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2012

27

Aug

Miranda Kerr Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics of the Day

Miranda Kerr is awesome…..even if Victoria’s Secret shoots are boring as fuck…you know as boring as half naked Miranda Kerr can be…which apparently is not all that boring since this inspires me to ignore that she’s got herself a used by Orlando Bloom baby making pussy…

So even if Victoria’s Secret isn’t all that creative…since it has been the same picture for the last 30 fucking years…I can be in scripting all the romantic things I’d do to her…like anal cuz her vagina is probably too big for my micro dick….they always are….

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2012

27

Aug

Fernanda Romero is the Kind of Mexican I Wanna Eat of the Day


Being a Taco face named Jesus Martinez, born in Mexico to a thick Mayan looking prostitute mother, all neckless with a great ability to suck white cock enough to get pregnant with me…..I feel it s my duty to my country that I have not lived in since I was 5, when some crazy religious people took me away from the orphanage I was in after my mom died of AIDS….it is my service to the Mexican people,to showcase one Mexican worth fucking at least once every 6 months, becasue Mexico, despite popular belief is not all Donkey and Tortilla, drug lords and vacation resorts, but a thriving city filled with prime pussy, that normally have shitty Mexican tits, but that sometimes look like this…..Fernanda Romero……actress and model I wanna guacamole….

Here’s a Bonus Funnny Typical Cliche Fact about Fernanda via wikipedia:

In 2010, Romero was arrested on charges of immigration fraud, accused of entering into a sham marriage in order to obtain legal immigrant status. She and her husband, a local pizza deliverer, were arrested in their separate homes, and put on trial, where she was accused of paying her groom $5000 for the marriage. She was found guilty and ordered to serve 30 days in jail.Although such a conviction is generally followed by deportation, as of June 2012, the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service had not taken any action to deport Romero.

Here are the pics….

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2012

27

Aug

Kim Kardashian in a Shitty Bikini Photoshoot in Mexico of the Day

What kind of world do we live in, where garbage like this is considered a sex symbol, at least enough to be paid to rock a bikini and fuck rappers…because she took her fat spoiled rich ass and made it more fucking rich…in ways that make no fucking sense…except maybe when looking at her photoshopped skinny in recent Mexico photoshoots, that I can’t appreciate, unless they end in blood shed….I’m talking her being decapitated by a drug cartel, or border patrol shooting her confusing her for a wet back jumping fence, or even killed by a Mexican village for a pig roast cuz they confuse her for being the pig she fucking is…unfortunately, I have to use my imagination for that…here are the pics.

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2012

27

Aug

Joanna Krupa in Some Lingerie Polaroids of the Day


Joanna Krupa is one of the Dancing with the Stars stars who was never a star to begin with, but who was instead just some cunt trying to become a star cuz she had been grinding for a fucking decade, getting half naked, doing the LA hustle, fucking the right people, and only landing the shit cuz they needed a hot chick…you know…meaning the show celebs fall back on cuz they have nothing going on became the show this bitch embraced as her big fucking break….

But the good news is that she’s gone back to shameless self promotion and putting up pics of herself half naked and that shit works for me….cuz despite being a nobody…she’s fucking hot….

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2012

27

Aug

Katy Perry in a Weird Sheer Dress of the Day


Katy Perry may be a fucking pig of a girl who has a miserable fucking body that I would probably still violate with my hands, mouth, tough, and unprotected penis, hoping to get her hipster bush pregnant, so that I can be a K-Fed, but more importantly, so that I can be a hero to society, saving the world from her and her bad music.. by ruining her as a person from the inside out, you know, at her fucking core, cuz I have that affect on woman…self esteem breaking motherfucker….inspiring her to be the obese monster she is meant to be….all emotionally eating as I spend her money on whores….taking her out of the limelight, and ruining her fucking career….


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2012

27

Aug

Bar Refaeli Bikini for Twitter of the Day


I am not a fan of Bar Refaeli….and it is not cuz I am an anti-semite who likes watching World War II movies to see the Jews die…it is because she seems like a spoiled fucking cunt, unrelated to her religion, who only dates famous people because she likely thinks she’s so fucking hot, but in reality, at least based on all the people i know in Isreal, she’s not ever remotely close to as hot as the other beach girls….she is thick, boring and even when walking on water, not holy enough for me to buy into her bullshit like she was the real Jesus…..but I will still look at her shit

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2012

27

Aug

LeAnn Rimes in More Bikinis for Twitter of the DAy


The body of a stripper with the face of a fucking monster….I think this Christian brain trickster did more than just sell her soul to the devil when deciding to drop Jesus music for her Jesus loving Apalachian hillbilly fans with no real mind of their own thanks to generations of being inbred…I think she is actually the fucking devil…cuz when I look at her face I see fucking demons…don’t stare too long….she may steal your fucking soul….

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2012

27

Aug

Vanessa Paradis Topless Beach Pics of the Day


Vanessa Paradis is an old French singer who was a childstar, but more known for being the bitch who locked Johnny Depp into marriage for 15 years….and now she’s taken her single, 40 year old tits to the beach and got herself all topless, because that’s how they make bathing suits in France, and sure they’re nothing substantial, but they did probably cost Johnny Depp 100 million dollars in the divorce, so that alone makes them fucking golden….just not quite as good as Amber Heard’s tits, that Johnny Depp was willing to trade these in, and pay a serious penalty, for….

Who cares.


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2012

27

Aug

Taryn Manning Hot as Shit in a Half Naked Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures are from, but they are awesome…

There has never been a time in my life where I can remember thinking that Taryn Manning was hot..not even for a split second when experimenting with my masturbation…which is weird because I am facebook friends with her, we have chatted and usually that is enough for me to appreciate the fact that she has a vagina…but that has all changed today, because I am seeing her in these fun naughty pics, all playful and hot bodied, her hard face photoshopped wholesome, tits and ass that rock…and I think it’s time I start trying to cyber her…cuz this shit is good enough to jerk off to…when Taryn Manning usually isn’t…weird…

Posted in:NSFW|Taryn Manning

2012

27

Aug

Olivia Wilde’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

Olivia Wilde is the worst….I don’t know why I hate her for no fucking reason or why I think it is funny to laugh at her, mainly because her last name is actually COCKBURN…..a name she was willing to trade in for a new name because let’s face it….a girl named cockburn is about as hot as seeing her actual herpes scabs….when going down on her….


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