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Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day

Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day

RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day

2012

Jul

Hailey Baldwin More Relevant Than Stephen Baldwin in her 16 Year Old Bikini of the Day

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For the most part celebrity kids are fucking annoying…except maybe Sage Stallone and Jet Travolta…you know cuz they are dead. What too soon?

They are all spoiled and damaged becasue their parents are damaged but they manage to land gigs because they are products of nepotism and end up making more money than you, and they don’t even need to make unless they are Hailey Baldwin and their dad is Stephen Baldwin…possibly still a millionaire….but pretty hurting across the board…

Pulled this from his wikipedia – you know since I don’t stay on top of Baldwin News….

Baldwin has a tattoo on his left shoulder of the initials “HM” for Hannah Montana. He got the tattoo after making a pact with Miley Cyrus that he would be allowed to cameo on the show if he had the initials tattooed on him. He revealed the tattoo to Cyrus at a book signing in Nashville, on November 10, 2008. He never appeared on the show. He has since said that he regrets getting the tattoo.

Stephen and his wife, Kennya, defaulted on paying $824,488.36 on their mortgage. Baldwin’s home in Upper Grandview, (Rockland County) New York was being auctioned at the County Court House steps on June 12, 2009 after Bankers Trust Co. foreclosed on the home. Gannett News also reported that: “Additionally, county filings show the Baldwins owe National City Bank money for a separate mortgage and may owe tens of thousands in unpaid state and federal taxes on the property.”

He filed for a Chapter 11 bankruptcy petition in New York, on July 21, 2009, according to a court document that says he is millions in debt. He claimed he owes more than $2.3 million and owns a New York property valued at only $1.1 million. His wife, Kennya Baldwin, also is named in the document.

In December 2010, Baldwin filed a $3.8 million lawsuit against actor Kevin Costner over oil-separating technology that was used to help solve the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. In June 2012, a jury found in favor of Costner and awarded Baldwin no damages.

Forcing poor Hailey to go out there at 16…all skinny and in a bikini…. to make a name for herself because her dad tried and didn’t pull it off…but he did enough to land a hot wife…cuz girls are all opportunists…luckily she is half brazilian and that’s really what matters here….

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2012

Jul

Kendall Jenner Skinny Teen Bikini of the Day

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In a previous post on Kim Kardashian, I wrote :

…she needs to stop taking up valuable space [with her fat, disgusting, old, played out, miserable whore ass] that young hot pussy would be better suited for….

I guess, Kendall Jenner is the answer to that….because you might as well monetize off the replacement ass, by being in the same family and under the same ownership….you have the same stage mom and you cansubtly introduce her as the replacement, so that people warm up to her slowly, get used to her and realize a 16-20 year old, all caucasian, fit with her Olympian father’s genes, still a whore thanks to her mother’s genes, ass is a great improvement to the fat, Kim Kardashian ass that grazed the path before her….

It is safe to say Kris Jenner masterminded this shit…..cuz it is fucking textbook…and for some reason I’m not nearly as offended by this one.

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2012

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat Slob in Some Instagram Bikini Pics

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Kim Kardashian makes me laugh because she is at the point of media empire, you know in the multi million dollar, even hundred million dollar organization, that can afford her post production staff, to take some candid pics and run them through some filters, only to email them back to her to post on instagram like she’s not a hairy, thick, troll of a woman who needs to be shot out back like the one trick pony who lost his ability to do that one trick and who costs too much taking up valuable space in the fucking barn that is our world….what I’m saying is she’s good for nothing…and what got her to this point of fame is no more…and she needs to stop taking up valuable space that young hot pussy would be better suited for….

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2012

Jul

Aubrey O’Day One Step Closer to Sucking Dick on Camera of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is a ridiculous self promoter who I follow for no real reason. I don’t find her hot, if anything I find her disgusting, fat and piggish in desperate need of an eating disorder…..I don’t find her entertaining, if anything I find her boring, annoying, irritating….The only thing funny about her is that she has no shame and is willing to get half naked despite her obvious flaws…but that’s just cuz fat people in tight clothes are always entertaining, even if they are not pleasant to look at….so maybe I do it for the laughs….or maybe I’m just too lazy to not bother unfollowing her….because it sure as hell isn’t waiting to see her next move….even though her next move should be a porn career for press and exposure she seeks…instead of her porn quality music career that is just embarrassing and hard to stomach or listen to….

Here she is face close to dick…one step closer to sucking dick on camera…you know testing the waters before an inevitable career move that will flop like her belly over her pants every time she squeezes into her two sizes too small….

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2012

Jul

Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini is Still Hot of the Day

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Elle Macpherson is the first “supermodel”/bikini model I have a memory of jerking off to. It was 1989, she was new to the model scene from Australia, and I got my hands on the SI 25 year anniversary VHS, where they filmed her shoot, all hard nippled and possibly even sheer bikinied, with a rockin’ body in a two piece bathing suit unlike any girls i went to high school with, all dumpy in their one piece, all unwilling to suck my dick, all acne scarred and half retarded or inbred looking, while this piece of maginficent top grade luxurious pussy, provided hope….hope that more girls were like this and less like the small down hicks I was stuck with….and as far as I’m concerned, 23 years later, she’s still got what it takes to make me ejaculate on myself, not necessarily with her hot old lady ass that I would still let shit in my mouth but only because it is Elle Macpherson, but that I wouldn’t jerk off to because her catalog of work is still accessible thanks to the internet….so I’ll stick to her at her prime..

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2012

Jul

Arianny Celeste in Some Self Shot Fake Tit in Bikini Pics of the Day

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I have a real hard time celebrating fake tits.

I know people who love fake tits and can’t accept any tits other than fake tits….thinking that real tits just hang like shit, feel like shit and look like shit….while for the longest time I was totally against fake tits, until having a set of fake tits, and realizing that I wasn’t giving them the respect they deserved, opening me up to the idea of fake tits, but never to the idea of being impressed by fake tits, cuz really they cost 5,000 dollars, and anyone who saves up 5000 dollars can have a set, making the whole thing far less interesting because it’d be like someone showing off their 5,000 car….”shit is that a ’99 accord fully loaded, amazing”….only the damaged, daddy issue, insecure with herself version…that brings more joy than a ’99 accord even if it is fully loadd with low mileage….

I don’t know if I’m making my point here, but I know Arianny Celeste is fit with or without her fake tits, so I’ll post her self shot fake tit promo pics for the internet….

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2012

Jul

Madonna’s Miserable Boob Flash for Attention of the Day

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I am on summer vacation, even though my life is a vacation, sure it is a poverty striken, third world country, trailer park version of a vacation, but unemployed, all the time in the world, and old weathered toothless prositutes, which was the theme of the weekend because she was willing to suck me off for 5 US Dollars…are more fun than posting pictures of Madonna, who has a lot in common with that toothless discount whore…..because both are willing to humiliate themselves with their little integrity and dignity in efforts to get a little attention or to make a little money….despite being too old and too tired and victims of having seen better days….but one has no fucking choice but to do it for the next fix…while Madonna has no excuse other than ego…She’s the worst and this titty flash trick to get noticed may work…but it is not as awesome as it would have been if she wasn’t 90 fucking years old.

Here’s her new video – where she’s doing the lady gaga – pantsless, shitty music, but in her 60s…..

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2012

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes weekends are better spent not having sex with toothless prostitutes…..good thing everyday is a weekend for me.

That’s all I have to say about that….

Hello Day. Here are some morning links.

Parkour Jump Fail – VIDEO
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The 50 Prettiest Faces in Sports
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It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s Supercutlets!
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Making a Song With Windows Error Messages – VIDEO
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Sylvester Stallone’s son Was Found Dead
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Gallery: The 25 Hottest Lawyers In Movies & Television
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Free Cam Shows (NSFW)
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Hottie Does Some Sexy Self DP (NSFW)
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3-Year-Old Boy Shoots Dad Dead … Discuss
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Ali Milan is Down on All Fours (NSFW)
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2012

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Tonight will not be a success unless someone gets pregnant – unless that someone is me – because that would probably be the end of me, ruin me as a man, possibly affect the way I walk and not worth the trouble, even if it gets me on Oprah.

The objective is to seduce as many girls as possible with false promises, broken dreams, and magical mouth and fingers…

We’re all allowed to dream…

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Here are some stepLINKS….

Oh, Sweet, Adrianne Curry’s At Comic-Con. I Bet She Wore Something Hot- WHAT THE
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Lindsay Lohan X Lady Gaga X Lana Del Rey = TRINITY OF TERROR
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Mila Kunis at Comic Con in Video
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Most Epic Faceplants in Sport
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Catching a 75 MPH Dodgeball
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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The 10 Worst Movie Twists Ever
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Jessica Jane Clement Got All Dolled Up
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Super Hot MILF Stripping on Her Teen Lovers Parents Couch (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Surprise Shark Fishing! WTF? – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Briana (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows. Make the Most of Your Weekend (NSFW)
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The 20 Stupidest Actual Gang Names in the FBI National Gang Threat Assessment
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Blondie and a Strap On (NSFW)
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The Worst Trash Talkers in Sports
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The Next Pile of Shit James Franco is Starring in is the Shittiest Pile of Shit EVER – VIDEO
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Getting Cosy and Sensual in the Sauna (NSFW)
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Jessica Barth Cleavage on the Red Carpet
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Jennifer Lopez Leaves American Idol To Pursue a Too Old for Pop Career
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The 100 Hottest Olympic Bitches
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Reporter Hit By a Car
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Bite That Nipple Girl (NSFW)
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Gemma Massey Upskirt + Upskirt + Upskirt (NSFW)
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Kristen Stewart is Smiling
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Celeb Mugshot Gallery of the Day
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Rihanna is Happy Everyone is Fighting Over Her
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Rose McGowen Short Shorts
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Anna Kendrick Disgusting in Photoshoot
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Coolest Sports Pics of 2012
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Funny Commercial of the Day
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Is This Auctioneer on Drugs? – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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The Epitome Of A Horrible Mother: Woman Admits To Gluing 2-Year-Old Daughter’s Hands To The Wall And Beating Her Into A Coma
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Jessica Jaymes and London Keyes Get It On (NSFW)
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Some Sexy Cos-Playing Geek Girls (NSFW)
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Busy Phillips is Dull But she’s Got Good Cleavage
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Out & About: Rachel Bilson, Mischa Barton, Kelly Brook, Imogen Thomas
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Pretty Dirty Twins Get It On (NSFW)
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571 Piccolo Petes Shot Off at Once
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The Worst Trash Talkers in Sports
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Lana Del Rey is Full Of Shit in Black and White
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Lorena Bueri and Sabrina Torres Nude in Sexy Magazine (LOL)
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Juliana Rodrigues Nude for H Extremo
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Mila Kunis Shitty at Comicon
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Michelle Williams Shitty at Comicon
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Shay Mitchell Old Spice Cleavage
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Miley Cyrus Shorts Gone Skateboarding
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Chanel Iman Booty
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Miranda Kerr Cleavage of the Day
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Marion Cotillard WSJ Shoot
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Nicole Neal Hot Lingerie Shoot
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Emily Blunt Ass in Tights
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Sofia Vergaa 40 Birthday
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Kristen Stewart Hot T-Shirt at Comicon of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan’s Ass in Tights of the Day
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Bikini Stop Shop Porn
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Random Friday the 13th Porn
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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2012

Jul

Miranda Kerr Topless for Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day

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Miranda Kerr was strategically topless in a Victoria’s Secret ad that they aren’t payine me to promote, even though they should, since that is the whole fucking concept of advertising, especially when you’re an evil billion dollar company, with some of the least creative marketing strategies, cuz you know you have us by the balls with the hot girls cast alone, making me angry on so many levels, even when staring at pretty hot model ass half naked…because I know I’m being seduced by the fucking devil…

Here’s the ad….

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