is a stretch….She’s 44 and like the unopened carton of milk in my fridge from 3 months ago, I never bothered noticing her pre-expiration date so I’m not gonna put her in my mouth now….but she’s still pantsless and that’s worth celebrating to someone who hates when girls or in this case old ladies wear pants…

The fact there’s no labia takes away from the whole pantsless appeal…if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…it’s that she might as well be wearing pants cuz I can’t see her fucking papaya.

But after referencing THESE BIKINI PICS that’s probably a good thing….

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2012

01

Oct

Christiane Seidel for Boardwalk Empire of the Day

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Big moves for Christiane Seidel….this is her big break…and it involves her getting naked…but the real question is how naked did she have to get the opportunity to get naked on TV…her IMDB reads like the back of a cocktail napkin…a few smeared credits that may seem substantial to non actors at the party…”oh wow, you were on an episode of Law & Order, I watch that show sometimes”….but that are in fact totally irrelevant….meaning making this naked on TV shit come true took some hustle…and now she can be proud the world or at least the part of the world that watches Boardwalk Empire has seen her tits….I hear it is a lasting performance that won’t be forgotten….and really I just like naked on TV….cuz long gone are the days of jerking off to Thighmaster infomercials and that’s a good thing….

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2012

01

Oct

Christina Aguilera is Staying a Fat Girl of the Day

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And here I was thinking that the last 3 years of Chrisina Aguilera being a fat as fuck pig of a woman who clearly fell the fuck off….she was working out everyday and watching her diet….I did not think the only eating disorder this monster had was eating an entire cake every night while lyig in bed….but that she as anorexia….starving herself to fit a fucking mold society expect of her…

I’m so glad she’s cleared up this confusion…by saying that her bodies is hers and she doesn’t care to be fit, healthy or live a long life…she instead wants to pig the fuck out eating all she can buy to be a real soul singer like the fat black women she idolizes….

I like the unrealistic expectations we have for all people…because we are all fucking lazy and should all do something about it…people who embrace their obesity are bad for society.

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2012

01

Oct

Aubrey O’Day’s Thong to Get Her Noticed of the Day

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Isn’t this offensive as fuck…but for some reason I love it….I guess this pig needs some attention….cuz her hustle isn’t working out as well as she thought and this is the only way she knows how to do it….I’m ready for the sex tape….even though I don’t find her hot at all…I’ll watch anyone fuck…especially when they are eager.

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