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2012

22

Jun

Terry Richardson Shoots Tori the Topless Bitch of the Day

The nice thing about being Terry Richardson is probably the very littlee effort that goes into getting random girls named Tori to get topless for you….at least I assume the conversation went like this “OMG You’re Terry Richardson, I want you to take pics of me naked, I’ll even suck your dick”…because all girls are groupies and all girls are whores…and thank god for that, because without the whores, I’d have nothing to live for….

Either way, this Tori bitch, no matter what the reason, or how her meeting Terry Richardson went down…It happened, and it made for some pretty hot pics that are totally worth looking at…cuz a half naked bitch, is a half naked bitch….just some half naked bitches are hotter and paid more by the hour….

It all works out in the end….

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2012

22

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent my night trying to convince a girl to send me nudes…what a waste of fucking time…she said she didn’t have what it takes….I said all you need is a mirror, a spread eagle stance and your phone….I woulda been better off spending my energy fucking with drunk girls and their genitals in person…but that would go against trying to meet my next wife on facebook…

All I do is write romance novels…and love songs….

Here are some morning links….

Microsoft Presentaion FAIL – Video
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This Falcons Cheerleading Babe is Also An Olympian or Something
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Free Cam Shows! Happy Friday
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This One is Titled Whore on a Horse
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Highest Wingsuit Jump Ever Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Poses Naked Behind Balloons
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Slutty Blonde Gets Nailed With a Strap On
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The 10 Sexiest Female Skateboarders
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

21

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I found out today that the most fun place to hang out is not the walk in clinic…the only sluts there are getting STD tests and were accompanied by whoever they were fucking…everyone else was just sick, old, and not naked enough.

I also found out that 12 -16 year old girls wear the most ridiculously short shorts, they should be arrested for being child pornographers for what they do to my brain….

I also found out I’m not dying yet….a fail to some, a win for me….Take that life….I’ve mocked you and still come out on top….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Katie Price Riding On Stage on a Giant Horse – Amazing
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OCTOMOM ON A SYBIAN….
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Hottest Pussy of Wimbeldon
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Amazing and Retarded Backyard Waterslide
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And The Plot Thickens – Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Was So Staged By Kris Jenner It Had A Reshoot, Says Kris Humphries
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KIDS ARE AMAZING! THIS IS HYSTERICAL AND EVIL BUT FUNNY AS FUCK!!
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Fun With Granda Theft Auto Glitches – VIDEO
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Gallery: 10 Historical Figures Who May Have Been Vampires
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Kate Upton Classes Up The Big Cleavage
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Drake is an Idiot and I Hate Him
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G String Slut Plays Guitar Hero
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WTF Chinese News Story Video of the Day
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These Sluts Get Magic in the Forest
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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Now That’s What I Call Safe Sex
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Country Girl Monica Mendez
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Stephanie Davis Pussy Upskirt
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WTF Wedding Photo of the Day
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Kate Upton Wet See-Thru Shirt Vid Caps
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Macausly Culkin Came Out of Hiding
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Miley Cyrus Bares Butt and Midriff During American Apparel Shopping Trip (PHOTOS)
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Ashton Kutcher is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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Cameron Diaz is Looking Rough
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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This Girl is Downright Nasty
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Looking Good Sweethearts
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Sanford Police Chief Bill Lee Fired Over Handling Of Trayvon Martin Shooting
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These Babes Like to Show Off
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Milla Jay and Carla Cox Are Fine By Me
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Shake Weight Public Jerking Off Prank
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High Waisted Short Shorts
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hotness
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A Good Collection of News Fils – VIDEO
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Deena Coretese in a Bikini…. Ughhhh
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Bristol Palin is a Little Cunt and I Hate Her…of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan is At It Again, Get It Together Girl
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Hot Model Dating Knicks Player
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Highest Wing Suit JUmp Ever
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More Proof That Ashton Kutcher Is A Douche
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Sloppy Tits In A Tiny Bikini. Fucking Delicious
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is a Man in a Bikiini Photoshoot
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Falcons Dancer is an Olympian
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Microsoft Presentation Fail
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Fergie Hot Tits in Self Magazine
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Sharon Stone Looking Old
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Mischa Barton Giving Sex Eyes
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Bai Ling in a Tight Dress
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Selena Gomez Has Legs
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Carrie Keagan Upskirt
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Miley Cyrus in her Panties
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Katrina Bowden Boring as Shit
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Lisette Morelos in Hombres Mexico
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Cher is a Monster
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Hot Bitch Named Floppy
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Paula LeBaredas Promotes Soccer Right
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Emanuela Postacchini in FHM South Africa Hot
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Hot Bitches in a Fake Girl Fight
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Emma Stone Boring in Vogue
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl Forgets to Wipe
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Random Porn
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Babysitter Caught Watching Porn Porn
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There is one reason I like the Internet…..Pussy….Willing To Be Watched
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

21

Jun

Miley Cyrus Ass in the Best Shorts Ever of the Day

I am not an old timer who is shocked by the fashions of Today’s youth. I am in fact a pervert who fucking embraces it.

I am just eagerly waiting for things to go crotchless and shirt to have titty holes cut into them…only cuz I like genitals and titties…but then again…I also like a good ass…hanging out of a good pair of shorts…and that seems to be the trend….I see it everywhere and Miley seems to be embracing that with her Gluten Free / Pilates jacked, youthful metabolism rocking ass…that makes her fucking relevant to me….fuck Hannah Montana – this is the real shit….

The truth is there’s no difference between this and a bikini, I mean apple bottoms have been shown off since the 60s and 70s….but that doesn’t mean they aren’t amazing to look at…..

I am a Miley Cyrus Fan….I’m gonna start an unofficial fan club….that follows her around….especially down dark alleys….A man is allowed to dream people….


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

21

Jun

Lindsay ‘Woodstock NY’ Shot By Jonathan Leder of the Day

Jonathan Leder is the photographer behind these pictures of some naked, almost amateur, hot as fuck, model he calls Lindsay ‘Woodstock NY’, Reminding us that there are hot girls everywhere willing to get naked for fun, fashion, art, whatever….that we’ve never seen and may never see again but who possess the same tools needed to be stars….a vagina…

Seriously, it may sound like I am making fun of girls and calling them all out for being attention seeking whores, but I fucking love seeing girls who aren’t fat pose naked for photographers for no specific reason….it is a beacon of hope that hot pussy willing to get naked will always exist….and that makes me happy…..

Posted in:Lindsay ‘Woodstock NY'|NSFW|Photos

2012

21

Jun

Jessica Alba’s Posing Hot for a Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know what this photoshoot is for, but seeing Jessica Alba in a strapless dress, pretty much looking like she’s been knocked over at her high school prom, or even better, like she’s fallen over from being roofied at her high school prom, only for some a sexual predator, let’s say someone like me, you know for the sake of argument, to have clear path to her golden fleshy baby making cavern of all things good in the world…..because mom or not, Alba is still pretty fucking hot, and mom or not, I can still have fantasies of being the guy she never gave the time of day to, getting up inside her while she rests….it’s a totally normal fantasy….google it if you don’t believe me….


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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

21

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence in a Shitty See Through of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is boring as shit, overrated, a disgrace to the acting community, who figured that she was already nominated for an academy award at a young age, and that it was all downhill for her from that point on, cuz that lottery would be hard to hit again, so she signed up to some commercial crap with guaranteed sequels, that will make her consistent money, while securing her as part of a bigger phenomenon, so that in 5 years, she’ll never have to work again…..pretty much the easy road….which I guess she shouldn’t be hated for….but I think she should be cuz the bitches in these commercial blockbusters are under so many contracts and restrictions that they never get fucking naked recreationally, making shitty see through shirts like this pretty much the best they have to offer. What a fucking waste…all for her own personal gain…with no concern for our masturbation needs….what a bitch….


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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2012

21

Jun

Deena Cortese Offends Me in her Bikini of the Day

(picuture removed at request of paparazzi)

This is fucking disgusting….you know one of those moments where bitch shoulda looked in the mirror before heading out there to pretty much shit on the world and offend all things sacred about a bikini or a half naked woman with her fat fucking gut…..and the worst thing is that she probably did look in the fucking mirror and said to her fat self “damn I look good” in some serious delusion I think a lot of bitches are victims of cuz so many girls I see in bikinis have no business being in bikinis…this Jersey Shore bitch doesn’t matter….she might as well be the fat slow on your snorkeling tour on your all inclusive trip in Mexico…but apparently, people care about her in her bikini so I’ll link you to the pics…I’m an asshole like that…


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Posted in:Deena Cortese

2012

21

Jun

Stacy Keibler is Ripped of the Day

There are too many fat chicks in the world. They complain. They pretend they try to eat well. They pretend they eat well as they suck down a 1000 calorie frozen coffee drink. But the truth is that they just aren’t fucking committed to the cause. They are fakes, they are lies, they live in chubby untoned fantasy land…they are weak, they are excuse makers, they are disappointments to the urban landscape…they fucking suck….

But every once in a while a ripped body like Stacy Keibler comes around to remind us that not every bitch is a slacker slob excuse maker, and some are in fact into looking good…

I guess that’s why she fucks Clooney….and your fat ass doesn’t…fatty.

Posted in:Stacy Keibler

2012

21

Jun

Julianne Hough in a Weird Upskirt of the Day

(picuture removed at request of paparazzi)

Julianne Hough was caught on set of some shitty movie she’s managed to get cast in, probably thanks to being the front for Ryan Seacrest’s homosexuality by pretnding to be his girlfriend…..having a bit of an upskirt…

I don’t entirely consider it an upskirt when the bitch is wearing spanx…they lopok lke fucking bike shorts…if anything it’s a fucking disgrace and disappointment…because she’s a professional dancer and the last bitch who should be in SPANX…..

It discounts her booty as she runs, it ruins everyhting….not that she didn’t already do a good enough job of that on her own, I mean any pro dancer who isn’t a stripper who never was but should of been who has made it as a pro dancer….pisses me off before she even started….cuz a stripper lost to the mainstream is a tragedy for the community…right?


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Posted in:Julianne Hough