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2012

05

Sep

Stella Hudgens Slutty Tween Pic of the Day

I don’t know what it is about girls wanted to grow up so fast….you know sexualize themselves at such a young age when they should be playing with barbies…but it must be the hormones in the foods…or maybe, just maybe, bitches have always been sluts who love male attention, who know their young hot bodies are there for a limited amount of time and who know that at 16, dudes want to fuck her even more so cuz they can’t….they have all the equipment, it is legal in most places, so keep up the slut…it is the only way to surpass your sister’s low level fame….

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2012

05

Sep

Ariana Grande Tween Small Titty Erotica of the Day

I have seen this Ariana Grande character on social networking sites recently, I haven’t bothered looking her up or seeing who she is, because despite all her followers, I feel we are all equals and I know she’s not bothering looking me up, and I feel that she’s too young to have actually initiated a career or paved the way, but instead she’s just someone elses pawn…not that that matters…

What matters is that she’s the ambassador for small titties everywhere, magazines are writing about her, she’s posting pics of her bra about it, and if that isn’t an amazingly insignificant campaign to endorse, or cause to get behind…I don’t know what is….oh right…the breast implant club of America, for bitches who aren’t as into little tits as this Ariana Grande character…

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2012

05

Sep

Jenna Jameson Ready to Strip of the Day


I am a firm believer in not paying attention to whores who get paid for sex and that you can google to see get fucked, especially when those whores in question got paid millions selling their souls to the devil through their vaginas…because I figure they’re damaged selves have fucking won…but for some reason…seeing Jenna Jameson at some strip club for a gig, looking like a delicate flower really puts a life in porn into perspective…you can really have kids and turn the whole sex trade stigma around….she must have found Jesus or some shit…


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2012

05

Sep

Valerie van der Graaf for Beach Bunny of the Day


Valerie van der Graaf is the new Kate Upton, modeling bikinis for Beach Bunny, with a lot less sloppy tit and belly that Kate Upton is too busy fighting off so that she doesn’t end up the next Anna Nicole Smith, and a lot more DUTCH AWESOME I’VE POSTED BEFORE ….but maybe I’m just into Euro girls, with their accents and better metabolisms, with more culture and less cheap beer drinking in trailer parks trying to live out the Jersey Shore dream….but think it has more to do with her not being a fucking pig like Kate Upton….making this a good move for the Beach Bunny brand as far as I’m concerned.

That said she does have a bit of a gremlin / bull dog / non human face….

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2012

05

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Starting race wars on Facebook is always a bad idea….I like to piss people off but I’ve decided my new strategy is not fighting but flirting…with sexy girls….who I will only discriminate against if they don’t flirt back….other than that…we are all God’s children and we should love each other unless you are obese..in which case you should starve yourself…

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Shauna Sand is Still a Piece of Fucking Trash
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This Golf Trick Shot Kinda Blew My Mind – VIDOE
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Carrie Stevens is All Laid Out
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Jeska Marie Claire is Rocking the Thong
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20 Hilariously Awful Mitt Romney GIFs
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Web Cam Sluts, For Your Pleasure (NSFW)
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Slutty Teen Fucks Herself with a Bottle (NSFW)
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Toddler Dies of OD When Junkie Parents Feed Him Methadone
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Donna is Sexy by the Pool (SITE NSFW)
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Annnd This is What Happens When a Cat Bitch Slaps a Dog – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Help You Get Through the Week (NSFW)
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Tulisa Contostavlos – Spread Them Legs Bitch. Spread Them Wide!
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J Lo Big Bikini Ass
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Miley Cyrus Needs Anal Sex
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Hilary Duff All Bent Over Shows Off Her Mom Tits
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Sophie Turner Totally See Through White Dress With Thong. Hot.
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2012

04

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day


I don’t know what fat or even dumpy chicks have against starving themselves…a little eating disorder could lead to a much better life in looks, life and love…better jobs, boyfriends, husbands and fucks….it’s an easy thing to do…you just gotta do it….cuz no one likes a fat or dumpy chick…

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Paralimpian Ping Pong is Fucking Awesome and I’m Not Even Joking – VIDEO
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Chloe Miranda is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Kate Winslet Topless In Titanic Throwback
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Heidi Klum is Fucking the Help According to Seal
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Let’s Give It Up For BIKINIS!
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Happy 31st Birthday, Beyoncé! (A Look Back At Her Album Cover Evolution)
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Hellizabeth and Kream Get It On (NSFW)
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Comedian Stephan Merchant On Watching Porn Then & Now (NSFW)
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I Love a Babe in Knee Socks
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Kelly Brook Pimps Converse
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Hollywood Chamber of Commerce Tells Kim Kardashian to GTFO
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Kate Hudson Is Already Sick Of Lea Michele’s Shit
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Granny Beer Bongs
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2012

04

Sep

Jenny Garth in a Bikini for Labor Day of the Day

Jenny Garth was hired to be the celebrity in a bikini at some Labor Day party in Vegas at the Palazzo, and the whole thing was pretty hurting, because there comes a time in every woman’s life where wearing a bikini becomes questionable behavior….as does going to daytime raves at Vegas hotel pool parties…confusing the fuck out of me, yet remaining compelling to me, because bikinis have a way of tricking me into staring a very very bad things….and the good news is that at least she’s not fat.


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2012

04

Sep

Kelly Brook’s Amazing Outtakes for NUTS Magazine of the Day

Kelly Brook is amazing as long as there is photoshop nearby….you see cuz she’s old as fuck and in order to rock tits like this….a bitch has got to have a square, large ass to go with it, but the second she’s half naked in photoshoots, she’s got the face and titties, that make it all ok, and we don’t even need to worry about the hours spent shaping her into whatever is going on here, cuz we like unrealistic expectations for our masturbation materials…and we like believing that there are super human pussy out there that probably don’t look anything like this, but at least they do a good job pretending….cuz she looks fucking awesome in these pics….

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2012

04

Sep

Jennette McCurdy Chubby Trashy Titties in a Bikini of the Day

Jennette McCurdy is a seriously white trash name…and based on her body…it is safe to say that she is on a seriously white trash diet…deep fried everything Paw…it is the only thing that brings me joy and distracts me from my memories of getting raped by you in the back of the trailer every saturday night after bowling and too much moonshine….you know that inbred hustle that ends with names like Jennette…..

She’s apparently and actor who was in Malcolm in the Middle, has a country pop career that will end like she was LeAnn Rimes, but milk it while you can, before the Christians figure out you’re full of fucking shit…slut….the chubby ones always are….


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Posted in:Jennette McCurdy

2012

04

Sep

Teresa Palmer & Phoebe Tonkin Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day


Teresa Palmer is some Australian actress who I think I am in love with.

Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actress who I think I am in love with.

Together they are in this instagram/twitter/facebook pic wearing bikini tops in efforts to mock my love….or the fact that I won’t commit said love to one of them specifically causing a whole lot of drama since before 10 minutes ago, I had never even heard of them…but more importantly cuz I fall in love every day and can’t commit to one woman…especially one I’ve never met, but more importantly who has never heard of me, no matter how bad I wanna stick it in their batty holes….

I love when hot bitches, especially hot Australian bitches are friends….

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