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2012

20

Jul

Dark Knight XXX Porn Parody of the Day


If you’ve been on my FACEBOOK or if you’ve watched CNN…..you’ll know going to the movie theater has become a pretty fucked up thing…especially when watching Dark Knight opening night, but then again I guess going anywhere is pretty much putting out lives in the hands of assholes who were molested, or rejected, or bullied, or just who hate the world because they can’t afford to live like a Kardashian….you know crazy people, capable of getting guns, unable to determine that Batman isn’t a real fucking person who can save the day, while pulling off acts of extreme violence in what probably took 5 minutes of his day to take 12 lives….

Not to mention, the Dark Knight now has a dark cloud over it that all those people who are pretending to care about the lives lost, will probably not even think about when watching the Dark Knight, because they will be too busy fearing their own lives…or not giving a fuck cuz bad things happen everyday and it is hard to keep up….

But for those of us a little more perverted than G Rated, comic book fan boy shit…and who don’t like leaving the house, there’s always VIVID with the hardcore option…


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Sure I hate produced porn as much as the next guy, but it’s fucking hilarious when it is Parody porn…


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2012

19

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

This facebook ban has been annoying. I can’t laugh about Fred Willard being 72 and being arrested for jerking off in theaters…I can’t like girl vacation pics or respond to comments to collectively laugh with people I don’t know and will never know unless they are rocking hot tits and like sucking dick…not that I meet people off the internet….

But now I’ll never charm them with my sweet nothings and I am forced to hit up real girls through real conversation….and where’s the fun in that….if it was fun….the internet wouldn’t exist…

Die Facebook…Here are the stepLINKS….

Fred Willard Got Caught Jerking Off in a Hollywood Porn Theatre, Which is Surprising to Me Only Cause WTF Else Are You Supposed to Do In a Porn Theatre?
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It’s The 2012 Emmy Nominations (Alternate Title: My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Was ROBBED!) z
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Mila Kunis in Glamour
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Corey Feldman 1992 Pop Performance on Howard Stern that is Amazing
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The Hottest Athletes from 50 Countries
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The Undertaker vs Andy Roddick
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Holy Fuck Jessica Simpson Is Fucking Fat. Makes For Better Tits
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Sexiest Celeb, Half Naked Twitter Pics
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Mini Fridge Beer Cannon! Yes!
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Gallery: The 50 Most Iconic Batman Images Of All Time
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Vanessa Hudgens Fills Out Her Tank Top
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George Zimmerman Killed Trayvon Martin Because It Was “God’s Plan”….Ummm Yeah
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Catalina Cruz is Red Hot Next to a Red Car
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How About Some Chinese Penis Fish For Lunch? – VIDEO
(Sounds NSFW But It’s Not)
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Thursday Sexy (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Halle Berry
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Overall WTF of the Day is Awarded to Beyonce
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Cutie Amateur Strips in the Bedroom (NSFW)
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Hot Hurdler Michelle Jenneke Makes Us Forget All About Summer Olympics
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Marjana Takes a Bath (NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Legs at the Beach
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You Have the Right to Remain Naked (NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian’s Massive Boobs
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Victoria Beckham is Still Looking Like a Zombie
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Motherhood Isn’t a Good Look For Natalie Portman
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Rihanna went on a secret date with Chris Brown (at the hospital, conveniently)
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Girls and Boats Don’t Mix – VIDEO (Site NSFW)
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Bank Clerk Dreaming Of Model Career Steals $46K From Her Job For Implants And Lipo
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Fun With Lesbians (NSFW)
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Melissa Ria is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Top 5: Golden Shower Moments In Pop Culture (NSFW)
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I Don’t Understand This Whole Ugly Model Thing
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Ahhhhhhh Miranda Kerr Puts All The Other MILFS to Shame
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Big Boobs Give Us A Little Dance (NSFW)
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How Jason Kidd Survived This Car Crash is Beyond Me
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I Gotta Admit, as Much as I Hate Russel Brand, He Surprises Me Sometimes
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Seems To Be Good At Sucking Cock
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Sofia Vergara Top Earning TV Actress
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Speed Illusionist
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My Cock Would Get Lost In This…
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The Biggest DIVAs in Sports
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Mr Wizard is an Asshole To Kids and Has a Kids Show and that is Hilarious….
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Jessica Biel Hot in Tatler of the Day
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Imogen Thomas 2007 Nudity
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Leah Francis Naked for Zoo
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J.LO Fat and Disgusting in Concert
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J.LO Bikini
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Sophia Bush Boring
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Pixie Lott Legs
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Kat Dennings Shitty Photoshoot
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Some Lydia Rose Bright Wearing Short Shorts
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Debbie Gibson is the Fucking Worst
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Eating Ice Cream and Showing Leg for Attention
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Roxeanne Pallett in a Seriously Staged Bikini Shoot
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I Love Lindsay Lohan Nude in Playboy
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Hot Sister Undressing
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A Whole Lot of Random Porn
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Rejected Like a Boss
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Full On Whores Doing Full On Whore Shit – Jenna Jameson Styles
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HOT YOUNG GIRLS USING THEIR COMPUTERS RIGHT….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

19

Jul

Mila Kunis Works it for the Nerds in Glamour of the Day

I officially know that Mila Kunis knows who her fan base is – before I just assumed she didn’t give a fuck about maintaining an image, you know with the whole getting AIDS from CULKIN shit, but now she’s figured it out….target the geeks, the virgin loser, comic book geeks and they will lock in and be loyal for a lifetime….you know make them think you are the one who gets them and they will confuse you for being hotter than you are….you know talk about things they like…like Star Wars vs Star Trek and give them butterflies in their stomach….knowing that they will pay to see you on the big screen, when real dudes who don’t give a shit, will just watch it on TV…..or if a girl they are trying to fuck makes them…cuz that’s how real dudes interract with movies…they use them to get girls over on off nights to fuck…while virgin losers….that shit is all they look forward to….

She’s played it well. She’s average at best. Old, boring and probably a cunt…more importantly, she’s fucking Ashton Kutcher and the only hope is he gets her CULKIN AIDS and dies faster than Magic Johnson cuz that’s the only good that can come out of that….Now, watch her clip for Glamor…

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2012

19

Jul

Jordin Sparks in a Bikini for Shape of the Day

I can laugh at Jordin Sparks and Jennifer Hudson and all the other fat bitches in Hollywood or in Singing, who are on a one way ticket to diabetes and heart disease, but the reality is they got off their size 28 jeans and hit the fucking gym, hired a trainer and stopped being lazy as fuck, and you know what, you should all take her fucking lead, cuz even if she’s not hot, or even remotely attractive, at least she’s not as fat as she used to be, and I encourage fitness as much as I encourage eating disorders, cuz both are better than eating the shit the corporations shove down your fucking throat…..

Posted in:Jordin Sparks

2012

19

Jul

Christina Milian Does the Beach of the Day


Mom Christina Milian was on the beach in her one piece bikini lookin’ pretty decent considering her vagina is probably one horrible meaty as fuck mess that they can use to model alien creatures off of for ollywood movies that she can collect royalties on like she does for a whole lot of shitty fucking songs I can only assume her contribution on was next to none, but bitch still gets paid….not that it matters, what matters is that she’s in a one piece bathing suit, doing some mom slutting, which is not nearly as good as her “DIP IT LOW” slutting, but I guess I take what they give me….


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Posted in:Christina Milian

2012

19

Jul

Jessica Biel Hot in Tatler of the Day

Here’s s little Jessica Biel looking all feminine, despite Justin Timberlake’s request to keep her broad and bulky so when he slams her up the ass she feels like one of the execs at Disney who used to call Justin his favorite, back when it all started, before the piles of money that Jessica Biel is gonna get her piece of just as soon as he cums in her pussy instead of her ass, the farting it out into herself has been a serious fail to date, but luckily she has a lot of dirt on him and that is what matters….

These pics are for Russia Tattler, but it turns out that Russia is RECYCLING PICTURES OF JESSICA BIEL FROM W MAGAZINE MARCH 2012 and I feel robbed…and you should too…cuz I’ve already posted these fuckers….

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2012

19

Jul

Demi Lovato’s Fat Performance of the Day

I did a post on Demi Lovato Being Too Fat for Shape Magazine Because her Only Shape is Round and it turns out that her fans don’t like when she’s called fat, or that she wasn’t in Shape at all, but my autism and dyslexia made me think she was….and I am glad I did…cuz the emails were amazing and reminded me that I am not alone….

All I did was call the bitch out for making excuses for her shitty behavior – you know using the bi-polar card, one that can also allow her to justify her pantsize if she decides to eat donuts for a month straight….or that she can blame on her meds…it is a fucking joke.

She’s rich, young, robbed of her youth, troubled crying for attention and using the fucking Bi-Polar strategy to make it all ok instead of accepting responsibility….

Bitch needs to stop making excuses and start doing sit-ups.

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Posted in:Demi Lovato

2012

19

Jul

Eva Amurri Sloppy Natural Tits for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know when these pics were taken or posted by Eva Amurri Martino , the daughter of Susan Sarandon and some other hooked up motherfucker I am not gonna bother looking up, cuz this product of nepotism, spoiled and really not talented, but connected, tranny looking faced cunt, blocked me on twitter, because I guess she doesn’t like me, even though all I wanted for us was to be the next great American Love Story…..but that’s only cuz I I LIKED SEEING HER WHORE TITS NAKED ON X-FILES 2.0 / CALIFORNICATION and that was really only because they were big and fat and natural….but more importantly cuz they didn’t have to be naked on TV, she wanted to show them off for attention and to make a name for herself, even though she never has to work a day in her life, and that Paris Hilton caliber whoring is fun at first…until you realize how shitty big natural tits are, sloppy and soft, hanging horribly and worth nothing…as they ride her mom to the top…..Garbage.

Posted in:Eva Amurri

2012

19

Jul

Jennifer Lopez is in her Bikini of the Day

The only reason I am posting month old pictures of J.Lo in a bikini, is because old is what J.Lo is and what J.Lo does, and if anything she’d be happy we were pushing pics of a younger her, even if that younger her is still fucking old…

Like expired milk, who looks like she may have drank too much milk, and based on her boyfriend and ex-husband, the homo kind, there’s really no going back to a place where she’s not exipired…it’s one of those been done, already done, it’s over we can’t turn back time like Cher wished for, we can just change genders

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Posted in:J.Lo

2012

19

Jul

Cintia Dicker Titties for Status Magazine July 2012 of the Day

Cintia Dicker is a hot Brazilian model who is probably rocking a set of fake tits and that is why she doesn’t mind showing them off for the photographers, or maybe she doesn’t mind showing off her tits cuz she’s a models, and that’s what models do in order to get paid, and get out of Brazil so that they can live the American Dream by marrying billionaires….who knows…I just know I’ve never banged a redhead, they used to disgust me and now I want one…. and she’s the trophy redhead and that makes these pics of her all the more special for me….Keep up the good work you hot little slut.

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