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2012

13

Jul

Kelly Brook Doughy As Fuck in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook is doughy as fuck. This is the number one problem with girls who have fat natural tits…the rest of them always end up fat too. That is why it is key to get them when they are 18 – 25, before the metabolism slows down, cuz the fat natural tits you’ll be fucking with, won’t likely be fat tits on a bitch who makes her money and strives for fame based strictly on those tits, cuz if she ladder climbing, she wouldn’t be with you, cuz you are a fucking loser nobody who can’t help her get ahead or even help her have an orgasm….

You see what I am getting at is that this doughy as fuck body in a bikini is that of a bitch who devoted her life to being famous from abortions, to skipping meals, to working out all day to book jobs to get ahead…every inch of her to her core dedicated to being hot enough to get work….where as the average busty bitch just wants to lock a man down, get knocked up, gain 50 lbs….

So take this as a warning, cuz even those who work hard at something give up – here’s the proof.

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2012

13

Jul

Rosie Jones Topless for a “Ketchup” Shoot of the Day

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Rosie Jones is proof that if you have an average looking face and a hot body, with rockin’ tits, all your dreams can come true, because guys love great tits, and will ignore an average looking face in order to get to them, something most average girls don’t grasp as they work their shitty 9-5 jobs for minimum wage…all it takes is a little exploitation and you can be a Glamour Model too, and really it’s not all that explotitive, in fact you end up a millionaire, while keeping your shitty job, will if you’re lucky make you 6 figures after 20 years of service, if all pans out like it is supposed to, but you get 4 weeks vacation which is nice enough when not compared to a life that is a fucking vacation of these Glamour models, who are only different from you cuz they pose topless….

I have no idea when these pics are for or what they are for…but I now that information doesn’t matter cuz she’s topless…

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2012

13

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Handlers Post Another Promo Pic to Instagram of the Day

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I always doubt the authenticity of celebrity social media accounts, because I assume they are too busy being celebrities, and more than capable of affording some idiot social media manager to run their bullshit, while they are too busy being celebrities, you know like a modern day fan club president, only unlike Selena, bitch lives in the end…..

But now I have no doubt in my mind that Candice Swanepoel’s “Angel Candice” twitter account, is in fact run out of the Victoria’s Secret head office, because she sold her South African HIV probably, Blood Diamond Apartheid, Nelson Mandela, soul to the lingerie company….in what was probably the smartest career move….

So they just use her as a vehicle to promote their shit, while she’s out being a celebrity model..

Here’s the most recent upload – cuz I like Candice Swanepoel.

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2012

13

Jul

Carmen Electra’s Staged Bikini Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know if Carmen Electra is being entrepreneurial and launching some kind of bikini line, because this isn’t the THE FIRST TIME IN RECENT MONTHS that she has been in these weird staged bikini shoots at her house, like it was 1998.

I don’t know if it is part of her media kit she sends to clubs to book her to host parties like she wasn’ in her 40s and this was 1998….

I assume it is anything for attention cuz her self worth stems from people being interested in her it 1990s….even though it is not the 90s, but instead a 40 year old holding on as hard as she can….but I guess her tits are only 15 years old, so if you don’t look at the rest of her, it’s almost sex offending, I mean if only they weren’t buried under loose in elasticity, 40 year old skin…..

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2012

13

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Fat in Her Bikini of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day, the shameless self-promoter, who has values and self-worth becasue she hasn’t released a sex tape yet, even though that is the obvious direction her career should take, considering she’s Aubrey O’Day, a nobody who already whores herself out to anyone willing to listen, especially if they are black….while her other option is to do dancing with the stars, but her cardio won’t allow her to be really competitive in that world….did not pos pictures of These Fat Ass Paparazzi Shot Bikini Pics Tha I am Not Allowed to Post Cuz the Paparazzi Hate Me , which was shocking considering that kind of bikini shit is what she lives for cuz all the “likes” give her reason to live and justify her extra large pizza dinner…..but shee did show some of her fat tit, coupled with implan tit, busting out of a shirt while playing with a dog…and that’s a good lead in to her dumpy as fuck ass in a bikini getting out of a pool…

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2012

13

Jul

Mila Kunis Sucks as the Face of Miss Dior of the Day

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Mila Kunis was cast as the face of Miss Dior in their new campaign, and shit was as boring as you’d fucking expect a cash grab like this to be. You know when you are the mose overrated girl in Hollywood, who has fucked some of the worst men in Hollywood, at the top of her fucking career, she doesn’t even have to fucking try anymore….at least that’s what I assume is going on here cuz this campaign needs a little less face – a lot more body….ideally half naked….I can’t believe I fell into the marketing trap that was Mila Kunis, thanks to an awesome PR Team the last few years…..where I went along with the “she’s the hottest bitch around”…contributing to her not feeling inclined to get naked in movies or in fashion campaigns…because she doesn’t have to….and I’ve failed as an objective critic….and here is her shitty campaign that is more a campaign designed to make you hate her with me….

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2012

13

Jul

Rihanna in Some Bikini Botoms Riding High of the Day

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Rihanna’s grandmother died a few weeks ago and no one cared because people who sell their souls to the fucking devil deserve far worse than just having their old grannies die long after her time here was done…..

So Rihanna, being the good, rich starlet who doesn’t deserve to be a star, did the right thing and made her way back home for a little tubing behind a boat action, cuz when you’re in the Caribbean, you gotta live like you’re not from the Caribbean, but as a fat, white, rich family would live, cuz that’s when you know you’ve made it in life, even in these sad times you’re too busy worrying about yourself in, you fucking pig of a human…

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2012

13

Jul

Kim Kardashian Reunited With Her Father of the Day

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Everyone makes a big deal about Kim Kardashian’s Armenian father and his death, especially Kim Kardashian, because a girl losing her father is such a tragic thing that leads to vapid, souless daddy issues.

Maybe people care because he would be so disappointed with the fact that she grew up to be a little whore using her inheritance she got becasue of his hard work. Or maybe because whores in orthodox Armenian homes are frowned upon, or maybe

But by the looks of these pics she posted to twitter, he’s still alive and kicking…..her stage dad, the Lawyer, was just AN ARMENIAN HORSE BREEDER WHO WENT TOO FAR ….I mean it would explain her body hair, her size, her ass, and her love for huge black horse cock….

This joke, was a fail.

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2012

13

Jul

Sherlyn Chopra Tweets her Playboy Nude Shoot of the Day

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While I was sleeping in, Indian “Model, Singer and Actress” Sherlyn Chopra, who used to be called Mona Chopra, and who I can only assume has a lot of fucking fans, cuz India’s got a billion people annd a good percentage of them must be into their hot local pussy….provided they can afford computers, I saw Slumdog Millionaire, I know how it works…but not well enough to get them to all worship me, cuz being coveted in India would lead to a lot of palaces, pussy and good times…

But enough about me, this Sherlyn bitch, who was in a lot of b-grade Bollywood movies, which is a funny concept, cuz I have seen some A-List Bollywood movies and they look like they are shot on VHS…..so B-grade must be some webcam shit with sound badly synced….

Not that it mattrs, because at 28, she’s decided it is time to make it in America, the tried, tested and true PLAYBOY way….only she was clever enough to tweet some nude pics to generate some buzz.

Indian, smart in ore than just call centers, medicine, engineering and making food that makes me shit myself.

Posted in:NSFW|Sherlyn Chopra

2012

13

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I fell in love at a bar last night with a bitch named short fucking shorts on long legs on prety much every single girl I watched walk up the stairs while I watched arroused from the bottom of the stairs cuz the vantage point was real fucking real….allowing me to imagine every vagina lip as it rubbed together with every step it too….but then it broke my heart.

Here are some morning links….

Kids That Play the Drums are Kinda Amazing – VIDEO
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The Biggest Sports Celebration Fails
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Tom Cruise is Going to Sue the National Enquirer
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How To: Order Mcdonalds – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Women in Comic Books
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Free Cam Shows for Your Friday Morning (NSFW)
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Why Slut Puts On a Show (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Sex House; It’s the Real World Only With Twice the STDs
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